The Fanon Menace/Season 1

"Can you guys hear a single word I'm saying?" "Master Qui-Gon, we must get her back to Coruscant...ASAP" "Apparently not."

- Padmé Amidala to Obi-Wan Kenobi

Season I of The Fanon Menace followed (loosely) the storyline of Episodes I, II, and III. There were 30 episodes in the first season that developed the characters of Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Padmé Amidala. Throughout the first season, the hidden plans of the two masterminds were beginning to be seen. Padmé rose to power and influence, Anakin became a Jedi Master and was twisted by the dark side, and Obi-Wan Kenobi found his place as the old hermit in the desert.

On the lonely planet of Tatooine, Anakin Skywalker was found and taken in by Qui-Gon Jinn. Qui-Gon passed Anakin on to his apprentice who taught Anakin the skills to fight the Sith. Anakin traveled throughout the galaxy with Obi-Wan until they discovered a plot to kill Padmé. From there, the two Jedi split up, one protected Padmé and the other searched for the killer. When they found out who was behind the plot, it broke out into war, scarring the galaxy. This paved the way for Anakin to rise to Master and became both Jedi and father. With Padmé pregnant, more responsibility fell on Anakin as the need to keep her alive arose. With this, the mastermind played with Anakin, until he fell into a trap and turned to the dark side of the force, leaving the galaxy in darkness.

Part I - The Fanon Menace
Part I of Season I of The Fanon Menace follows Episode I: The Phantom Menace. The opening scene was on the Droid Control Ship over Naboo, where Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon hijacked an MTT to take down to Naboo. Once they reached the planet, they landed the MTT and searched out Padmé Amidala, who is sympathetic to kind people. They found her outside the palace and attacked the droids who were "forcing" her to sign the peace treaty. They then tried to persuade her to travel with them to Coruscant, but when she didn’t respond, they took Padmé by force (by removing her head and taking it with them since her body was not willing) and traveled back to a ship, which they used to travel to Tatooine.

On Tatooine, they met up with an accidental stowaway, Jar Jar Binks, who fell into the hole where the Naboo keep their ships, since they couldn't afford hangars. They continued journeying through Mos Espa until Jar Jar knocked a small speeder off the ledge of a cliff. There they met Watto, the owner of the speeder, and young Anakin Skywalker. With the help of Watto they purchased a new hyperdrive for the ship; the old one had been found mysteriously broken. They got a great deal for it; the agreement was that they would take Anakin Skywalker and in return for this favor get a holoprojector with the image of a hyperdrive motivator, a broken R2 unit (R2-D2), and 20,000 Republic Ditares.

During the negotiations, Anakin proclaimed his undying love for Padmé and asked her to marry him. She refuses, but stated that she might marry him in a later episode, if she felt up to the challenge. They thanked Watto for his "cooperation" and continued on their way. They arrived at the Boonta Eve Racatrack and began to watch the podrace, but watched only a split second of the race before deciding it was boring and left Tatooine. On their way out, Qui-Gon Jinn anointed Jar Jar the keeper of Anakin Skywalker.

They returned to Naboo, bringing the queen with them and reuniting herself with her body. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan cleared the entrance to the Royal Palace as Jar Jar and Anakin left to fight the droids elsewhere. The Gungans (with the help of The Cleaner Guy and the Maintenance Droid) annihilated the advancing droid army, both sides sustaining numerous injuries. Mean while, Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi fought Darth Maul just inside the Palace corridor. Darth Maul attempted to defeat Qui-Gon, but accidentally hit Obi-Wan and sent him hurtling across the giant chasm.

Darth Maul then leaped in for a final attack, but was stopped in his tracks. Qui-Gon held Darth Maul by his hood a couple feet off the ground and said his goodbyes. Darth Maul tried to force push Qui-Gon back, but Qui-Gon was wearing the latest in fashion, magnetic boots. He was also three times the height of Darth Maul, which helped his stability a little. Instead Qui-Gon flying backwards, this caused Darth Maul to soar off the edge of the fight area (with the exact force that the push exerted against Qui-Gon, because every action must have an equal and opposite reaction), saving the galaxy from further terrorization. Shortly after Darth Maul’s fall, Obi-Wan leaped back across the giant chasm, using his amazing Jedi backflip, to meet up with Qui-Gon. He barely missed the ledge and was forced to dangle over the edge of the cliff Darth Maul had just fallen over. He pulled himself up and flipped back onto the ledge, then stabbed Qui-Gon through the gut. Since it was only a flesh wound, Qui-Gon survived the stab and forgave Obi-Wan for getting too carried away. He explained to Obi-Wan the reason he survived Darth Maul’s attack and together they returned to the queen to celebrate their victory.

