Danielle Skyloser

"Finally! I'm a Jedi!"

Danielle Skyloser is the main protagonist in Something, Something, Something Light Side. She is a fourteen-year-old Jedi-in-training with Asperger's syndrome and comes across to others as a complete psychopath. She is in love with Luke Skywalker and ends up becoming part of the Rebel Alliance, even though she thinks she's going to get killed by the Death Star's explosion. She and Luke marry at the end of the story and give birth to a child, who they name Rey.

Early life
In 2002 AD, Danielle Skyloser was born on Tatooine to a mother and a father. Despite their last name, the Skyloser family had no relation to the Skywalker family, who were also living on Tatooine. Danielle started out moisture farming, but after she threw a bucket of water over her head, drenching herself beyond recognition, her parents took away her job. Danielle spent the next seven years of her life watching TV and reading comic books.

Career
Something, Something, Something Light Side begins when Danielle is fourteen. She decides to become a Jedi after she watches Obi-Wan Kenobi introduce himself to Luke Skywalker. She seeks a Jedi Master and eventually finds Yoda in Dagobah. Danielle's training is a hard one, as Yoda keeps telling jokes while she is trying to focus. After a long while, Danielle becomes a full-fledged Jedi and devotes the following weeks to chasing down Luke Skywalker, who she has developed a crush on. After finding him, she meets Han Solo, Chewbacca, Princess Leia, C-3PO, and R2-D2. She also meets the enemies: Darth Vader, Jabba the Hutt, and Boba Fett. After unsuccessfully flirting with Boba Fett, she escapes the chamber where Han Solo becomes frozen in carbonite, thinking it's for her own good. She sneaks into Bespin on Cloud City and watches Luke and Vader duel, as well as Luke's hand being chopped off (which she finds hilarious). When Vader tells Luke that he is his real father, Danielle is so surprised she falls to her doom. She wakes up on Hoth in a medical base, and some Jedi Knights being happy she isn't dead. They explain to her that it's been a long time since she fell in Bespin and that she was in a coma the entire time. Danielle lampshades the weirdness of the situation and after retrieving her clothes, packs up everything and goes out to find Luke, during which she slays Jar Jar Binks. She winds up in Jabba's Palace, singing along with the Max Rebo Band, and trying to have a casual conversation with droid torturer EV-9D9. She gets to see Leia kill Jabba, Boba Fett thrown into the Sarlacc pit, and Han Solo return to normal. Luke and the others recruit Danielle to join the Rebel Alliance during the attack on the new Death Star. Danielle initially refuses, fearing she'd be killed during the explosion, but reluctantly accepts the offer because she gets to be with Luke. It turns out to be more pleasant than she expects, because she makes sure she's in a safe place. She lands on Endor with everyone else, celebrates with some Ewoks, and confesses her love to Luke. Luke accepts her marriage proposal, and they retreat to Jakku to have their baby - a girl named Rey.

Personality and traits
Danielle is a weird, overconfident girl, having been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome. She is free-willed and does everything that comes to her mind. She is known to be overly loud. People that meet her think she's psychotic.

Powers and abilities
Danielle becomes a Jedi with powers such as Force usage, lightsaber-wielding, and Force lightning. She also has a precognitive ability that comes to her sometimes, in which she accurately predicts something that's about to happen.

Behind the scenes
Danielle Skyloser is a self-insert of the author of Something, Something, Something Light Side, Danielle Pluzsik. The last name is a pun on Skywalker. The character first appeared in Danielle Pluzsik's one-shot "Luke's Office Christmas Party", in which she is just a Jedi cosplayer with her friend, Peter Trapper. Danielle Pluzsik admits she's always had somewhat of a crush on Luke Skywalker since she was six or seven years old, but doesn't flat-out state it because she thinks it's disgusting, even though her mom used to have a crush on Han Solo when she was her age. She also says that she had to have her character kill Jar Jar because she thinks everyone's OC does that.