The Fanon Menace/Season 1/Episode 20 script

Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Bith Invisible Hand: -Watch Space Battle


 * *Flashes are seen in the foreground behind the camera*

 Oooh.

 Aaah.

 These fireworks are really pretty.

 You do realize there are clones in those ships…and that they’re not fireworks.

 Sure.

 I’m beginning to feel like Padmé around you.

 Why?

 Because you don’t hear what I’m saying.

 Oh, that’s nice.

 *Sigh*

 So why are we here, again?

 To rescue the Chancellor since you made us miss him on Coruscant.

 Oh, right. Sorry about that. I had to go to the bathroom. Anyway, we should go find him. You go that way, *points left* and I’ll go…that way *points left again*.

 That would make sense.


 * *Obi starts to exit right.*

 Wrong way.


 * *Both exit left.*

-Find Palpatine


 * *Ani & Obi enter room.*

 Are you sure we have the right ship?

<Anakin> It said "Invisible Hand" on the episode title at the beginning.

<Obi-Wan> Well, then where is he?

<Anakin> Maybe we should check the spire?

<Obi-Wan> Nonsense! Why would he be there?

<Anakin> I don’t know, you’re the one with the plans...*whispers* unfortunately.

<Obi-Wan> Well, we can’t give up. The Republic is counting on us.

<Anakin> What if the Republic is better off without him?

<Obi-Wan> You haven’t turned Separatist on me, have you?

<Anakin> No, I’m just saying...

<Obi-Wan> Hold on.


 * *Obi exits right.*

<Anakin> Where are you going?


 * *Ani follows.*


 * *Camera pans over to see Palpatine off stage.*

<Obi-Wan> What are you doing off stage?

<Palpatine> I got bored and hungry up in the spire.


 * *Ani gives Obi a sharp glare.*

<Anakin> Aren’t you supposed to have hand cuffs on?

<Palpatine> Oh, Dooku took them off so I could come here.

<Obi-Wan> Is he still there?

<Palpatine> Of course, he’s waiting for you.

<Obi-Wan> We have to go fight him.

<Anakin> Why? We have Palpatine. We can leave.

<Obi-Wan> Weren’t you reading the opening crawl? We have to end this war.

<Anakin> Why were you reading the opening crawl?

<Obi-Wan> I got bored.

<Anakin> Oh. Ok, let’s go…but we bring Palpatine with us.

<Obi-Wan> Deal.

<Palpatine> Wait! Why?

<Obi-Wan> Come on.


 * *All three exit left.*