Star Wars The Sick Strike Back!

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away... Star Wars Episode v The sick strikes back 74 ABY IN THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE THE JEDI BUILD A TIME MACHINE TO GO BACK IN TIME TO STOP DARTH MAUL FROM KILLING QUI GON JINN. BUT WHEN THE JEDI KNIGHT HAN SOLO GETS CAPTURED BY THE SICK LUKE IS SENT OUT TO DESTROY THE MINGOS IN THE YEAR 0 BCG... 0 BCG in 0 bcg the battle of GUNDIWINDI is coming soon at night when the campers are asleep the MINGOS sneak out to the forest to finish off the DEATH SPHERE but stuck in the forest."we need to catch some yabbys" said OSCAR the HUTT and they went to catch all the yabbys and they were working on a formula to super size the yabbys to destroy GUNDIWINDI and find the Mango base. 0.9 acg Luke Skywalker arrives nine seasons late for it and find out about the late 90 minutes BCG Luke gets on the bus and they find out they are in the same cabin cabin 1 and Luke takes photos of OSCAR and he laughs hard 10 seconds BCG The bus stops and the second a person got of the bus the time switched over to DCG  Day one DCG They get off and see many sights and then they gasp now they get there bags "this is gonna be great" and it was! Day three DCG It was time to go to the death sphere to shut it down I got into the special ship because I'm so special now the MINGOS were airing through the death sphere we launched our ships and TIE fighters started coming for them to destroy them and they destroy it and then they need to find an opening to the giant machine and they need to fight one now first they needed one ship to defense force and attack force four ships head into the opening and one ship needs to destroy the TIE fights two ships need to head to below the exhaust port to find the source and one ship needs to shoot a torpedoe I'm the hole at the right time and now they found an opening and then fifty TIE fighter coming from a kilometre away and they destroyed twent and getting chased by thirty I avoided there attacks and destroyed them and the exhaust port is still far away a giant meteorite fire starting to get them they all missed and with two ships destroyed we have three hopes and the indicator was off now it was doom of me bye bye cruel world BOOOOOOOOM!!!! The death sphere was destroyed then sidious heads up To the second death sphere and then darth vader (new body) gives him strange news "On the death sphere i saw a strange sight" "Yeah,what was iT" Saïd darth sidious (Fifth body) "Well youll never belive me But iT was someone who looked like darth plagueis" repliek darth vader darth sidious was shockend by his news and he thought That he killed darth plagueis So later darth sidious called darth plagueis on his iPhone 4 (IOS 6) and Saïd To talk To his master and he did he told him about luke skywalker and To gunt him down so One day later he got luke skywalker To listen To his news "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Luke Saïd As he found out That plagueis was his Alternate father and then he jumped away and he landed on the millennium falcon FIND OUT ABOUT LUKE SKYWALKER AND HOW HE FINDS OUT ABOUT. Darth PLAGUEIS IN.... EPISODE VI:RETURN OF THE NINJA COMING SOON!