The Mission to Bizzaro took place during the War of Wars.
Prelude[]
The world of Bizzaro was a strange world, so strange that it was said that the only reality there is that there is no reality. Certain objects changed form at a whim, others are phantasms, like a chair, solid enough... until you sit down and nothing's there. The world itself was not round, or square, or any shape at all. It shifted as though it were a great ball of water in space, but it was solid, being stretched like elastic, parts going outside of its atmosphere, or rather, the atmosphere peeling away from parts of the planet itself. Such chaos was perfect for a Sith base. Sith Lord Darth Funnybottom created a base there for the use of him and his Sith. As few people would dare venture to it, and those that thought they could generally died of heart failure within the first ten minutes, he made it public knowledge, taunting the Republic, even going so far as to name it Bizarro Toyland.
The Mission[]
Finally, the Republic had enough. They sent their best operative, Ehe Vattumswarth, to infiltrate and destroy the base. WHen she arrived, she left her assault sattelite in orbit. She flew in her Jedi Courier, and tried to land on a landing platform. When she did, it dissolved, and she took off again. The next one moved back and forth. When she was about to land, it moved. She followed it, and it returned to its former position. Realizing the futility of landing here, she went on to the next one, but it turned into a great sarlacc and grabbed her ship. As it was being pulled into the sarlacc's maw, she ejected and landed on a walkway. When she got out of the cockpit, she saw the sarlacc throw her ship to the ground, which promptly turned to lava. She walked along the corridor, when suddenly, she began to float upwards. Gravity had ceased to affect the base for the moment, and three sith and an automated cannon poked out and began attacking. She brandished her lightsaber and blaster, and her bodyguard droids, which had landed in their own starfighters, took out their cannons, and began blasting the Sith. However, two of the five automatic cannons swiftly destroyed the two droids, but by that time, the Sith were dwindling, with only two left in the hallway. Vattumswarth called in an orbital strike. Several laser beams penetrated the ceiling, killing the two sith and one of the four remaining cannons, and then a missiled flew in and destroyed the other three. Ehe continued her mission, using stun darts, orbital bombardments, her cloaking device (Which she had to be stationary to use), her shield, and several other gadgets to get to the main core. Darth Funnybottom was waiting for her.
Duel[]
Darth Funnybottom zapped her with Sith Lightning, but the electricity was blocked by her energy shield. She blasted with her pistol, but he used his crimson lightsaber to deflect the shots. She ignited her violet blade, then advanced on him. He leapt at her, and she dropped, making him overshoot. She tried orbital boombardments, but flak guns had taken out her sattelite. She then tried a different tactic, using stun darts. It worked, but as she was targeting her pistol, he revived and used the Force to pull her gun out of her hand. She used miniature tractor beams in her gauntlets to pull it back, but the two forces pulling on it broke the gun in half. She managed to pull both halves back and put them away, then use repulsor boots to leap at the Sith. With a violent blow, she knocked his lightsaber out of his hand, then jumped away, using explosive rocket darts to finish him off. She then planted five of her six sticky grenades on the core and began to escape. Just then, Funnybottom got his lightsaber and ignited it. She smashed it, then threw her other sticky grenade on him. It stuck, and detonated, and that was the end of Darth Funnybottom. She then escaped, went to the landing platform, got in one of her bodyguard's ships, then detonated the explosives. The massive base exploded, taking the other fighter with it. Then, the bizzareness of Bizzaro put it back together, but absolutely nothing worked. It was a shell full of dead Sith, broken devices, and crushed cannons.