The Fanon Menace/Season 2/Episode 22 script

Bespin -arrive on Bespin/Meet Lando


 * *Millennium Falcon lands*

 Here comes Lando.

 Are you sure you trust him?

 Don’t worry, Lando and I, we go way back. I definitely trust him as far as I can throw him.

 And just how far can you throw him?

 Last time I checked, I couldn’t even lift him.

 *sarcastically* Well, that’s reassuring.


 * *Group exits Millennium Falcon*

 You’ve got a lot of nerve, coming here, after what you pulled.

 What did I pull? Are you blaming me for something that’s not my fault again?

 Just kidding! Got you good, that time, didn’t I? How’re you doing, you old pirate! Good to see you!

 Well, he seems very friendly.

 *sarcastically* Oh, yeah.

 So, what brings you here?

 My hydrospanners, for one. We spent a whole hour getting here without the hyperdrive.

 Your hydrospanners?

 Yes, my hydrospanners. You know, they 26-set I borrowed to you almost 10 years ago.

 Funny thing about those hydrospanners…

<Han> What’d you do?

<Lando> Those were the krayt dragon pearl-plated ones passed through your family since the formation of the Old Republic, right? The ones given to your ancestors by the very first Supreme Chancellor, right?

<Han> What’d you do?

<Lando> Well, you know Jabba the Hutt, the creepy slug creature who eats bugs?

<Han> Yes…

<Lando> Well, I owed him some money…

<Han> And you gave him the hydrospanners to pay the debt, right?

<Lando> No! I paid the debt off myself. The hydrospanners were for the interest.

<Han> How many years were you in debt to him?

<Lando> Just three days! Here’s a bit of free advice…never borrow money from a Hutt. Their interest rates are horrendous.

<Han> Ok, well, we gotta go, then. I’ve got to head to Tatooine to get my hydrospanners back.

<Lando> No! You can’t go yet. You’ve gotta stay for dinner. My people will fix the hyperdrive, and then instead of taking an hour getting to Tatooine, it’ll take five minutes.

<Han> That sounds good.

-C-3PO dismantled


 * *3PO stops as he passes door*

<C-3PO> I wonder where this leads.


 * *Enters room, sees stormtroopers*

<C-3PO> Oh no! Stormtroopers! I must warn the others!


 * *Exit C-3PO, followed by stormtroopers*