User:The Palaeontologist

I am a powerful old Jedi Master who salvaged a giant CIS Droid Army and Naval force, built a massive series of droid factories, shipyards and strongholds, and I live on a heavily fortified and unchartered (to the Empires and Republicans, Sith and Jedi, and any 'others') Earth sized planet in the far reaches of the outer rim. I participated in the Clone Wars, but always preferred Science to Religion, as well as Palaeontology and Archaeology to most things, though my lightsaber training, especially in Makashi Form II, is something I have honed into an art. Think Dooku, but better. I am not the average Jedi. The stern ferocity of Dooku, the rag-tag nature of Rahm Kota, the honesty and valour of Obi Wan Kenobi - the fighting and intellectual equal of all three. I like neat numerical battalions. I currently have 12,525,000,000,000 B1 Battle Droids, 5,750,000,000,000 B2 Battle Droids, 1,400,000,000,000 Droidekas, 2,000,000,000,000 Commando Droids, 1,000,000,000 Magna Guards 650,000,000,000 Vulture Droids, 300,000,000 Tri-Fighters, 30,000,000.000 Hyaena Bombers, 2,500,000 Belbullab Strike Bombers, 1,000,000 Droid Gunships, tens of millions of armoured vehicles, millions of artillery pieces, billions of other (classified) Battle Droids and at least a million warships of varying classes, old and new, swarming in droves around my planet, moons and my metal ore/other resources purse worlds. The pride of my fleet is a personally designed variant of the Subjugator-class Heavy Destroyer/Cruiser Capital Battleship, only something exceeding ISSD size. My armies have been mustering slowly since the fall of the Republic. I will soon be ready to assail the galaxy to its core. I have discovered immortality and have seen the Yuuzhan Vong come and go, the Sith regroup in huge numbers, the sons of the Skywalkers rise and fall. But this is no Dark Jedi or Sith Lord. This is the light of the galaxy. My path will lead me to find on the side of good, the new Jedi and sons of former rebels, wherever they are. I am the light. This time, all evil will be - must be - removed from power in this galaxy. For too long have the Sith returned, Empires dominated and crimelords such as the filthy Hutts held sway. No longer. This Jedi will burden himself with the guilt of lighting up the skies of a billion systems. To eradicate evil is possibly to become so. But that is my ultimate sacrifice for the galaxy; to fight for good, but the greater good indeed, whatever the cost, especially to my own reputation. My forces are immensely superior to anything the galaxy is ready for. My droids are smart. Very smart. Though not so smart as to threaten their leadership. I have an apprentice, who shall aid me in overwhelming the entire galaxy......but our purpose is to return home, when the deed is finally done. Galaxy, prepare for total war! Prepare for the AGE OF ETERNAL LIGHT.