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Tatooine
-Obi’s house

<Obi>Welcome to my humble abode.

<Luke> Thanks, but…who are you?

<Obi> I am Obi-Wan “Ben” Kenobi, who can still do an amazing Jedi backflip.

<Luke> Great. I’ve never heard of you.

<Obi> Oh, of course. I’d forgotten that I’ve been a hermit for the last seventeen years. Anyway, I’m Obi-Wan “Ben” Kenobi, who can still do an amazing Jedi backflip.

<Luke> You just said that. And I’ve still never heard of you.

<Obi> Oh, but I know you, Princess Leia Organa, who is sympathetic to stormtroopers.

<Luke> Uh…who’s Leia, and why is she sympathetic to stormtroopers? I’m Luke, not Leia.

<Obi> Oh, of course. I always get twins mixed up.

<Luke> Twins? I have a twin sister? Who’s a princess?

<Obi> I have something for you.

<Luke> You have something for me? Oh, goody, I like presents. You didn’t answer my question.

*Obi heads over to a box in the corner, purposely ignoring Luke*
*Obi opens the box and withdraws a smaller box.*

<Luke> Hooray. A box.

<Obi> Open the box.

*Luke opens the box, withdraws a baby krayt dragon*

<Luke> I always wanted my very own pet krayt dragon!

<Obi> Sorry, wrong box.

*Withdraws another lightsaber-shaped box*

<Obi> Here, it’s this one.

*Luke opens box and takes lightsaber*

<Luke> What is it?

<Obi> It’s your father’s lightsaber. He wanted you to have it.

<Luke> Really? Wow, this is special.

<Obi> Just kidding! It’s a lightsaber that I made for you that has absolutely no significance to it at all.

<Luke> Oh…

<R2-D2> *whistles*

<C-3PO> Artoo says he has an urgent message.

*Hologram of Leia appears, speaking binary*

<C-3PO> She says that she has been captured and was forced to eat the Death Star plans. She is scheduled for termination on the battle station in two hours.

<Obi> Where is this “Death Star” now?

<C-3PO> Alderaan. It’s on Alderaan.

<Obi> Let’s go.

<Luke> I need to go home to pack. It shouldn’t take more than an hour.

<Obi> Ok, we have time. We can stop by on the way to Mos Eisley.

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