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ObiWanShootsGeneral

So uncivilized!

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Omega Base G3

I'd let her dock with my ISD, that's for sure!

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Armigerconfrontation

By the Immortal Gods of the Sith! Bastasi stang it, Bassie! Carth is being a little schutta again.

</small>What the brix is that whiny little chuff-sucking fripping frotz's problem? Every time he opens his mouth I swear I wanna tell him to go crink himself. I mean, frack, that little motherkriffing di'kut is just just... Ugh.

</small>So, uh, yeah. This article has a metric drokton of profanity in it. Viewer excretion is advised.



IRC Conversation, July 8, 2010

Star Wars: The Real Empire series is a fan fiction saga that is currently still in production by Station7 of SWFanon. I am preserving his work on this subpage here just in case it gets deleted for some reason. Full credit for his stories and articles, of course, goes to him. By no measure to I disrespect him or his work. Future thoughts and evaluations are planned, but I have no exact dates confirmed. -MPK, Free Man 21:05, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

Part I

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<Freeman_MPK> \markov Xim sleeps
<Goodwood> Damnit Freeman_MPK, this is not your personal markovspam channel!
<Freeman_MPK> :(
<Goodwood> Plus, the bot was removed.
<Freeman_MPK> :( :( :(
<Chakravartin> Good bye.

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<Goodwood> By Solus.
<Freeman_MPK> O_O
<Freeman_MPK> How could she do that to me!?
<Goodwood> Because she hates you.
<Goodwood> :P
<Brandon_Rhea> Hey MPK
<Freeman_MPK> Hi.
<Brandon_Rhea> Sorry to anger you over that casting change. :P
<Freeman_MPK> More like despair than anger. :)
<Brandon_Rhea> Heh
<Freeman_MPK> I'd like to take this opportunity to extend my open thanks to whoever brought Star Wars: The Real Empire to my attention, because it's bloody hilarious and one of the best fan fictions I've come across, though I haven't read it all the way through.
<Brandon_Rhea> XD
<Freeman_MPK> From the looks of things it almost seems like Star Wars' answer to HalfLife: FullLife Consequences
<Freeman_MPK> I'd vote for it in the Short Story contest if it didn't probably mean a subsequent lynch mob.
<Ataru> I'm so thrilled.
<Ataru> In fact, in an upcoming blog post, I vocalized a hope that you'd have more detailed thoughts on it.
<Brandon_Rhea> Which reminds me, we still need to lynch JM for his vote on Darth Tyler in the 4WA.
<Freeman_MPK> I may at some point, but I've lately only had time to save a copy of the story on my Fanon subpage.
<Brandon_Rhea> To me, leaving thoughts on that story would be like leaving thoughts on Osama Bin Laden.
<Brandon_Rhea> It sorta goes without saying.
<Freeman_MPK> Oh, nonsense.
<Freeman_MPK> Bad fanfic is just about always more fun to read and analyze than "good" fanfic.
<Brandon_Rhea> That's because you have a twisted mind. :P
<Ataru> Lynching JM is too much work.
<Ataru> Lynching anyone is too much work.
<Brandon_Rhea> I never said it would be easy.
<Ataru> Not to mention illegal in most countries.
<Brandon_Rhea> I only said it would be worth it. :P

* Ataru groans.

<Freeman_MPK> Fiddledash, all fanfic is bad, it's just the ones that make those of us with a sense of humor laugh that are called the "bad" ones.
<Brandon_Rhea> I...don't really subscribe to that POV.

* Ataru neither.

<Freeman_MPK> Not saying good fanfic don't exist. Just good fanfic that isn't bad also.
<Ataru> I've seen fanfic better than profic.
<Ataru> Granted, the profic in question was probably The Crystal Star
<Brandon_Rhea> Not only that, but stuff like The Real Empire isn't there to make us laugh. It wasn't written with a sense of humor. It was written as a serious outing.
<Ataru> Or Hard Contact
<Brandon_Rhea> Granted, from a non-native English speaker, but still.
<Freeman_MPK> Sowhat, Brandon?
<Brandon_Rhea> Just saying.
<Freeman_MPK> Doesn't need to be intended funny, only needs to be funny. HalfLife FullLife Consequences was hilarious before the guy who wrote it admitted to being a troll.
<Freeman_MPK> And TRL might just yet be an intentional badfic.
<Freeman_MPK> Methinks you need to exercise your funny bones more often, Brandon. :\
<Brandon_Rhea> I try not to laugh at those who I know for a fact are trying to make a serious outing.
<LO|Away> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs
<Brandon_Rhea> Which TRL is meant to be.
<Freeman_MPK> Why not?
<Freeman_MPK> And again, you can't know that it is meant to be.
<Brandon_Rhea> I can be 99% certain that it is based on the author's contributions all across Wikia.
<Freeman_MPK> And everyone was 99% certain that Squirrelking really was a French-Canadian kid who was using fanfic to learn English
<Brandon_Rhea> We're going to have to agree to disagree. I'm not going to debate this one.
<Goodwood> lmfao
<Freeman_MPK> (Crickets)
<Freeman_MPK> Well, I can accept that humor is subjective.
<LO|Away> the country side were nice, and the plants were singing, and the birds and the sun were almost down from the top of the sky.
<Freeman_MPK> I can't help it, the dialogue in this story is just goofy.
<Freeman_MPK> In 30 BBY, Luke Skywalker woke up.
<Goodwood> XD
<Freeman_MPK> "This place is like a box. If you open it, the secret will be revealed. Just open the box and push everything away. Don’t let people behind. Just don’t forget to open the box."
<Goodwood> srs wiki is srs
<Freeman_MPK> Is... Is the guy talking to Luke advocating opening the box or not?
<Goodwood> Is this the "mystery box" from the original KotOR?
<Freeman_MPK> I never actually thought of that.
<Goodwood> ;)
<Brandon_Rhea> Mystery box from KOTOR?

* LO|Away listens to Summer 68'

<Goodwood> Yes.
<Freeman_MPK> One other thing that's already evident is that this fic has the most lesbians out of any fic I've read since "Prophet, Thing of Evil"
<Goodwood> XD
<Goodwood> Lesbianism FTW.
<Freeman_MPK> Also, there's a character with the name Rebecca Boobs.
<Goodwood> XD
<Freeman_MPK> You can't fucking tell me there's no way this is a trollfic.
<Goodwood> lulz
<Brandon_Rhea> MPK, is your IRC account registered?

* Goodwood still won't read it... :P

<Freeman_MPK> Beats me.
<Goodwood> Gordon Freeman ain't got time to register IRC accounts!
<Freeman_MPK> Don't see why not.
<Goodwood> He's too busy killing headcrabs and being mute
<Goodwood> !
<Freeman_MPK> Dare I ask why you ask?
<Brandon_Rhea> I would've given your account permanent voice status.
<Goodwood> It's cos he wants to give you auto-voice.
<Goodwood> PSYCHIC!
<Freeman_MPK> No idea what that is.
<Brandon_Rhea> The silver circle next to your name rather than the green one.
<Brandon_Rhea> If I mute the channel, only people with voice or op status can talk.
<Freeman_MPK> Why would the channel be muted?
<Goodwood> To punish spammers.
<Brandon_Rhea> Sometimes if you ban a troll or a spammer, they keep coming back with proxies
<Brandon_Rhea> So really the only way to get rid of them is to make sure they can't talk.

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<Freeman_MPK> Ah.
<Ataru> Brandon_Rhea: I've got all the blog post done except for the part on Saber Battalion
<Brandon_Rhea> Ok
<Freeman_MPK> It occurs to me that the exact thing that makes certain badfics famous across the internet is somewhat undefinable.
<Freeman_MPK> Pretty much the only thing that just about all of them have in common is bad spelling and grammar.
<Brandon_Rhea> It's like porn.
<Brandon_Rhea> You know it when you see it.
<Freeman_MPK> I guess.
<Freeman_MPK> They're all unique.

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<Freeman_MPK> If I knew how trollfics got famous I'd consider making one.
<Freeman_MPK> Man, Luke's kind of an asshat in TRE.
<Freeman_MPK> I think he might even be a bad guy.
<Ataru> There's a plot
<Ataru> ?
<Freeman_MPK> Woah, and this story has witches in it.
<Freeman_MPK> I need to count the number of characters. I'm beginning to suspect that more than half of them are lesbians screwing each other.
<Freeman_MPK> All stories have a plot, Ataru. It's just the really bad ones that people say don't exist :p
<Ataru> "Fox store went egg face in with all noise and sound."
<Ataru> That's a story, in its crudest form.
<Ataru> Find the plot.
<Freeman_MPK> That sentence is the plot.
<Ataru> Yes, but you can't even tell me what it means.
<Ataru> I can't even tell you what it means.
<Ataru> And I wrote it.
<Freeman_MPK> A store that sells foxes got an egg on its face and went inside a noisy larger building.
<Ataru> . . .
<Brandon_Rhea> BBL
<Ataru> I think it's time for one of Brandon's favorite quotes.
<Ataru> Interpretation is key

=-= Brandon_Rhea is now known as Brandon_Rhea|bbl

<Freeman_MPK> Aha! See?
<Freeman_MPK> The plot of The Real Empire is also rather crude. It seems that there are two parallel universes... And in one of them, Luke Skywalker, who is somehow back in time, is sent by his father, who is also somehow back in time, to find these... Secret cards.
<Freeman_MPK> MacGuffins.
<Ataru> You are a braver man than me for actually reading that.
<Freeman_MPK> Rather straight-forward.
<Freeman_MPK> I haven't read the whole thing, just snippets.
<LO|Away> Cards?
<LO|Away> Let's d-d-d-d-duel
<Freeman_MPK> I'm not gonna try reading the whole thing until I get some better free time and a good snack, and maybe a drink.
<ITCO> See it all hinges on Rebecca Boobs.
<LO|Away> The fate of the world rests on the outcome of a children's card game!
<Freeman_MPK> And in the other timeline... Anakin's mother has some lady named Taylor (is that a gender-neutral name?) appear to help her raise Anakin.
<Goodwood> Which is no sillier than the "fate of the free world" resting on a game of baccarat or Texas Hold'em.
<Freeman_MPK> Oh-HO! Plot twist! Taylor's a villain! She knocks Shmi out with her head!
<Goodwood> lmfao
<Freeman_MPK> Meanwhile in the present, Luke Skywalker is trying to enlist the help of a woman named Tracy.
<Freeman_MPK> Presumably this is the same Tracy who took the place of Brock in the Pokemon animated series.
<ITCO> Tracy Sketcher or something.
<ITCO> Sketchit*
<Ataru> Hmm, gotta run.
<Ataru> Goodwood: We'll talk later about AMW2JC

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<Goodwood> Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
<Goodwood> Feh.
<Freeman_MPK> What's AMW2JC?
<ITCO> A Marine Went to Jedi Camp
<Goodwood> A Marine Went to Jedi Camp.
<Freeman_MPK> Ah.

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<Goodwood> The second story in the Laera Reyolé series.
<Freeman_MPK> It's part of a series?
<Goodwood> Yes.

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<Goodwood> http://swfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Tales_from_the_Corps_series

Part II: Tangent

FoC Star Map
<Freeman_MPK> Well I'm skipping ahead a bit. It looks like Taylor and the others stole the kid Anakin, and Shmi's wandering in the desert. A guy named Aragragor, who I think the bad girls are working for, appears to her and says that he wants her to "give [him] the Force." Damn tall order, I say.
<Goodwood> lawl
<Goodwood> I wonder why no one's made a Star Wars game on the Source engine.
<Goodwood> It would have been so much better for Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy than the Quake III engine.
<Freeman_MPK> Yeah, or something
<Goodwood> Oh, right, JK:JA came out before Half-Life 2.
<Goodwood> IIRC.
<Freeman_MPK> But not before Half-Life 1, did it?
<Goodwood> Hell no.
<Goodwood> HL1 came out in '97 or '98.
<Freeman_MPK> Well a game like that would be way better than Quake 3 Engine.
<Goodwood> Yeah.
<Goodwood> Ah well, there are better engines coming out anyway.
<Goodwood> Particularly for flight-sims.
<Freeman_MPK> I hear than in Half-Life 1, enemies with guns may strafe, or run away from you, or flank you, or even throw grenades around corners instead of just standing still like a bunch of schmucks.
<Goodwood> Storm of War: Battle of Britain will make CoD:MW2 look like CoD2.
<Goodwood> You are correct, MPK.
<Goodwood> Same in HL2.
<Freeman_MPK> I myself'd be ready for another SW fighter game
<Goodwood> Oh fuck yeah.
<Freeman_MPK> And none of this arcadey BS like with the Rogue Squadron series
<Goodwood> Or the Battlefront series.
<Goodwood> We need a serious Star Wars starfighter sim.
<ITCO> Battlefront owns.
<Goodwood> LFL, take notes!
<Freeman_MPK> ITCO, if you like Battlefront, drop it and get Battlefield 2.
<ITCO> I don't play the Battlefronts anymore.
<Freeman_MPK> Even better
<ITCO> My PS3 isn't compatible.
<ITCO> And I play KotOR on PC
<Freeman_MPK> Really, in retrospect I don't get why Battlefront got so damn popular.
<ITCO> It is awesome.
<Goodwood> It's okay.
<Goodwood> It could have been so much more.
<Freeman_MPK> It's a watered-down "meh" version of Battlefield.
<ITCO> Battlefield is one of those tired WWII games correct?
<Goodwood> No, Battlefield 2 is modern warfare.
<Freeman_MPK> Don't know baout the first one, only Battlefield 2
<Goodwood> The first one and its expansions were WWII. Then there was Battlefield Vietnam.
<Freeman_MPK> All I know is I played Battlefront and Battlefront 2, and then Battlefield 2, and found it to be virtually the same gameplay, but much better balanced with no solo-run-and-gun nonsense.
<Goodwood> "Teamwork? What's that?"
<ITCO> Battlefront I is supposed to be better than II Freeman.
<ITCO> Oh wait.
<Goodwood> Feh.
<ITCO> Misread the comment.
<Freeman_MPK> Also, on fighter game comparison: In Rogue Squadron 2 and 3, the battle is six-thousand dimwit TIE Fighters against your one made-of-iron fighter. In X-Wing, it's you and your wingmen against another group of a few more TIEs than you.
<Freeman_MPK> In Rogue Squadron 1 it's different though; in that game, the battle is you going in and dying instantly from Imperial missile turrets :p
<Goodwood> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhufrnT4818&playnext_from=TL&videos=HAhSVZCIN2E&feature=grec_index
<Goodwood> Epic win^^

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<Freeman_MPK> Continuing my skimming of this magnificent piece of prose...
<Goodwood> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsyumFTuukc&NR=1
<Goodwood> ohai Solus.
<Freeman_MPK> I think at least four more lesbians have been introduced since part 3.
<Solus|Cheese> ohai
<Solus|Cheese> Just looking for Ataru, he asked me something. It appears he's not here.
<Freeman_MPK> It just occurred to me that this writer has Luke Skywalker alive and on Jedi adventures 11 years in the past...
<Freeman_MPK> Hiez Solus.
<Freeman_MPK> I'm skimming through a fanfic found here on SWFanon.
<Freeman_MPK> One of the most distinguished candidates in the Short Story Contest, I'm told.
<ITCO> He left like ten minutes before you got here.
<ITCO> He may still be skimming SWF.
<ITCO> Well 30 mins.*
<Solus|Cheese> :p
<ITCO> Oh and you missed the idiot yesterday.
<Solus|Cheese> Well, I have to go, I just wanted to ask him a quick question. Sorry!
<Solus|Cheese> BYEZ!
<ITCO> He is gone for a month.
<ITCO> Bye
<Solus|Cheese> I'll be back tonight. ;)
<Solus|Cheese> srsly?
<Solus|Cheese> ;-;
<Solus|Cheese>:<cries>
<ITCO> Yeah.

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<Freeman_MPK> Skipped forward to Part 7... How is Luke Skywalker having Jedi adventures in the year 30 BBY, and Shmi is doing... Whatever the hell she's doing in 41 BBY?
<Freeman_MPK> Well, anyway, by Part 4, Shmi seems to be working for the lesbians now, and they've just retrieved a MacGuffin called the Force of Living Dead.. Oh, I see why. It's because they're holding her kid Anakin hostage.
<Freeman_MPK> And the lesbians are either led by or travel in the company of a Sith named Darth Kuzal. I'm just gonna call their entire little group the Cement Mixers.

=-= Brandon_Rhea|bbl is now known as Brandon_Rhea

<Freeman_MPK> One of the Cement Mixers, a person named Charlotte, is telling a story about... Something she did.
<Freeman_MPK> Apparently she was in a deal with... Someone to do... Something, and the guy got killed by "a secret company" and she got framed for the murder.
<Freeman_MPK> And, holy Fuck.
<Freeman_MPK> This story has UFOs in it.
<Goodwood> XD
<Freeman_MPK> After the man she was working with was killed by a secret company, Charlotte kept being on the run, getting captured by the police and escaping over and over.
<Freeman_MPK> During one of these episodes.....
<Freeman_MPK> "Eventually I found a UFO and I was rescued."
<Goodwood> XD
<Freeman_MPK> But she says someone was always watching her during these escape attempts and was "indirectly" helping her.
<Freeman_MPK> I can't believe Ataru says that this story has no plot.
<Goodwood> He also said that A Marine Went to Jedi Camp had no plot.
<Goodwood> So :P at him.
<Freeman_MPK> And there's another part of this plot that doesn't make complete sense to me...
<Freeman_MPK> "Also I was pointed by the police many times, but I escaped via tunnels, secret areas. Even I’ve been broken in a prison, so that people could never found me. I was escaping and escaping. [...] Escaping was an obsession for me. One time I had a gun and mostly pulled the trigger on my head. I hate the life. But in the middle of the escape I got caught by an agent. He pointed a gun and me....
<Freeman_MPK> ...I thought I was being shot, but he was killed by someone. "
<Goodwood> lmfao
<Goodwood> Epic word salad.
<Freeman_MPK> It ain 't word salad,but granted it is close.
<Freeman_MPK> Is Charlotte saying she used to break into prisons so people wouldn't look for her there..?
<Goodwood> Problem with your space bar?
<Freeman_MPK> No, just problem with my typing.
<Freeman_MPK> And then during an escape, she is about to shoot herself in the head... When an Agent appeared and was about to kill her, but after someone unknown killed him she changed his mind?..
<Goodwood> lol
<Freeman_MPK> I'll bet it was Agent Smith from The Matrix
<Goodwood> He's dead.
<Freeman_MPK> Woah, fuck, I just looked back two paragraphs and figured something new out. This story is like a mystery!
<Freeman_MPK> The guy who got killed that she was "working with?" That was Charlotte's husband.
<Freeman_MPK> Whom she met on planet fucking Earth.
<Goodwood> hahahaha
<Freeman_MPK> Charlotte is telling all this to the other Cement Mixers and to Shmi, for some reason, and then... Oh I just glanced up ahead and I think we've got a mindfuck incoming.
<Goodwood> HIT THE DECK!
<Freeman_MPK> "All those times, I got letters with your name on it Shimi. After my major escape, I was focus myself on you." ------- So she was getting letters from Shmi, allegedly... Did Shmi actually write them? Who did!? What did they say!?!!
<Freeman_MPK> "I have no life anymore. It’s all taken from me said Charlotte. I had a life, since my husband was killed anymore. 1 year escaping is the worst thing that could be. They couldn’t find me, because there were always were sent letters about you. When I saw your name I got scared that I could never make it. I didn’t slap that good. It was really worse."
<Goodwood> roflmfao
<Freeman_MPK> So because she got letters from "Shmi",she got obsessed with her, sort of like Kyle Reese becoming obsessed with Sarah Connor because he had a photograph of her before he went back through time.
<Brandon_Rhea> Shimi.
<Freeman_MPK> Also, what the fuck does "I didn't slap that good" mean?
<Brandon_Rhea> It's spelled Shimi ;)
<Goodwood> ohai Bacon.
<Brandon_Rhea> I believe that means bad sex.
<Brandon_Rhea> But maybe that's just me. :P
<Goodwood> ANGRY SEX!
<ITCO> Well the "sl" needs to be replaced with a "t".
<Freeman_MPK> Shimi, my bad.
<Goodwood> Only males can tap.
<Goodwood> Females are the ones that get tapped.
<ITCO> I didn't know the female was talking there.
<ITCO> They usually aren't the ones to say things like that.
<Goodwood> Well, unless you know any guys named Charlotte...
<ITCO> There could be.
<ITCO> Ever hear that Johny Cash song about a boy given a girl's name?

* Goodwood facepalms.

<ITCO> Johnny*
<ITCO> "A boy named Sue"- Johnny Cash.
<Freeman_MPK> Ca$h.
<Freeman_MPK> BRB
<Goodwood> atheist meeting
<ITCO> NRA meeting, even though he is a sub-machine gun.

