The Fanon Menace/Season 1/Episode 9 script

The Clones of Lama Su

-Meets Clone Army

*Walk down hallway to a balcony overlooking the Clone Army*

 Magnificent, aren’t they.

Not really…they’re all yellow.

Yes, well, they’re a work in progress.

How about white? White can be intimidating.

Not really.

Well, white is my favorite color! And besides, they all look sick in yellow!

Fine, their armor can be white…but we’re sticking with the yellow for commanders and pilots.

Fine. Be stubborn.

Jackie Chan!

Did he follow us?

Unfortunately, he’s our top engineer. He’s allowed wherever he wants to be.

Bumblebee!

Just ignore the idiot.

I’m trying.

Now, would you like to meet them?

Yes, please.

*LS, and K1 and 2 jump down to the clones. Obi follows after a slight hesitation and lands on his head*

<LS>Here we are.

<Obi>Ouch. So can I meet them?

<LS>Of course. But no touching. They’re very delicate.

<Obi>Delicate soldiers?

<LS>Emotionally delicate. They seem to be bound in a way that we can’t figure out. *Turns to Clone Army* Clones, identify yourselves!

<Clones>WE ARE CT-1 THROUGH 1,000,000.

<Obi>Impressive. But do they have to speak all at once?

<Clones>YES. LIKE LLAMA SU TOLD YOU, WE ARE EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO EACH OTHER AND THEREFORE MUST SPEAK AS ONE.

<Obi>What if you’re on different planets?

<Clones>WE’LL CROSS THAT BRIDGE WHEN WE HAVE TO.

<Obi>They seem like stable soldiers to me. So when do we meet this Frank?

<LS>Right now. Follow me.

*The group starts walking*

<LS>Apart from his pay, which is considerable, Frank demanded only one thing.

<Obi>Which was?

<LS>That he could demand two things.

<Obi>Oh. Those things were?

<LS>An unaltered clone for himself named Jango Fett. He promptly gave the photocopy away to Lord Tyrannus, whose identity you are not supposed to know until you track Fett to Geonosis.

<Obi>And the second demand?

<LS>Another unaltered clone for himself, which he promptly gave to Jango Fett, who called him Boba. Fett.

<Obi>I should very much like to meet this bounty hunter. Frankly, Frank doesn’t interest me much anymore.

<LS>In a moment. It appears that there are several guests waiting for you by your fighter.

<K1>Indiana Jones! And if not him, Harrison Ford! And if not him, then Han Solo!

<Obi>I shall see the guests immediately.