<Han> There she is: the Millennium Falcon.
<Han> Not really, she’s just a piece of junk. So anyway, where are you guys headed?
<Luke> Alderaan. Didn’t I say that back in the cantina?
<Han> Yeah, but I just wanted to make sure you hadn’t changed your minds. I’ve had customers do that, you know…there was this time on Sonju V…
<Luke> Could we just get aboard? By the way, how fast does she go?
<Han> She can make eight past lightspeed. We’ll be at Alderaan pretty quickly.
<Luke> As in, eight times the speed of light?
<Han> No, the speed of light to the power of eight.
<C-3PO> Look, sir, stormtroopers.
<Han> Now that’s the worst news I’ve heard all day…
<Obi> Goody, I like stormtroopers.
- *Squad of stormtroopers enters*
<Obi> Stand back, I’ve got a lightsaber, and I know how to use it!
<Luke> You’re holding it backwards.
<Obi> No I’m not! What do you know about lightsabers? *activates lightsaber* Oh, wait, yes I am.
<TK-422> We heard you were leaving, and me and the boys just wanted to say thanks for the blue milk!
<Luke> Don’t mention it.
<TK-422> No, we really appreciate it.
<Luke> No, I mean literally don’t mention it. Please. I just found out that it was originally white…and before it was blue, it was green.
<TK-422> Hey, it’s still good. *stormtroopers exit*
<Han> Well, if we’re gonna beat the rush hour hyperspace traffic, we’re gonna have to leave now.
<Luke> Alright, I suppose we have to go. I just hope I don’t get spacesick from the thought of that…ugh…blue milk.
<Obi> Do we have to?
<Luke> It was your idea! And besides, they’ll kill her if we don’t!
<Obi> They’ll kill her? They can’t do that, she’s your sister!
<Obi> Wow, Anakin’s really affecting me. Now I’m giving away plot details!
<Obi> Vader. You know...the guy with the red lightsaber and really bad anthem.
<Luke> Well, are we going to sit around giving away the plot all day, or are we going to rescue…my sister. Wow, that sounds weird. I have a sister.
<Han> Don’t let it go to your head, kid. Women are a headache, especially royalty. Anyway, let’s go.
<Obi> Yes, let’s leave before I tell you…
<Han> Just shut up and get on the ship!