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<ITCO> PING!
<Freeman_MPK> Back.
<ITCO> Kids WB
<Freeman_MPK> Back to Charlotte's monologue.
<Freeman_MPK> "You have a good life Shimi. You’re angry at a person who always has trying to help you that The Other Real Shimi didn’t get died. "
<Freeman_MPK> Therein lies the mindfuck. There are TWO Shimis?!!
<ITCO> And that didn't get died!
<ITCO> There is a pardoxical comment.

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<Freeman_MPK> "Charlotte looked into the mirror. Nobody ever carried about me."
<ITCO> Shimi isn't supposed to know about her other self.
<Freeman_MPK> Lol, Back to the Future
<ITCO> XD
<ITCO> There are now two of you here, and there are now two of me here.
<Freeman_MPK> After Charlotte is sad about not being carried about, everyone else goes to bed except her and Shimi.
<ITCO> The other you is with the Emmitt Brown from 1955.
<ITCO> lol MPK
<Freeman_MPK> "I’m going into the swimming pool, thinking about the day I lost everything said Charlotte.", who is extremely blunt about her emo-ness.
<ITCO> emo-ness?
<ITCO> That is a Star Wars thing too?
<ITCO> Counter-culture?
<Freeman_MPK> In fanfic it is.
<ITCO> lol
<Freeman_MPK> K, here's another mindfuck, but more a mindfuck about the author's tastes than a sudden plot twist.
<Freeman_MPK> I couldn't fucking make this up. Charlotte is followed in by Shimi, and she angsts very briefly (because everything in this story is brief) about her dark and troubled (gag) past, and the two make out.
<Freeman_MPK> Evidently the author finds Shimi sexually attractive, which I find mystifying, to say the least.
<ITCO> XD
<ITCO> What is with the lesbian stuff?
<ITCO> How is there a future with no repriduction?
<ITCO> How'd it last 25,000 years?
<Freeman_MPK> Who cares about that? I wanna know why Shimi is involved in it. Then again, no I don't.
<ITCO> This is trollification
<ITCO> No way real.
<Freeman_MPK> Yeah, I can't believe Brandon's so stoic about this. He's as uptight as a telephone pole.
<ITCO> XD
<Freeman_MPK> Next paragraph after that touching scene: "Later were the two sleeping together. Warning! Warning! Shimi and Charlotte woke together up."
<ITCO> lol
<ITCO> Hey what is that tag for excessive sexuality?
<Freeman_MPK> I don't know what the fuck the "Warning! Warning!" is. It's probably a late reminder for readers who haven't brought their own brain bleech.
<Freeman_MPK> Technically it's just making out, and off-screen/implied/extremely beige-prosed sex, which I don't think would qualify.
<ITCO> lmfao
<Freeman_MPK> But I do have a template for that on this page: http://swfanon.wikia.com/wiki/User:MPK/The_Worst_Story_Ever_Written_in_the_History_of_the_World
<ITCO> I just want to see it used.
<ITCO> Well I guess the uncivilized one works too.
<Freeman_MPK> Anywho, after Charlotte and Shimi woke together up, "What’s the matter? asked Shimi. Anakin escaped there said Tracy. He’s escaped said Claire. They saw him jumping in the desert. Oh my God, my child is dead said Shimi. No, honey we will found him said Charlotte and was kissing the cheeks of Shimi. We will found him and the guy who just me said Charlotte. This is not long over. "
<Freeman_MPK> For great justice.
<ITCO> Actually all of those tags on the top work except the profanity one.
<Freeman_MPK> The profanity one is my personal favorite, probably.
<ITCO> Yeah, 'tis good MPK.
<ITCO> AND LMAO to the prose.
<Freeman_MPK> Because Carth is a schutta, and a di'kut.
<ITCO> :D
<Freeman_MPK> Anyway, Part 8. Opens up in the past segment, with Shimi and the Cement Mixers. Shimi is crying because she's afraid of Anakin busting out of the prison or whatever that they were holding him in.
<Freeman_MPK> Here's another gem: "It’s hard to understand, that this happened said Charlotte. He escaped, by making a tunnel in the prison with his hands said Tracy."
<Freeman_MPK> Anakin's a fuckin' digging machine.

* ITCO chuckles.

<ITCO> Shovel hands.
<Freeman_MPK> Either that or the prison was made out of sawdust.
<ITCO> Ha
<Freeman_MPK> Oh, my goodness, there;s an action sequence after that that made me REALLY laugh out loud for real
<Freeman_MPK> "But then out of nothing, the ship was shaking. Who’s that? asked Claire. That’s somebody who wants to kill us said Shimi. Charlotte looked into the four-mirror. Shoot said Charlotte to Claire. "
<Freeman_MPK> And sure enough, like any skilled woman, "Claire was shooting. Good girl said Tracy."
<Freeman_MPK> "But then the door opened." ----- ...Wait, wasn't their ship being shot at or...?
<Freeman_MPK> And the villain makes his entrance: "Hello girls, my name is Captain Streamy. Oliver Streamy. And you’re all going to die said Oliver." ----- The Cement Mixers look to be in trouble, because all their base are belong to him and they have no chance to survive.
<Freeman_MPK> Also, I just googled "Oliver Fucking Streamy" without the "Fucking", and SWFanon was the first page that came up. :p
<ITCO> lol
<ITCO> XD
<ITCO> Oliver Streamy Mc Dreamy
<Freeman_MPK> But they are saved, because "Charlotte was taking a glass and smashed it to Oliver’s head."
<ITCO> Helllo my name is Oliver Streamy and we are all gonna die!
<ITCO> Get to the CHOPPA!
<Freeman_MPK> After that, Shimi says they have to escape for some reason, so they jump out of the ship, presumably they're in a planet's atmosphere.
<Freeman_MPK> "Tracy, Shimi and Charlotte landed on a mountain. Charlotte felt from the mountain, hundred meters down. Tracy and Shimi jumped together."
<Freeman_MPK> Charlotte's such a ho, feelin' up that mountain while she's in a relationship with Shimi.
<ITCO> lol
<LO|Away> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ
<Freeman_MPK> Tracy and Shimi are together, though, and remark that it's freezing where they are. They aren't sure if Charlotte's alive, so they walk around "on the other place of this" to find her.
<Freeman_MPK> As an afterthought, the author has them mention that they're on "Snopan. A very cold planet said Shimi. You can freeze her to dead in a hour."
<Freeman_MPK> Meanwhile, "at an unknown place", "Claire and Darth Kuzal were at a rock." "Darth Kuzal felt on the ground. I’ve got pain said Darth Kuzal. I’m bleeding to death said Darth Kuzal."
<Freeman_MPK> Okay,I'm back to skimming for a bit, I'm sick of Shimi and the Cement Mixers. I wanna knowif Luke has found the Card yet!
<Freeman_MPK> Long story short, the Cement Mixers get to shelter somewhere with some two people named Rebecca Boobs and Juliet Bronson.

Part III: Won't Get Fooled Again

Mustafarplanet
<Freeman_MPK> Back in the Future, Luke Skywalker and..... Who the fuck is Tommy Furtus?
<ITCO> New guy
<Freeman_MPK> Well, Luke and Tom are looking for someone else named Nathan Cress.
<Freeman_MPK> Ah-ha! The plot thickens! Nathan has the card! He proposes: "Let’s we fight as man and who dies, will not getting the card. Are we clear?" "Of course said Luke. Well let’s fight said Nathan."

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<Freeman_MPK> Luke's frankly pretty OOC, so willing to fight people in this fic.

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<LO|Away> Is English this person's first language?
<Freeman_MPK> They fight, and Luke asks him where Tommy is (Tommy disappeared in the last paragraph, by which I mean he disappears from the narrative and Luke asks Where are you Tommy).

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<Freeman_MPK> "Who the hell is Tommy? asked Nathan.", which is just one of the things I wanna know.
<LO|Away> Tommy, can you hear me?
<Freeman_MPK> Luke accuses Nathan of killing Tommy. Luke gets angry. "Luke killed Nathan and was taking the card. Sorry Nathan, but dying on Tatooine is your place said Luke and was taking the card. "
<Freeman_MPK> Luke is a douchebag.
<Freeman_MPK> Ok, this paragraph I have to put here in full.
<Freeman_MPK> "Luke walked back and saw that the doors were locked. Tommy open the doors. Tommy! said Luke. Luke looked above him and saw a trap."
<Freeman_MPK> And then suddenly it mentions "Luke was walking upstairs."

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<Freeman_MPK> "Luke jumped and saw a death Tommy in the bushes. Let’s God being with you said Luke. Luke looked at Tommy and saw a little paper. He was taking the paper."
<Freeman_MPK> I don't know what the fuck is going on.
<LO|Away> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8tR2qKrWyg
<Freeman_MPK> Half-Life Full Life COnsequences is easier to picture than this.
<Freeman_MPK> Lol
<Freeman_MPK> The WHo rocks.
<Freeman_MPK> But this paragraph's ending is epic.
<Freeman_MPK> Because as Luke was taking the paper, "RAZOTI! said Luke."
<LO|Away> ???
<Freeman_MPK> All I can get is that "RAZOTI!" is the last name of somebody with a facebook account.
<LO|Away> YAHTZEE!

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<ITCO> back
<Freeman_MPK> Ok, back in the past, "Charlotte woke up. You have been death for a few hours said the woman."
<ITCO> Pure Pazaak
<LO|Away> She wad Death?
<Freeman_MPK> Two more lesbians are introduced, and Charlotte makes out with one of them, and with the line "Shall we? asked Charlotte to the girls." implies that they have a threesome.
<ITCO> Sounds like this guy is trying to do LOST
<ITCO> That is retarded.
<Freeman_MPK> It is, because half of the characters in the past are LOST on a fucking mountain. Incidentally, at that mountain, Shimi and Tracy (ambiguous gender, since I still think he/she is Tracy from Pokemon) are making out as well, because everyone int he past is a whore.
<Freeman_MPK> But then........... "Tracy looked and saw Charlotte coming back. Hello girls said Charlotte. I died said Charlotte. "
<Freeman_MPK> Meanwhile somewhere Darth Kuzal, who last we saw was in hospital care of Rebecca Boobs after he felt on the ground, is healed.
<Freeman_MPK> Blah blah blah blah blah, I gota stop reading the whole paragraphs
<Freeman_MPK> Woah, holy shit!
<Freeman_MPK> "Tracy, Charlotte and Shimi were looking at the bushes. [...] Oliver Streamy came out of the bushes with his men. Finally! said Oliver. Take them to my ship said Oliver."
<Freeman_MPK> They are captures!!! :(
<ITCO> lol
<Freeman_MPK> Back at where Rebecca Boobs, the other bitch, and Darth Kuzal are at, a man named...... Hector Pain..?.... appears and attacks them.
<Freeman_MPK> "Claire and Darth Kuzal looked shocked."
<ITCO> :O
<Freeman_MPK> Meanwhile, back in the FAR more interesting future, Luke's escaping.
<Freeman_MPK> Luke talks to himself as he is "runnin further", in order to keep his head clear about his new objectives, now that he has the card: "Luke was runnin further. I have to go to Mary Cortell said Luke. I hope I don’t am to late there said Luke."
<Freeman_MPK> Is Mary Cortell a person?
<Freeman_MPK> "Luke jumped above a cave and saw a company."
<Freeman_MPK> "Hello Mary Cortell said a woman. The deal is the deal said Mary. I want Skywalker and then we’ve got him said Mary. Luke shouldn’t being that hard to find said the woman. Yes, Catherine. You’re right. He can’t being that far. Do you know that he did escaped from Alice McTale and Sarah Porter? asked Catherine. Yes, I heard it said Mary. If you deal with it then you get what you want said Mary.
<Freeman_MPK> I don't know who any of these people are. I probably skipped over them.
<ITCO> Heh
<Freeman_MPK> Meanwhile.... "At a company", Charlotte is "walking into the company." She is talking to "the woman" about some new statics they have. "You know Mrs. Boobs you have made 10% more money. Is that good? asked Charlotte. Very good, I hope we will get more money said Rebecca. "
<Freeman_MPK> First of all, "Mrs. Boobs"? Who is she married to?
<Freeman_MPK> Second, have the two times suddenly merged somehow? How is Charlotte in the future?
<Freeman_MPK> Oh my fucking... My brain is collapsing.
<Freeman_MPK> Back in the past, "Oliver looked out the window. Finally I get my chance. Tracy was getting out of the handcuffs and attacked Oliver who felt on the ground. Shimi and Charlotte were attacking Oliver to and the ship was going down. Oliver felt out the ship. No! screamed Oliver. "
<LO|Away> I'm Mr. Boobs
<Freeman_MPK> So Oliver is attacked by his prisoners who were shittily handcuffed and that somehow crashes the ship.
<Freeman_MPK> And then by some ridiculous coincidence "The ship was landing on the place where Claire and Darth Kuzal were."
<Freeman_MPK> This distrafts Hector, who looks at Kuzal and Claire, which is odd because he shold be looking at the ship. Then "A shot was being heard. Hector felt on the ground", shot by Charlotte. "Arrest them, so they could being in prison said Charlotte. "
<ITCO> It is the nexus of the space-time continuum or a mere coincidence.
<ITCO> Either way it is unclear.
<ITCO> And nuclear.
<Freeman_MPK> I actually think it is a nexus that all of space-time goes through like water through a pipe, because from here on out the story starts to lose its coherency.
<LO|Away> Hector is having an affair with the ground
<ITCO> heh
<Freeman_MPK> Back in the Future, Luke talks to Mary, who gives him a card without a fight, and he is on his way.
<Freeman_MPK> Then it goes to Part 10, which opens in the past.
<ITCO> This is frying my brain
<Freeman_MPK> At a company..... It looks like it's suddenly changing into a journal because the first words are "Hello my name is Hector Pain."
<Freeman_MPK> Hector's past self, I guess.
<Freeman_MPK> In the past, Hector has come "here", wherever that is, to look for Tracy and "Miles Wilson", a character mentioned only about two or three times prior to this point, and identified as the "boss of Tatooine".
<Freeman_MPK> "They are upstairs to the right sir said the receptionist. OK! said Hector."
<Freeman_MPK> I'm guessing this is a hotel... With like, two rooms in it or something.
<Freeman_MPK> Hector goes up to them and says "Hello boy and girl said Hector.":<Insert your pedophile joke here> Tracy asks how he's doing (no idea if Tracy and Miles are meant to be kids or not) and Hector tells them about his daughter, Cindy Pain.
<ITCO> hehehe
<Freeman_MPK> Wait a minute, WHAT THE FUCK.
<Freeman_MPK> This is seriously my first time I read this fanfic and things keep TAKING ME COMPLETELY OFF-GUARD
<Freeman_MPK> Casually, Hector engages in chit-chat. He drops a very subtle hint that he wants Tracy to do him a favor. "She works at the Temple Bar 7. It’s her own company and she deserves many money said Hector. She’s 17 years old.Tracy, could you try to kiss her? "
<Freeman_MPK> He tells her he wants that because "She [Tracy] thinks she's a lesbian."

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<Freeman_MPK> iM BACK.

Part IV: Judgement Day

DS1 under construction
<Freeman_MPK> Im BACK
<Freeman_MPK> Where was I!?
<Freeman_MPK> Is anyone there?
<Freeman_MPK> ECHO
<Freeman_MPK> \markov Xim sleeps!

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<Freeman_MPK> \seen Freeman_MPK
<Freeman_MPK> Come on!
<Freeman_MPK> A performer must have an audience!
<ITCO> Heh
<Freeman_MPK> Oh
<Freeman_MPK> Thank goodness
<ITCO> lol
<Freeman_MPK> Back to the story.
<Freeman_MPK> Tracy seems surprisingly cool with the idea of being pimped out by Hector Pain, who sounds like a cereal killer, to his daughter.
<ITCO> XD

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<Freeman_MPK> But when Tracy asks him what happens if Cindy falls in love with her afterward (I couldn't make this up), he just says "Then I have a daughter-in-law instead of a son-in-law. You’re my best friend and she has never met you before. Just try it, we will see what happened"
<Solus|Cheese> HI, MPK!!
<Solus|Cheese> ??
<Solus|Cheese> Sounds like the reading of awful fanfic! :D
<Freeman_MPK> An awful fanfic found here on SWFanon, no less.
<Solus|Cheese>:<sigh>
<Solus|Cheese> Sturgeon's Law. Never fails.
<ITCO> Boy, the males in that galaxy are screwed.
<Freeman_MPK> Solus, you kinda missed most of my synopsis of Star Wars: The Real Empire. If you want I can put it on a subpage of my Userpage somewhere after I'm done here.
<Freeman_MPK> In either case, I'll continue here as I am.
<ITCO> Go ahead Brother darkness.
<Solus|Cheese> Sweet. I'd love to!
<Solus|Cheese> :DD
<Freeman_MPK> Ok, well Tracy asks if Cindy Pain, Hector Cain's daughter, has a boyfriend, he says "No and she’s just looking what her feelings are said Hector."
<Freeman_MPK> By the way, there are absolutely no quotation marks in this entire story.
<Freeman_MPK> After that, Tracy agrees and Hector literally says "That's cool"
<ITCO> heh
<Freeman_MPK> And then Tracy says goodnight, indicating that the plan for her to experimentally make out with Cindy would be set in motion the following day.
<Freeman_MPK> But then the scene changes and I'll be surprised if it's revisited.
<ITCO> My god.
<Freeman_MPK> So this conversation between Hector Pain and Tracy means two things.
<ITCO> ?
<Solus|Cheese> ?
<Freeman_MPK> One, Tracy, whom I firmly believe to be Tracy Sketchit from Pokemon, has gotten a gender swap and is now a female.
<Solus|Cheese> I don't know how you managed to decipher that among all the rubbish. You truly are The One.

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<Freeman_MPK> And two, Tracy is a teenager, likely approximately Cindy's age, which makes it seem odd that Hector said "Hello boy and girl" when he greets her and Miles.
<Freeman_MPK> Incidentally, Miles has been standing there doing jack during this while exchange.
<Freeman_MPK> *whole
<ITCO> lol
<Freeman_MPK> The scene changes to "Rebecca's company".
<Freeman_MPK> For the uninformed, her full name in this fanfic is "Rebecca Boobs".
<Freeman_MPK> And Brandon Rhea thinks this was intended to be a serious fanfic.
<Solus|Cheese> ._.
<Freeman_MPK> Anywho, "Charlotte came back with a rose."
<LO|Away> Boobs
<Freeman_MPK> (Back from where?)
<Freeman_MPK> "Hello beauty said Charlotte and gave Rebecca a rose."
<LO|Away> Boobs
<Goodwood> ohai Wylind, Solus|Cheese, Freeman_MPK.
<Freeman_MPK> Charlotte gave Rebacca a completely different rose from the one she brought back from somewhere.
<LO|Away> ohai boobs
<Freeman_MPK> Hi goodwood.
<Goodwood> lmfao
<Freeman_MPK> Anyway, yeah, we get another sex scene beiger than my grandmother's rug.
<ITCO> He is prebubescent that watches too much porn.
<Goodwood> lmfao
<Freeman_MPK> "Rebecca and Charlotte were going into a closet", even though they presumably have a bed somewhere, or at least a couch.
<Wylind> What the hell did I just walk into?
<LO|Away> I don't want to know about your grandma's carpeting

* Wylind backs away slowly.

<Goodwood> lmfao LO
<Freeman_MPK> A synopsis of Star Wars: The Real Empire, a story here on SWFanon. A distinguished candidate in the Short Story contest, I'm told.
<Freeman_MPK> Anyway, "Rebecca start kissing Charlotte and was taking out her clothes", which reveals that this isn't a sex scene at all, just them taking clothes out of the closet while coincidentally snogging each other at the same time.
<Goodwood> XD
<Goodwood> Yay for snogging.
<Wylind> Oh yeah. I'm nominated up against The Real Empire
<ITCO> Girl on girl snogging
<Wylind> You know, if you really hate the story that much, you could just vote for mine to prove it. :P
<Freeman_MPK> Actually, I love this story.
<Wylind> O_o
<Wylind> Somebody shoot him.

* ITCO singing to TRE.

