Everything I tell you is a lie.
—Vergere to Jacen Solo
Do, or do not. There is no try.
—Yoda to Luke Skywalker
—Nathaniel Kenobi Solo--after making a huge hole in a wall with corpses of Yuuzhan Vong loaded with thermal detonators--to the Yuuzhan Vong warriors, after the capture of Jacen and Leia Solo
Why must every other Jedi or Sith be a Twi'lek?
—Jysella Horn talking to herself
What a piece of junk!
—Luke Skywalker commenting on the Millenium Falcon
Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's head, is it? He's half-senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait uh, what was this about, anyway?
—Jolee Bindo to Revan
I'll pour the wine and you tell me what you like best about me.
—Ben doing a Lando impression to Nelani
Hello, Master. I'm running now — but I've had time to reflect on your teachings. You say the living sometimes have to suffer to serve a larger goal. I've seen how you live by that. Well, I have a goal now, too. Justice. For myself, for my friends, for the people sacrificed to the plans of the so-called infallible. And it will definitely involve some suffering. Because, you see, I've had a vision of my own. One day, one of you is going to confess and clear my name. And to make sure, I'm going to hunt down each and every one of you. The one that confesses, lives. I don't care which one of you does it. It doesn't matter where they send you. You have a death mark, same as me. Don't look for me, Lucien. Because I'll find you. And if I do end up collapsing the Jedi Order, just remember one thing. You started it.
—Zayne Carrick to the Jedi Masters on Taris
Explanation: two per cent probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master.
—HK-47 speaking to Revan and with a Jawa who refers to "ghosts in the desert"
Recitation: Yes, as I said, I am an assassin droid. It is my primary function to burn holes through meatbags that you wish removed from the galaxy... Master. Oh, how I hate that term.
—HK-47 to the Jedi Exile
Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
—HK-47 to the Jedi Exile
Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assasination droid... not a dictionary!
—Nice Star Trek spoof from HK-47
Suggestion: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?
Enough of this! Take that and that!
—Rick Beissman, member of Voyager's Hazard Team, to the Forge Reavers
He's doing it, he;s driving them back!
Of course he's driving them back! Why don't you help hi—Never mind.
—Me, playing Elite Force when Beissman dies.
A curse? Ai-yee! My family is cursed, whatever are we to do?
—Nathan to Zack Fayne.
What's one more apprentice? I mean you spend 4,000 years in suspended animation and people think you're the next great thing! You're on, kid. Show me what you got.
—Nathan to Var'Unk
Pervertedness is in the mind of the beholder.
—My Biology Honors teacher
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