Thyrris

"Picture a bearskin rug, and then picture the bear it had come off of. Now picture that bear still living, but walking upright, covered in third-degree burns and very angry about the loss of its pelt, and you might get an inkling of why nobody messed with Thyrris."

- Narrator

Thyrris was the massive personal bodyguard of crimelord Ejif Wetel. He was notable for his mostly hairless appearance, the result of him jumping onto an incendiary grenade meant for his boss.