<Freeman_MPK> Its the Half Life Full Life Consequences of Star Wars. It's hilarious.
<ITCO> You are just too good to be true.
<ITCO> Can't take my eyes off of you!
<Freeman_MPK> And I cant vote for anything in the contest that I haven't read :p
<Solus|Cheese> lulz
<Wylind> Freeman_MPK: Then read it.
<Goodwood> Freeman, you should just make a YouTube video about it.
<Wylind> But for the love of God, don't even joke about liking The Real Empire.
<Freeman_MPK> Already I am kicking around the idea of a dramatic reading. Maybe I'll get my bro involved.
<Solus|Cheese> And then................John was a zombeh.
<Freeman_MPK> Wylind: Ill try to read your story if I have time.
<Wylind> XD
<Solus|Cheese> That would be made of win.
<Goodwood> XD
<Goodwood> bunneh
<Solus|Cheese> A dramatic reading would be so awesome.
<Solus|Cheese> DOO EET
<Freeman_MPK> But stories like this, that are so terrible that THEY ARE AWESOME, take priority over better-written ones.
<Goodwood> Indeed, Solus. And he should do it to video.
<Freeman_MPK> I wouldnt be comfortable with SWFanon knowing what my face looks like. If it is a video thenIll make myself a Rorschach mask or something.
<Wylind> Freeman_MPK: Have you done YouTube videos on fanfics before?
<Freeman_MPK> Nope.
<Goodwood> Freeman_MPK: Just record it to audio and set it to some kind of Garry's Mod video footage.
<Wylind> Rorschach is awesome, btw.
<Solus|Cheese> Don't show your face.
<Freeman_MPK> I don't got Garry's mod.
<Solus|Cheese> Just show something else. Or text. Or random pics.
<Solus|Cheese> Or something.
<Freeman_MPK> Solus: That's the idea.
<Solus|Cheese> You don't have to show your face if you're not comfortable with it.
<Goodwood> Or vids of women making out.
<Wylind> Solus|Cheese: You work for the Secret Service or something?
<Solus|Cheese> Meeeeeee?
<Freeman_MPK> So many good ideas, I'll totally save this conversation.

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<Freeman_MPK> ANYWAY, we gotta get back to the lesbian closet-cleaning scene or we'll never finish.
<Goodwood> XD
<Freeman_MPK> I love this line here. It says three things that are spectacular: "Do you know how much I love you? asked Charlotte. No, but this is everyday awesome. Even my husband doesn’t know it said Charlotte."
<Solus|Cheese> wut
<Wylind|BBL> XD
<Freeman_MPK> EL NUMERO UNO: Charlotte says cleaning a closet is everyday awesome.
<ITCO> Even her husband don't know.

* Goodwood cracks up...

<Freeman_MPK> EL NUMERO DOS: Charlotte is cheating on a husband whom she deliberately married even though she's a lesbian, so she's a sociopath and a bitch.
<Goodwood> Two words: bi sexual
<Freeman_MPK> No, she's a lesbian. And Bisexual is one word.
<Solus|Cheese> lol
<Solus|Cheese> l00z3r
<Goodwood> I know, MPK. That was the joke.
<Freeman_MPK> HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
<Goodwood> Well, when do I ever intentionally make such grammatical and syntax errors?
<Goodwood> Answer: Only when I'm making an ironic comment or some kind of joke.
<Freeman_MPK> Sorry, didn't know that

* Goodwood is srs author.

<Freeman_MPK> Figured that since it's an IRC channel it aint big deal but I gotta get back to the scene with the hot closet-cleaning action.
<Solus|Cheese> lol
<Freeman_MPK> EL NUMERO TRES: Look very closely at that line. Charlotte says something... And then she says something else. She's fucking talking to herself.
<Freeman_MPK> She's cheating on her husband with herself.
<Freeman_MPK> Either that or Rebecca is cool with dating a split personality.
<Freeman_MPK> Which is probably the case because she chimes in "I know and that’s the hottest thing ever said Rebecca while kissing Charlotte. "
<LO|Away> Boobs
<Solus|Cheese> How do you talk while....Oh, nevermind....
<Goodwood> XD
<Freeman_MPK> Things aren't all rosy for them, though. Immediately there's trouble.
<Freeman_MPK> Suddenly....
<Freeman_MPK> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!!!! It was Dumbledore!
<Solus|Cheese> WAT
<Freeman_MPK> Bonus points to whoever gets that reference.
<Freeman_MPK> What really happens is similar but different.
<Wylind|BBL> Dumbledore is gay.
<LO|Away> yup
<Goodwood> lmao
<Goodwood> Yes, he is.
<Freeman_MPK> "Hello there? asked a woman", likely as a reference to Obi-Wan Kenobi as she appears randomly nearby.
<Freeman_MPK> Which begs the question, where the fuck are they?
<Goodwood> On the Death Star, obviously.
<Freeman_MPK> "The woman opened the door and saw Rebecca and Charlotte. What are you doing? asked the woman. My name is Elisabeth Prescott."
<Solus|Cheese> Wouldn't it be obvious...?
<Solus|Cheese> I mean...srsly?
<Freeman_MPK> Well the author can't decide whether they're having sex or cleaning out the closet.
<Solus|Cheese> Ah.
<ITCO> Why would she bother to say her name afterward.
<Solus|Cheese> But still, wouldn't either one be obvious?
<Solus|Cheese> That's minor considering everything else in that line.
<Goodwood> Why are you people asking sensible questions about a nonsensical story?
<Goodwood> That's the bigger mystery right there.

* Wylind|BBL thinks this entire convo is pointless.

<Freeman_MPK> Wylind, grow a sense of humor.

* Goodwoodwas playing CoD:MW2 for most of it.

<ITCO> Watching Lebron suck ass

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<LO|Away> Maybe "cleaning out the closet " is a metaphor.
<Goodwood> ohai Brandon_Rhea.
<Freeman_MPK> This story is so bad it's awesomely good.
<Brandon_Rhea> Ohai
<Freeman_MPK> Hi Brandon.
<Wylind|BBL> "Coming out of the closet" = "cleaning out the closet" Secret clues?
<Solus|Cheese> hiezzz....
<Brandon_Rhea> Eminem?
<Solus|Cheese> I doubt the author is capable of such subtlety.
<Freeman_MPK> Anyway, where was I?
<Freeman_MPK> BTW Brandon, in case you're wondering, I'm giving a synopsis of sorts of Star Wars: The Real Empire. This entire conversation will be readable on a user subpage of mine later on.
<Freeman_MPK> Anyway, Elisabeth is shocked to find the two taking clothes out of the closet.
<Brandon_Rhea> Alrighty
<Freeman_MPK> "Are you serious? asked Elisabeth. I wanna get money in order to not reveal your secret. Every month € 1.000 on my bank."
<Goodwood> lmfao
<Freeman_MPK> I laughed out loud when she specified 1,000 Euroes per month.
<Solus|Cheese> XD
<LO|Away> That looks like 1 Euro
<Freeman_MPK> Oh, shit
<LO|Away> :P
<Freeman_MPK> Good call man, good call
<Freeman_MPK> Lis has more demands, though: "But then I wanna do it with you both girls every month to said Elisabeth."
<Freeman_MPK> This is wrong on a number of levels, but of course all parties are in agreement that it's acceptable.

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<Goodwood> Hello Toprawa.
<Freeman_MPK> Who's Toprawa?
<ITCO> Wookiee guy
<Goodwood> Darth_Burger, a.k.a. Toprawa and Ralltiir, is a Wookiepedia administrator.
<Freeman_MPK> Oh.
<Solus|Cheese> HIEZ
<Freeman_MPK> Greetings.
<Freeman_MPK> Well, Solus and company, I'm almost done relating this horrible story, and frankly I'm not sure if my brain will ever recover.

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<Brandon_Rhea> You've recovered from worse.
<Goodwood> Bah.
<Goodwood> I has seen teh fnords.
<Solus|Cheese> :p
<Freeman_MPK> After the above episode of madness, more ensues. Blah blah blah, I have to go faster through this. Elis goes home and tells some bitch at home named Jennifer (may be a character from previous part of the story but I don't give a shit anymore) to wash the car... I didn't know Star Wars had cars.
<Freeman_MPK> I think the following lines speak for themselves because I can't:
<Freeman_MPK> "Jennifer was cleaning the car in bikini. Some guys were looking. Where are you looking at? asked Elisabeth. At that girl said a boy. The cops were already coming. This is illegal said the boys. The boys were taken. Good job of you said Elisabeth while kissing the cheek of Jennifer. Elisabeth was taking Jennifer in her home and closed the door. "
<Wylind|BBL> ...

* Wylind|BBL dies.

Part V: The Finale

Dec1
<Freeman_MPK> The last section of Part 10 is about Rebecca Boobs and basically it has two more lesbians introduced (I think more than half of this "story's" characters are lesbians), and that's the end of it, which leads us into the home stretch.
<Freeman_MPK> Part 11 is a real mindfuck, I can tell, just from skimming it.
<Solus|Cheese> wut
<Freeman_MPK> It's split into three sections: "Other Timeline", "Original Timeline", and "Normal Timeline". That's a mindfuck in itself.
<Wylind|BBL> "Mindfuck?"
<Wylind|BBL> Good one
<Solus|Cheese> ._.
<Solus|Cheese> wow.
<Freeman_MPK> I'm gonna just try and power-parkour through Part 11.... (Deep breath) OTHER TIMELINE SUMMARY: Juliet (whoever the fuck that is) and Rebecca Boobs get arrested for something by some people. THey talk to Charlotte, who appears randomly in WHEREVER they are, and I can't make any fucking sense out of it whatsoever.
<Solus|Cheese> As if this thing was decipherable already without split timelines...
<Freeman_MPK> "if you help us to escape, we reveal to you, who your master is and you can finally kill your master, Charlotte. And if you don’t fail, what do you want to do then? asked Charlotte. We both wanna have sex with you said Rebecca. Do you agree? asked Juliet. Yes, I do agree with you said Charlotte. And how can I plan this escape? asked Charlotte. Bring Rose Murphin with you said Juliet. Attack...
<Freeman_MPK> ...your friends and we can help you said Juliet. We love you said Juliet and Rebecca. Think about it Charlotte."
<ITCO> It is what would happen if LOST sucked.
<Freeman_MPK> I think this might kill me, too, not just Wylind.
<Freeman_MPK> Part 11 even seems almost like some kind of perverted, twisted kind of epilogue merged with an alternate endings thing. It is positively diabolical.
<Wylind|BBL> How long is this damn story?
<Goodwood> Twelve feet, seven inches.
<Wylind|BBL> XD
<Freeman_MPK> I don't know but it's close to done. I'll do a word count later.
<Wylind|BBL> There's like two lines per chapter. Wtf?
<Solus|Cheese> lol
<Freeman_MPK> ORIGINAL TIMELINE SUMMARY: Charlotte goes for a walk. She "walked a little bit further and smashed to another girl." The girl says her name is "Alice McTale", who is someone from earlier in the story. She made one of the cards, the Macguffins Luke is looking for in the future (don't fucking ask).
<LO|Away> What are these cards
<Freeman_MPK> Things that Luke is looking for because his father told him to. There is no other information provided. :p
<Freeman_MPK> For the sake of your sanity, don't ask.
<Solus|Cheese> Why is Luke looking for the cards?
<Solus|Cheese> ^-^
<Solus|Cheese> Oh yeah. I went there.
<Brandon_Rhea> aren't they security cards or something?
<Freeman_MPK> The story seems to indicate that they are artifacts of some sort... Possibly meant to be keys.
<Freeman_MPK> But we'll go insane if we probe deeper.
<Goodwood> No, they're magic cards that allow you to play Yu-Force-Oh!
<Freeman_MPK> NORMAL TIMELINE SUMMARY: It opens epically. We're back to Luke's adventure, which is far more interesting than this bullshit with all the Desperate Houswives lesbians. It opens with the line "Luke was looking at the guards and was taking gas out his pocket."
<Goodwood> XD
<Freeman_MPK> This gas knocks out the guards, and what happens with him following this is so awesome that it sounds like a series of Chuck Norris facts: "Luke walked further and saw that he was on the other side. Luke used an alarm to open the doors. Luke was in the doors."
<Freeman_MPK> Talking to himself like he usually does, Luke remarks that he's almost at his destination. "Luke used some technology and the special dead system felt on the ground."
<Freeman_MPK> He kills a special system..? I don't know. All I know is that in this story, "felt on the ground" is used instead of "fell"
<LO|Away> Luke is the doors
<Freeman_MPK> No Luke... You ARE the doors!
<Freeman_MPK> And then Luke was an alarm.
<Solus|Cheese> DUN DUN DUN
<LO|Away> Captian Kirk is climbing a mountain.
<Goodwood> XD
<LO|Away> Why is he climbing the mountain?
<ITCO> To feel it.
<Solus|Cheese> . . .
<Freeman_MPK> To felt it.
<ITCO> That.
<Freeman_MPK> After the special dead system, Luke says "just one thing left", and says Shimi's name, indicating that he's looking for her here in WHEREVER THE FUCKING HELL HER IS.
<Freeman_MPK> *he
<Freeman_MPK> I should point out here that this is the mindfuck. Luke's adventure is crossing over into the lesbian bullshit with Shimi and Charlotte and the others, with no explanation. Like they all go to one spot in space where time itself is weakened, but my brain is running on emergency power now.
<Freeman_MPK> "The vault was open and Luke was taking the cards."
<LO|Away> He says Shmi three times into a mirror
<Freeman_MPK> So I guess Luke finally finds the MacGuffins he needed... Though I could swear he already got THE card, or maybe there were more than one all along, aw fuck it.
<Freeman_MPK> Moving on.
<Solus|Cheese> wut
<Freeman_MPK> No, that's not a wut, Solus.
<Freeman_MPK> THIS is a wut: "Finally said Luke. Luke was going back. He looked at Alice and Sarah who were in a tube."
<Freeman_MPK> Sadly, there's another beige-prose sex scene, and even worse it involves Shimi of all fucking people.
<Freeman_MPK> But it does end with: "I love you girls, both of you said Shimi. Luke was walking further. Oh my God said Luke."
<Freeman_MPK> No doubt Luke said that because one of the participants in this madness was his grandma.
<Solus|Cheese> XD
<Freeman_MPK> Okay... Part 12. The final one.
<ITCO> Good.
<Freeman_MPK> It says "Normal Timeline" under it, so it picks up right where we left off with Luke walking in on his grandma having sex with two other people in a tube.
<Freeman_MPK> "Here I am said Luke. Thank you said Kendra." ------------ ............WHO THE FUCK IS KENDRA!?!?!
<Wylind|BBL> The main character from my short story...
<Brandon_Rhea> A former playboy bunny.
<Freeman_MPK> "Thanks to you, I have finally what I need. Bruce give me the last card said Kendra." --------- By the Immortal Gods of the Sith! I AM NOT GOING TO MAKE IT. WHO THE FUCK IS BRUCE!!?
<Freeman_MPK> WHY ARE OTHER PEOPLE GIVING KENDRA THE CARDS IF LUKE JUST TOOK THEM ALL OUT OF THE VAULT!?
<Goodwood> Normal view....Normal View....NORMAL VIEW... NORMAAALLLLLL VIIIIEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWOHOHOHOH!!!
<Freeman_MPK> Oh, and it's now time for en epic climactic duel scene.
<Solus|Cheese> ooooo
<Solus|Cheese>:<noms popcorn>
<Freeman_MPK> "Bruce gave Kendra the last card. goodbye said Kendra and she did walk away. Bruce was taking his lightsaber and Luke. Fight until death said Kendra and she was going into an elevator."
<Freeman_MPK> For once I do know who somebody is: Bruce is identified much earlier in the story as someone who made one of the cards! And he has a lightsaber, too, so he's probably a Dark Jedi since he's a bad guy.
<Brandon_Rhea> Be back in a minute. Switching computers.

|<-- Brandon_Rhea has left freenode

<Freeman_MPK> "Bruce and Luke used their lightsabers. It’s time to die said Bruce. Luke attacked Bruce, but Bruce attacked Luke in his body."
<Goodwood> lawl
<Goodwood> Woo, gay sex!
<Freeman_MPK> "Oh my God, I’m going to die said Luke."
<Solus|Cheese> . . .
<Goodwood> :P
<Freeman_MPK> "Luke taked his lightsaber and attacked Bruce, who felt dead on the ground. "
<LO|Away> He felt dead?
<Freeman_MPK> Guess it wasn't that hard a fight then, Wormie. Also, maybe it is a little gay since he FELT dead on the ground.
<Freeman_MPK> "Alice McTale, Mary Cortell and Sarah Porter came." ----- THese three people I think are also said to be people responsible for the cards existing but I don't know why Luke just fougbht one of them and another ran away with ARRHGHGHGHG
<Freeman_MPK> "What’s the matter? Is everything alright? asked Alice. Yes, it’s alright said Luke. But Kendra has all the cards said Luke" - Even though LUKE IS THE ONE WHO FUCKING OPENED THE VAULT
<Freeman_MPK> "Could you help me? asked Luke. With what? asked Sarah." Because Sarah is fucking stupid.
<Freeman_MPK> Meanwhile, "Kendra was in her hotel. Finally all the pieces are together." I'm glad this shit makes sense to somebody.
<Wylind|BBL> XD

=-= Wylind|BBL is now known as Wylind

<LO|Away> She was doing a puzzle
<Freeman_MPK> "Oh my God, I have left Darth Vader. Who cares? Somebody knocked on the door. Hello, I’m Felicia Blondgold and this is my friend Tracy Henry said Alice. I have hurt my legs said Alice as Felicia. Come in said Kendra. Alice was walking to Kendra, who opened the door. Thanks said Sarah." -.......this DOES make sense at long last, doesn't it.

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<Freeman_MPK> Then, this will shock you, THERE IS BEIGE-PROSED LESBIAN SEX AGAIN.
<Freeman_MPK> Clothes are taken out (presumably of a closet) AGAIN.
<Freeman_MPK> Presumably SOMEWHERE ELSE, the fucking PLOT tries to show up. And so does Darth Vader... In a cage.
<Wylind> XD
<Brandon_Rhea> Kinky
<Freeman_MPK> "Darth Vader was found in a cage, but he couldn’t say not much. Luke, I’m responsible for this. I have eaten for days. I have to tell you, that I was the master of Charlotte Temple Aragragor." I should mention at this point that... Holy fuck, I'm fucking examining this shit like a scientist and even I don't know what the hell i'm looking at.
<ITCO> XD
<ITCO> When did his father turn into Vader?
<Freeman_MPK> He was Darth Vader at the beginning when he told Luke to look for the cards.
<ITCO> Oh, I thought he was in the past and Vader was Anakin.
<Wylind> Is that the end?
<Freeman_MPK> Its article says it was an alternate timeline in which Vader didn't die... Even though the two timelines are 30 BBY (Luke's) and 41 BBY (the others)
<Freeman_MPK> ALMOST.
<Freeman_MPK> Technically they're both in the past, but I call Luke's timeline the future.
<Freeman_MPK> Anyway, I will mention here that Aragragor is a character from the first half. I think maybe Charlotte worked for him, or maybe he IS Charlotte, or related to her, or SOME damn thing.
<Freeman_MPK> This scene is very touching, you see.
<Freeman_MPK> Because Vader has eaten for days, he isn't going to last much longer.
<Freeman_MPK> So we have a scene very clearly inspired by the one from Return of the Jedi.
<Freeman_MPK> Speaking of Charlotte Temple Aragragor, whoever the fuck that it, Vader says "She’s in another timeline. You have done what you should done."
<Freeman_MPK> *is
<Freeman_MPK> "I’m very sorry that this happened, and bury my body in the Guardian Room. Go and live further. That were the last words of Darth Vader."
<LO|Away> ...
<Freeman_MPK> "Luke was at the place where he should be. Finally we’re going landing. Luke used all the cards at the planet. There’s a sound and……… The End"
<Solus|Cheese> "I'm sorry, but your princess is in another timeline."
<Freeman_MPK> So without a bang, but rather with a whisper, the story is fucking over.\
<LO|Away> FUCK
<Freeman_MPK> That sound I think is the sound of inevitability. It is the sound of my MIND'S DEATH.
<ITCO> Open for...................SEQUEL!
<Freeman_MPK> Oh, NO.
<Freeman_MPK> THIS IS THE FIRST OF A SERIES.
<LO|Away> Goodbye, Mr. Freeman.
<Solus|Cheese> We knew him well...
<ITCO> Oh the humanity.
<Freeman_MPK> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
<Solus|Cheese> "DO NOT WANT"
<Freeman_MPK> Glory Warrior in Methaphor Dreams

* Wylind kills himself

<Freeman_MPK> NO.
<Freeman_MPK> DOES NOT COMPUTE
<Freeman_MPK> DOEAS NO COMUTE!!!
<ITCO> Persuade Rhea that this is a danger to humanity and must be removed.
<Freeman_MPK> Ugh...
<ITCO> Or Solus, BURN IT ALL!
<Freeman_MPK> Well, that's the end of The Real Empire. I'm not going to read the sequel with you people tonight.
<Freeman_MPK> I am seriously considering a dramatic reading, though, at some point.
<Brandon_Rhea> There's a sequel ?
<Freeman_MPK> Like I said I'll try and browbeat my bro into helping me once he's back in the States.
<ITCO> Ha
<Freeman_MPK> Yeah, GLory Warrior in Metaphor Dreams.
<Brandon_Rhea> ...OK then
<ITCO> I think it is going to be a trilogy.
<ITCO> This is only the beginning, he has yet to realize his destructive power.
<Freeman_MPK> According to the template there's gonna be five of them, but only the first two are actually written.
<Solus|Cheese> ._.
<Solus|Cheese> The world could not bear such a load of stupidity and pure art.
<Wylind> XD
<Freeman_MPK> Brandon, the only thing I have to say to you is that, having read about half of this, I do not believe there is any significant chance that this is NOT a trollfic.
<LO|Away> Sequels are always a good idea.
<Solus|Cheese> Believe the man. HE READ IT.
<LO|Away> Where's my Matrix 4?
<Freeman_MPK> Its chances of being legitimately bad I think were torpedoed by the introduction of Rebecca Boobs.
<LO|Away> Indy 5
<LO|Away> Dr. Strangelove 2
<Freeman_MPK> Back to the Future Part IV.
<ITCO> Indy 5 could still happen.
<ITCO> Even an Indy 6.
<Brandon_Rhea> Indy 5 is happening.
<Wylind> Dead and gone, dead and gone.

