Asteroid
-Escape Domain fleet/asteroid field/large asteroid
<Han> Ok, now the hyperdrive won’t work.
<Leia> That’s ok; she’s a good ship on the whole.
<Han> Ok, this may sound crazy, but we’re going into the asteroid field.
<C-3PO> Into the asteroid field? Sir, the odds of us successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 1 to 1,720!
<Han> That good, huh?
<C-3PO> Well, if we weren’t main characters, it would be 1,720 to 1, but since we’re the stars…
<Han> I get it, Goldenrod.
- *Enter asteroid field. TIEs pursue, one by one their wings are knocked off by asteroids*
<Leia> Good job with those TIEs!
<Han> TIEs? Where? I’m just trying not to get killed by asteroids!
<C-3PO> That looks like a good place to stop and fix the hyperdrive, sir.
<Han> Ok.
- *Falcon lands in asteroid*
-Fixing the Falcon
<Han> Hand me the hydrospanner.
<Chewie> Grawwr.
<Han> What do you mean, we don’t have a hydrospanner?
<Chewie> Grawwr.
<Han> We left it on Hoth? Wait, we only have one hydrospanner?
<Chewie> Grawwr.
<Han> I know we don’t have any now! My question is, why don’t we have a spare?
<Chewie> Grawwr.
<Han> Hold on, how many did you say Lando borrowed?
<Chewie> Grawwr.
<Han> The whole set? That’s 26 hydrospanners! How many could he possibly have needed?! If I ever get this ship fixed…
- *Falcon rocks*
<Leia> Han, you’d better get up here!
- *Han runs to cockpit*
<Leia> Mynock!
<Han> Chewie and I’ll clean them off. Just sit tight and wait for us to return.