Thread:TK-999/@comment-3528596-20160722204849/@comment-2200849-20160723004153

Oh, the new cast were cool and everything was great. And then...

OK, so we have to go destroy the Death Star with our X-wings for a friggin' third times, whatever (at least the Death Star now has MIRVs, gg). I was already suspicious when Han called out to Kylo since the very reason I was really excited about the new canon was that this meant, but Mickey Mouse apparently thought this had to be compensated so they killed Han instead. As I was reeling from this turn of events, I jolted in my chair because Chewbacca apparently went full allahu akbar in despair and exploded himself.

What followed next defy words. A non-Force-sensitive stormtrooper 1v1s our Sith Lord Kylo Ren (who literally looks like Jakub from the IT department here at Wikia Poznań), who finally slices him for great justice but then gets owned by someone who only found about their powers the day before, thus making both Anakin and Luke Skywalkers look like complete wimps (Mustafar and Bespin pls). Meanwhile, our X-wings do a trench run with TIE fighters in pursuit AGAIN before Wedge Antilles Edgar Allan Poe flies into the main reactor of the Death Star III and destroys it FOR THE SECOND TIME. Finally, it turns out Chewbacca didn't blow himself up at all but got back to the Falcon, and luckily the new character Finn wasn't killed off in his first movie either, because he's still alive. Oh, and Jakub Kylo of course survives the planet fracturing, exploding and turning into a star, and he'll be back for more.

Finally, we get to see a shot of Ben Kenobiesque Luke, who had been chilling on the beach for the last few decades, while his old friends died fighting the Empire that just destroyed five planets with their entire population.

I thoroughly enjoyed everything outside these last 15 mins though. The scene where Han talks about the Force to Finn & Rey sent a chill down my spine, and the action scenes were great too. Also, bonus points for:
 * Nürnberg parade-esque Imperial celebration complete with Joseph Göbbels doppelgänger
 * Imperial officers with British accents &#58;)
 * Obligatory lines and Wilhelm scream: check