* Goodwood gives Freeman_MPK a gold coin to reward his tremendous efforts.

<Freeman_MPK> This coin I will treasure, always.
<Freeman_MPK> Long as I have it I will never be broke.
<Wylind> :D
<Solus|Cheese> Amen.
<ITCO> Unless they find a whole reservoir of gold in some cave.
<Wylind> Just don't felt onto the floor in excitement
<Wylind> XD
<Freeman_MPK> That was ownage
<Wylind> I do believe this whole epic tale now opens up and creates a wide variety puns that can now be used.
<Wylind> That last one was just one of many. :P
<Freeman_MPK> Definitely.
<Freeman_MPK> Well I gotta call it a night bloody soon, and that includes getting off IRC.
<Wylind> BYEZ!
<Freeman_MPK> Everyone, you have my sincerest thanks for listening. I hope you've enjoyed, or at least laughed a little, this madness.
<Wylind> It was epic!


Dramatic Readings

Believe it or not, I was actually able to rope my brother into reading some of this story on the night of August 13, 2010. Although I was unable to convince him to finish it, we did get a good twenty minutes of recording done, and I later added authentic sound effects and music. I don't know when more readings might be done, but I will keep this page updated. -MPK, Free Man 20:49, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

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Star Wars: The Real Empire is a Star Wars fan fiction short story written by Station7. The first part of the story was published on the Star Wars Fanon wiki on March 8, 2010. It was completed on May 5, 2010.

Publisher summary

Star Wars: The Real Empire portrays what happens if Darth Vader no longer followed the dark side in the canon timeline. In another timeline, the story portrays a young Anakin Skywalker with his mother, though he comes to meet a woman who claims to be his adoptive mother and attacks Shimi.

Luke Skywalker is in the normal timeline searching for a secret gard, stolen by the Guardians. The card was from Philip Garsimo. On his way to the card he meet Tracy Brenson, who helps him. But Luke Skywalker discovers later that he needs six cards instead of one card.

Plot

Development

The writer of this story has many behind the scenes including various facts about making the story.

Appearances

By type 
Characters Creatures Droid models Events Locations
Organizations and titles Sentient species Vehicles and vessels Weapons and technology Miscellanea

Characters

Dramatis personae

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See also



Behind the scenes

This page contains all behind the scenes of the story Star Wars: The Real Empire by Station7. It contains not spoilers, only truthfull information.

Writing

On 8 March 2010, the first part of the story was written.

Different names

  • The real name of the story was Star Wars: The Darth Vader Empire, but Station7 changed it in Star Wars: the Real Empire.
  • In the story is she named Shimi instead of Shmi.

References to people

Irony

  • Charlotte held Shimi Skywalker hostage, but eventually ended up a relationship with her.

Differences between two/three timelines

Deaths

Normal Timeline

Other Timeline

Cancelled

Some parts were cancelled and will be put on this section.

Q & A

Normal Timeline

Q: What happened when Luke used the cards?
A: He was sent back to time.

Other Timeline

Unanswered Questions

Normal Timeline

Other Timeline

  • What happened to Anakin Skywalker when he was left in the desert?


Star Wars: The Real Empire/narrative

Part 1

30 BBY

Dad! It’s me Luke Skywalker. You’re my son, I can’t kill you said Darth Vader. You have to kill him said Papoline. I don’t going to kill anyone for you said Darth Vader. You have to listen to me said Papoline. Luke Skywalker attacked Papoline who fell into the ground.

He’s dead said Darth Vader. What are you going do dad? asked Luke. You have to go to Philip Garsimo. He’s the protector of planet Patros. The planet where I was born said Darth Vader.

41 BBY

Hello little Anakin said Shimi Skywalker. We will have a good time you sweet little child. Welcome to Tatooine, you very sweet child said Anakin’s mother. I love you so very much said she.

30 BBY

The universe is not just something, my son. The universe has a special connection with all of us. The last time nobody is not save anymore said Darth Vader. But father, who is Philip Garsimo? He lives in Honikan, his homeworld. He will gave you a secret card, you have to save my …Darth Vader, there is an explosion on Patros, you have to come said a soldier. Sorry son, but the force is waiting for me.

41 BBY

Are you Shimi Skywalker? asked a woman. I’m Taylor Brenson. I’m the adoption mother! said Taylor. What? That can’t be said Shimi. It just can’t be said Shimi. Don’t worry said Taylor, we’re going to raise the child together! said Taylor.

30 BBY

Luke was at Honikan. Where could I find Philip Garsimo? asked Luke. In the farm, by the Belmore family said a young lady. Luke was knocking on the door. Philip! said Luke. Luke opened the door. Hello, hello said Luke.

Luke saw a dead Philip on the couch. Philip looked at Luke. Who are you? asked he slowely. I’m Luke Skywalker. Do you have to the secret card? asked Luke. No, I don’t have it, the Guardians have it said Philip. Who are the Guardians? asked Luke. You’ve got 1 minute! said Philip. For what? The B-O-M-B said Philip.

Luke saved it out of the house. Oh my God, I’m alive said Luke. Luke stand up. Luke said a woman. Who are you? asked Luke. I’m Taylor Brenson, worker from Gelrik Patrisson. We’re going to help you with finding the secret card said Taylor.

41 BBY

Taylor and Shimi were at the Skywalker’s house. This is it said Taylor. Shimi opened the door. Look out the window said Taylor. To what do I have to look at? asked Shimi. Taylor knocked Shimi out with her head. I’ve got her said Taylor. What do you want to do know, Mr. Aragragor. Talk to her! And then kill her!

Part 2

41 BBY

Shimi woke up. What happened? asked Shimi. Welcome said Tracy. This is Claire Tilmoon. She’s my lover said Tracy. What do you want from me? asked Shimi. The Legandary Protocol! said Claire.

What Protocol? asked Shimi. We have several pictures of you Miles Wilson, the boss of planet Tatooine said Claire. Yes, I’ve talked to him, we’re doing business said Shimi.

And what about your child? Who’s the father? asked Tracy. Donovan Skywalker is the father cried Shimi. He has been killed in the Battle of Thorn said Shimi. I fought to, in the battle along with some Wookiee’s against a few stormtroopers said Shimi. He’s saved my life with the Alatar 4, the ship. He saved me and his child said Shimi.

30 BBY

So, you’re searching for the secret card? asked Tracy. Yes, I am said Luke. Luke Skywalker said Tracy. Who are the Guardians? asked Luke. The Guardians is a strange group, with there leader Miles Wilson. He’s dangerous said Tracy. If you make it to there to save the secret card, then you’re a real Jedi Knight. Could you tell to my father, that I love him? asked Luke. Yes, I will said Tracy.

41 BBY

Aragragor, she is save. Could you come to us? asked Tracy. Aragragor opened the door. Hello Shimi! said Aragragor. Aragragor was taken his knife. Are you going to kill me? asked Shimi. I know who you’re Charlotte Temple Aragragor said Shimi. Aragragor showed it’s face. Yes, I’m a woman said Aragragor. How did you know that? asked Aragragor. The Force of Living Dead called me said Shimi.

Young Anakin Skywalker was still hostage by Tracy and Claire. I don’t will hurt your child said Aragragor. But what do you know from the Force of Living Dead? asked Aragragor. It will give you a special power said Shimi. I haven’t any reason to kill you, but I’m going to take your child to my ship, Brengaton 7. There you could going with us. If you want to leave your child, you have to work for me said Aragragor. I will work for you said Shimi.

30 BY

Luke saw the Temple of the Guardians. How could I going into the Temple, so they can not see me? thought Luke. Hey there is a man in the bushes said a guard of the Guardians. Luke was running, but captured. Luke woke up five minutes later. Bring him to the Key said a voice. Yes, my Lord. A female young woman was looking to Luke. What are you going to do with him? asked Darth Kuzal.

41 BBY

Shimi was walking into the desert alone. Shimi, you will get your child, but you have to give me the Force said Aragragor. You will be free said Aragragor.

30 BBY

What are you going to do with him, sir? asked Darth Kuzal again. You’re not going to kill him said Darth Kuzal. Don’t say any word again or I will kill you said Donovan Skywalker. Or him? What do you want? asked Donovan. I wil say nothing, sir said Darth Kuzal. That’s good then I’m going to talk to him when he’s ready, for now he’s our prisoner said Donovan.

Part 3

30 BBY

Bring him to me. Luke woke up. Where am I? asked Luke. Hello grandson said Donovan. Who are you? asked Luke. Donovan Simprise Skywalker, son of Harry Jacobs Skywalker and Henriëtta Bulkon Belmore.

You ask yourself why I didn’t killed you, isn’t it? asked Donovan. No said Luke. You’re going to search for me for the secret cards said Donovan. Where are you talking about? asked Luke. You know that the Guardians have the secret card, but they gave it to me, so you should kill me said Donovan.

You don’t know why Darth Vader sent you said Donovan. This secret haven’t we reveal to anyone said Donovan. What do you want to tell Donovan? asked Luke.

The secret cards we’re been made by Alice McTale, Bruce Billgard, Nathan Cress, Mary Cortell, George Pickton and Sarah Porter. They we’re once in a spaceship, Blue Blood. In this ship they crashed on a thing. This thing was holding six things. Six cards. Every card-holder was hidden somewhere. All the people are still alive who made those cards.

But I don’t have the card anymore Luke. I have been stolen too, but by un unidentified person. You have to find her first to get that secret card. She has been holding the secret card. Are you doing that for me? asked Donovan. But granddad, how do I have to find her? asked Luke.

That’s a very good question. She has been killed 4 Guardians. No footprints. She had a part of Temple burned said Donovan. So she’s a witch? asked Luke. Yes said Donovan. But Don, do you have an archive of witches from 10 BBY until 30 BBY? asked Luke. Yes, Shirley Dress, Mendra Boltin, Kendra Belmore said Donovan. Stop! said Luke.

Kendra Belmore said Luke. Has she important family members? asked Luke. Smith Belmore said Donovan. She’s going to Bruce Billgard said Luke. Why? asked Donovan. Because her surname is starts with a B said Luke. But where is she’s going to? asked Donovan.

Maybe we have to follow the names said Luke. First Bruce Billgard and then Kendra Belmore. Left, left, right, left, right said Luke. Then we’re coming on Patros said Luke. You have a new message, you have a new message. Luke typed his password into the computer.

Hello I’m Kendra Belmore. If you here this message, listen to the following instructions. Your father, Darth Vader has been kidnapped by me and my team. Here is Darth Vader. Son, you have to do what she wants, I don’t wanna die said Darth Vader.

Did you heard him? He’s going to die if you don’t give me all the other five cards said Kendra. This message is over.

Luke looked to the ground. I’m dead, everybody is going to die. I can’t do nothing said Luke. Sure you can. Or you give the cards to me or to them said Donovan. Luke was walking to Donovan. This deserve you from me said Luke and knocked Donovan out.

Donovan felt on the ground. And now I’m the leader or you’re going to die said Luke. I’m in charge now said Donovan.

Part 4

41 BBY

Shimi was walking in the desert. But out of nothing she was attacked. Shimi felt in the desert. Who are you? asked Shimi. I’m Darth Kuzal. Darth Kuzal attacked Shimi and Darth Kuzal was taking her knife. What are you trying to do? asked Shimi.

Darth Kuzal attacked Shimi again with her knife. Sorry that I have to do this but said Shimi and she taked her lightsaber. Shimi attacked Darth Kuzal and Darth Kuzal was bleeding. I’m not going to kill you said Shimi. No, really not? asked Darth Kuzal. I’m making my a camp and you need to rest said Shimi.

Claire and Tracy were kissing each other. Girls, please stop with it! said Charlotte. Tracy and Claire were stopping and looking to Charlotte. Have you never try it? asked Claire. No, and Shimi has to take the Force of Living Dead. You’re focus yourself to much on that said Tracy. Do I? asked Charlotte. I hate you said Claire. And why are you doing so mysterious? asked Claire.

Shimi and Darth Kuzal were in the tent. I’m sorry that I did this said Darth Kuzal. I’m send by someone. Who? asked Shimi. I can’t tell. From the moment I was send, my name was reported to the death list said Darth Kuzal.

Do they know that you’re here? asked Shimi. No! said Darth Kuzal. They are the sisters Rolanda and Romanda Pompton. I’m there slave said Darth Kuzal. Did you also have with them..? asked Shimi. Yes, I had that with them said Darth Kuzal. Of course, I was there slave said Darth Kuzal.

Flashback: 14 Hours ago

Rolanda and Romanda were with Darth Kuzal at Platon. Do you know who is here born? asked Romanda. No said Darth Kuzal. Alice McTale, a very young girl. She’s according to the legend, a cardholder. A cardholder with powers. We’re looking for her in age’s time.

Do you know what’s so special about you? asked Rolanda. No! said the scary Darth Kuzal. You’re not a woman, you’re an ugly thing said Rolanda. We’ve writed your name on the death list. You’re worthless to us. In 2 days you’re dead said Romanda. Goodbye in prison.

  • -

I’ve made a tunnel and escaped to here to kill you said Darth Kuzal. I’m really sorry that this happened said Darth Kuzal. It’s alright. I have a plan, how we could going in there said Shimi. But we have no card or anything said Darth Kuzal. Let’s we have a good night said Shimi. Do you care about me? asked Darth Kuzal. Yes, sure I do. Otherwise I would kill you honey said Shimi.

Charlotte came out her room. Tracy and Claire, where is Shimi? asked Charlotte. She’s sleeping at her tent said Claire. Claire, could you call Rose Murphin for me? asked Charlotte. For what Charlotte? asked Claire. What do you think Claire? asked Charlotte.

Shimi and Darth Kuzal woke up. It’s time to go said Shimi. Shimi and Darth Kuzal were walking to the prison. So you have escaped here? asked Shimi. Yes, let’s go said Shimi. Help me! said Darth Kuzal at the prison. Joseph Patrin, bring her to the informary said Rolanda. Joseph opened the door and taked Darth Kuzal to the informary. What’s the matter? asked Romanda. Shimi came out nothing and attacked Rolanda. All the girls were taking there lightsabers. Shimi attacked Romanda with the lightsaber and felt dead on the ground. Romanda! said Rolanda. Darth Kuzal attacked Rolanda too with her lightsaber and was dead too. The prison is going underground said Shimi. We have to escape.

Charlotte came with Rose Murphin out her room. Claire and Tracy do you want to me? asked Charlotte. Both girls were coming and Charlotte closed the door.

Part 5

41 BBY

Charlotte looked at Claire. You asked me if I ever done with a girl. No, but you’re so cute. Charlotte start kissing Claire. Tracy looked at Charlotte. Don’t go away said Charlotte. Claire looked at Charlotte. Shall we? asked Charlotte to Tracy. Tracy and Charlotte were kissing each other. And they stopped.

So girls, I hope you’re happy now said Charlotte. We’re going to land at Codil said Charlotte. Why? asked Tracy. I will tell you said Charlotte.

30 BBY

Luke was thinking. How do I get managed the second card? asked Luke. Mr. Skywalker, we got a number, 3.4.8.9.0! Have you information from this? said a robot. Yes, Codil said Luke. Those numbers are letters. And if you turn the letter you get Codil.

Luke was landing at Codil. It’s going to be dark said Luke to the robot. Could you call me if there is someone? asked Luke. Yes sir said the robot.

Luke woke up. Do you want to know something? asked Luke. Yes sir said the robot. According to the legend, Sarah Porter was born and killed here. If that’s right is the question. She’s one of the six cardholders. It shouldn’t be that hard to manage them all said Luke.

A man came with a lightsaber and attacked the robot. No robot said Luke. Do you care about a robot? asked the man. You’re not surviving this Mr. Skywalker said the man. Kalib Hamour is my name. I’m going to kill you Luke said Kalib.

Luke was taking a chair and smashed him to Kalib. That hurt said Kalib. Out of nothing a man attacked Luke. Kill him, now said Kalib. Luke taked his lightsaber and was killing both of the men.

Luke was walking further. He saw a basement and was walking further. Hello, is there someone? asked Luke

41 BBY

Charlotte, Claire and Tracy were back in the ship. I have invited someone for us said Charlotte. Here’s the cute, Darcy Conrad from Dolin said Charlotte. And the amazing Rachel Bonnie Drenson from Koblin said Charlotte. Come on girls dance said Charlotte to Rachel and Darcy.

30 BBY

Luke walked further. Luke did heard something. Hello! said Luke. The next moment he was smashed with something and lying on the ground. Luke woke in a place underground. Hello Luke Skywalker, I’m Sarah Porter and this is my wife Alice McTale said Sarah.

Do you both have a relation together? asked Luke. Yes, we have if it’s normal to you said Alice. Where are you cards? asked Luke. The cards, we haven’t told you that yet said Sarah.

The cards are behind this glass. This glass is unbreakable. Just like our love said Alice. Yes, just as our love said Sarah. At the other side, are 40 bodyguards. If you’ve kill them are 3 doors, a special dead system and a secret code card you should have something to break in the room. But that’s impossible said Sarah. Why did you make it look like that you’ve killed yourself? asked Luke. Because it’s the only way to escape from my awful family said Sarah. I thought my father was awful too said Luke, but he had been chosen by himself to choose the good side said Luke. Cute, said Sarah. But you’re tied up at the moment. Tommy Furtus, bring him to the underground prison. Nobody ever managed to escape from the prison said Sarah.

Part 6

30 BBY

Luke Skywalker woke up. There’s nothing to be worried about. You’re save here. This place is like a box. If you open it, the secret will be revealed. Just open the box and push everything away. Don’t let people behind. Just don’t forget to open the box. Who are you? asked Luke.

41 BBY

Shimi and Darth Kuzal were finally there. Hello said Shimi. Force of Living Dead? asked Shimi. Hello I’m Lilly Larkin. Here is the Force of Living Dead said Lilly. Go away Shimi and Darth Kuzal. You will get instructions on the ship.

30 BBY

Hello I’m Wayne Gensthorne, I’m more then million years dead. How could I talk to you? asked Luke. My ghost is still here. I’ve been born on Kondaline in 24 BBA. There is someone who can help you with your escape, Luke. I’m living here already more then million years here. I was killed in Preston on 89 BBB. Since then I’ve lived as ghost and help many people. I’m born on Templo. You need to ask your guard to help yourself. Say that his daughter, Susan Furtus is been captured on Platon.

My old guards have her said Wayne. He’s coming I have to leave. Wait, Wayne! said Luke. Tommy was coming to Luke. I’m glad that this is happening. I have to kill you my friend said Tommy. Before you kill me, I have to say something. Your daughter has been captured, she is at Platon. If you help me to escape we can rescue her said Luke.

Tommy was thinking. How do I know that you’re not lying? asked Tommy. I talked to Wayne Gensthorne said Luke. Tommy freed Luke. Now it’s time to leave this place said Tommy. I want seeing my daughter said Tommy.

41 BBY

I have to reveal something said Claire. I’m born Sirois. I’m born on Templo said Charlotte. Somebody knocked on the door off the ship. It’s me said Shimi. Claire opened the door. I have the Force of Living Dead said Shimi. Shimi gave it to Charlotte. Thanks said Charlotte.

And now it’s waiting for instructions said Shimi.

30 BBY

Tommy and Luke were stopping. Here is it good said Tommy. And now it’s waiting for instructions said Luke.

Part 7

41 BBY

So, we just have to wait for instructions said Charlotte. Yes, that’s right said Shimi. Could I see Anakin now? asked Shimi. I will think said Charlotte. I kept him in prison, so he couldn’t escape said Charlotte.

Claire and Tracy were together. I have to say something said Claire. Me too said Tracy. I can’t love you said Claire. I neither said Tracy. But we are still best friends aren’t we? asked Tracy. Yes said Claire.

Darth Kuzal was sitting at the table. Girls, where are we waiting for? asked Darth Kuzal. Tracy and Claire were walking to Darth Kuzal. I don’t know, we will get instructions said Claire.

