User:Darth Plagueis The Wise

"Darth Ethan was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful, and so wise, he could manipulate the medi-chlorians to create...life."

---Darth Sidious

Darth Ethan was the first apprentice of Darth Massec. He had no reason to keep him alive, and planned to kill him, but he was delayed when his landlord forced him to pay rent. He sped to the scene, trying to get a chance to kill Massec, only to find that he moved to Ziost. Being left on Korriban, he was so angry. He was then delayed from getting angry and screaming his head off about it, because his girlfriend practically forced him to take her on a date. Finally, after eating at the Korribanian Pizza Hut(t), he went out into the desert, and let out a force scream that broke windows several miles away. Then his girlfriend annoyed him (almost to death!) for the entire night, for waking up the neighbors.

Biography
Ethan was born on planet Nagi. At the age of 13, he took a speeder for a joyride over Korriban, when it was shot down by Space Pirates. He was found by Darth Massec. Massec trained him in the ways of the Dark Side. He took an apprentice, Darth Vader 2.0. . Him and Vader 2.0 invaded the Jedi temple in order 66, but unbeknownst to them, Palpatine also issued order 666, the order to eliminate the compitition.

Girlfriend 2
This person was a Dark Jedi. When she found Darth Ethan, she liked him very much. He made a good victim since he strictly believed in not hurting females (unless they were Jedi). One night when she was screaming her head off at him, he got so angry, that he broke his personal ways, and engaged her in lightsaber combat. She lost this duel when he cut her lightsaber in half, damaging both sides. He prepared to use force lightning on her. She however, used the force to bring the roof down on his head. She then ran for his speeder bike. He stumbled after her, but it was too late. She took off with his speeder bike. Darth Ethan had dizziness for the next two hours, and a headache for the rest of the week.

Apprentice
This was Darth Ethan's Sith Apprentice. Darth Vader 2.0, was well trained and he specialized in the powers of Force Lightning, Spear of Midnight Black, Sith Alchemy, and force choke. He was also able to weakly use Midi-chorian Manipulation.

Master
See main article: Darth Massec.

Behind the Scenes

 * Yeah, Yeah, I know, Darth Ethan didn't make any apperances.
 * A year after his girlfriend left him, he got hit in the face with an Electrostaff, and his face melted away, giving him an aged apperance.

Appearances

 * Real Life
 * Mr. Clovicko's class, period six

Articles I've made

 * Al Japba
 * Darth Adas
 * Darth Massec
 * Darth Simus
 * Darth Vindictus (joke article)
 * Electrosaber
 * How the Jedi were finally wiped out (joke article for Sith and Dark Jedi lovers.)
 * Leia Palpatine
 * Mos Eisley Massacre
 * Nal Jawatte
 * Padme Palpatine
 * Merrax
 * Sith Army Pen Knife (joke article)
 * Vendaxian

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