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Control Ship:

<Qui-Gon> Let’s go to Naboo

<Obi-Wan> There! An MTT.

*QG + OW jump inside the MTT from the front. Two Droids walk up.*

<Droid> Don’t use that. It’s only partially done.

*Zooms out to see it’s not finished. OW pops out of roof.*

<Obi-Wan> Master, this could be a problem.


<Padmé> No, I will never sign your peace treaty!

<Droid> Here’s a pen.

<Padmé> Well...since you asked nicely, sure I’ll sign your treaty!

*Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan jump in and slice up droids*

<Padmé> What was that for? They really are nice mechanized embodiments of destruction once you get to know them.

<Qui-Gon> I am Qui-Gon Jinn, the benevolent Jedi Master, and this is my apprentice, Obi-Wan Kenobi, who can do an amazing Jedi Back Flip.

<Padmé> You ruined the Peace Treaty!

<Obi-Wan> We are here to save you.

<Padmé> Are you guys hearing a single thing I’m saying?

<Obi-Wan> Master Qui-Gon Jinn, the benevolent Jedi Master, we must get her back to Coruscant ASAP.

<Padmé> Apparently not.

<Qui-Gon> You are right, Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi, who can do an amazing Jedi Back Flip. We must.

*Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan look at Padmé…and close in on her.*

<Padmé> What? Why are you guys looking at me like that? No! Stay back!

*A Caution sign appears warning viewers of the morbid violence that’s about to happen. Audience hears a brief struggle, then a popping sound.*
*Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon exit room with Padmé’s head in their hands.*

<Padmé> No! Let me go! I’m not going!

<Obi-Wan> Master? Do you think we should bring the rest of the body?

<Qui-Gon> We won’t need it.

<Padmé> What about me? Maybe I need it.

*Qui-Gon turns to look at Obi-Wan.*

<Qui-Gon> Do you hear something?

<Obi-Wan> Nope.

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