The Fanon Menace/Season 2/Episode 17 script

Hoth -Escape planet (Falcon)

 Ok, Princess, time to go.

 But we’ll leave all this equipment!

 It’s all my equipment anyway! And you know the Domain, they won’t scavenge. I’ll come back in a few days and pack all my equipment back into that trunk, and I’ll get it all back anyway.

 All your stuff fits into that tiny trunk?

 It’s bigger than it looks. Can we go?


 * *Run through halls, stop as roof collapses*

 *pulls out comlink* Transport, this is Han. We can’t get to you; I’ll get her out in the Falcon.

 Roger that. It’s a good thing the Falcon’s still here, ‘cause we’ve already left.

 Already left?

 Yes. We thought you would like spending time with Han. *quickly* Mon Mothma’s idea.

 Ok, thanks, we really gotta go. Sooner or later they’ll find the shield generator…maybe.


 * *Run through halls, arrive at Falcon*

 Here we go. *enter Falcon, go to cockpit*

 She won’t start!

 *sarcastically* Would it help if I got out and pushed?

 *annoyed* It might!


 * *Engines start*

 Alright, let’s get out of here.


 * *Exit Falcon*

-Escape planet (Luke)


 * *Luke hikes through snow. Stops to watch Falcon leave.  In background, AT-ATs still walking in circles*


 * *Luke walks to X-wing*

 Ok, Artoo, very funny. Open the cockpit.

<R2-D2> *whistles, cockpit opens*

<Luke> Thank you.

<Force Ghost Obi> Luuuuke…Luuuuuuuuke…

<Luke> You already tried that.

<Force Ghost Obi> Right. I had an epitome after you left with Han in the snowspeeder.

<Luke> You mean epiphany?

<Force Ghost Obi> Yeah, that. You’re going to the wrong planet.

<Luke> Xagobah’s the wrong place?

<Force Ghost Obi> Yes. I was confused, and misread the Post-it note Yoda wrote me. You’re supposed to go to Dagobah. See? It rhymes, that’s why I got it mixed up.

<Luke> Are you sure that’s where I need to go?

<Force Ghost Obi> Yes!

<Luke> How can I be sure you’re sure?

<Force Ghost Obi> Yes! Wait, that’s not it. Because!

<Luke> Because why?

<Force Ghost Obi> The sticky note Yoda wrote. It’s in my pocket. See? It says, “Take Luke to Dagobah.” <Luke> Ok. Artoo, plot a course for Dagobah.


 * *Exit Luke*