Star Wars: The Yuuzhan Vong/ Chapter 3: Yuuzhan Vong

“Rise, my legion. Rise!” A foul-smelling creature yelled with his arms waving up and down. This thing stood around seven feet and six inches tall, with gastly red eyes. There were around two thousand of his minions cheering; causing even more of an uproar. “Let’s teach these Republic scumbags how we do business.” Carg commenced to reawaken and then panicked, crawling back to where he had hoped there was safety.

“Yuuzhan Vong? Out here? Now??” Rex whispered to himself.

“What? I can’t hear you!” Rahr yelled loudly, right before Rex covered his mouth. Luckily due to the amount of cheering and yelling of their own, the Yuuzhan Vong did not hear.

“Long life to Shimrra, beloved of the Gods!” The Overlord’s minions chanted repeatedly.

“What shall we do with these corrupt clones?” Shimrra asked as loud as he could to his audience. Fire in hung up torches lit the darkness surrounding them.

“Send them to the burning pits of Hell in Zonama Sekot!” One of the Vong shouted. The another shouted the same. And another.

“Hahaha! Let us think of something more realistic, my brethren. Zonama Sekot is far from where we stand as of this moment,” Shimrra cackled.

“What are we going to do?” Rahr asked Rex.

“We’re gonna rescue our brothers!” Rex got out a DC-15 rifle and readied it. He aimed at one of the Yuuzhan Vong officers beside Shimrra Jamaane, who was about to disembowel Colly. He took in a deep breath, closed one eye and pulled the trigger, executing that Yuuzhan Vong officer. Blood splattered all over the wooden stage and some ended up on the Vong Overlord. All Colly could do was laugh.

“My brothers! The clones have two friends who want to play. Extinguish their lives,” Jamaane yelled, pointing at where that gunshot went off.

Rex gestured his two fingers to Patrick, indicating the orders he wanted to give. The Jedi master leaped into the air, smashing on top of a couple of the foreign species. “It’s the Jedi known as  Rahr. Bring me his pinhead!”

“Bringing you his pinhead, sir!” One of the officers named Yugo Patoria replied to Jamaane’s command in an eccentric tone, also lisping quirkily. Yugo stood around five feet and seven inches, a bit on the chubby side. He consisted of a sharp attached claw on his right hand. He was using it to attempt to kill Rahr, who just sliced it in half with his lightsaber.

Rex moved in to the Republic hostages, just dodging a blast from afar. Rahr screamed out to all Yuuzhan Vong, “Hey, it’s me! Come and get some.” He waved his minty-green lightsaber in the air in order to attract the most attention. Almost all remaining Yuuzhan Vong members raced after the Jedi starfish, competioning to slaughter him. Soon, they approached the end of the gorge, which led to towering rock walls and stray boulders. Rex took notice of this and yelled out for Patrick over and over again. Then from yelling out the word “Rahr”, it drastically changed to “No” as Rahr was no longer in Rex’s sight.