-Probe hits planet
- *Two X-wings flying in formation*
<Luke> See anything strange on the scanners, Wedge?
<Wedge> Negative…wait, it looks like an asteroid coming through over there.
<Luke> I’m intercepting a transmission…Domain probe droid code. Wait, it’s gone. Must’ve self-destructed.
- *static on radio*
<Han> Man, am I glad to see you guys. The Falcon’s nav systems went haywire and I crash-landed here! So while I’ve been fixing the Falcon, Chewie’s been working on building a base.
<Luke> A base? Maybe we can help you with repairs, and since you won’t be needing the base anymore, we could use it. We’ll pay you well.
<Han> Oh, no, I’m not falling for that one again. I’m giving it to you for free.
<Luke> Well, that works.
<Han> On the condition that I can stay.
<Luke> You drive a hard bargain…you know what having a scoundrel with us will do to our self-image?
<Han> Your outlaw image?
<Luke> Point taken. Alright, it’s a deal.
<Han> Great! Alright, get down here and I’ll show you around.
<Luke> Roger that. *lands X-wing* Wedge, report back to fleet, tell them we’ve found a base.
<Wedge> Roger that. *exit Wedge*
<Han> Luke, buddy, come over here! *Luke leaps down next to red X on ground* And don’t step on… *Luke steps on big red X and falls through into Wampa lair* …the…never mind.
Super Star Destroyer Executor
<Communications officer> Sir, the report from the probe droid sent to the Hoth system.
<Piett> Ignore it. It’s probably just a false alarm.
<Vader> What is this? The Hoth system? The Rebels are there.
<Piett> Sir, there are so many uncharted settlements – pirates and smugglers and the like – that we cannot ascertain for certain that these are, in fact, Rebels.
<Vader> The Rebels are there.
<Piett> How can you be certain?
<Vader> Because. Look at the camera crew. The red light’s on. Why would they be filming unless we were onto something?
<Vader> You must learn from the Master, Captain. Perhaps one day you will become an Admiral.
-Luke with wampa
<Luke> Gee, Han, thanks. Now I’m stuck in a cave on top of this furry white mountain.
- *Luke climbs off monstrous sleeping wampa*
<Luke> He’s got a good idea. Sleeps in his fur coat. Well, I’d better see if this tunnel leads anywhere.