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Extra, extra, get your news here!
It’s been an interesting couple of weeks for Star Wars Fanon, and there are a few things I’d like to report on for this news segment of CASWFN. First, Wikia has introduced a new program to generate revenue that will let anyone create any type of wiki they want to. This could lead to numerous different types of Star Wars fanon wikis competing directly with this one. Not to worry, though. I have every confidence that we’ll be seeing this one through. After all, considering the standards upon which this wiki is judged, it’d be pretty hard to top us. The amount of time, skill and effort it would take to compete with our level of quality would be astronomical. Even Barack Obama would call out, “No We Can’t”.

BREAKING NEWS

This just in: we’re devastated to announce that Brandon Rhea, one of this wiki’s administrators, will be stepping down from his position as administrator and seer effective immediately. His reason? Quote, “you can all go straight to hell”. As replacements, Rhea has put forward Jedi Master 76, Squishy Vic and Atarumaster88 as his choices to succeed him. Each has pledged to work with the other to cut down the 20,000+ articles on this wiki to a number that better reflects the true quality of the wiki. Because of that, this wiki will be left with a grand total of no articles. Further news will be announced as we get it.

CASWFN edition one and only Editor in chief: The names of staff and contributors are withheld to protect their identities from the mad rantings and possibly being sent to gulags in Siberia. 
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