Quote:Jonas Ashley

Jonas Ashley is an Imperial Army General assigned to Dallas, Texas.

Imitations
"Er, uh. Don't tell anyone about last night."

- Jonas imitates Mayor Quimby from The Simpsons.

"Mr. Durron, I represent the estate of (inserts name) and I have a court order demanding an immediate halt to this unauthorized imitation. Boys."

- Jonas imitates The Blue-Haired Lawyer from The Simpsons. When doing this he is often accompanied by Stormtroopers.