Tatooine
-Meet Luke
<Owen> Luke, come up here! The Jawas are here, and it’s your birthday today!'
<Luke> Coming!
- *Jawas set up droids with Artoo and Threepio numbers three and five in the seven-droid line. Luke arrives*
<Owen> Pick any two of your choice, Luke. Happy birthday!
<Luke> That one and that one. *points to two droids at the end of the line as Threepio and Artoo*
- *droids explode*
<Luke> Ok…those two! *points to two droids at other end of the line*
- *droids explode*
<Luke> That one? *points to droid between Artoo and Threepio*
<Owen> We’ll take those two. *points to Artoo and Threepio*
- *Threepio and Artoo follow Luke inside*
<Owen> How much?
<Jawa> Houdini!
- *Owen hands over credits*
Death Star
-Threaten Leia
<Darth Vader> Tell us where the plans for the Death Star are hidden!
<Leia> We’ve been over this. You have to find out for yourself.
<Darth Vader> Oh, yeah…I meant, where is your Rebel base?
<Leia> I can’t tell you.
<Darth Vader> I’ll give you a Wookiee Cookiee…
<Leia> You can’t bribe me! And what would I want with Wookiee treats anyway?
<Darth Vader> It’s not…never mind.
- *Tarkin enters*
<Leia> Grand Moff Tarkin, who mixes up his words. I expected you to be holding Vader’s leash.
<Tarkin> I’m not here to hold Vader’s leash, you poodle! I let brawn do that.
<Leia> I’m not a poodle! And who’s Braun?
<Tarkin> I mean fool! I’m not here to hold Vader’s leash, you fool! And I meant Pawn. I mean, Thrawn!
- *camera pans to reveal Vader with a rope around his neck. Camera follows rope to Thrawn*
<Leia> Oh. So why are you here?
<Tarkin> Where is your Rebel base?
<Leia> I should have guessed…
<Tarkin> We’ll show you a computer simulation of Alderaan!
<Leia> What’ll that do?
<Tarkin> I mean, we’ll blow up Alderaan!
<Leia> You wouldn’t dare! No one dies in this series!
<Tarkin> Well, my young slave girl, that is where you are wrong…
<Leia> Slave girl? I’m a Princess!
<Tarkin> That’s what I meant.