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Man, he really f***ed us up.
—Kyle Katarn
<insert name here> was a Jedi during the Clone Wars and is considered by many to be the savior to the galaxy. It was born in 19 ABY on Dagobah, because <insert name here>'s parent's liked nature. When <insert name here> was ten, it was kidnapped by Oog, the Master of Cheese Worshipers and his parents were slaughtered. He escaped captivity by learning to use the Force, and piloted a Death Star to the planet Tatooine to enjoy the beach.
When <insert name here> arrived, it was discovered by Darth Maul and was taught in the ways of the bounty hunters.
Biography[]
Duh, I dunno...
—Our hero's Master, when asked why Jedi couldn't use the dark side
<insert name here> went to the planet of Pluto, even though it technically isn't a planet, to complete the trials to become a fully-fledged Clown. In the harsh terrain of the... spherical body, <insert name here> was ambushed by four legions of voxyn! In the thick of the ambush, <insert name here>'s master was caught in the crossfire and killed. <insert name here>, trained too well in the dark side, waited until after the battle to mourn. The ambushers started to dance. <insert name here> called on the power of the cheese, lots of cheese to fight the overwhelming numbers of your evil colleagues. He drew its light-umbrella and charged into battle. With great Force power, she summoned the wrath of Super Telekinetic Wave and Ultra Force Wave, which blasted all of the attackers. Afterwards, <insert name here> stole a Star Destroyer and headed back to Dxun to complete his full acceptance into the Circle of Friends.
All alone[]
All your base are belong to <insert name here>!
Yo, whatup dawg?
—The supernatural specimen that this article concerns
As <insert name here> was struggling emotionally after the death of her master, it was assigned to solve a dispute between the Sith Order of Decreto and the Rogue Knights. The conflict was taking place in orbit over Earth. Reluctantly, <insert name here> went to the battleground in a Mustang.
Second Real Mission[]
<insert name here> was later sent on a mission to Pluto. There, he encountered Count Dooku and engaged in an epic lightfoil duel .
Personality and traits[]
<insert name here> was very sure of herself, although he was powerful enough for that to be justified. She was also adventurous. It was for the thrill of the moment that <insert name here> was motivated in his quests.
Powers and abilities[]
<insert name here> was exceedingly proficient in every field known. In addition, he was an accomplished strategist, having defeated the Imperial Navy's largest fleet with only one single starfighter. <insert name here> was known to practice the following Force powers:
- Force repulse
- Force pull
- Force maelstrom
- Green Force lightning (which kills on contact)
- Force flight
- Force enslave
- Force scream
- Fix future
- Force razorleaf
- Force resurrect
- Force grow
- Jump up, grap someone, and say "YES!"
- Great Aether
- Force piano play
- Force summon Cuddles (the rancor)
- Force Twitter (which posts a note on the Holonet for everyone to see)
- Levitate all guns in the vicinity and make them fire at enemies