Later, Qui-Gon instructed Anakin in the way of the Jedi, giving him four principles to always remember. He informed Anakin that he would pass him onto his apprentice, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and continued with three more principles. The instructions include mentioning that Obi-Wan would become Anakin's new master, that a lightsaber was very sharp and could cut many things, and the risk of challenging Frank to a limbo contest. When Qui-Gon was done, Yoda came in to affirm it and warned Anakin about the Dark Side. Anakin acknowledged them as facts and together they left. Qui-Gon went into hiding, Anakin became Obi-Wan’s apprentice, and the Jedi Council began to grow.

Episodes
Episode 1: Droid Control Ship - Naboo (script) Episode 2: Tatooine Part 1 (script) Episode 3: Tatooine Part 2 (script) Episode 4: Naboo...Again (script) Episode 5: Speeches (script)

Major Characters

 * Anakin Skywalker, the bratty kid from Tatooine
 * Battle Droids, nice mechanized embodiments of destruction
 * Darth Maul, childhood friend of Qui-Gon Jinn, the benevolent Jedi Master
 * Jar Jar Binks, the keeper of Anakin Skywalker, the bratty kid from Tatooine
 * Maintenance Droid, The Cleaner Guy's ever-present companion
 * Obi-Wan Kenobi, who can do an amazing Jedi Backflip
 * Padmé Amidala, sympathetic to kind people
 * Panaka, the guard with a stuffy nose
 * Qui-Gon Jinn, the benevolent Jedi Master
 * R2-D2, who has selected memory loss
 * The Cleaner Guy, tired of cleaning up droids
 * Watto, always trying to sell something
 * Yoda, the wise dyslexic Jedi Master

Minor Characters

 * Old Ben
 * TIE Pilot
 * General Grievous
 * Darth Vader
 * Zam Wessel
 * Darth Sidious

Part II - Attack of the Franks
"You must be Jedi Master Sifo-Dyas." "No, I’m.." "No wait. Don’t tell me. You’re Qui-Gon Jinn."

- Kaminoan 1 to Obi-Wan when he arrived on Kamino

Part II of Season I of The Fanon Menace follows Star Wars: Episode II. This part opens with Padmé attempting to leave Naboo to head to the Capital. But shortly before she could leave, the vessel exploded on platform. Zam Wessel flew in, trying to flee the scene. Obi-Wan and Anakin walked up to watched her leave, but when they heard that Padmé's ship blew up, they immediately searched for the speeder to chase down Zam. During the very short chase, Zam had an accident and spun out of control, crashing into a wall and mortally wounding herself. Anakin and Obi-Wan found her and questioned her extensively before she "died". During the investigation, they discovered that she was hired by a bounty hunter named Jango Fett who had a son and Slave I.

The Jedi Council called a meeting to discuss the issues that had arisen. The council decided to send Obi-Wan to Kamino to track down the bounty hunter, Jango Fett. The council also agreed to send Padmé into hiding, escorted by Anakin. Together they traveled to the lake country where they would be safe. However, no one else around them was safe. Anakin accidentally drove the speeder straight into the docks, nearly killing The Cleaner Guy and causing a lot of damage to the dock itself. Anakin made up a story that the speeder was hard to control, but the real fact was that he just could not pilot.

Meanwhile, Obi-Wan arrived on Kamino in search of the bounty hunter named Jango Fett. While he was still on the platform, he met two Kaminoans who informed him about an order for a Clone Army that was placed by Jedi Master Sifo-Dyas on behalf of the Republic to fight the Clone Wars. Obi-Wan was confused with the new information and requested to talk to Lama Su. Unfortunately, the two Kaminoans could not remember Obi-Wan’s name and continued calling him random people throughout his stay on Kamino, and even afterwards, as long as they were on the same planet.

Eventually, Obi-Wan was taken to see Lama Su where he asked about the Clone Army, repeating exactly what the Kaminoans who escorted him there had told him. Lama Su replied that there was not much more to add to it. Lama Su did, however, allow Obi-Wan to see the Clone Army. Obi-Wan was slightly taken aback when he discovered that they all wore yellow and requested the color be changed to white, because it was his favorite color. Lama Su agreed to change the color to white, but insisted on sticking with yellow for captains and pilots.

