Clones and Stormies: How to Tell Them Apart

Clones and Stormies: How to Tell Them Apart was a humor book in the Galactic City Library. It told witty jokes about clone troopers and stormtroopers, including how to tell them apart, and was meant mainly for adults. Here are a few examples of its jokes.

Jokes

 * What's the last thing to go through a scout trooper's head when he hits a tree? His afterburner.
 * Clone troopers can see their targets clearly, stormtroopers couldn't see a target if it hit them in the retina.
 * What's white, dirty, fires blue, and makes you feel like you're looking at eye candy? A clone wearing his scarred armor.
 * What's white, clean, fires red, and makes you feel more like eating vanilla? A stormie wearing his shiny armor.
 * A clone pilot fights with his heart, while a TIE pilot would rather use his liver.
 * Why do they call both clone troopers and stormtroopers "shock troopers"? Because both commit equally shocking deeds.
 * Send in the clones, but make sure they're not the Emperor's stormtroopers. How do you do that, you may ask? Clones show their faces sometimes and have realistic, dented armor, so you know they're flesh-and-blood, while stormies never take off their helmets and always have such deliciously shiny armor, evidence that they are more plastic in the flesh.