User:C3PO the Dragon Slayer/Unfanonpedia

The following are mini-articles that are an Uncyclopedia to Star Wars Fanon. These are made for entertainment value, and not made to offend anyone or detract from the value of any articles. The links to the headers go to the main fanon article. Feel free to add to this for identical purposes, but please follow the rules:
 * 1) Do not insert vulgar material. This includes cuss words, obscene images, and other profane and otherwise offensive content.
 * 2) Your edits are subject to removal if for a good reason, and your contribution to my sub-page will likely be mercilessly edited and redistributed at will.
 * 3) Any article can have an Unfanonpedia counterpart. Even mine. For all of you who might take offense, it is nothing against you or the article, just for entertainment. If you still take offense, then FEEL THE WRATH OF C-3PO THE DRAGON SLAYER!

Jak Virtus
"Yo, I'm super-dee-dooper tall, dude. I'm towering over everyone, and everyone is a little ant to me, dawgs. That's right. Oh, yeah, did I mention that I'm really tall?"

- Jak

Jak has way too many last names, and I mean WAY too many. Most of them come from Latin or Greek or Old Corellian or Pig Latin or whatever. His current name, which is subject to change in three minutes, is an anagram of TV R US!, if the i is upside down and turned into an exclamation point. Yeah, and this guy was so big, he couldn't fit into the camera and make room for more important characters, like Padme, that two-timing cheat of a sissy. So Jak was really in all the films, but he was digitally edited out.

Mal-Trido
"I am the strongest Jedi ever. I'm better than you, and you, and you, and everyone else. I'm also better than every Sith combined. And I have this totally rockin lightsaber. Hold on, I need to scratch. Whoops! There goes the Kashyyyk system. I need to get this excessive Force power under control."

- Mal-Trido

Mal-Trido, whose first name starts with the French word for "bad," was the goodest and powerfulest Jedi on the planet. I mean the Galaxy. He brought Jedi back to life, killed about seven trillion Sith, each one ignoring Darth Bane's Rule of Two, and was bald. I mean, look at that dopey picture on his article! I've seen better art in Spot videos. But aside from his amazing slender figure and totally attractive face, he was born to two powerful Jedi, but they were gnats compared to Mal-Trido. Behind the scenes: Mal-Trido was created so MaulYoda could have the strongest Jedi on the site. But there's no competing with Wikimaniac!

Iznican
Iznicans are the most beautiful creatures in the universe. They have feminine scales, feminine "innie" unbilicuses, feminine two heads, feminine antennae, feminine horns, feminine small intestines, feminine eyes, feminine nose, feminine feet, fiminine mouth, feminine tongue, feminine heart, feminine pancreas, feminine legs, feminine arms, feminine chins, feminine hair, and verrrryyy feminine wings that span across the horizon. Oh, yeah, and they're really reptiles, but they're Near-Human. Iznicans are seven meters tall, which makes them very attractive, and they live forever no matter what. So there. Their skin color alternates through all the colors of the rainbow, and they were nearly destroyed by Darth Bobaria Bloody Death even though they can't die, and the Iznican saved the galaxy. To compensate for their invulnerability and unbelievable beauty (I know they don't sound attractive, but they are loads more beautiful than women, and if you saw a picture of one, you would see how beautiful they are, though every picture I've put on there is a ripoff of a common chick or a well-known canon character) they totally suffer during puberty, which lasts longer than Yodas.

Palpatine Skywalker
Palpatine Skywalker was saviour to the galaxy, and his parents were sheer geniuses for giving him that awesome name, for they knew that he would be able to defeat DARTH MALICE THE SPIDER EMPEROR AND FREKEN SWEET SITH LORD THAT RULES THE UNIVERSE BECAUSE HE IS MORE POWERFUL THAN ANYONE EXCEPT PALPATINE SKYWALKER and restore order to the galaxy for two whole years! Yowza! He learned the ways of Dragonballs and Kamayhamhayhahahaha from someone that I can't spell, but in truth, I can't spell anything. He could do so many sweet moves like combinining with his wife, Nigel Fett, and have their wills fight each other more than ever! I know Palpatine is a wierd name for a Skywalker who is on the Light Side but can use Dark Side powers but that's the way it is, and I hope you like my article on Palpatine Skywalker.

Nathaniel Kenobi Solo
Nathaniel Kenobi Solo, or Nathaniel Kenobi Solo Clan Fett Shan Binks Amidala Panaka Skywalker Solo (oh, wait, I already said that) Mothma Etcetera Organa Secura Windu And Many More, was able to ghost, or teleport anything anywhere, objects and lived four thousand years because his author wanted to include his favorite namesake in his new series that he accidentally made too far into the future to be plausible.

Darth Infineus
"Fools. Look behind you! Huh?!?!? What is it?? (*slash*) Ow."

- Darth Infineus and a random Jedi

Darth Infineus was the most powerful Sith in the galaxy at any time. He could teleport, live forever, and kinda sorta bring things back to life, and he could defeat hundreds of Jedi easily. Kind of like a mix between Mal-Trido, NKSCF, and Darth Bobaria Bloody Death only much better because he's a Sith and he lives for ten thousand years, not a measly four thousand, and he is uglier than Palpatine. He was behind every galactic conflict from the First Great Schism on. He was really old, and he pays no heed to Revan or Malak or any of those canon Sith that are really cool because the sad truth is that the sadly tormented author of the article doesn't have Knights of the Old Republic.