While they were inspecting the Clone Army, Lama Su brought up the fact that the entire army was a template of one individual, Frank the Clone Trooper. Even Jango Fett was a clone. Lama Su explained that Frank demanded that he could demand two things. Those two things were two unaltered clones, one who he called Jango Fett and the other who he gave to Jango, who called him Boba Fett. Upon hearing that they knew Jango Fett, Obi-Wan requested a meeting with Jango, but had to leave to visit "guests" that were waiting for him at the platform.



After finally finding what he wanted to find out from Lama Su, Obi-Wan discovered that the council had traveled to Kamino to meet with him. There, he informed them about Frank, Jango, Boba, and the entire Clone Army. They decide that Jango Fett must be confronted. Obi-Wan met Jango, who managed to escape his grasp during their meeting together. Obi-Wan chased him to Landing Platform 9 (coincidentally the same platform his ship was on) and they fought for posterity's sake. Jango started to leave when Obi-Wan inquired as to where Jango was going. Jango told him he was headed to Geonosis and kindly placed Obi-Wan's homing beacon on the Slave I.

As Obi-Wan desperately searched for the bounty hunter, Anakin and Padmé remained in the Lake Country where they were safe. But when Anakin sat down to watch a big game of Smashball, he was interrupted by a sudden message from Tatooine. It was from a guy named Cliegg Lars and said that his wife had been captured by Sand People. Padmé felt a sudden conviction to help Cliegg, even though they did not know him. After failing to find a good excuse to stay on Naboo, Anakin agreed to travel to Tatooine and help out Cliegg. Once on Tatooine, Anakin haggled with Watto over the location of Shmi Skywalker, Anakin’s mother. There he found out that Watto had sold her to a man named Cliegg Lars. He also told Anakin that Lars had freed Shmi and married her. Anakin started to leave, but realized that he had no speeder. After borrowing 995 credits to buy the speeder that Jar Jar broke, Anakin and Padmé were well on their way to the homestead.

He arrived at the homestead to discover only C-3PO was there. C-3PO gave Anakin correct directions to the Tusken Camp, after the Jedi had mixed it up with the tourist attraction, Tusken Village. Anakin borrowed Cliegg’s speeder and raced off to find Shmi. When he got there, after taking care of all the Tuskens (accidentally), he found his mother, who was not actually captured by the Tuskens, just took Exit 43 instead of Exit 42 and wound up on the Bantha Backroads. Anakin took her back to the homestead, collected Padmé, and headed off to their ship, leaving the speeder that Jar Jar broke at the homestead. At the ship they found Obi-Wan, who thought he was on Geonosis, and were able to point him in the right direction and headed to Geonosis themselves.

On Geonosis, Anakin and Padmé were captured by a Geonosian and taken to Dooku. Obi-Wan landed elsewhere and sneaked into the SIC (System of Independent Confederates) meeting, and found out that Dooku had the plans to the ultimate weapon, the Death Star. After learning the secret, Obi-Wan called Anakin on the commlink and had him transmit the message to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. However, the message was intercepted by Dooku. When he learned who the message was supposed to go to, Dooku gladly handed the commlink to Anakin and a short conversation later, another Council meeting was called, this one on Geonosis. Dooku found out about the meeting and broke it up, arresting Obi-Wan and taking him back to the Arena to be executed, appologizing to the other masters about the necessity of this act.

In the Arena, Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Padmé were strapped to three large pillars waiting to be executed by the most ferocious beast in the Galaxy, a larger-than-life, dripping-with-mucus, green-eyed, sharp-toothed, nerf. The nerf, however, was not the smartest creature and slammed into the pillars, knocking them over and freeing the three prisoners. Mace Windu appeared and threatened Dooku, but was still no match for the droid army Dooku unleashed to take out Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Padmé. But before the droids could act, an LAAT/i, commanded by Yoda, dropped from the sky and rescued the three captives, Master Windu, and the two other Jedi that were with him.

The LAAT/i managed to lock onto Dooku’s position and started following him, with Anakin at the controls. During the flight, Anakin hit two sand dunes which knocked out all but one Clone trooper (Frank in disguise) and all Jedi except Yoda and Obi-Wan. Anakin landed the LAAT/i inside the hangar where Dooku and the other Separatists were meeting. Everyone but Dooku fled and left him to confront Obi-Wan and Anakin. Together they confronted Dooku, but were quickly taken down as Dooku leaped into the air, allowing the two Jedi to run into each other. As Dooku landed, he accidentally cut off Anakin’s right arm. Dooku suddenly remembered the one remaining Jedi he had yet to face, Yoda.

