The Fanon Menace: A Day in the Life of a Stormtrooper/Episode 2 script

Episode II: Detention Block Written by Seth Hoover and Joshua McGraw

Why are we here?

Don’t start that again. I mean, we’ve discussed everything there is to discuss. Evolution, Intelligent Design, God...the Force.

This time I mean why are we here? In the detention cell.

Because you couldn’t keep your helmet to yourself.

*Enter Vader*

How y’all doin? I brought y’all a companion to join you in good ole solitary confinement.

*Enter Leia*

Hi.

Hi.

*Pause*

So what’re you here for?

Forming a diabolical plan to overthrow the Empire by stealing the Death Star Plans and giving them to the Rebellion so they can analyze them and find a weakness that they can destroy the battle station with. You?

He took his helmet off.

Wow, that’s almost unforgivable.

I know. Thankfully, Vader told me he’d let me off easy because it’s my first offence.

Yep, that’s my Dad for you.

*Enter Vader*

Y’all two! Come with me. Y’all’s station’s been moved.

*Exit detention cell and close door*

He’s her father? You know, I really can see the family resemblance.

How can you see the resemblance? He’s got a mask on!

<TK-421>Well, if you look at him just right, you can see through the visor and see his eyes.

<TK-422>So?

<TK-421>Isn’t it obvious? She’s got his eyes!

<Vader>Y’all really think so?

<TK-422>Hold on...if you stand there…yes! I can see the eyes. You mean she’s got red eyes? Wow, that’s like someone took a HoloNet picture of her and turned it into a person.

<TK-421>No, that’s because of your helmet. If you take it off…

*TK-421 reaches for his helmet*

<TK-422>NO!

*TK-422 tackles TK-421*

<TK-421>Sorry, I forgot.

<TK-422>This wasn’t a problem as a Clone Trooper...

<Vader>Here we are.