Bespin
-Attempt to rescue Han
<Leia> Oh, no! What are we going to do? Now Luke’s going to be captured, too!
<Lando> Not if I can help it!
- *Lobot singlehandedly knocks every stormtrooper unconscious and gathers their weapons*
<Lando> Thank you, Lobot, for your assistance.
<Lobot> You’re very welcome, sir.
- *Rush to landing pad, where Lobot fights Fett. Fight ends with Fett knocking Lobot off the edge and running into ship*
- *Lobot climbs back over edge as ship takes off*
<Lando> He got away! I’m sorry for my failure, Leia.
<Leia> We still have a chance! To the Falcon!
<Lando> Yes, we’ll chase him to Tatooine if we have to!
<Leia> Tatooine? But what about Luke? I was thinking just to the edge of the system.
<Lando> Luke can take care of himself. It’s Han we’ve got to worry about.
-Fight Darth Vader
<Vader> So, you have come. It is a fight!...to the death.
<Luke> Death, or dismemberment?
<Vader> What kind of question is that? If I dismember you, aren’t you going to die?
<Luke> Of course not. We’re plastic, so we can’t die. We can only be dismembered.
<Vader> Of course you can die! What if I cut your torso in half?
<Luke> With your plastic lightsaber?
<Vader> Sh! The audience thinks they’re real.
<Luke> Sorry…
<Vader> So what if I cut your torso in half?
<Luke> You can’t for more reasons than the plasticity of your lightsaber. The other reason is that the writer won’t allow it.
<Vader> The writer? What power does he have?
- *Anvil falls beside Vader, almost squashing him*
<Vader> Ah! Ok, I surrender!
<Luke> So are we going to duel to dismemberment, or what?
- *Luke and Vader duel, Luke escapes first duel room. Move to second, where Luke loses his hand and falls down pit*
-Rescue Luke
<Lando> Leia, can you see where we are? We seem to have run into a cloud bank.
<Leia> I’ll go up top and see what I can see.
- *Leia leaves cockpit*
- *Cut to scene of Luke falling and screaming*
<Leia> *opens topside hatch of Falcon* Funny, it’s clearer here. *pulls out comlink* Lando, you’ve turned us completely around in this cloud bank. Now we’re right under Cloud City again! *looks up* What’s that falling thing? Ah, can’t be that important.
<Lando> *over comlink* I’m turning us around.
- *Falcon turns, over steers*
<Leia> No, that’s too far.
- *Falcon turns back*
<Leia> Too far again.
- *Falcon turns back*
<Leia> *extends arms* That’s perfect! *Luke falls from sky into Leia’s arms* Luke! How’d you get here?
<Lando> *over comlink* Luke’s here? How’d he get here?
<Leia> I dunno. He just fell from the sky and I caught him.
<Lando> Oh. Ok, bring him in.
<Leia> Roger that. *Sets Luke down* Luke, you’re missing your hand!
<Luke> My Rolex!
<Leia> You lose your hand and all you can think about is your watch?
<Luke> What do you expect? I studied to be a lawyer on Tatooine. I care about other things, too. Like…my lightsaber! Oh, no…Old Ben’s gonna kill me.
- *Descend and close hatch. Falcon flies away*