Yoda and Dooku jumped in and started fighting each other, but Dooku managed to flee. Padmé, who was with them in the LAAT/i, ran up to Anakin and Obi-Wan and helped them to their feet. Yoda walked up and congratulated Anakin on his first fight. They left the hangar and returned to the main group on Geonosis, where the Clones were entering the hangar for extraction. But there, overlooking the army, Darth Sidious and Dooku revealed their plans for Galactic domination, stating that he had stragegically placed Frank as the clone template. Located on the other side, Yoda and Mace conversed about the battle that had taken place on Geonosis. There Yoda gently exclaimed that a new war had erupted, a Clone War.

Shortly after the Battle of Geonosis, everyone returned to Naboo for celebration. One of those celebrations was the Anakin and Padmé's wedding. People from all places that knew the two were at the wedding, even a couple that had no idea what was going on. At the wedding, the Kaminoan that had pestered Obi-Wan on Kamino and Geonosis was there and Obi-Wan was finally able to tell him who he was. But of course, he ended up stealing the attention away from Anakin and Padmé, who were then happily married. Padmé took Anakin by the arm and removed his right arm (the one that had been cut off and placed back on just for the wedding) and escorted him to the doctors to get the mechanical arm.

Episodes
Episode 6: Bounty Hunter Chase (script) Episode 7: Hiding Away (script) Episode 8: Kamino (script) Episode 9: The Clones of Lama Su (script) Episode 10: Jango Fett (script) Episode 11: Naboo...Again Episode 12: Haggling Watto Episode 13: Find Homestead Episode 14: Shmi's Rescue Episdoe 15: Geonosis Episode 16: Message for the wrong person Episose 17: The Arena Episode 18: Battle of Geonosis Episode 19: The War has Begun

Major Characters

 * Anakin Skywalker, the bratty kid from Tatooine
 * Battle Droids, nice mechanized embodiments of destruction
 * Clone Troopers, photocopies of Frank
 * Count Dooku, left the order to play Smashball
 * Frank the Clone Trooper, invincible at the limbo
 * Geonosians, the creepy, bug-like messengers
 * Jango Fett Jr., AKA Young Boba Fett
 * Jango Fett, the source of all trouble
 * Kaminoans, experiments gone wrong
 * Mace Windu, who can't pronounce his s's
 * Maintenance Droid, The Cleaner Guy's ever-present companion
 * Obi-Wan Kenobi, who can do an amazing Jedi Backflip
 * Padmé Amidala, sympathetic to kind people
 * Super Battle Droids, larger nice mechanized embodiments of destruction
 * The Cleaner guy, tired of cleaning up droids
 * Watto, always trying to sell something

Minor Characters

 * Zam Wessel
 * Jedi 1
 * Jedi 2
 * Lama Su
 * Cliegg Lars
 * C-3PO
 * Shmi Skywalker-Lars
 * Tusken Raiders
 * Jawas
 * The Posse
 * Gamorrean Guard
 * Poker Player 1
 * Poggle the Lesser
 * R2-D2
 * Larger-than-life, dripping-with-mucus, green-eyed, sharp-toothed, nerf

Part III - Revenge of the Bith
Part III of Season I of The Fanon Menace follows Star Wars: Episode III opens with a space battle over Naboo, only after Obi-Wan caused them to miss the SIC Fleet over Coruscant because he had to go to the bathroom. Anakin and Obi-Wan started in the hangar of the Invisible hand, since no one wanted Anakin to fly a starfighter. They immediately started searching for Palpatine, who was no where to be found. They finally found him off set, eating donuts. Anakin and Obi-Wan forced him to explain and found out he got bored and hungry waiting up in the spire with Dooku. They asked Palpatine if Dooku was still there and he responded yes.

Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Palpatine arrive in the spire to face Dooku. It started off with some pathetic verbal jousting and Dooku almost revealed that Palpatine was Darth Sidious. All three jump in and started fighting Dooku. Obi-Wan attempted his Amazing Jedi Backflip, but hit his head on the railing and ultimately got knocked out by a fuse that blew next to his foot. Dooku and Anakin finished the fight, but Dooku was running late for a Smashball game and was excused from finishing the fight. Anakin grabbed Obi-Wan and they left the spire. They decided to return to the hangar to see if they could find an exit, but they were captured by a mysterious sliding glass door. They attempted to find another way, but were surrounded by SIC Battle Droids and gave up. They were taken to General Grievous, but Grievous was foolish and said Anakin’s line. Anakin grew furious and pulled out his lightsaber. Grievous called for his IG-100 Magnaguards, but they never showed up. Grievous fought Anakin and Obi-Wan himself and was forced to flee. Obi-Wan insisted that Anakin land the Invisible Hand on Naboo, but Anakin was afraid that he would kill someone. He did it anyway and they landed safely on Naboo.

