-Padmé gives birth
- *Bail Organa sets next to Padmé, who is lying down.*
<Bail> Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, who can do an amazing Jedi backflip...
- *Obi does Amazing Jedi backflip in.*
<Bail> Wow! That really is amazing! Anyway. We have to get Padmé out of here! She’s going into labor!
<Obi-Wan> No. I have to go back and put Anakin back together…wait! Who are you?
<Bail> I’m Bail Organa, the intelligent, respectable Senator.
<Obi-Wan> How’d you get here?
<Bail> Ask the writers.
<Obi-Wan> I just might. But after I get Padmé out of here and come back to but Anakin back together.
<Bail> Padmé, breathe.
- *Padmé gives birth.*
<Obi-Wan> He said breathe not give birth! She’s mute and deaf!
<Padmé> I’m not mute!
<Obi> Her lips are moving, but nothing is coming out! It’s like she’s trying to tell me something!
<Bail> Master Obi-Wan Ken...uh, Obi-Wan, you’re panicking. Just help me with the next one.
<Obi-Wan> Next one?
<Bail> Yes, twins.
- *Padmé gives birth again.*
<Obi-Wan> This is too much.
<Bail> What do you want to call them?
<Obi-Wan> I don’t know. They’re not my kids!
<Bail> Obi-Wan, calm down!
<Padmé> *mumbling* Luke and Leia.
<Obi-Wan> Bail, do you hear something?
<Bail> Those are beautiful names.
<Padmé> Thank you.
<Obi-Wan> Wait! I heard her!
- *Padmé passes away.*
<Bail> She’s gone.
<Obi-Wan> No, wait. 5...4...3...2...1...
- *Padmé gasps for air.*
<Obi-Wan> I hate it when they do this.
- *Padmé passes away again.*
<Bail> Now, she’s gone.
<Obi-Wan> No, not yet. This continues a couple times.
- *Padmé gasps for air again.*
<Obi-Wan> Well, that went fast. Normally they take forever to finally get around. So, umm, what about the kids?
<Bail> We have to get them to a home. You take the boy to Tatooine, to his family, and watch over him there. I’ll take the girl and raise her as my own.
<Obi-Wan> Sounds good! We should leave at once.
<Bail> That’s the smartest thing you’ve said this episode.
- *All exit, including Padmé.*
-Obi-Wan and others leave
-Sidious arrives to help Anakin
- *Sidious enters to see Anakin facing the opposite direction he was earlier.*
<Anakin> Guys! Is that you?
<Sidious> It is I. Glad to see you alive.
<Anakin> What happened to Padmé?
<Sidious> It appears, she is gone.
<Sidious> Clones pick him up.
- *Clones pick up half of Anakin and place him on stretcher, and carry him off.*
-Obi arrives on homestead
- *Obi arrives at homestead.*
<Obi-Wan> Hello! Hello? Is anybody home?
- *No response. Obi leaves Luke at doorstep.*
-Darth Vader transformation
- *Dark room. Imperial March playing in background from Lego Boombox. Darth Vader’s platform tilts upward to reveal the mechanical version. Darth Vader falls forward.*
<Vader> I think I’m a little top-heavy.