We’re waiting for instructions said Shimi. For now we got nothing. I’ve brought the Force of Living Dead. It’s really terrible that I can’t help said Shimi. I’m sorry said Shimi. I’m working for now with you said Shimi angry to Charlotte. Why did you need to kidnap my child in order to bring you the Force of Living Dead? asked Shimi.

Tracy, Claire, Darth Kuzal and Shimi were looking at Charlotte. Honey, I can’t take people without doing an impression. The thing is that you was supposed to go to Gardulla the Hutt. I couldn’t do it on another way. Someone said to me that I had to bring someone here to you. That man was wearing a green tie. Very ugly. He had glasses and a jacket. He said that I should bring Tracy to you, and she had to attack you said Charlotte. He said that something would happen if I didn’t doing it. I could be killed by myself said Charlotte. Before I did met you, I met on planet Earth my husband.

But by a secret company was he killed. I was one whole running and escaping. Everybody thought that I killed him. Eventually I found an UFO and I was rescued. Also I was pointed by the police many times, but I escaped via tunnels, secret areas. Even I’ve been broken in a prison, so that people could never found me. I was escaping and escaping. But someone was watching me. All those times someone helped me indirectly to escape. Escaping was an obsession for me. One time I had a gun and mostly pulled the trigger on my head. I hate the life. But in the middle of the escape I got caught by an agent. He pointed a gun and me. I thought I was being shot, but he was killed by someone.

All those times, I got letters with your name on it Shimi. After my major escape, I was focus myself on you. I have no life anymore. It’s all taken from me said Charlotte. I had a life, since my husband was killed anymore. 1 year escaping is the worst thing that could be. They couldn’t find me, because there were always were sent letters about you. When I saw your name I got scared that I could never make it. I didn’t slap that good. It was really worse. You have a good life Shimi. You’re angry at a person who always has trying to help you that The Other Real Shimi didn’t get died. So if I did go to Gardulla the Hutt, I was dead soon? asked Shimi.

Yes, that’s right. That Force of Living Dead is not for me, but for somebody else said Charlotte. Charlotte looked into the mirror. Nobody ever carried about me. I’m going to bed said Darth Kuzal. I too said Claire. I’m going with you both said Tracy. Good night girls said the 3 girls. Claire, Tracy and Darth Kuzal were sleeping.

I’m going into the swimming pool, thinking about the day I lost everything said Charlotte. Charlotte was in the swimming pool. It’s not your fault said Charlotte to Shimi. Shimi was also going into the swimming pool. I didn’t know you carried about me said Shimi. Yes, from the beginning I got a message with your name. I didn’t know where to find, before it was to late. I’ve changed your life. Shimi was swimming closer to Charlotte.

I’ve lost my husband, you did loose your husband said Charlotte. Shimi and Charlotte were looking at each other and Shimi was touching Charlotte. Shimi was starting kissing Charlotte. I love you very much said Shimi. I want to thank you for saving my life said Shimi.

Later were the two sleeping together. Warning! Warning! Shimi and Charlotte woke together up. What’s the matter? asked Shimi. Anakin escaped there said Tracy. He’s escaped said Claire. They saw him jumping in the desert. Oh my God, my child is dead said Shimi. No, honey we will found him said Charlotte and was kissing the cheeks of Shimi. We will found him and the guy who just me said Charlotte. This is not long over.

Part 8

41 BBY

On the ship

Shimi was crying. I will never seeing my son again said Shimi. It’s hard to understand, that this happened said Charlotte. He escaped, by making a tunnel in the prison with his hands said Tracy. Shimi was walking too Tracy. It’s not your fault said Shimi to Tracy. No, but Claire and I had to take care of your child said Tracy.

He was my responsibility and I really didn’t do it well. My husband is already dead for a long time, my son escapes. I can’t take anymore. I hope there happens something that change everything.

But then out of nothing, the ship was shaking. Who’s that? asked Claire. That’s somebody who wants to kill us said Shimi. Charlotte looked into the four-mirror. Shoot said Charlotte to Claire.

Claire was shooting. Good girl said Tracy. But then the door opened. Hello girls, my name is Captain Streamy. Oliver Streamy. And you’re all going to die said Oliver. Charlotte was taking a glass and smashed it to Oliver’s head. We have to escape said Shimi. Now said Shimi.

Claire and Darth Kuzal jumped out of the ship. But the ship turned around and Tracy, Shimi and Charlotte landed on a mountain. Charlotte felt from the mountain, hundred meters down. Tracy and Shimi jumped together.

On the mountain

It’s freezing said Tracy. Yes it is said Shimi. Charlotte is probably dead said Tracy. Maybe not, she actually on the other place of this said Shimi. We have to walk around to find her. Is that not long? asked Tracy. Yes, but we’re on Snopan. A very cold planet said Shimi. You can freeze her to dead in a hour. Maybe she’s dead at the time we found her said Tracy. Yes, let’s go said Shimi.

At an unknown place

Claire and Darth Kuzal were at a rock. We’ve lost them said Claire. They could be anywhere said Darth Kuzal. Darth Kuzal felt on the ground. I’ve got pain said Darth Kuzal. I’m bleeding to death said Darth Kuzal. I need to go to someone who can save my life said Darth Kuzal. It’s now of never said Darth Kuzal.

At Charlotte’s place

Charlotte’s eyes opened. Help me! said she with a little voice. Charlotte closed her eyes. Someone looked at the body if Charlotte and her body with him.

At the mountain

It should being here said Shimi. There’s blood here said Tracy. Yes, a lot. Somebody has taken her body to somewhere said Shimi.

At an unknown place

Claire and Darth Kuzal were at a company. There we should hiding our self said Claire. It’s the only save place. Claire opened the door. It looks like there is nobody said Darth Kuzal. At the moment not said Claire.

At Charlotte’s place

Charlotte woke up. I’m going to die said Charlotte. A woman who face wasn’t seen looked at Charlotte. Don’t get me wrong Charlotte, but after your dead, you will be saved said said the woman. Charlotte eyes closed. You will be saved honey said the woman.

At the mountain

Shimi and Tracy were at a closed building. It looks perfect here said Shimi. It’s the only place we could sleep for now said Tracy.

At an unknown place

Claire and Darth Kuzal heard some voices. Hello is there someone? asked Claire. Hello I’m Rebecca Boobs said the woman. And my name is Juliet Bronson.

30 BBY

Luke Skywalker and Tommy Furtus were at the place where Nathan Cress was hiding himself. Come on said Tommy. Luke and Tommy were walking around the place. He’s in that tunnel said Tommy. Luke was runnin into the tunnel. It’s save said Luke. Tommy, where are you? asked Luke.

Luke was walking further. Hello said Nathan Cress. You’re looking for this thing said Nathan while holding the card. Yes, I was said Luke. Let’s we fight as man and who dies, will not getting the card. Are we clear? asked Nathan. Of course said Luke. Well let’s fight said Nathan.

Nathan pusht Luke immediality and Luke was taking his lightsaber. Where is Tommy? asked Luke. Who the hell is Tommy? asked Nathan. You’re a filty liar said Luke. You killed him said Luke. Luke pusht Nathan to a chair and Nathan’s lightsaber was lying on the ground. No, please don’t said Nathan.

Luke killed Nathan and was taking the card. Sorry Nathan, but dying on Tatooine is your place said Luke and was taking the card.

Luke walked back and saw that the doors were locked. Tommy open the doors. Tommy! said Luke. Luke looked above him and saw a trap. Luke was walking upstairs. Luke jumped and saw a death Tommy in the bushes. Let’s God being with you said Luke. Luke looked at Tommy and saw a little paper. He was taking the paper. RAZOTI! said Luke.

41 BBY

At an unknown place

Charlotte woke up. You have been death for a few hours said the woman. I’m Elisabeth Prescott and this is my friend Jennifer Theodore. Charlotte stand up. Charlotte start kissing Elisabeth. Shall we? asked Charlotte to the girls.

At the mountain

Tracy and Shimi were kissing each other. She’s dead said Tracy. I know we have to live now like this said Shimi. Shimi heard something. Hello, is there anybody? asked Shimi. Tracy looked and saw Charlotte coming back. Hello girls said Charlotte. I died said Charlotte.

At an unknown place

Darth Kuzal was healed. Thank you girls said Darth Kuzal. You need to rest said Juliet. We’re waiting said Claire.

At the mountain

Tracy, Charlotte and Shimi were looking at the bushes. Is someone there? asked Shimi. Oliver Streamy came out of the bushes with his men. Finally! said Oliver. Take them to my ship said Oliver.

At an unknown place

Juliet and Rebecca were taking there guns. It was nice to meeting you girls said Rebecca. No, stop! said a man. The man was walking to Claire and Darth Kuzal. I’m Hector Pain and I’m going to kill you. Claire and Darth Kuzal looked shocked.

Part 9

30 BBY

Luke’s escaping

Luke was runnin further. I have to go to Mary Cortell said Luke. I hope I don’t am to late there said Luke. Luke jumped above a cave and saw a company. Hello Mary Cortell said a woman. The deal is the deal said Mary. I want Skywalker and then we’ve got him said Mary.

Luke shouldn’t being that hard to find said the woman. Yes, Catherine. You’re right. He can’t being that far. Do you know that he did escaped from Alice McTale and Sarah Porter? asked Catherine. Yes, I heard it said Mary. If you deal with it then you get what you want said Mary.

At a company

Charlotte Temple Aragragor was walking into the company. We have some new statics said Charlotte. What statics? asked the woman. You know Mrs. Boobs you have made 10% more money. Is that good? asked Charlotte. Very good, I hope we will get more money said Rebecca.

At a Jedi Temple

Today you’re both become a Jedi. Thanks to your ability and Human mind. I have to say that you’re both smart and clever. Here we have new Jedi’s Claire Tilmoon and Juliet Bronson said the Jedi-leader.

41 BBY

Oliver looked out the window. Finally I get my chance. Tracy was getting out of the handcuffs and attacked Oliver who felt on the ground. Shimi and Charlotte were attacking Oliver to and the ship was going down. Oliver felt out the ship. No! screamed Oliver.

The ship was landing on the place where Claire and Darth Kuzal were. Hector looked to Claire and Darth Kuzal. A shot was being heard. Hector felt on the ground. Charlotte was the one who killed Hector. Arrest them, so they could being in prison said Charlotte.

30 BBY

Luke was hiding himself and was walking to Mary Cortell. Hello Mary. You was looking for me? asked Luke. Here is the card said Mary. They didn’t know that you was a spy said Luke. Attack me said Mary. George Pickton lives on Katon. You have to go now said Mary.

Part 10

30 BBY

At a company

Hello my name is Hector Pain. I come here for Tracy Brenson and Miles Wilson. They are upstairs to the right sir said the receptionist. OK! said Hector. Hello boy and girl said Hector. Hello, Hector, how is everything going on? asked Tracy. Good, I have a daughter, Cindy Pain.

She works at the Temple Bar 7. It’s her own company and she deserves many money said Hector. She’s 17 years old. Tracy, could you try to kiss her? asked Hector. Why? asked Tracy. Because she thinks that she’s a lesbian said Hector. I will doing that for you, but what if we fell in love with each other? asked Tracy. Then I have a daughter-in-law instead of a son-in-law. You’re my best friend and she has never met you before. Just try it, we will see what happened Tracy said Hector. Does she has a boyfriend? asked Tracy. No and she’s just looking what her feelings are said Hector. OK, I will doing it said Tracy. That’s cool said Hector. Good night Tracy said Hector.

Rebecca’s company

Charlotte came back with a rose. Hello beauty said Charlotte and gave Rebecca a rose. Shall we? asked Charlotte. Rebecca and Charlotte were going into a closet. Rebecca start kissing Charlotte and was taking out her clothes. Do you know how much I love you? asked Charlotte. No, but this is everyday awesome. Even my husband doesn’t know it said Charlotte. I know and that’s the hottest thing ever said Rebecca while kissing Charlotte.

Hello there? asked a woman. The woman opened the door and saw Rebecca and Charlotte. What are you doing? asked the woman. My name is Elisabeth Prescott. Oh my God, have you both... Are you serious? asked Elisabeth. I wanna get money in order to not reveal your secret. Every month € 1.000 on my bank. But then I wanna do it with you both girls every month to said Elisabeth. We have a deal said Rebecca.

Elisabeth Prescott

Elisabeth was going home. Hello Jennifer Theodore said Elisabeth. Could you clean my car? asked Elisabeth. Yes, sure I will for you said Jennifer. Jennifer was cleaning the car in bikini. Some guys were looking. Where are you looking at? asked Elisabeth. At that girl said a boy. The cops were already coming. This is illegal said the boys. The boys were taken. Good job of you said Elisabeth while kissing the cheek of Jennifer. Elisabeth was taking Jennifer in her home and closed the door.

Rebecca Boobs

Rebecca was at home. Finally it’s time said Rebecca. There was knocked on the door. Hello Darcy Conrad and Rachel Bonnie Drenson were as strippers. This is so hot girls. Please close the doors. We have work to do said Rebecca.

Part 11

Other Timeline

Juliet and Rebecca were arrested. I love you said Rebecca. I know said Juliet. It’s a little bit to far, to attack them. Charlotte, could you say what you’re doing with us? asked Rebecca. No yet, why? asked Charlotte. Cause if you help us to escape, we reveal to you, who your master is and you can finally kill your master, Charlotte. And if you don’t fail, what do you want to do then? asked Charlotte. We both wanna have sex with you said Rebecca. Do you agree? asked Juliet. Yes, I do agree with you said Charlotte.

And how can I plan this escape? asked Charlotte. Bring Rose Murphin with you said Juliet. Attack your friends and we can help you said Juliet. We love you said Juliet and Rebecca. Think about it Charlotte.

Original Timeline

Charlotte was with Jennifer Theodore and Elisabeth Prescott looking for the perfect woman. I’m going to take a walk said Charlotte. Charlotte walked a little bit further and smashed to another girl. I’m sorry said Charlotte. That’s ok, said the girl. My name is Alice McTale.

Normal Timeline

Luke was looking at the guards and was taking gas out his pocket. All the guards felt on the ground. Luke walked further and saw that he was on the other side. Luke used an alarm to open the doors. Luke was in the doors. Finally I’m mostly there said Luke. Luke used some technology and the special dead system felt on the ground. Yes, just one thing left said Luke. Shimi said Luke. The vault was open and Luke was taking the cards. Finally said Luke. Luke was going back. He looked at Alice and Sarah who were in a tube. This is hot said Alice. I know said Sarah. Out of nothing came a woman out the pool. Hello hotties said the woman. Hello Shimi said Alice. Alice start kissing the breasts of Shimi, while Shimi was kissing Sarah. I love you girls, both of you said Shimi. Luke was walking further. Oh my God said Luke.

Part 12

Normal Timeline

Here I am said Luke. Thank you said Kendra. Thanks to you, I have finally what I need. Bruce give me the last card said Kendra. Bruce gave Kendra the last card. goodbye said Kendra and she did walk away. Bruce was taking his lightsaber and Luke. Fight until death said Kendra and she was going into an elevator. Bruce and Luke used their lightsabers. It’s time to die said Bruce. Luke attacked Bruce, but Bruce attacked Luke in his body. Oh my God, I’m going to die said Luke. Luke taked his lightsaber and attacked Bruce, who felt dead on the ground.

Alice McTale, Mary Cortell and Sarah Porter came. What’s the matter? Is everything alright? asked Alice. Yes, it’s alright said Luke. But Kendra has all the cards said Luke. Could you help me? asked Luke. With what? asked Sarah.

Kendra was in her hotel. Finally all the pieces are together. Thanks to Bruce. Oh my God, I have left Darth Vader. Who cares? Somebody knocked on the door. Hello, I’m Felicia Blondgold and this is my friend Tracy Henry said Alice. I have hurt my legs said Alice as Felicia. Come in said Kendra. Alice was walking to Kendra, who opened the door. Thanks said Sarah.

Kendra was sitting. Alice was starting kissing Kendra. Kendra was taking out her clothes and was kissed by Sarah. Very nice said Kendra. Kendra, Sarah and Alice were in bed.

The next morning.

Kendra woke up and she was handcuffed on the bed. Oh no, it was a set-up. My cards are gone. Luke was happy. Thanks girls said Luke. That’s alright, but we’re taking mary Cortell with us said both Sarah and Alice.

Darth Vader was found in a cage, but he couldn’t say not much. Luke, I’m responsible for this. I have eaten for days. I have to tell you, that I was the master of Charlotte Temple Aragragor. She’s in another timeline. You have done what you should done. I’m very sorry that this happened, and bury my body in the Guardian Room. Go and live further. That were the last words of Darth Vader.

Luke was at the place where he should be. Finally we’re going landing. Luke used all the cards at the planet. There’s a sound and………

The End





Star Wars: Glory Warrior in Methaphor Dreams full text


Star Wars: Glory Warrior in Methaphor Dreams is the next story coming after Star Wars: The Real Empire by Station7. It's the second part of the Star Wars: The Real Empire series. The story was written on 7 May 2010.

Plot

In the Normal Timeline, Luke Skywalker is searching for Susan Furtus. However his sent back in the time and is send back to prison, because he's crazy. However Tommy Furtus is still alive and Susan furtus is still save. What is going on? How is Luke send back in time? What is Luke's purpose? Where are the rest of the people? And why was he send back there?

In the Other Timeline, Charlotte and Shimi are married. A day before they are married is the sister of Charlotte, Greta coming. Charlotte and Greta both have each a daughter. Charlotte and Shimi are having a party and meet Susan Furtus, Charlotte rescue the daughter of Susan, Katherine Furtus.

3 major plotlines:

  • Susan Furtus, the woman who "was" kidnapped
  • Charlotte's relation with Shimi
  • Luke Skywalker in jail and has to kill the boss from the jail

Behind the scenes

There are much behind the scenes in this story. According to Station7 will this be one of "the longer" stories, however the word count is still unknown.

This page featured behind the scenes.

Behind the scenes

Irony

  • Wendy Parlin, who was attacked by a man while escaping by threwing a chair to the window, escaped with this at the hospital in the same way.
  • Luke Skywalker, who saw the death of Leonardo Simpross by Richard Pastol, is protected by agnet somewhere else, but under Richard.
  • Charlotte is married to Shimi Skywalker, the one who she held hostage.
  • Chris Johnson is thinking that Richard Pastol is going to kill Luke Skywalker, but is killed himself by Richard.
  • Donald, who was trying to get the trio behind trails, is himself behind trails when the parking place is closed.
  • Joseph Smith is in the Other Timeline brought to the Selva Night prison as prisoner.
  • Joseph Smith's cellmate is in the Other Timeline, Richard Pastol.

Flashback

  • Part 4 shows us the first a flashback in a flashback.

Deaths

Normal Timeline

Other Timeline

Q & A

Normal Timeline

Other Timeline

Unanswered Questions

Normal Timeline

Other Timeline

Cancelled

  • Charlotte should have smoking a cigarette before the trio (Christine, Harry and Simon) were coming, while she was at the bus. Then they should runnin.
  • The part of Christine Johnson, Harry Peter Walson and Simon Dortri with Shimi Skywalker and Charlotte Temple Aragragor at the parking place was cancelled and changed to a more action point of view.
  • The part of Luke Skywalker, who is being attacked by Richard Pastol in the Selva Night Prison was cacelled, so that he could escape with Joseph Smith instead of them all 3.
  • The part of Richard Pastol, Luke Skywalker and Joseph Smith in the car was cancelled, because it was too easy.
  • The part was cancelled when Richard, Joseph and Luke were runnin in the parking place with Donald's team behind.
  • There was supposed to be a love scene between Christine Johnson, Charlotte and Shimi, but this was cancelled and will comeback later.
  • A character named George Preskon was actually named Kevin.
  • Charlotte was supposed to smoke a little cigarette before killing George Preskon.
  • Chris Johnson in the Other Timeline was supposed to be killed by Richard Pastol (again).

Facts

  • Christine Johnson was the first smoking character in the series. She was also the first smoking female character in the series.


Star Wars: Glory Warrior in Methaphor Dreams/narrative

Part 1

Other Timeline

And today Charlotte Temple Aragragor and Shimi Skywalker are marring. I’m Danny McCollin, and since today as loving pair. Kiss! said Danny. Shimi and Charlotte were kissing.

Tracey was there to. They are sweat said Tracey. Claire looked at them. I love them said Tracey.

Normal Timeline

Luke woke up. What happened? asked Luke. I don’t know, but my name is Gregory Anton. You’re at Selpa, a place where we’re bringing things together. Have I work? I remember the last time that I was on a planet said Luke. Henry Dale, could you come to me? asked Gregory. What’s the matter, boss? asked Henry.

This young man said that he was on a planet. Could he be right? Have you seen him here before? asked Gregory. As far as I can remember not, is he a spy? asked Henry. Boss, I was just reading a book about kidnapping. Luke brain thought back: Susan Furtus is captured on Platon said Wayne Gensthorne.

