-Yoda meets Chewbacca
- *Yoda enters.*
<Yoda> Hello. My name is Master Yoda, the wise dyslexic Jedi Master, I came with Clone Troopers. I’m here to save you.
<Yoda> Who’s Leia?
<Yoda> Why does everybody insist on giving away details of later episodes?
<Yoda> You’re name is Chewbacca. Pleased to meet you.
<Yoda> I know! Just take me to the battle. *whispers* How dare he comment on my height.
- *Both leave.*
-Clones turn on him
- *Both enter.*
<Yoda> You there! Clone Troopers! Where are all the Battle Droids, the nice embodiments of destruction!
<Clone Trooper> Over there *Camera pans over to see a troop of droids.*
<Yoda> What do you mean he’s bad?
<Yoda> You saw him talking to a holographic figure of Darth Sidious, the mastermind behind it all. When?
<Yoda> Just now!
- *Yoda turns to face the Clone, who has a gun pointed at him.*
<Clone Trooper> What?
<Yoda> You weren’t going to shoot me, were you?
<Clone Trooper> Of course not. *Turns around and motions more Clones in.*
<Yoda> Why are you motioning more Clones in?
<Clone Trooper> *Whispers.* Call in the Tank.
- *Turbo Tank rolls in. Mace Windu pops out.*
<Yoda> Master Windu?
<Mace Windu> What? I came with the bet. Oh, right. And Palpatine ib Darth Bidioub, the mabtermind behind it all, the Bith Lord. He ordered Order bixty-bix, to kill all the Jedi.
<Yoda> Oh, thank you.
<Yoda> Good point. Let’s go.
- *Both exit.*
<Mace Windu> Bo...I can go now, right?
<Clone Trooper 1> Yep.
<Clone Trooper 2> Yeah.
<Clone Trooper 3> Go ahead.
<Mace Windu> Thank you.
- *Mace exits.*
-Chewbacca helps Yoda escape
- *Yoda enters.*
<Yoda> Hurry up! You’re supposed to be protecting me.
- *Chewie creeps in.*
<Yoda> You’re afraid of the dark? But you’re a Wookiee! Oh, never mind. Do you want to get killed.
<Yoda> Yeah, I though you would be afraid of that, too.
- *Han runs in.*
<Han> I’m here to free the Wookiees!
<Han> Then when?
<Han> Oh, ok.
- *Han leaves.*
<Yoda> Goodbye, Chewbacca, who is afraid of the dark. I’m going to go into exile. It was nice knowing you.
<Yoda> No, Exile! Not suicide!
<Yoda> I’ll miss you, too. Goodbye.
- *Title saying, “Oops. Forgot to dub that one.”*
- *Yoda leaves. Han runs back in.*