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щ(°ο°щ) Imperial Treachery and all other stories by me, are delayed due to real life. Thank you for your patience. щ(゚Д゚щ)

To-do list

  1. Draw new cover for Imperial Treachery.
  2. Finish character pre-bios.
    1. Echon
    2. Celeste
    3. Aurea
    4. Evan
    5. Nayt
    6. Mila
    7. Jax

Rants

Newest rants will always go on top. --Nightmare975 00:56, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

Why Can't I Make a Good Book Cover!?

ImperialTreacheryCover

Look at this awful picture, it makes me sick to look at it. Ugh.

So a while back, I attempted to make a book cover for my fan novel, Imperial Treachery. What ended up being conceived was this monstrosity of jumbled pictures that looked nothing in common. You've got a photograph, a poorly edited picture, and a poorly cut cartoon, all on an ugly background of a jungle with the words "Star Wars" on the top. Ugh.

Look at it boys and girls, because that's what failure looks like.

Why Halo Fanon Sucks

Uh dude, if it goes against canon, the mods can do whatever the hell they wan't to stop you. No one is allowed to run free and do whatever the hell they wan't. There are set rules and set canon, and you can't just disregard the rules or canon.
—Spartan 501 22:37, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Okay, let me break this down.

First Sentence

Uh dude, if it goes against canon, the mods can do whatever the hell they wan't to stop you.
—Spartan 501 22:37, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

First off this is fanon. Why the hell do I have to go with canon? I take it that I can't make Master Chief and Johnson fight Brutes on the first Halo? Or Cortana battling 343 Guilty Spark in cyberspace? Oh, and good job with want, you didn't need an "'".

Second Sentence

No one is allowed to run free and do whatever the hell they wan't.
—Spartan 501 22:37, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

No one is allowed to do whatever they want. So I have to follow rules? This isn't trying to make my story canon, hell I would seriously not want that. Canon could kiss my ass. Again with the want misspelling.

Third Sentence

There are set rules and set canon, and you can't just disregard the rules or canon.
—Spartan 501 22:37, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Boy this place just sounds like a barrel of fun. I have to follow rules about canon? Good god.

Final Evaluation

See kids? Halo makes fanon into work! This is why you'll never see me on there. Sorry Haloites, but please don't wake me if you need me.


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