User:Darth Wylind



"If there is no love...what then?"

"Why is being more user friendly suddenly comparable to mommy wiping their ass?"

- Brandon Rhea 

Hello, I'm  Dalton Wylind , but you can just call me Darth Wylind, Dalton or (most commonly) Wylind, if you wish.  Yes, I am a Brit, gotta problem with that?

My signature & e-Mail
-- (Conference Room) 


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 'Check out Project Force Wars. Tell 'em Wylind sent ya.Get active in the good and featured article nominations today!'

Pronouncement
I just wanted to make something clear, because some people seem to be confused about it. My last name, Wylind, is pronounced "why-lend". That's all I've got to say about that.

List of works

 * Force Legend I: Convictions (future)
 * Force Legend II: Peak of Disaster (future)
 * Force Legend III: The Fall (future)
 * Force Legend IV (future)
 * Force Legend: The Burning Galaxy (inprogress)
 * Genesis (future)
 * Glorior (future)
 * The Lonely Jedi (future)
 * Stand (in progress)
 * Untitled novella (future)

Quotes
Here are some quotes that I like:  "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."

- Vito Coreleone  "I believe my next one hundred days will be so successful, that I'll be able to complete them in seventy-two days. And on the seventy-third day, I will rest."

- The Chosen One  "Come on! Don't you want to play with my funbags?"

- Ms. Swan <BR> "I knew I could do it so I did it."

- Lancelot <BR><BR> "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

- Herm Albright <BR><BR> "...only a storm can create a rainbow."

- Ussej Padric Bac LXIV <BR><BR> "Every morning when the sun comes up in Africa, a gazelle wakes up and realizes that he must outrun the fast lion...or be eaten. Every morning when the sun comes up in Africa, a lion wakes up and realizes that he must outrun the fastest gazelle...or starve to death. Every morning when the sun comes up in Africa, it doesn't matter if you're a lion or a Gisele, you've got to hit the ground running."

- Unknown <BR><BR> "I have always said I would rather grow up wrong than be right in someone else's eyes."

- Steven Tyler <BR><BR> "Mister Burgundy, you have a massive erection!"

- “Anchorman: The Ballad of Ron Burgundy” <BR><BR> "I'm like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. I just do things."

- The Joker to Two-Face