Once on Naboo, Palpatine tried to entice Anakin to the Dark Side, but Anakin already knew who he was. Palpatine stopped trying and they were greeted by Mace Windu and a couple Senators. Anakin met Bail Organa, who seemed to be the only respectable, intelligent person around, other then Anakin. Anakin heard a beeping in the background and excused himself. He ran off to meet Padmé, who had great news for him. But she forgot what it was she was supposed to say. Anakin told her that he felt the war was going to end soon. They started walking away when Padmé suddenly remembered. She was pregnant.

Anakin was abruptly called in to join the Council for a meeting. There he was told that he was going to be promoted to the Council. He whined just a little and got promoted to Jedi Master. They walked off to the Council Chamber, which was wherever the council happened to be, to discuss more prominent issues. Once they were at the Council Chamber, Master Yoda agreed to go to Kashyyyk to help the Wookiees against the SIC invaders.

That night, Anakin had a dream. He saw Padmé and a young Luke behind her. Luke cried out to Anakin and Anakin replied. But when he saw Padmé again, she was lying on the ground and Obi-Wan sat next to her. He saw himself again, only he was dressed in black. He saw Old Obi-Wan and Luke with lightsabers ignited. He saw Sidious walk in and say, "I can save her." Anakin woke from the dream and immediately went to tell the Council. He found Yoda sitting by himself and walked up to him. Yoda interpreted the dream to mean that Anakin was going to be a great father no matter what. The rest of the Council appeared and they agreed to send Obi-Wan to Utapau to confront Grievous.

Anakin was still disturbed by the dream and went to tell Mace Windu about Sidious being the Mastermind behind it all. But when he got to Master Windu, Mace wouldn’t hear it. He didn’t want the suspense to be spoiled. So, Anakin took Mace Windu to Palpatine, who transformed before their eyes. Mace Windu and Sidious fought, but Mace was knocked off the edge of the balcony. Anakin joined Sidious to save Padmé, but only until she gave birth, and was sent to Mustafar.

Meanwhile, Obi-Wan arrived on Utapau, looking for Grievous. He ran into him and they started to fight. But Grievous suffered a near fatal asthma attack and fell down unconscious. When Obi-Wan returned to the Clones, he met up with Commander Cody. Cody suddenly received a message from his wife that said he was to kill Obi-Wan according to Order 66. Obi-Wan ran from the Clones that were chasing him and sneaked into a SIC bomber and flew away.

While Obi-Wan was fighting Grievous, Yoda met up with Chewbacca on Kashyyyk. Chewbacca took Yoda to the battle where a small band of Clones turned on him. Master Windu entered with the Clone Turbo Tank. Master Windu informed Yoda that Palpatine was Darth Sidious and that he sent out "Order bixty-bix" to kill all Jedi. Yoda thanked him and left. Master Windu asked the Clones if he could leave too, and they let him. Chewbacca led Yoda back to an escape pod to allow him to escape. Yoda entered the escape pod, saying he was going into exile and left.

Around that time, Padmé arrived on Mustafar to meet up with Anakin, who was sent to take care of the SIC leaders, but no one was there. They both saw a small SIC bomber fly by and Anakin went to investigate. He found out that it was Obi-Wan. They greeted each other and decided to fight, for the fun of it. They both needed the practice. Obi-Wan, though, accidentally cut up Anakin. Anakin told Obi-Wan to go get Padmé and bring her back so they could put him together. Obi-Wan immediately got up and ran back for Padmé.

But, when Obi-Wan arrived, Senator Bail Organa was sitting next to Padmé as she was giving birth to twins. Padmé passed away, only to come back, get up and leave with Bail and Obi-Wan. Anakin, who was completely forgotten about, sat waiting for Obi-Wan to return when he heard footsteps behind him. Darth Sidious had come to help him. Sidious picked up Anakin and took him back to Naboo. Meanwhile, Obi-Wan arrived on Tatooine, at the homestead to give Luke away to Owen and Beru, but they were no where to be found. So Obi-Wan left Luke on the doorstep. It ended with Anakin on a platform being lifted up to reveal him as Darth Vader.