Luke was standing: Tommy Furtus. I have never worked here said Luke. We’re going searching for your file, Mr..? said Gregory. Luke Skywalker. It’s a closed building, Mr. Skywalker said Gregory. You’re in a not good position. You’re in a Company without a file. We have non-connection mobiles where we get with one click already know if somebody already know you. And everybody says no.

You will be brought to a prison. Where are you talking about? asked Luke. You’re illegall in this building. This is a very special building. With more then 1000 workers, you’re a dead man. You’re going to the Selva Night prison. It’s not a prison at night, but I will come and visit you Mr. Skywalker. Please tell me why you’re here said Gregory. I have to rescue a person. Susan Furtus said Luke. Daughter of Tommy Furtus.

You’re definetly crazy said Gregory. Tommy Furtus was walking to Luke. Who are you? asked Tommy. Luke Skywalker. I have never met you before said Tommy. Tommy get’s the job as Guard said Gregory. His daughter is at his home, Susan. She’s save said Gregory. For who are you going to work? asked Gregory. Alice McTale and Sarah Porter said Tommy. But you will be send to prison. Today! said Gregory.

Luke saw the police. Welcome to hell said the policeman. Luke was arrested. Goodbye said Gregory while laughing.

Part 2

Original Timeline

Luke was brought to prison. Who are you Luke? asked the policeman. I’m Luke Skywalker. Do you have children, Luke? asked the policeman. No, I haven’t a child said Luke. That’s good, because so you have to loose no one.

I’m Joseph Smith, and you my friend, could leave prison sooner. How? asked Luke. That’s the question, how? said Joseph. This is my best friend Leonardo Simpross. You can leave prison, until you kill one person, the boss. Chris Johnson. Chris Johnson is the boss, he noticed everything in the prison. We can’t even go to our girlfriends. If Chris is dead, you’re safe. But Chris is not a poor man. He has 3 sons. Erik Johnson, Thomas Johnson and Bob Johnson. They all three come after you if they discover it. So you my friend, need an escape route.

We’re thinking about the escape route. Our boss wants to talk to you, don’t say a word about this conversation, about us plan, about nothing what we’ve said. Otherwise, you’re killed, right before you know it. Luke was brought to Chris.

Hello said Chris happy. My question is: who are you? I’m Luke Skywalker. No you don’t understand, who are you. Tell is about your history. Tell something I don’t know. Chris was walking to his writing desk. His taked his gun. I count to 3. 1…2….Somebody is trying to kill you said Luke.

Interesting…Do you have names. Kevin Space said Luke. Who is Kevin Space? He is your mother said Luke to Chris. At that moment came Joseph in his office. Could I bring Luke to his prison? asked Joseph. Yes, you can said an angry Chris.

Later the day at night. Chris looked at the prison. Goodbye for today said Chris while walking back to his home. Luke looked at Joseph. He’s angry. This is part of the plan my friend said Joseph. Tommorow is it big day. We’re having here a big riot said Joseph. Deal said Luke.

Other Timeline

10 years ago

Charlotte looked on her watch. It’s 10 O’Clock. Brandon where are you? asked Charlotte. I’m here honey. What’s the matter? asked Brandon. I love you said Charlotte. That’s sweat said Brandon. We’re going to Hawai said Brandon. Charlotte looked in the sun. I got a call from your sister, Greta said Brandon. What ask she? asked Charlotte. She says: Rose! said Brandon.

Brandon looked out the window. The bus is there said Brandon. Charlotte was going to the bathroom. Just one thing. Charlotte came back. A shot was heard. Brandon said Charlotte. Somebody did kill me said Brandon in front of all those people. You need to run now. Charlotte taked a chair and did throw it into the window. Follow that woman said a man from the bus. Charlotte looked at the people behind her and jumped in the water.

Charlotte woke up and was saved by a woman in a tent. I’m Wendy Parlin, I saved your live. I saw you swimming and then you felt a sleep. I live here, like people in the old times did. You need to rest said Wendy. It’s 1 O’Clock. I have swum 3 hours said Charlotte. You need to rest said Wendy again. What happened? asked Wendy. My husband has been killed said Charlotte while crying. There were people, I touched, I’m jumped… and I have survived said Charlotte. Wendy kissed Charlotte on the cheek.

You’re with me now said Wendy. When you’re ready to go, you can leave said Wendy. I’m going to swim said Wendy. Charlotte looked at Wendy. Charlotte was taking out all her clothes and was swimming to Wendy. Wendy and Charlotte looked at each other. Wendy and Charlotte start kissing. A few minutes were they in the tent and had sex with each other. Charlotte kissed the body of Wendy. You’re incredibly hot said Charlotte. You to said Wendy and was kissing Charlotte.

3 years ago

Charlotte looked at a rose. Yes said Greta. Greta and Charlotte were kissing each other in Greta’s bed. You miss Wendy and Brandon said Greta. Wendy is not dead said Charlotte, she’s just gone said Greta. I know said Greta.

1 day ago

Greta looked at Charlotte. Hello sister said Greta. Hello said Charlotte. Greta and Charlotte were in the swimming pool and kissed each other. Shimi was coming and they stopped.

Today

Charlotte you got a message said Shimi. We’re going to the party of Susan Furtus. Let’s go said Charlotte to Shimi.

Part 3

Other Timeline

Charlotte came to Susan Furtus’ party. Susan Furtus looked to the people. Today it’s nice day and I want apprechiate everyone who has been coming here. This is my daughter, Katherine Furtus. Her father died soon and had an accident. His dead said Susan. So I want to say, God bless Katherine’s father said Susan.

Everybody looked down. We’ve a special gast this day, Steve Davidson and he is here to sing for my hot daughter said Susan. Steve came on the podium. Welcome people, which song will I singing? I sing: Love is like an angle. Then there were shots heard. Steve felt from the podium in the water below him.

Who’s there screamed Susan. Charlotte taked Shimi’s hand and was running to Susan. Susan! screamed Charlotte. There was an explosion at the party. Shimi walked to Katherine. What happened? asked Katherine. I don’t know, but my wife is searching for your mother said Shimi. We’ve to leave it now said Shimi.

Shimi looked at the party. There’s smoke coming said Katherine. If you’re not safe, your mother should being safe to. Charlotte was looking between the mess. Susan! screamed Charlotte. I’m here screamed Susan. Charlotte taked Susan out of the wreckage. I’m not heard said Susan. OK, we’re going home said Charlotte.

Charlotte and Susan were at home. Finally, we need some rest said Charlotte. I’m glad that I have taked you as bodyguard and Shimi to said Susan. Susan looked at Charlotte, who smiled. You’re now living with us said Charlotte. Where is Shimi? asked Susan. Susan and Charlotte were walking upstairs. Charlotte opened the bedroom and saw a naked Shimi in bed with Katherine. Shimi looked behind her. I can explain said Shimi. Don’t be angry said Katherine. It happened accidentally said Shimi. Please tell said Charlotte.

Normal Timeline

Joseph was coming to Luke. Have you ever killed a man before? asked Joseph. Yes, I have killed a man named Eliam Tazoum, Kalib Hamour’s worker. So actually I have to be in jail. Joseph was walking to the electricity and opened the gates at the same time. Go said Joseph. Luke was running in the dark to the office of Chris Johnson. Ginvera Bunrow, could you bring this to the archive room said a man. Yes said Ginevra. Luke saw Ginevra walking until she was gone.

Luke saw that the office was protected. Luke looked to the office. It’s highly protected said Joseph. Boss, the electricity is running out said Joseph. Chris looked at Joseph. It’s outside said Joseph. Luke was walking slowly in the office of Chris. At that moment it was raining outside.

Chris looked at the electricity. Luke looked on the desk of Chris. Luke said a voice. Leonardo was behind him. We’ve have a path said Leonardo. It’s start in the tower, on the other side said Leonardo.

Chris was coming. Richard Pastol, a prisoner was coming. Hide yourself, if I die, tell Joseph about the clock tower, that’s the escape route said Leonardo. Richard was taking his knife and stabbed Leonardo in his stomach. He taked Leonardo and threw to the office of Chris. Richard was taking the keys of Leonardo and walked away. Luke walked to the door, but it was closed. Oh no, I’m dead man said Luke. Joseph looked at Luke, while talking with Chris. Luke was taking the shaft above and left at the moment Chris came in. Luke watched them via above. Oh my God, Leo said Chris. Leonardo looked at Chris and Joseph. Rii... said Leonardo. Bury… my body in the clock tower said Leonardo. Leonardo died. God bless him said Chris. If there are any persons who have seen who killed him say it said Chris. Joseph was hours later walking back to Luke, who was after the riot in the cell.

Who has killed him? asked Joseph. I can’t tell said Luke. I have heard from my boss, that if someone reveals you get a cell above our offices with full protection. Richard Pastol said Luke. He get’s a cell above you, right above you said Joseph. Chris was walking to Luke. Come with me, we’ve lot to talk about said Chris.

Part 4

20 years ago

It was 9 O’Clock, a woman named Wendy was in her house. Bernard Roddler, honey where are you? asked Wendy. I’m here honey. Wendy was walking upstairs. I have betrayed my wife, with you said Bernard. I know said Wendy. I’m going to take a shower said Bernard. Wendy was looking at her clothes.

Somebody was walking on the stairs. Bernard looked behind him, and a masked person taked a knife and attacked Bernard. The masked person looked behind him and Wendy saw the man walking not far from her. Wendy did closed the door. I’m going to kill you said the masked person.

Wendy looked at the window. Wendy did take a chair and threw it in the window. The window did blast open. The masked man taked his gun and shot to the door. He opened the door and shot at Wendy twice.

Wendy felt on the ground, not with very much clothes on. The masked man was seen by a woman around 40’s and shot at her twice. Her did run away, but the evidence was behind him.

Wendy woke up. Hello Wendy, you have miracously survived. I’m Doctor Olivia Graham. Doctor, are there people dead? asked Wendy. Yes, your lover, Bernard Roddler and Naomi Tale, the neighbour from the other side who saw everything. I’m sorry said Olivia.

Oh and somebody brought you flowers said Olivia. Wendy looked at the name Simon Carmell, your lover. OK, something needs an explaination. Wendy was coming out of her bed and taked on her clothes. Wendy was in a special hospital. I’m Clara von Tielt. What’s your name? asked Clara.

I’m Wendy Parlin said Wendy. I’m from Germany said Clara. You have a big problem said Clara. You’re trapped in here for your protection, you can’t leave said Clara. Wendy and Clara were in the showers. I’m here trapped for over 2 years said Clara.

My father and mother live in the same house. But they have many fights, where I was involved in. There is nobody looking at us said Clara. Clara looked at the window. I’m trying to escape from here, but I don’t know a way to escape said Clara.

There’s a way to escape said Wendy. But I wanna ask one thing from you... said Wendy. What? asked Clara. Wendy was in bed. Hello again laught Olivia. Could I help you with something? asked Olivia. Wendy was taking her knife. I’m sure you can said Wendy.

What are you doing? asked Olivia. I don’t wanna live here said Wendy. You’re going to escape with Mrs. Graham. Olivia walked to Clara with Wendy. Clara looked at the window. You can’t escape said Olivia. Yes, I can said Wendy and taked a chair and threw it in the window.

The window was open, I will leave you here behind said Wendy. Clara and Wendy were running out of the hospital. Olivia called the police. There are 2 escapees from the the hospital, Kenwill said Olivia.

Wendy and Clara were running. We have to go to the other side said Wendy. Wendy taked Clara’s hand, we have to go that way said Wendy. Police was already behind them. There’s a river there. We have to jump now said Wendy. Wendy and Clara jumped in the water.

This is Albert Goham, we haven’t yet them said he. Wendy and Clara woke up in the water in the forrest.

A few year ago

And that’s how I ended up here said Wendy. Wow, are you still being searched? asked Charlotte. I hope so not said Wendy. Further Clara was gone and I have never seen any time again. I think she’s dead said Wendy.

Part 5

Other Timeline

A few hours later

Charlotte was running at a bar. Shimi was behind her. We’ve lost them finally said Charlotte. Yes, I’m tired said Charlotte. Me to said Shimi. The cops are coming said Charlotte. Charlotte taked Shimi’s hand and was runnin into the hotel. We have to go upstairs. Stop! said a policewoman. Charlotte and Shimi were runnin further until they were on the roof. Step down! Right now our we will shoot at you said a police officer. Charlotte and Shimi were stopping at the roof, while police was taken them captive.

Charlotte and Shimi were brought into a little prison inside the police station. I’m glad that we survived it said Charlotte. Yes, but it was very close said Shimi. You’re going to be brought to a prison said Lea Pondell.

Charlotte and Shimi were in the bus. It’s 5 hours from here said Lea. Come in, or you will be attacked. Charlotte looked at Shimi. It’s isn’t over said Charlotte. Shut your mouth said Lea. They were already 2 hours riding. Charlotte wanted to kiss Shimi. 1..2..3..said Charlotte. Shimi did taked the knife of Charlotte and stabbed Lea in her back. The driver was focusing himself on Lea. Oh no Lea. Charlotte attacked Lea in the bus. Lea was bleeding. Shimi was taken the gun of the driver and shot him dead. Shimi pusht the driver out of the car. Shim was riding, while Lea was saying her last words.

Tell my son, Wesley and my daughter, Natalie, that I love them said Lea. Charlotte, we’re going to Harry Peter Walson said Shimi. This is our only chance to get them said Charlotte. Charlotte opened a case. There are some cigarettes in here. I have never smoked said Charlotte. Me neither said Shimi. Maybe we should try to infiltrate to them said Shimi. Charlotte did found a key. Where is this key for? asked Shimi.

Charlotte looked at the key. Lea was a mole said Charlotte. She tried to get us in here, so that we should going to Harry. The key is they way to get in another car with other clothes on said Charlotte. The police is still following us said Charlotte. We’ve got 24 hours until we can get out the land. It’s now or never said Charlotte.

Part 6

Normal Timeline

Luke was at the prison. Chris was walking to Luke. I’ve got a message by Richard. Richard said that you will die in over a week. Chris looked back, sorry boy, but there’s nothing I can do. Since you’re here escaping is impossible. Luke was looking at Chris. Richard will being brought in over 2 hours to talk to you.

Joseph was coming. Luke, could I talk to you alone? asked Joseph. I hope so said Luke. Every policeman was going away. Have you heard it? asked Joseph. That he’s trying to kill me? asked Luke. No, Susan Furtus has been kidnapped. And Tommy is finally become a guard for Alice McTale and Sarah Porter said Joseph.

Other Timeline

Charlotte, could we doing it? asked Shimi. I don’t know, but we’re going to the parking place. Number 666 said Charlotte. Charlotte opened the back of the car. New clothes, new things. Lea wants us to go to her children. Why? asked Shimi. No time for that said Charlotte. A car was coming. It’s now or never said Charlotte. Charlotte and Shimi were runnin. A woman and two men came out of the car. Oh my God, I have left the Cellaprint in the car said Charlotte. Here is there car said the woman. We’re death, we have to hide ourself and say that we were going to the bathroom said Charlotte. It’s our only way. Christine, could you stay here? asked one of the man. That’s Harry, one of the most angry criminals here said Charlotte. What now? asked Shimi. We’re going to split up said Charlotte. I hope I don’t leave you here, death said Shimi. Charlotte and Shimi were runnin further.

I heard some voices said Harry. Those 2 girls are here somewhere said Harry. Simon go to the left way said Harry. Harry was runnin. Charlotte was runnin down the stairs. I know you’re there! screamed Harry. 2 people saw Harry with a gun. A man was runnin to Harry and pushed him away. You crazy old man said Harry and shot a few times at the man. Harry looked at the woman and shot at her to a few times. Shimi was in the elevator and was at the other side. Where are you? asked Simon. Harry was going down again. I’m going to kill you screamed Harry.

Normal Timeline

Richard was coming. Hello there said Richard. Could you leave us alone? asked Joseph. Again the police cops were going away. Chris was coming. I wanna hear what you have to say said Chris. We’re all are going to escape today said Richard. Where are you talking about? asked Chris. Richard was taking the knife of Joseph and stabbed Chris in the back. Joseph looked at Richard and Luke, who he made immedialty out of his cell. And now it’s time to escape said Joseph. We have 10 minutes to escape, otherwise we all 3 get the chair said Joseph. How? asked Richard. There’s a rope here that is going to another tower and that’s how we escape said Joseph. In 10 minutes said Richard. It’s all we have said Luke. This is the only time said Luke.

Other Timeline

Charlotte was going down the roil. It’s not nice here said Charlotte. Harry was tired. Oh my God, she’s going to die said Harry. Harry saw Charlotte. Charlotte was hiding at the moment he shot. Charlotte was runnin away. Harry was walking slowly. I know you’re there said Harry. Harry felt on the ground and Charlotte was holding his neck. Charlotte was stronger then Harry and did broke his neck. You’re dead said Charlotte. Shim was followed by Simon. Shimi was the roil to and saw a boat coming. Oh no now my dead is coming said Shimi. Simon jumped on Shimi, but Shimi pusht Simon in the water. Simon did look at Shimi who was looking at him. Simon didn’t saw the boat coming and was dead. Christine looked behind her. Charlotte did put the gun before the head of Christine. You’re coming with us said Charlotte. Why? What can I do? asked Christine. Who’s your father? asked Charlotte. Chris Johnson said Christine. Could I smoke a cigarette? asked Christine. Yes, you can said Charlotte. You can help us with breaking out a man named Richard Pastol said Charlotte. Christine was smoking up her cigarette. Let’s go said Charlotte.

Part 7

Normal Timeline

And now it’s time to escape said Joseph. Joseph was taking the rope. Come on guys, or do you wanna die? asked Joseph. Luke was taking the rope. Wait! said Richard. I go first said Richard. Richard was taking the rope. We have not much time said Luke.

Police cops were already. Come one said Donald Mohan. The 10 minutes are over guys said Donald. Donald opened the door. Oh my God, sir. They are gone said Donald. Where are they going to? asked a police cop. Max, you know that they have escaped, but the rope is broking down said Donald.

The whole Selva Night prison was locked down. They are already gone. Max Harmsen, you got a call said Donald. From who? asked Max. Joseph said Donald. But it’s Joseph L. Smith, not our Joseph, he would never betray us said Donald.

Joseph, Luke and Richard were outside. We’re finally outside said Richard. What now? asked Luke. Now we’re going to save Susan Furtus said Joseph. Have you all planned this? asked Richard. Indeed I did said Joseph. Joseph looked at Richard. There’s a car coming for us. We have 3 minutes to wait, otherwise we should run and I have not made an escape route.

Donald looked at the rope. Nothing is coming in and out said Donald. Max looked at Donald. Somebody has planned this said Max. This call is already 1 minute ungoing without stopping. Open the gates now said Donald.

We have 2 minutes said Joseph. The gates are open said Joseph. Luke and Richard were looking at each other. We’re dead said Richard. Donald was walking. We’re dead said Luke. Not yet said Richard. A car was coming at the moment that Donald walked outside and was hurt. Donald did take his gun and shot at the man several times.

Run! screamed Richard. Donald and his team were runnin behind Luke, Richard and Joseph. We have nothing said Luke. Luke, Richard and Joseph were in the city. It’s a mile to the parking place said Richard. Donald walked behind them and begon to shoot. A female woman was bleeding. Sir, you should stop with shooting, people will die said Max.

I don’t care, I want them all 3. Today said Donald. Donald looked at the parking place. The parking place closed at that moment. No! Help us said Donald. Donald and his tream were trapped. Joseph was walking to Donald. It’s nice to see you behind trails said Joseph. I will get you Joseph and when I have you, you will get what you want said Donald.

Joseph, Richard and Luke were runnin. NO! screamed Donald. Now it’s time to go to Susan Furtus said Joseph. But you have one problem said Joseph. What? asked Luke. You old-self is going to get all the six cards. You have not much time said Joseph. It’s now or never said Joseph.

Part 8

Normal Timeline

Luke, Joseph and Richard were runnin. Where are we going to? asked Luke. We’re going to break in the prison where Susan Furtus is held hostage. Luke looked at Joseph. How do you wanna do that? asked Luke. We’re going improvising said Richard. It seems that you know not much from this planet, you’re possible born on another planet laught Joseph.

Susan Furtus was held captive. She was tortured by some women. Susan was bleeding. No one will find you Susan said a woman. Who are you? asked Susan. I’m...I won’t reveal my name said the woman. Come on girl, you’re going to your cell said the woman. Our former boss did take good care for us, but he’s dead said the woman.

Joseph was walking to an airline. We’re doing it on my way said Joseph. Where are you talking about? asked Luke. I have planned this a long time, but I have to tell you said Joseph.

