Episode V: Escape from the Cell Blocks
Written by Joshua McGraw
*Arrive at a closed door*
<TK-422>Oh, great. How are we going to get into the detention cell blocks now? The door’s closed.
*Obi-Wan cuts the door open with his lightsaber*
<Obi-Wan>There you go.
*TK-421 walks in and trips on the lip as blasterfire sounds from up the corridors. His rifle accidentally discharges*
<TK-421>Watch that first step; it’s a doozy.
*TK-422 trips on ledge, followed by Joe. Bob steps over and starts firing at the targets at the opposite end of the hall*
<TK-421>I warned you guys.
*TK-422 and Joe stand*
<TK-422>Hey, you’re pretty good with that thing.
<Bob>You wanna know my secret?
<TK-422>Yes. That thing can’t hit anything for me.
<Bob>I close my eyes when I shoot.
<TK-421>So you use the Force?
<Bob>No, I just close my eyes and squeeze the trigger. Wait, what are they doing?
<TK-421>Looks like they’re going down the garbage chute.
<TK-421>Don’t they know it contracts?
<TK-422>Frank...I mean, Joe, go down after them.
*Joe disappears down chute*
<Joe>I’m stuck! Wait, it stopped squishing the garbage. Oh, it’s too late. I can hear their screams from here. No, wait, they’re ok! The droid stopped the compressor in time! Sounds like they opened the door. Wait, I’m getting myself free...there!
<TK-422>What do you see?
<Joe>Oh, no...It’s contracting again!
<TK-421>Let’s go down and get Frank.
<TK-422>You mean Joe?
<TK-422>Alright. How about we go down the easy way?
<TK-422>Yeah. There’s stairs right here.
*Opens cell door right next to the garbage chute*
<TK-422>Here we go. Follow me.