Tatooine
-Obi’s house
<Obi>Welcome to my humble abode.
<Luke> Thanks, but…who are you?
<Obi> I am Obi-Wan “Ben” Kenobi, who can still do an amazing Jedi backflip.
<Luke> Great. I’ve never heard of you.
<Obi> Oh, of course. I’d forgotten that I’ve been a hermit for the last seventeen years. Anyway, I’m Obi-Wan “Ben” Kenobi, who can still do an amazing Jedi backflip.
<Luke> You just said that. And I’ve still never heard of you.
<Obi> Oh, but I know you, Princess Leia Organa, who is sympathetic to stormtroopers.
<Luke> Uh…who’s Leia, and why is she sympathetic to stormtroopers? I’m Luke, not Leia.
<Obi> Oh, of course. I always get twins mixed up.
<Luke> Twins? I have a twin sister? Who’s a princess?
<Obi> I have something for you.
<Luke> You have something for me? Oh, goody, I like presents. You didn’t answer my question.
- *Obi heads over to a box in the corner, purposely ignoring Luke*
- *Obi opens the box and withdraws a smaller box.*
<Luke> Hooray. A box.
<Obi> Open the box.
- *Luke opens the box, withdraws a baby krayt dragon*
<Luke> I always wanted my very own pet krayt dragon!
<Obi> Sorry, wrong box.
- *Withdraws another lightsaber-shaped box*
<Obi> Here, it’s this one.
- *Luke opens box and takes lightsaber*
<Luke> What is it?
<Obi> It’s your father’s lightsaber. He wanted you to have it.
<Luke> Really? Wow, this is special.
<Obi> Just kidding! It’s a lightsaber that I made for you that has absolutely no significance to it at all.
<Luke> Oh…
<R2-D2> *whistles*
<C-3PO> Artoo says he has an urgent message.
- *Hologram of Leia appears, speaking binary*
<C-3PO> She says that she has been captured and was forced to eat the Death Star plans. She is scheduled for termination on the battle station in two hours.
<Obi> Where is this “Death Star” now?
<C-3PO> Alderaan. It’s on Alderaan.
<Obi> Let’s go.
<Luke> I need to go home to pack. It shouldn’t take more than an hour.
<Obi> Ok, we have time. We can stop by on the way to Mos Eisley.