Susan looked at the prison. I have to tell you it, but I like you Susan. Your hair, you brown hair, your body. Every women would be jealous on you. Could we talk about something else? asked Susan. Maybe said the woman. A man walked in the prison. Agent Angela Senfrield, we have to remove Susan now said the man. Yes, sir Rick Stockland said Angela. Why, sir? asked Angela. I can’t tell said Rick.

Joseph, Luke and Richard were looking at each other. Are you absolutely sure if this is the right thing? asked Luke. Yes, it is said Richard. It’s now or never and maybe it will never solve it all said Richard.

Angela, Rick and Susan were walking further. We’re going through the tunnels said Rick. Nobody would expect us there said Rick. Rick, Angela and Susan were walking down the stairs. Here is a secret door said Rick. Come on said Rick.

A plane was up in the air. We’re going to land guys said the pilot. Now! said the pilot and the plane crasht through the prison. A lot of people died at that moment in the prison, a lot of female guards and female prisoners.

Richard and Luke were walking through the tunnels. Rick was hurt and Angela and Susan were lying on the ground. Richard and Luke were walking and saw Rick. Don’t hurt me said Rick. I won’t said Richard and smasht him with his face on the ground. He’s knocked out said Luke.

A few minutes ago

What do you have to tell me? asked Luke. I’m going to attempt suicide said Joseph. It’s the only way to get her free said Joseph.

A few minutes later…

Joseph walked to the plane. Goodbye my friends, stay God be with you said Joseph. Richard and Luke were runnin through the tunnels.

Normal Timeline

Angela and Susan were lying on the ground. Angela a woke up and took Susan with her. You’re coming with me said Angela. Richard and Luke were still runnin. We should find them said Luke. They are nowhere said Richard.

Luke was runnin back. Richard was climbing up a ladder. There’s a way here up said Richard. Luke was taking Rick. He’s the only one we have said Luke. Don’t kill me said Rick.

Angela and Susan were at Angela’s house. I’m taking you here to hostage. And we have 1 hour to what I want, so girl we have…said Angela.

Luke and Richard were walking to the ladder with Rick. We’re escaping now said Luke. Police cops were walking through the tunnels and when they were there, Luke and Richard were already escaped with Rick.

Part 9

Normal Timeline

Angela looked at Susan. You have to be happy that you’re alive said Angela. We’re going tomorrow to the beach said Angela. No one will search for you there said Angela. Angela, why are you doing this? asked Susan. Susan, I saved your life, because I work for people who wants it. It’s not save for you here and we have a plan so you can live further said Angela. But I’m not part of that said Angela while taking out her clothes. You have to sleep. I won’t put a gun under the bed, because my boss said it would be very dangerous to have you dead said Angela.

Luke, Rick and Richard were out the tunnel. Let me please live said Rick. Maybe said Richard. I don’t know where she is said Rick angry. But how did you know that there was a plane coming? Seems to me that you can’t planned all this by your own? asked Richard. I can see the future said Rick. I’m not lying said Rick. Maybe said Richard again.

Susan was taking a shower. Angela was already in bed. Who is your boss? asked Susan. I’m sorry, but I couldn’t answer that question said Angela. Susan was walking to Angela. Why I, I’m important? asked Susan. I don’t know, but I think because the fact that you was kidnapped by important people. Not by me, if I’m not work further with those people I will be killed by myself. You’re the key in this whole thing said Angela. I...I wanna give you a kiss for saving my life said Susan. Are you absolutely sure? asked Angela. Yes, you saved my life from a dangerous plane that would caused my life said Susan.

Rick, Richard and Luke were far away from the prison. Angela is taking an airplane tomorrow said Rick. What airplane? asked Richard. I can’t tell, I work for dangerous people said Rick. What date is it? asked Richard. 4 November 2000 said Rick. Tomorrow a plane will leave said Rick. I don’t know what plane. Please don’t kill me said Rick. We won’t not yet said Richard.

Susan was going with her hand over the face of Angela. You’re looking good Angela said Susan. I’ve never kissed a woman before said Susan. Susan kissed Angela on her cheek. It’s really hard to do said Susan. Susan start kissing Angela on the lips.

It was already night and Rick, Richard and Luke were still searching for evidence. Hello Richard! said a voice. Richard looked behind him. Donald said Richard. Yes, and your finale hour is down said Donald. Richard did take his gun and shoot at Donald who felt dead on the ground.

Susan looked at Angela. This is the best day of my life laught Angela, while kissing Susan. I love you said Susan. What? asked Angela.

Did could happen to you to said Richard to Rick. No, please don’t said Rick. I know where they are going to said Rick.

The Next Day

Rick, Richard and Luke were at the airport. So, here would we find them? asked Luke. Yes, you will find him here said Rick.

Angela and Susan woke up together. That was a good night said Angela. Indeed it was said Susan. Angela and Susan were going to the beach. Hello I’m looking for a young man named Anakin Skywalker said a woman. No, Anakin said the woman again. Seems you have a little problem with finding your child said Angela. The woman was walking to Angela and Susan. Yes, I have said the woman. Susan looked at the woman. My name is Shimi Skywalker. I’m trying to find my child, Anakin. He’s lost in the desert and maybe he found this town. I’m sorry said Angela while looking at Shimi. That’s alright said Shimi. I hope you find your child said Angela. Thanks said Shimi.

Where are they, Rick? asked Richard. We should wait until night said Rick. You wanna loose time and you want that people see you with us said Luke. Please, you don’t know what happens if…Richard shot Rick dead. Luke, we have to split up now said Richard.

Richard and Luke were both their on way. Luke was runnin to the train section. There is here a hole said Luke, while runnin on the rails. Richard was runnin into the public with all police cops behind him.

A few hours later

Angela and Susan were on a plane. There are here a few flight attendant. But I have to leave now said Angela. Angela was taking her parachute and gave Susan a kiss. Goodbye! said Angela, while jumping.

Angela did land at a desert, but didn’t make it safely. Luke and Richard were also at the desert. Angela did explode, but Richard and Luke did jump back. However when Luke looked back, he saw that Richard didn’t move anymore. Oh no, now I’m on my own said Luke. Luke did heard some voices and looked around. Hello! said the little child. Hello said Luke. What’s your name? asked Luke. My name is Anakin Skywalker said Anakin. What? asked Luke.

Part 10

Normal Timeline

Luke looked at the young Anakin. Luke tooked the young Anakin with him. Luke walked back to the beach. Come with me said Luke. Luke was attacked behind him.

Minutes later woke Luke up. Hello Luke, I’m Olivia Graham. Somebody attacked you from behind. I hope you’re alright said Olivia. Yes, I am said Luke. There was a child, Anakin said Luke. That was the same name as my father had until he was killed by Kendra Belmore. So you think you saw a vision? asked Olivia.

Maybe, but I have lost a good friend, Richard Pastol. What did you say? asked Olivia. Luke was taking his lightsaber from the table and did held Olivia hostage. You’re going to make me a free man said Luke.

Luke was walking with Olivia to the hospital. I won’t kill you said Luke. I’m not a man who kills someone said Luke. The police was already arriving in the building. Luke pusht Olivia on the ground and did make a door closed. Oh my God, said a doctor. I’m holding you hostage old man said Luke. I’m Bernard Jefferson. Mr. Jefferson, you will living if you not betray me said Luke.

Open the window now said Luke. Yes, sir said Bernard. You’re not safe said Bernard. You neither said Luke. Luke was climbing up the hospital. The door was mostly open, Bernard screamed: Luke is there said Bernard.

But Luke was going back and did take the jacket of Bernard, making him falling out of the window. He’s dead said Luke calm. Police cops were looking in the room. There is no one said a police cop.

People were screaming. Luke was taking his mobile. He was runnin to the next window and was in a library. Oh my God, I will never make it safely to the other part of the city.

At the same time, not far from the place where Luke was President Ethan Franklin talking. And today people, were are going to take every terrorism people. We need you to find them said Ethan. As President of the United States on 6 November 2000, we need to take every possibly to take them. We loose our control people only because of them? We wanna have freedom and without terrorism, we could live further.

Luke saw a police officer and attacked him and id put on his clothes. Agent Rawrely, or Sam, you can come to us said a police man. We’re going to take a break said the police man. Yes said Luke as Sam calm. We have never seen you before said the policeman. Yes, I’m a new one here said Luke. Do you have secrets for us? asked the policeman. No! said Luke. Sorry guys said Luke. For what? asked the policeman. Luke did take his gun and shot all the 4 police officers dead. A 5th one was coming, but Luke did attack him.

Luke was runnin out of the library with his gun in the hand. At the same moment was someone shooting at Ethan, who felt on the ground. Oh my God, they see with a gun said Luke. Only one option, run said Luke.

Luke was walking to a short way where no a car could go to. At the same moment was telveison on by much persons: This is the most searched man in the United States: Luke Skywalker. Go search for him now said the news reporter.

A woman looked in the prison at her TV. It was Kendra. Someone has to take him down said Kendra. Our otherwise I will try to break said Kendra to her cellmate. Shirley Deacon looked at her. It’s time to stop the man said Kendra.

Part 11

Other Timeline

A few hours ago

Susan looked at Charlotte. Your wife has sex with my daughter, you have to shame yourself said Susan. I didn’t know this Susan said Charlotte. I know, but your wife with my daughter. That’s crazy said Susan. Susan, I’m sorry. We’re are you bodyguards, not your lovers. I can’t don’t understand what happened said Charlotte.

You’re the only person who I trust said Susan. Really? asked Charlotte. Yes, I like your style said Susan. Police was coming. I’m Sandra Kennedy. We open the door in a few minutes. There were some hard voices heard in the neighbourhood. People didn’t like that said Sandra. I count until 5.

Katherine, we have to go now said Susan. 2. Katherine and Shimi were taking on their clothes. 3. Where are we going to? asked Katherine. 4. Now! said Charlotte. 5. The door was trapped in. Sandra was walking upstairs. No one upstairs said Sandra. Molkin, is someone down? asked Sandra. No said Molkin.

Sandra looked further and out of nothing Katherine jumped on Sandra. Katherine did take the gun of Sandra. Susan looked at her daughter. Katherine did attacked Sandra back and did shoot with the same gun Sandra dead.

A few police officers were coming and did shoot at Katherine. Katherine felt on the ground and Susan, Shimi and Charlotte did shoot. The police cops felt dead on the ground. Susan felt on the ground.

Susan looked at her daughter. I’m dying said Susan. You can’t do nothing for me said Susan. Charlotte, hold my hand said Susan. Why? asked Charlotte. Just do it said Susan.

Dream Timeline

Hello I’m Doctor Anna Dorin. Where could I help you with? asked Charlotte. I’m looking for a patient, Susan Furtus. She’s on the left side of the bed said Anna. Thanks said Charlotte.

A few hours ago

What’s the matter? asked Susan. I had about you. I was coming to visit you in a hospital. I don’t know why said Charlotte. I loved my daughter so very much said Susan. She’s dead said Susan. It’s 5 November 2000 said Susan. Go to a storage. Found William Scott and his wife Vivian Scott. You will find it when you needed. Take my daughter’s necklace, it’s the key to the storage said Susan. Charlotte, Wendy is waiting for you.

Charlotte was walking to the shower, where Wendy. Wendy, are you it really? asked Charlotte. Yes, it’s me and I’m not a vision said Wendy. Charlotte start kissing Wendy. You have to go, me to we will meet again. Go now Charlotte said Wendy.

Charlotte and Shimi start runnin. There they are boss. Not far from here is a bar said Charlotte. Come on now said Shimi. Charlotte and Shimi were there finally. We’ve lost them finally said Charlotte.

Part 12

Other Timeline

Shimi, Christine and Charlotte were still in the car. Where are we going to? asked Christine. We’re planning to go to the Selva Night prison, to search for a man named Richard Pastol. But since the authority is searching for us, we can’t a risk. It’s a highly protected prison. So you wanna us me, to get back in? How? And what’s your plan with him? asked Christine. Joseph Smith is a double-agent and he’s the man we have to find. He can Richard bringing when he wants. But we don’t what happened if he doesn’t work there anymore said Charlotte.

What do you mean? asked Christine. There was some speculation about a break-out. One of the guards was probably to get a man out of the man. Edward Bronton. First Degree Murder. Killed 7 people on a party, killed 12 family members and eventually after his break-out he killed even 50 people more. With one single gun. The legend is that he was going to Italy for his family to hide. But I haven’t been here in years said Charlotte. And Charlotte means with that, that we can’t grave in the bushes, because people will find us said Shimi. And if Joseph Smith is not on the list, one of can die said Charlotte.

That’s a high risk said Christine. But there is only one option that can save us all said Charlotte. And that’s the map how we can get said Shimi. Their guard is outside George Preskon. I will reveal my plan said Charlotte. But how do you want to break-out Richard? asked Christine. I hope there will be one time a big riot said Charlotte. The only thing what we need is a list ‘said Charlotte’ but George has the card. So what’s the plan? asked Christine.

George was walking in the bushes. No escapees, no one is outside said George. Kiss me there said a voice. I hear some voices in the bushes said George. Go further said the voice. George looked with big eyes. Are 2 girls having sex in the bushes? Do you have no money? asked George. Yes said Charlotte while Christine was kissing her. Now! said Charlotte. Christine was taking the legs of George and Charlotte was taking the head. 1…2…3…said Charlotte. Charlotte did broke the neck of George, who was dead. Look at his pockets said Charlotte. Here it is said Charlotte. Come on said Christine.

2 Guards were coming and Shimi did shoot at them while she was riding. We have to go now said Shimi. Shimi was riding. We’re going to take a break a few blocks further said Charlotte. We have the list said Charlotte. Charlotte did open the list. Joseph Smith…gone said Charlotte. So, that was it said Shimi. Maybe not said Charlotte.

Charlotte looked at the other side. A rose said Charlotte. My sister gave me always a rose, because we had a great relationship with each other said Charlotte. Maybe there’s a woman who called Rose. Maybe she will helping us further.

Go to that street. Christine, Charlotte and Shimi were stopping at a lot of bushes. Here we should hide ourself said Charlotte. Charlotte, I love said Christine. Christine was start kissing Shimi. Shimi did took Charlotte to her, who kissed her on the cheek. Everyone was taking out their clothes. Finally some freedom said Charlotte.

The next morning they woke up, but Shimi was already gone. Christine woke up and did take on her clothes. Where’s Shimi? asked Christine. She’s gone for now said Charlotte. A woman came in the car. Hello said Charlotte. Hello said the woman back.

This is Samantha Duma said Charlotte to Christine. Nice to meet you said Christine while smiling at her. We’re going to our next ride. Hotel Francis. It’s the hotel from Charlie Smith. I have a bottle of wine said Samantha. Nice said Charlotte. Charlotte did payed the butler.

A few hours later they woke up. Where are we? asked Charlotte while waking up. I’m Olivia Graham. You’re at a hospital and you will be brought to a prison soon. We don’t have killed someone said Charlotte. I know, but you’re arrested for being drunking and smoking 100 cigarettes in a Hotel. I’m a non-smoker said Charlotte.

Charlotte looked a little bit further and saw a lot of cigarettes. Did we do that? asked Christine. Yes said Olivia. Samantha also woke up. Now! said Oilvia. Christine, Charlotte and Samantha were already brought to prison. They were all 3 in the same prison. This is a set-up said Charlotte, when they were in the cell. 1…2…3.. said Charlotte. An explosion was at the woman prison. Charlotte, Samantha and Christine were runnin. A man called the police. I see a trio escaping. My name is Joseph Smith. I work at a woman prison. I have to search for them now said Joseph to a man or woman.

Part 13

Other Timeline

Charlotte, Christine and Samantha were still runnin. Somebody saved us said Charlotte. There’s a garage said Christine. Shimi was coming. We’re going to start said Shimi. Who’s she? asked Samantha. Shimi did open the garage. Come on said Charlotte, we have not much time.

Joseph Smith looked at the women prison. Still shocked from what happened. Joseph screamed Dex Luxo. Dex Luxo was runnin to Joseph. These girls hasn’t planned this. It’s too easy. Joseph looked at the prison. I can go with you said Joseph. Have you ever seen them before? asked Dex. We need to talk right now said Dex.

Joseph and Dex were in the room. The escapees are Charlotte Temple Aragragor, Christine Johnson and Samantha Duma. Are they married? asked Joseph. Only Charlotte is married to Shimi Skywalker. The Skywalker family? asked Joseph. I have heard of a Luke Skywalker said Joseph. You’re the craziest man I have ever seen said Dex.

Charlotte, Shimi, Samantha and Christine were in different clothes. Here’s the place where we’re going to leave each other. We will see you somewhere said Shimi. Shimi and Charlotte were runnin to a car. It’s time to go honey said Charlotte.

Joseph was brought to the Selva Night prison. Here is your cellmate, Richard Pastol said Dex. Dex closed cell 950. Who are you? asked Richard. I’m Joseph Smith, my ex-boss thinks that I’m crazy. I remember things vague. You’re in it to. It’s complicated. I sacrificed myself in order to save your life. It are all little pieces. So you mean, that you need to escape? asked Richard.

It’s absolutely not clearly, but if you fight with me, maybe we can escape. We should make a big riot said Joseph. Richard attacked Joseph. Richard stop with it said Dex. Richard was beating up Joseph. He’s bleeding said Dex. Dex did open the door. Joseph stand up and pusht Dex on the ground, while taking his keys. Dex was dead. Come on, open every cell said Joseph. They soon opened the door when the guards were coming.

Charlotte and Shimi stopped at a golf course. It’s here said Charlotte. You did a good job with the explosives said Charlotte. Thanks said Shimi. It’s time to save someone’s life said Charlotte.

Joseph and Richard were runnin through the walls. A lot of inmates followed them. We need them said an inmate. A lot of inmates followed them to the infirmary. There it is said Richard. Chris Johnson was walking in the prison, but a gang found him. Hello boss said an inmate. The inmate did take Chris and pusht him out the window. He’s dead said inmate Caesar Al Catouzif. We all wanna play one little game called hang up. And you 2 are the winners. We’re going to hang up you guys said Caesar while laughing.

1…2…3…said Ceasar.

Part 14

Other Timeline

Now, we’re going to improvise said Shimi. It’s time to save someone’s life said Charlotte. There he is, William Scott and his wife Vivian Scott. Charlotte was holding Shimi’s hand, I have to kiss her, so she won’t look at her husband. It’s the only thing we know that can keep them alive said Charlotte.

I will follow the killer said Shimi. He’s not dead yet said Charlotte. Let’s go said Charlotte while kissing Shimi. Charlotte and Shimi were walking their own ways. Shimi walked to the golf course. So you are my helper? asked William. Marlinde Percy is my name said Shimi. My wife is taking a shower and will go away for a few hours.

Charlotte was at the showers. No one yet, I will do if I come to the showers said Charlotte via communication to Shimi. William looked at Shimi. Do you have a husband? asked William. Actually I have a girlfriend said Shimi. We’re even’t married a year said Shimi. OK, but you really love her said William. Yes, I do said Shimi. Do you wanna kiss me? asked William.

Vivian Scott was walking though the showers. Hello said Charlotte with a smile. My wife likes the last time more girls said William. I’m Charlotte. Nice to meet you, I’m Vivian. But when she really likes a woman, you need to wait, before she kiss her said William.

Is your girlfriend here to? asked William. Yes, she is said Shimi. She’s going to the showers said Shimi. Come on said William, my wife can’t being in love with the wrong woman. Charlotte and Vivian were looking at each other. Never kissed a woman before said Charlotte. No said Vivian and did start kissing Charlotte.

While they were runnin, a sniper was runnin behind them. Charlotte stopped. I have to say, but you’re really good said Charlotte. You to said Vivian and did start kissing Charlotte further. William and Shimi were finally there. Charlotte! said Shimi. Marlinde is everything alright said Charlotte. Yes said Shimi. The sniper was standing right before their eyes. Shimi did took William’s hand and took him to the showers where they could hide themself.

Charlotte did took Vivian to the other showers. 4 women came out the showers. The snipers did shoot at them, but William, Vivian, Charlotte and Shimi saw this. The sniper did run away.

We have to go to another place said Charlotte. Charlotte, William, Vivian and Shimi were runnin to the car. We’re going to somewhere else said Shimi while riding the car. Shimi parked at a cowboy and cowgirl place.

Shimi was walking with William in the park. Here we’re safe said Shimi. We’re waiting her also for a few seconds said Charlotte. I’m going to fix the car said Charlotte. Vivian did look at Charlotte. Oh you’re so good looking said Vivian. The next moment the car exploded. Vivian did look behind her. Charlotte, Charlotte where are you?

Part 15

Other Timeline

Cindy Pain was in the bar. Tracy was going to her. Hello, my name is Tracy Brenson. Cindy Pain, nice to meet you. I’m 37. I’m 17 said Cindy. Tracy did open 1 button of her clothes. Cindy did looking. This is my bar said Cindy. Do you wanna have some beer? asked Cindy.

