Thread:Yukaimaster/@comment-44609927-20191207032141

To whom it may concern,

I'd like to file a peehole mishap. Typically when I go pee there is a vibrant stream of yellow, but today at approx. 4:14pm there was a viscous brown. My pee is poop today. It sucks to be honest, I hate pooping out of my penis. The semi-solid poo is too big for the hole where liquid usually flows, so theres a lot of blood and occasional urethral prolapsing. Yea that's right, my peehole is inside out and covered in shit. Even worse, when I got so grossed out that I couldn't take it anymore, I felt like I was gonna barf and a fat sticky cumload came out instead.

And I'm pooping boogers. 