The Fanon Menace: A Day in the Life of a Stormtrooper/Episode 6 script

Episode VI: Escape Written by Seth Hoover and Joshua McGraw

*Garbage chute door slides open*

Ouch

*Joe emerges, literally thing as paper*

Suck it up. Let’s go.

There they are!

*Chase Luke and Leia. Door slides shut in front of them. TK-421 screeches to a stop and is knocked over by TK-422, Bob, and Joe*

The door’s locked!

No problem. There’s a control panel.

*Bob blasts the control panel*

So where’s the lock?

I think I just blasted it...

Pass me the crowbar!

Here you go.

*Starts prying up the door*

*muffled*They’re coming through!

Do you see anything? Do you see anything?

You’re closer than me! What do you see?

I see...white boots. And...more white boots.

*Door opens some more*

Look, the nice lady from the detention cell.

Nice lady?

Yeah. The daughter of Lord Vader.

<TK-422>Oh, her. Who’s with her?

<TK-421>A helmetless stormtrooper. No wonder we’re chasing them. Oh, look, they just flew across the bridge.

<Joe>Let’s head this way. We’ll catch up to them at the hangar.

TIE Hangar

<TK-422>Are you sure this is the right way?

<TK-421>Yeah, why?

<TK-422>Because I don’t think there should be this many TIEs in here and no freighter.

<TK-421>True. Let’s try a different way.

<Han>Aaaaaahhhhhhh!

*Han fires blaster*

<TK-422>Why is he shooting? Is he shooting at us?

<TK-421>Maybe he thinks we’re the bad guys.

<Bob>Why are we always the bad guys?

<TK-421>I dunno.

<TK-422>Maybe it’s the helmets. Anyway, come on, Bob and Frank…I mean, Joe. Let’s follow him. He looks like he knows where he’s going.

<Bob>*grumbling* Bad guys. Us? What nerve.

The Hangar

*Blasterfire sounds as TK-421, TK-422, Bob, and Frank approach hangar*

<TK-421>I wonder who’s shooting?

<TK-422>I bet it’s a target practice session.

<TK-421>Wanna join?

<TK-422>I suppose.

*Step into hangar and start shooting at targets displayed underneath the Falcon. Obi-Wan turns into a Force Ghost in the background and walks up to Luke*

<Obi-Wan Force Ghost>Run, Luke, run!

*Exit Obi-Wan Force Ghost*

*TK-421 is shot and knocked backwards. The landing knocks his helmet off*

*Falcon flies off*

<TK-421>Ouch. Man, Vader’s gonna be mad when he finds out we let them escape.

<TK-422>*turns to face TK-421 as he speaks* Don’t worry, it won’t be as bad as the time you took your...*sees TK-421 and starts trailing off*...helmet...

*Short pause*

<TK-422>Now you’re in for it.