Hello FBI, my name is Renee Parker. This is my assistant Kimberly Franson. We’re been looking for a few people: Charlotte Temple Aragragor and Shimi Skywalker. We have pictures from them. My boss Lea Pondell is already behind them and I have heard there were people runnin here said Renee. That’s right said Cindy. I saw here 2 girls runnin in the night said Cindy. You girls are going to sleep here tonight said Renee. Why? asked Cindy. Because we have to find as many fingerprints as we need said Renee.

The doors were closed. My husband Matt Conrad is always asking me why I’m doing this said Renee. Why are you searching for them? asked Tracy. They have killed agents said Renee. We tried to kill them said Renee. It’s hard to understand said Renee. The door was closed.

We have to sleep said Renee. It’s already late said Renee. Cindy was looking at Tracy. It has been a hard day said Tracy. I like you said Tracy. I like you to said Cindy and did start kissing Tracy. Girls said Renee. Renee did take out of her clothes and was naked. I like that said Cindy while the touching her breasts. But your husband? asked Tracy. Who cares and she did jump in the bed.

The next morning they woke up. Renee is gone. We have found them. P.S. Have a happy live. Loves, Renee Parker.

Part 16

Other Timeline

Cindy looked at Tracy. She’s gone said Cindy. I hope we will ever see her again. Renee, she was…nice and hot said Tracy. Tracy was taking a shower. But why would Renee not saying everything to us? asked Tracy.

Cindy’s phone was going. Hello I’m John Gregory. What’s the matter? asked Cindy. Tracy was clear after taking a shower. Cindy was coming to Tracy. Renee is a prostitute. She does it various women said Cindy.

How do you know that? asked Tracy. Because I have a man watching her said Cindy. John Gregory is watching her 8 year said Cindy. He get paid said Cindy. Come on, we’re going watching her said Cindy.

After a few minutes were Cindy and Tracy watching at Renee. Renee was taking out her clothes. Everytime I look at her, I want to kiss her said Tracy. A woman was coming and Renee did let the window open.

There’s no one street said Tracy. What are you doing here? asked a police officer. Watching at that hot girl. Do you mean Jennifer Muslo said the police man. No that’s Renee Parker. Come on, we have to go now said Cindy. Why? asked Tracy. For that douche said Cindy.

Cindy and Tracy start kissing and eventually ended up in bed again. I can’t stop loving you said Cindy. I love you to said Tracy. Agent Ronald is coming said agent Ronald. He opened the door, but the girls were runnin. Where is Cindy? asked Ronald. I don’t know, she’s gone said Tracy.

You’re coming with us said Ronald. Tracy and Renee were at the police office. Why are you girls watching each other said Ronald. I can’t tell said Renee. Me neither said Tracy.

Tracy and Renee were put in a car. We’re bringing you to a prison. After 15 mniutes, Tracy start to talk. I love you hotty said Tracy. I love you to said Renee and they begon to kiss. Tracy and Renee, were making theirself free and did take each others clothes.

Oh God, boss they are runnin in the naked said a police man. I know said Ronald. Ronald was calling his boss. They are going to the Lesbian Naked Beach said Ronald. Follow them and send or agent, Jane Polaski said the boss from Ronald.





Wanted: Luke Skywalker

Editor's Note: The following narrative is an abridged version of the unfinished sequel to Star Wars: The Real Empire, which was apparently supposed to be the first in a series of five stories, followed by Glory Warrior in Methaphor Dreams, Flight of the Night, The Magnificent Mind, and Black Sun Moon. Since Methaphor Dreams sadly remains unfinished and its author, Station7, has since vanished, it appears that the saga will not be completed.

I composed this shortened version of Glory Warrior in Methaphor Dreams for two reasons. First, its full length of nearly 9,400 words dwarfs the length of its predecessor, which stands at about 6,500, which would make a dramatic reading project far more strenuous and agonizing than it otherwise might be. Second, like with The Real Empire, the narrative of Methaphor Dreams appears to be split into approximately two timelines, each with their own plot and set of characters. The "A" Plot concerns Luke Skywalker's time travelling adventures, while the "B" Plot follows upwards of a dozen lesbian OCs that nobody has any chance of caring about.

As such, I found it prudent to shorten the story to a more readable length, and to focus it on its true protagonist. I think that since this saga was never finished, the result of my meddling makes for a satisfying cliffhanger conclusion to the adventure of the Real Empire. Please enjoy Wanted: Luke Skywalker. -19:10, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

Part 1

Luke woke up. What happened? asked Luke. I don’t know, but my name is Gregory Anton. You’re at Selpa, a place where we’re bringing things together. Have I work? I remember the last time that I was on a planet said Luke. Henry Dale, could you come to me? asked Gregory. What’s the matter, boss? asked Henry.

This young man said that he was on a planet. Could he be right? Have you seen him here before? asked Gregory. As far as I can remember not, is he a spy? asked Henry. Boss, I was just reading a book about kidnapping. Luke brain thought back: Susan Furtus is captured on Platon said Wayne Gensthorne.

Luke was standing: Tommy Furtus. I have never worked here said Luke. We’re going searching for your file, Mr..? said Gregory. Luke Skywalker. It’s a closed building, Mr. Skywalker said Gregory. You’re in a not good position. You’re in a Company without a file. We have non-connection mobiles where we get with one click already know if somebody already know you. And everybody says no.

You will be brought to a prison. Where are you talking about? asked Luke. You’re illegall in this building. This is a very special building. With more then 1000 workers, you’re a dead man. You’re going to the Selva Night prison. It’s not a prison at night, but I will come and visit you Mr. Skywalker. Please tell me why you’re here said Gregory. I have to rescue a person. Susan Furtus said Luke. Daughter of Tommy Furtus.

You’re definetly crazy said Gregory. Tommy Furtus was walking to Luke. Who are you? asked Tommy. Luke Skywalker. I have never met you before said Tommy. Tommy get’s the job as Guard said Gregory. His daughter is at his home, Susan. She’s save said Gregory. For who are you going to work? asked Gregory. Alice McTale and Sarah Porter said Tommy. But you will be send to prison. Today! said Gregory.

Luke saw the police. Welcome to hell said the policeman. Luke was arrested. Goodbye said Gregory while laughing.

Part 2

Luke was brought to prison. Who are you Luke? asked the policeman. I’m Luke Skywalker. Do you have children, Luke? asked the policeman. No, I haven’t a child said Luke. That’s good, because so you have to loose no one.

I’m Joseph Smith, and you my friend, could leave prison sooner. How? asked Luke. That’s the question, how? said Joseph. This is my best friend Leonardo Simpross. You can leave prison, until you kill one person, the boss. Chris Johnson. Chris Johnson is the boss, he noticed everything in the prison. We can’t even go to our girlfriends. If Chris is dead, you’re safe. But Chris is not a poor man. He has 3 sons. Erik Johnson, Thomas Johnson and Bob Johnson. They all three come after you if they discover it. So you my friend, need an escape route.

We’re thinking about the escape route. Our boss wants to talk to you, don’t say a word about this conversation, about us plan, about nothing what we’ve said. Otherwise, you’re killed, right before you know it. Luke was brought to Chris.

Hello said Chris happy. My question is: who are you? I’m Luke Skywalker. No you don’t understand, who are you. Tell is about your history. Tell something I don’t know. Chris was walking to his writing desk. His taked his gun. I count to 3. 1…2….Somebody is trying to kill you said Luke.

Interesting…Do you have names. Kevin Space said Luke. Who is Kevin Space? He is your mother said Luke to Chris. At that moment came Joseph in his office. Could I bring Luke to his prison? asked Joseph. Yes, you can said an angry Chris.

Later the day at night. Chris looked at the prison. Goodbye for today said Chris while walking back to his home. Luke looked at Joseph. He’s angry. This is part of the plan my friend said Joseph. Tommorow is it big day. We’re having here a big riot said Joseph. Deal said Luke.


Part 3

Joseph was coming to Luke. Have you ever killed a man before? asked Joseph. Yes, I have killed a man named Eliam Tazoum, Kalib Hamour’s worker. So actually I have to be in jail. Joseph was walking to the electricity and opened the gates at the same time. Go said Joseph. Luke was running in the dark to the office of Chris Johnson. Ginvera Bunrow, could you bring this to the archive room said a man. Yes said Ginevra. Luke saw Ginevra walking until she was gone.

Luke saw that the office was protected. Luke looked to the office. It’s highly protected said Joseph. Boss, the electricity is running out said Joseph. Chris looked at Joseph. It’s outside said Joseph. Luke was walking slowly in the office of Chris. At that moment it was raining outside.

Chris looked at the electricity. Luke looked on the desk of Chris. Luke said a voice. Leonardo was behind him. We’ve have a path said Leonardo. It’s start in the tower, on the other side said Leonardo.

Chris was coming. Richard Pastol, a prisoner was coming. Hide yourself, if I die, tell Joseph about the clock tower, that’s the escape route said Leonardo. Richard was taking his knife and stabbed Leonardo in his stomach. He taked Leonardo and threw to the office of Chris. Richard was taking the keys of Leonardo and walked away. Luke walked to the door, but it was closed. Oh no, I’m dead man said Luke. Joseph looked at Luke, while talking with Chris. Luke was taking the shaft above and left at the moment Chris came in. Luke watched them via above. Oh my God, Leo said Chris. Leonardo looked at Chris and Joseph. Rii... said Leonardo. Bury… my body in the clock tower said Leonardo. Leonardo died. God bless him said Chris. If there are any persons who have seen who killed him say it said Chris. Joseph was hours later walking back to Luke, who was after the riot in the cell.

Who has killed him? asked Joseph. I can’t tell said Luke. I have heard from my boss, that if someone reveals you get a cell above our offices with full protection. Richard Pastol said Luke. He get’s a cell above you, right above you said Joseph. Chris was walking to Luke. Come with me, we’ve lot to talk about said Chris.

Part 6

Luke was at the prison. Chris was walking to Luke. I’ve got a message by Richard. Richard said that you will die in over a week. Chris looked back, sorry boy, but there’s nothing I can do. Since you’re here escaping is impossible. Luke was looking at Chris. Richard will being brought in over 2 hours to talk to you.

Joseph was coming. Luke, could I talk to you alone? asked Joseph. I hope so said Luke. Every policeman was going away. Have you heard it? asked Joseph. That he’s trying to kill me? asked Luke. No, Susan Furtus has been kidnapped. And Tommy is finally become a guard for Alice McTale and Sarah Porter said Joseph.

Richard was coming. Hello there said Richard. Could you leave us alone? asked Joseph. Again the police cops were going away. Chris was coming. I wanna hear what you have to say said Chris. We’re all are going to escape today said Richard. Where are you talking about? asked Chris. Richard was taking the knife of Joseph and stabbed Chris in the back. Joseph looked at Richard and Luke, who he made immedialty out of his cell. And now it’s time to escape said Joseph. We have 10 minutes to escape, otherwise we all 3 get the chair said Joseph. How? asked Richard. There’s a rope here that is going to another tower and that’s how we escape said Joseph. In 10 minutes said Richard. It’s all we have said Luke. This is the only time said Luke.

Part 7

And now it’s time to escape said Joseph. Joseph was taking the rope. Come on guys, or do you wanna die? asked Joseph. Luke was taking the rope. Wait! said Richard. I go first said Richard. Richard was taking the rope. We have not much time said Luke.

Police cops were already. Come one said Donald Mohan. The 10 minutes are over guys said Donald. Donald opened the door. Oh my God, sir. They are gone said Donald. Where are they going to? asked a police cop. Max, you know that they have escaped, but the rope is broking down said Donald.

The whole Selva Night prison was locked down. They are already gone. Max Harmsen, you got a call said Donald. From who? asked Max. Joseph said Donald. But it’s Joseph L. Smith, not our Joseph, he would never betray us said Donald.

Joseph, Luke and Richard were outside. We’re finally outside said Richard. What now? asked Luke. Now we’re going to save Susan Furtus said Joseph. Have you all planned this? asked Richard. Indeed I did said Joseph. Joseph looked at Richard. There’s a car coming for us. We have 3 minutes to wait, otherwise we should run and I have not made an escape route.

Donald looked at the rope. Nothing is coming in and out said Donald. Max looked at Donald. Somebody has planned this said Max. This call is already 1 minute ungoing without stopping. Open the gates now said Donald.

We have 2 minutes said Joseph. The gates are open said Joseph. Luke and Richard were looking at each other. We’re dead said Richard. Donald was walking. We’re dead said Luke. Not yet said Richard. A car was coming at the moment that Donald walked outside and was hurt. Donald did take his gun and shot at the man several times.

Run! screamed Richard. Donald and his team were runnin behind Luke, Richard and Joseph. We have nothing said Luke. Luke, Richard and Joseph were in the city. It’s a mile to the parking place said Richard. Donald walked behind them and begon to shoot. A female woman was bleeding. Sir, you should stop with shooting, people will die said Max.

I don’t care, I want them all 3. Today said Donald. Donald looked at the parking place. The parking place closed at that moment. No! Help us said Donald. Donald and his tream were trapped. Joseph was walking to Donald. It’s nice to see you behind trails said Joseph. I will get you Joseph and when I have you, you will get what you want said Donald.

Joseph, Richard and Luke were runnin. NO! screamed Donald. Now it’s time to go to Susan Furtus said Joseph. But you have one problem said Joseph. What? asked Luke. You old-self is going to get all the six cards. You have not much time said Joseph. It’s now or never said Joseph.

Part 8

Luke, Joseph and Richard were runnin. Where are we going to? asked Luke. We’re going to break in the prison where Susan Furtus is held hostage. Luke looked at Joseph. How do you wanna do that? asked Luke. We’re going improvising said Richard. It seems that you know not much from this planet, you’re possible born on another planet laught Joseph.

Joseph was walking to an airline. We’re doing it on my way said Joseph. Where are you talking about? asked Luke. I have planned this a long time, but I have to tell you said Joseph.

Joseph, Luke and Richard were looking at each other. Are you absolutely sure if this is the right thing? asked Luke. Yes, it is said Richard. It’s now or never and maybe it will never solve it all said Richard.

A plane was up in the air. We’re going to land guys said the pilot. Now! said the pilot and the plane crasht through the prison. A lot of people died at that moment in the prison, a lot of female guards and female prisoners.

Richard and Luke were walking through the tunnels. Rick (Editor's Note: Rick Stockland, an FBI Agent) was hurt and Angela (EN: Another FBI Agent) and Susan were lying on the ground. Richard and Luke were walking and saw Rick. Don’t hurt me said Rick. I won’t said Richard and smasht him with his face on the ground. He’s knocked out said Luke.

A few minutes ago

What do you have to tell me? asked Luke. I’m going to attempt suicide said Joseph. It’s the only way to get her free said Joseph.

A few minutes later…

Joseph walked to the plane. Goodbye my friends, stay God be with you said Joseph. Richard and Luke were runnin through the tunnels.

(The Present)

Angela and Susan were lying on the ground. Angela a woke up and took Susan with her. You’re coming with me said Angela. Richard and Luke were still runnin. We should find them said Luke. They are nowhere said Richard.

Luke was runnin back. Richard was climbing up a ladder. There’s a way here up said Richard. Luke was taking Rick. He’s the only one we have said Luke. Don’t kill me said Rick.

Angela and Susan were at Angela’s house. I’m taking you here to hostage. And we have 1 hour to what I want, so girl we have…said Angela.

Luke and Richard were walking to the ladder with Rick. We’re escaping now said Luke. Police cops were walking through the tunnels and when they were there, Luke and Richard were already escaped with Rick.

Part 9

Luke, Rick and Richard were out the tunnel. Let me please live said Rick. Maybe said Richard. I don’t know where she is said Rick angry. But how did you know that there was a plane coming? Seems to me that you can’t planned all this by your own? asked Richard. I can see the future said Rick. I’m not lying said Rick. Maybe said Richard again.

Rick, Richard and Luke were far away from the prison. Angela is taking an airplane tomorrow said Rick. What airplane? asked Richard. I can’t tell, I work for dangerous people said Rick. What date is it? asked Richard. 4 November 2000 said Rick. Tomorrow a plane will leave said Rick. I don’t know what plane. Please don’t kill me said Rick. We won’t not yet said Richard.

It was already night and Rick, Richard and Luke were still searching for evidence. Hello Richard! said a voice. Richard looked behind him. Donald said Richard. Yes, and your finale hour is down said Donald. Richard did take his gun and shoot at Donald who felt dead on the ground.

Did could happen to you to said Richard to Rick. No, please don’t said Rick. I know where they are going to said Rick.

The Next Day

Rick, Richard and Luke were at the airport. So, here would we find them? asked Luke. Yes, you will find him here said Rick.

Where are they, Rick? asked Richard. We should wait until night said Rick. You wanna loose time and you want that people see you with us said Luke. Please, you don’t know what happens if…Richard shot Rick dead. Luke, we have to split up now said Richard.

Richard and Luke were both their on way. Luke was runnin to the train section. There is here a hole said Luke, while runnin on the rails. Richard was runnin into the public with all police cops behind him.

A few hours later

Angela did land at a desert, but didn’t make it safely. Luke and Richard were also at the desert. Angela did explode, but Richard and Luke did jump back. However when Luke looked back, he saw that Richard didn’t move anymore. Oh no, now I’m on my own said Luke. Luke did heard some voices and looked around. Hello! said the little child. Hello said Luke. What’s your name? asked Luke. My name is Anakin Skywalker said Anakin. What? asked Luke.

Part 10

Luke looked at the young Anakin. Luke tooked the young Anakin with him. Luke walked back to the beach. Come with me said Luke. Luke was attacked behind him.

Minutes later woke Luke up. Hello Luke, I’m Olivia Graham. Somebody attacked you from behind. I hope you’re alright said Olivia. Yes, I am said Luke. There was a child, Anakin said Luke. That was the same name as my father had until he was killed by Kendra Belmore. So you think you saw a vision? asked Olivia.

Maybe, but I have lost a good friend, Richard Pastol. What did you say? asked Olivia. Luke was taking his lightsaber from the table and did held Olivia hostage. You’re going to make me a free man said Luke.

Luke was walking with Olivia to the hospital. I won’t kill you said Luke. I’m not a man who kills someone said Luke. The police was already arriving in the building. Luke pusht Olivia on the ground and did make a door closed. Oh my God, said a doctor. I’m holding you hostage old man said Luke. I’m Bernard Jefferson. Mr. Jefferson, you will living if you not betray me said Luke.

Open the window now said Luke. Yes, sir said Bernard. You’re not safe said Bernard. You neither said Luke. Luke was climbing up the hospital. The door was mostly open, Bernard screamed: Luke is there said Bernard.

But Luke was going back and did take the jacket of Bernard, making him falling out of the window. He’s dead said Luke calm. Police cops were looking in the room. There is no one said a police cop.

People were screaming. Luke was taking his mobile. He was runnin to the next window and was in a library. Oh my God, I will never make it safely to the other part of the city.

At the same time, not far from the place where Luke was President Ethan Franklin talking. And today people, were are going to take every terrorism people. We need you to find them said Ethan. As President of the United States on 6 November 2000, we need to take every possibly to take them. We loose our control people only because of them? We wanna have freedom and without terrorism, we could live further.

Luke saw a police officer and attacked him and id put on his clothes. Agent Rawrely, or Sam, you can come to us said a police man. We’re going to take a break said the police man. Yes said Luke as Sam calm. We have never seen you before said the policeman. Yes, I’m a new one here said Luke. Do you have secrets for us? asked the policeman. No! said Luke. Sorry guys said Luke. For what? asked the policeman. Luke did take his gun and shot all the 4 police officers dead. A 5th one was coming, but Luke did attack him.

Luke was runnin out of the library with his gun in the hand. At the same moment was someone shooting at Ethan, who felt on the ground. Oh my God, they see with a gun said Luke. Only one option, run said Luke.

Luke was walking to a short way where no a car could go to. At the same moment was telveison on by much persons: This is the most searched man in the United States: Luke Skywalker. Go search for him now said the news reporter.

A woman looked in the prison at her TV. It was Kendra. Someone has to take him down said Kendra. Our otherwise I will try to break said Kendra to her cellmate. Shirley Deacon looked at her. It’s time to stop the man said Kendra.

Part 13: Epilogue

Other Timeline

Joseph Smith looked at the women prison. Still shocked from what happened. Joseph screamed Dex Luxo. Dex Luxo was runnin to Joseph. These girls hasn’t planned this. It’s too easy. Joseph looked at the prison. I can go with you said Joseph. Have you ever seen them before? asked Dex. We need to talk right now said Dex.

Joseph and Dex were in the room. The escapees are Charlotte Temple Aragragor, Christine Johnson and Samantha Duma. Are they married? asked Joseph. Only Charlotte is married to Shimi Skywalker. The Skywalker family? asked Joseph. I have heard of a Luke Skywalker said Joseph. You’re the craziest man I have ever seen said Dex.

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