The Fanon Menace/Season 2/Episode 18 script

Asteroid -Escape Domain fleet/asteroid field/large asteroid

 Ok, now the hyperdrive won’t work.

 That’s ok; she’s a good ship on the whole.

 Ok, this may sound crazy, but we’re going into the asteroid field.

 Into the asteroid field? Sir, the odds of us successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 1 to 1,720!

 That good, huh?

 Well, if we weren’t main characters, it would be 1,720 to 1, but since we’re the stars…

 I get it, Goldenrod.


 * *Enter asteroid field. TIEs pursue, one by one their wings are knocked off by asteroids*

 Good job with those TIEs!

 TIEs? Where? I’m just trying not to get killed by asteroids!

 That looks like a good place to stop and fix the hyperdrive, sir.

 Ok.


 * *Falcon lands in asteroid*

-Fixing the Falcon

 Hand me the hydrospanner.

 Grawwr.

 What do you mean, we don’t have a hydrospanner?

 Grawwr.

 We left it on Hoth? Wait, we only have one hydrospanner?

<Chewie> Grawwr.

<Han> I know we don’t have any now! My question is, why don’t we have a spare?

<Chewie> Grawwr.

<Han> Hold on, how many did you say Lando borrowed?

<Chewie> Grawwr.

<Han> The whole set? That’s 26 hydrospanners! How many could he possibly have needed?! If I ever get this ship fixed…


 * *Falcon rocks*

<Leia> Han, you’d better get up here!


 * *Han runs to cockpit*

<Leia> Mynock!

<Han> Chewie and I’ll clean them off. Just sit tight and wait for us to return.