Star Wars: Sith Procreation: A World of Wonder

Chapter 1
"Chancellor."

Palpatine's eyes flickered open. He awoke from his afternoon dreary by the sudden, stern voice from behind him. He spun his chair around. In front of his desk stood Jedi Master Mace Windu, with his usual unsympathetic facial expression.

"Yes, Master Windu?" Palpatine uttered weakly.

"We have the outcome of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker's assignment at Nivek. They have succeeded in their mission, and are returning as we speak."

"Excellent! That Skywalker lad has much potential to be a great Jedi Master, do you think?"

Mace Windu merely nodded, somewhat appalled by the Chancellor's sudden outburst.

Palpatine slowly stood up, and inched away from the desk. "Do you need anything? Aquilie water, Blue Milk?"

Mace Windu's eyes followed Palpatine as he walked slowly to the other room. He continued to stare, as if he was hypnotized. Mace snapped out of it, and then proceeded to follow Palpatine to the other room.

Mace stammered as he walked. "Uh- Aquilie water is fine."

"Ah, yes, a personal favorite of mine as well. I wish a lot more people knew about that fantastic drink."

Palpatine reached the door. He tapped a few keys on the security panel, and the door opened slowly.

"I believe that the war is beginning to turn to our favor, isn't it, Master Windu?" said Palpatine, trying to make conversation as he walked through the opened door.

"One of the many teachings of the Jedi, Chancellor," Mace replied. "Is to always expect, the unexpected."

"Of course, of course." Palpatine said hoarsely. He coughed dryly, and walked to the drink machine. "Aquilie water, you said?"

Mace nodded.

Palpatine placed a credit into the machine, and pressed a button. Moments later, a bottle of Aquilie water appeared at the opening near the bottom of the machine.

"Fascinating technology, isn't it?" Palpatine asked.

"I suppose."

Palpatine repeated the process, and once again, a bottle of Aquilie water appeared at the open near the bottom of the machine.

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