"The Ballad of Boba Fett" was a song written by Jasper Jummmand of Exlis Prime. It was set up as a story about the bounty hunter Boba Fett and lasted from 8 to 15 minutes depending on the performance, however the album version was 9 minutes and 3 seconds. Several sections of the song had different interludes and time arrangements. Jasper might talk fast or sing slow as the narrator of the piece and would play out the parts of others. Jasper would then engage in a Mando'an rap.
(Note: It's quite hard to think of lyrics for the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy, to be continued/edited/altered/destroyed)
Lyrics[]
Boba dreams of Kamino and Tipoca
While strangling that white sorbak Bib Fortuna
Here's how the man got by
Docking Bay 94 was nice
Found some beskar for the planet
Durge had issues, killed him twice
That fargle Windu's got it comin'
Join the Guild, you'll fit in
Sintas and Ailyn so dear to him
Track the lady with the weird buns
but follow the order: No disintegrations
Yo Boba Yo Boba Yo Boba Listen up!
And Han Solo was a dead man
But frozen alive for another day
To get his shebs kicked another way
Sise was such a sissy
A crimelord acting so prissy
Only non-Jedi that could survive Vadah
KYD-21'll put a hole through ya
And a thermdet didn't do spit
To a man with twin rockets
Flew through the air and bounties he would find
Pulled 'em in while they were still cryin'
Carries carbonite on his back
Carbine blasters for the attack
Slave I hiding in an asteroid field
Watch your back or you'll get killed
Son of Jango, clone to all
Panna didn't look that small
Other hunters sit in their cells
Zuckuss was creepy, Bossk just smells.
"Send me to Jabba! Send me to Jabba!"
Princess Leia knew that the risk was large
"I need to get close with a chain
So I can choke that chuff-sucking piece of flarg"
He may have lost his foot during the famed Force Kick
But you'd escape a million sarlaccs Boba lickety-split.
Talk to some rotting folks and shoot out of there.
Geez don't any of those people have any hair?
Frack those zombies, need a hivemind to think
But more sensible than a certain Mr. Binks
We Rimkins know where its at, cause our boy Boba is down with that
Protecting the homeland, Mando'ade got skills
Where's a Vong mudcrutch that I can kill?
Yo Boba Yo Boba Yo Boba Getting right to it!
Mando'an rap[]
Bobika cuyo ky'ram bal a'den bah an chakaare. Te dha dar'yaim par darasuum. Hukaat'kama! Mando'ad draar digur kov'nyn...