-Arrive on planet
<Mon Mothma> Leia! Thank goodness you’re alright. We heard about Alderaan and feared the worst.
<Leia> Yes…all those lives…lost…
<Mon Mothma> Lost? Someone died?
<Leia> They blew up the planet. Of course people died!
<Mon Mothma> Alderaan was blown up?
<Bail> What happened to Alderaan?
<Luke> Nothing! Wrong coordinates. Alderaan’s fine.
<Leia> But I saw it with my own two eyes! These two, right here!
<Mon Mothma> Couldn’t have been. I just got off HoloNet with a cousin of mine on Alderaan.
<Han> It’s true. When we got there to rescue the Princess, Alderaan was gone!
<Luke> *under his breath* It’s because you’re an incompetent map reader…
<Mon Mothma> No matter. Whether Alderaan is there or not, we have a bigger problem.
<Leia> Which is?
<Mon Mothma> The Death Star tracked your ship.
<Luke> Not his ship. She’s untraceable!
<Han> Actually, she’s a piece of junk. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’d traced her.
<Mon Mothma> Not your ship. *turns to Bail* Yours!
<Bail> Ok, you’ve caught me. I’m…
<Mon Mothma> Completely innocent, I’m sure. We forgive you.
<Bail> I was going to say, “a Domain spy,” but I like innocent much better.
<C-3PO> The Death Star is coming!
<Leia> How many lanterns? The code is 1 if by land, 2 if by hyperspace travel!
<Luke> Do you seriously think they’re coming by land?
<Leia> Ok, scratch that. Maybe they’re coming via wormhole. There we go, it’s 1 if by wormhole, 2 if by hyperspace travel, 3 if by hyperspace window, 4 if by teleportation, 5 if by kayak, 6 if by ocean liner, 7 if by TIE fighter, 8 if by…
<Luke> It’s two.
<Leia> Oh. But I wasn’t finished!
<C-3PO> Might I remind you that the Death Star is coming?
<Mon Mothma> Quick, to the fighters!
<Dodonna> To the briefing room!
- *Everyone leaves for the briefing room except Mon Mothma*
<Mon Mothma> I like my idea better…
-Prep for battle
<Dodonna> As you all know, the Death Star is attempting to clear the planet. We are organizing an attack against the station to destroy this superweapon once and for all!
<Wedge> But wouldn’t that kill people? Is that even allowed in this series?
<Dodonna> Don’t underestimate the writer of this script…they broke the rule first. We have just received word that Alderaan has been destroyed.
<Luke> Actually, it wasn’t destroyed. Our coordinates were just wrong, and we were in an asteroid field that made it appear as if the planet were actually destroyed.
<Dodonna> I have spoken with Captain Solo myself. There is no chance of that, young Luke. We must destroy the Death Star while we have the chance. Now, to your fighters!
<Mon Mothma> Finally…