Geonosis
-The arena
<Anakin>We came to rescue you, Master!
<Obi-Wan>But you were captured before me!
<Anakin>Oh. So you came to rescue us?
<Obi-Wan>Yes.
<Anakin>Good job.
<Dooku>Today, my friends, is the ultimate demonstration of the most ferocious creature in the galaxy…
<Anakin>An Acklay?
<Dooku>Erm…no.
<Padmé>A rancor?
<Obi-Wan>A rancor?
<Padmé>*sighs*
<Dooku>Uh…no.
<Anakin>A larger-than-life, dripping-with-mucus, green-eyed, sharp-toothed, nerf?
<Dooku>How’d you guess?
<Anakin>That’s really what it is?
<Dooku>Yup. You are a smart one.
<Padmé>Told you.
<Obi-Wan>Do you hear something?
<Anakin>Yes.
<Dooku>Can we just get on with this?
<Obi-Wan>Of course.
<Dooku>*Turns away from trio* Release the nerf!
*A distant roar is heard*
<Obi-Wan>It was nice knowing you, Anakin.
<Anakin>Relax, Master. It’s only a nerf.
*Dooku exits, nerf enters, Padmé starts climbing pole*
<Anakin>A larger-than-life, dripping-with-mucus, green-eyed, sharp-toothed nerf, yes, but a nerf all the same.
<Obi-Wan>We can handle ourselves, but what about Padmé?
<Anakin>She seems to be on top of things.
<Padmé>Look at me! I’m up so high!
<Obi-Wan>Ah. Well, let’s see if we can do something about this nerf.
*The nerf runs into pillars and knocks them over. An LAAT/i lands nearby. Anakin, Padmé, and Obi-Wan leave the wreckage and walk over towards LAAT/i.*
<Mace>Thib party’b over.
<Dooku>Mace Windu, who can’t pronounce his s’s. A noble stand, but one Jedi against my new army of Super Battle Droids, larger nice embodiments of destruction, will surely fall.
<Mace>What makeb you think I’m alone?
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*All the Jedi we can get together minus Anakin, Obi Wan, and Yoda leap down beside Mace*
*As many SBDs as we have march up, followed by as many B1s as we have*
*Jedi fight it out, are slowly surrounded*
<Dooku>All is lost, Jedi. Give it up!
<Jedi 1>Look, an LAAT/i!
<Jedi 2>LAAT/i? Where?
<Jedi 1>Up, you idiot.
*LAAT/i lands, clone troopers pile out*
<Yoda>Come in, you must. Escape, we will!
<Mace>With habte, people!
*Jedi pile in, clones pile in, doors close, leaving only droids*
<The Cleaner Guy>Great, now I’ve got photocopies to clean up, too.