Episodes
Episode 20: Searching for Palpatine Episode 21: Confront Dooku Episode 22: Captured! Episode 23: Naboo...for the last time Episode 24: Anakin Promoted Episode 25: Anakin's Dream Episode 26: Sidious, the mastermind Episode 27: Utapau Episode 28: Kashyyyk Episode 29: Mustafar Episode 30: Giving birth to Hope

Major Characters

 * Anakin Skywalker, the bratty kid from Tatooine
 * Battle Droids, nice mechanized embodiments of destruction
 * Clone Troopers, photocopies of Frank
 * Count Dooku, left the order to play Smashball
 * Frank the Clone Trooper, invincible at the limbo
 * Mace Windu, who can't pronounce his s's
 * Maintenance Droid, The Cleaner Guy's ever-present companion
 * Obi-Wan Kenobi, who can do an amazing Jedi Backflip
 * Padmé Amidala, sympathetic to kind people
 * Super Battle Droids, larger nice mechanized embodiments of destruction
 * The Cleaner guy, tired of cleaning up droids
 * Palpatine, Sidious in makeup
 * Darth Sidious, the mastermind behind it all
 * Yoda, the wise dyslexic Jedi Master
 * Bail Organa, the intelligent, respectable senator
 * General Grievous, mechanical minion of Dooku

Minor Characters

 * Commander Cody
 * Han Solo
 * Jar Jar Binks
 * Luke
 * Leia
 * Darth Vader
 * Chewbacca
 * IG-100 Magnaguards

Characters

 * Anakin Skywalker, the bratty kid from Tatooine by Joshua McGraw
 * Battle Droids, nice mechanized embodiments of destruction by Joshua McGraw
 * Boba Fett, competent bounty hunter by None
 * C-3PO, bringer of bad news by Seth Hoover
 * Chancellor Palpatine, Sidious with makeup by Seth Hoover
 * Clone Troopers, photocopies of Frank by Seth Hoover, Joshua McGraw, Jonathan Racey
 * Count Dooku, left the order to play Smashball by Jonathan Racey
 * Darth Maul, childhood friend of Qui-Gon Jinn, the benevolent Jedi Master by Joshua McGraw
 * Darth Sidious, the mastermind behind it all by Seth Hoover
 * Darth Vader (appears briefly) by Seth Hoover
 * Frank the Clone Trooper, invincible at the limbo by Joshua McGraw
 * General Grievous, the mechanical minion of Dooku by Joshua McGraw
 * Geonosians, the creepy, bug-like messengers by Jonathan Racey
 * Han Solo (appears briefly) by Seth Hoover
 * Jango Fett Jr., AKA Young Boba Fett by Seth Hoover
 * Jango Fett, the source of all trouble by Jonathan Racey
 * Jar Jar Binks, keeper of Anakin Skywalker, the bratty kid from Tatooine by Seth Hoover
 * Kaminoans, experiments gone wrong by Joshua McGraw
 * Mace Windu, who can't pronounce his s's by Jonathan Racey
 * Maintenance Droid, The Cleaner Guy's ever-present companion by Joshua McGraw
 * Obi-Wan Kenobi, who can do an amazing Jedi Backflip by Joshua McGraw (Part I) and Seth Hoover (Part II & III)
 * Padmé Amidala, sympathetic to kind people by Seth Hoover
 * Panaka, the guard with a stuffy nose by Joshua McGraw
 * Qui-Gon Jinn, the benevolent Jedi Master by Seth Hoover
 * R2-D2, who has selected memory loss by None
 * Super Battle Droids, larger nice mechanized embodiments of destruction by None
 * The Cleaner Guy, tired of cleaning up droids by Joshua McGraw
 * Watto, always trying to sell something by Joshua McGraw
 * Yoda, the wise dyslexic Jedi Master by Seth Hoover

Behind the Scenes

 * Season 1 was developed when the two creators became bored over summer break and started messing around with five action figures from Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace. From there the rest of the story plot was developed.
 * Each part was originally going to be an individual movie, but when the length was too short for a movie, and too long to just put on YouTube, the creators split it up into five episodes for the Part I worked form there.
 * Season 1 was heavily influenced by Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
 * During Part II, the creators allowed another friend to join them in the production, Jonathan Racey, who provided the voices of Count Dooku, Mace Windu, and Bail Organa, as well as some other minor characters.
 * Also, During Part II, the creators switched from real-time filming to a mix between that and stop-motion animation, giving the movie more of a professional look.