The Fanon Menace/Season 2/Episode 27 script

Tatooine -Luke thrown in with “rancor”

*Luke falls into pit*

 Wow. It sure is dark down here.

*door rumbles open, nerf enters*

*Luke Force-jumps onto back of the nerf, grabs chain hanging from the ceiling, and loops it around nerf. He herds the nerf to the door and charges through. Door frame knocks Luke off nerf onto floor of the pit. Luke is surrounded by guards*

 Nice try.

 Take them away.

*TK-421 and TK-422 exit with Chewie and Luke*

-Dune Sea/fight Boba Fett

*skiff hovering along with Luke, Han, Chewie, Lando, Lobot, Leia, Jabba, TK-421, and TK-422*

 I can’t see! It’s all a big white blur. Must be carbonite sickness.

 You’re blindfolded.

 No I’m not, I’m carbonite sick.

*Luke removes blindfold*

 I’m healed! It’s a miracle!

*Luke shakes his head as skiff stops. Sail barge in background*

 Throw them in!

*TK-421 and TK-422 push Luke onto platform. Luke springboards off edge, flies up, missing lightsaber, overshoots the skiff, and lands headfirst in the sand*

 Okaaay...who’s next?

*Calrissian jumps out, throws off his helmet. Lobot knocks TK-421 and TK-422 off, into sand*

 Take that, villains.

*Boba Fett flies over, lands next to Lobot, knocking Han off*

 We meet again, Boba Fett, competent bounty hunter. You will not escape this time.

*Lobot fights Fett. Lobot knocked over, Boba raises pole, about to smash it down*

 Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where?

*Leia spins, her chain hits Fett’s jetpack, which activates and sends him headfirst into the sand next to TK-421 and TK-422*

*Leia, Lando, and Lobot turn to Jabba, look at each other, then run to Jabba, lift him up, and throw him off the edge. Jabba lands headfirst in the sand next to Fett, TK-421, and TK-422*

-Escape sail barge

 I can’t believe you missed, R2. You nearly killed Master Luke!

 *whistles*

 I don’t know how we’re going to get there. It’s not like I can fly.

 *whistles*

<C-3PO> Climb in there? No! I am not going to get in that thing.

*R2-D2 bumps C-3PO into hole in the deck. Cannon lifts out of hole and fires. R2-D2 jets after C-3PO, who lands on the skiff*

<Lando> Let’s get out of here.

<Leia> What about Luke and Han?

<Lando> We’ll pick them up on the way out of here.

*cut to Han and Luke stuck headfirst in sand. Grapples lower down from skiff (out of shot) and pick them up*

*skiff flies off*

-leave Tatooine

*Falcon flies away from Tatooine, followed by Luke’s X-wing*

<Luke> *over comlink* Meet you guys at the rendezvous point. I’ll be back later.

<Han> *over comlink* See you there, kid.

*exit Falcon and X-wing*