User:Ewoksfist

Real Life
I am a 18-year-old student. I've been less active in the community latley due to a busier schedule, but I'll still come around one a week.

Favorite Real-life Quotes
"When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or informs you that there are bigger and better things to worry about."

- Albert Einstein

"People, I just want to say, you know, can we all get along?"

- Rodney King

"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens."

- J.R.R. Tolkien

"Hate the sin, love the sinner."

- Mahatma Gandhi

"Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars... Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that."

- Martin Luther King Jr.

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."

- Martin Luther King Jr.

"Anger is never without Reason, but seldom with a good One."

- Benjamin Franklin

"You may very well say that you don't believe in God, desiring some sort of proof. You may say it's foolish, but think of this. Does a puzzle assemble itself? I think not; it requires a creator. But we are not talking about a puzzle; we are talking about a far more intricate thing: the Universe. You can't mean to tell me that an explosion of unknown origin, by chance, created everything. That dust somehow, over time, formed itself into the symmetrical ball of rock we now live on. That somehow everything just happened to fall into place? I'm no expert at math; but those can't be good odds."

- Bryan (Me) on Gametalk.com spirituality forum.

"Shut up, fool!"

- Mr. T

Favorite In-universe Quotes
"For all your power, you, My Lord, are no Jedi. All you are is under arrest."

- Mace Windu

"Love doesn't lead to the dark side. Passion can lead to rage and fear, and can be controlled, but passion is not the same thing as love. Controlling your passions while being in love, that's what they should teach you to beware, but love itself will save, not condemn you.""Love doesn't lead to the dark side. Passion can lead to rage and fear, and can be controlled, but passion is not the same thing as love. "Controlling your passions while being in love, that's what they should teach you to beware, but love itself will save, not condemn you."

- Jolee Bindo

"You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!"

- Obi-Wan Kenobi to Anakin Skywalker

"General Grievous, you're shorter than I expected."

- Anakin Skywalker

"In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, Chancellor."

- Mace Windu

"Your pupil once asked me what I thought of him and I informed him of his meatbag status. He was unimpressed, but you found the reference humorous. You changed my programming so that I would continue to use the term. It drove your pupil to extreme lengths of frustration."

- HK-47

"I did not ask for your input, fat one."

- HK-47

"This party's over."

- Mace Windu

"Not if anything to say about it, I have!"

- Yoda

"Mandalorians don't make threats, we make promises."

- Canderous Ordo

"So Malak was the original meatbag? I like that idea."

- Revan

"I'm a Hutt in Human form plotting to overthrow the Republic."

- Revan teasing Bastila Shan

"For the Jedi!"

- Bastila Shan

"Now this is what I live for!"

- Canderous Ordo

"Reality doesn't care if you believe it."

- Boba Fett

"No one crosses me!"

- Canderous Ordo

"Revan was power. It was like staring into the heart of the Force. Even then, you could see the Jedi he would slay etched on his soul."

- Kreia

"Pity your new disciple I do; so lately an apprentice, so soon without a Master."

- Master Yoda Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (novel)

"I mean...he's alright, I guess. He is like someone who watches too many holovids...or teaches them. He'd get beaten to death on Nar Shaddaa as soon as he landed though."

- Mira commenting on Mical

Fanon Info
I have been a member of fanon for several months, and in that time it has been attacked numerous times by vandals. I'm not really sure why those lowlives choose this wiki but I want to help put an end to it.


 * I am a Lightsider.
 * I am a Jedi Knight.
 * I support the New Republic.
 * I am currently on the sysop election poll.

Star Wars Video Games Owned

 * Star Wars: X-Wing
 * Star Wars: Tie Fighter
 * Star Wars: X-Wing Vs. Tie Fighter Flight School
 * Star Wars: Yoda Stories
 * Star Wars: Dark Forces (Beat it)
 * Star Wars: Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II (Beat it Light and Dark)
 * Star Wars: Jedi Knight: Mysteries of the Sith (Beat it)
 * Star Wars: Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy (Beat it Light and Dark)
 * Star Wars: Battlefront (Beat it)
 * Star Wars: Battlefront II (Beat it)
 * Star Wars: Republic Commando (Beat it)
 * Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (Beat it Light and Dark)
 * Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords (Beat it Light and Dark)
 * Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Beat it)
 * Star Wars: Episode I: Jedi Power Battles (PSX Version, Beat it)
 * Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
 * Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi (Beat it)
 * Star Wars: Monopoly (PC)

Polls of the Week
Do you think that I would make a good sysop? Why or Why not? (post on talk page) Yes No Maybe

Who do you think would win in a fight? Mace Windu Plo Koon Qui-Gon Jinn Obi-Wan Kenobi