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Someday you'll find yourself a nice nerd man who hates children and adores violence, and then you'll swoon and carry him off to your lair.
—Karo


<insert name here>. <--- You see that? That doesn't mean I'm talking to you. The people who use it aren't talking to you. It's a template. Go away.

I'm Solus. Just Solus. That's it. Nothing fancy.

I don't have a million userboxes. I don't have a ginormous rant about SWF because that horse has been beat to death. I don't have fifty subpages. I don't have a list of novels to give you. I don't have to tell you what I am because my era icons and the obnoxiously large templates at the bottom of this page tell you. So why are you here?

Well, if you care, here's a spiel about myself. I'm a killer mecha angel. I'm a girl. I feel the need to write about things that aren't much written about and use plots that barely anyone uses, usually just to see if I can pull them off. I have a gun arm that can be set to ban, bal33t, and shred artcle. I commonly employ the latter on the FAN page. I am a Grammar Nazi. I'm also one of the nicest people here.

Beware.

Name and IRC pseudonyms

The cheese stands alone,
The cheese stands alone,
Hi-ho the derry-o,
The cheese stands alone.

—The Farmer in the Dell

My name is Solus. Latin for "alone," if you care. On IRC, I go by Solus|Cheese, though sometimes Solus or Solus|Fishy. The reason for the suffixes was when I first got on IRC I was in a cheese-eating phase, and the first time I logged on the name "Solus" was taken. Another time when I got on IRC froze and I had to re-log on while I was eating fish sticks.

Yes, I like to eat.

I'm also known on IRC at times as the AngelofDeath or Solusinator. These can only be understood if one frequents IRC, so I won't bother to explain them here.

As well, Susan Donnam? That's not my real name. I just don't want to give you my name - and apparently it's more official if your literary works link to a name. So it's a pen name. A pseudonym, if you will. Call me by that name and you will suffer.

The I-don't-need-to-rant

I don't need to rant about SWF. Many already have with eloquence. Therefore, I will sum them up for those who have not read them:

This is not [fanon] to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
—Dorothy Parker, who might as well be describing most of the stuff on SWF

Mah stuffs

Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.
—Evil Overlord list of Dos and Don'ts

This is where I don't make a list of my works.

This is where I link you to a page. Whee.

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