User:Firedance/quotewall

 "Being an administrator at SWF is like a job, sort of. More like an unpaid internship, except I'm not an intern. So, I guess that makes it a hobby. A very professional, to the point of semiprofessional, hobby."

- on the nature of his service to the SWFanon community

"It's like good cop, bad cop, if only one of the cops had a badge..."

-, on the nature of and Firedances' methods of dealing with unruly users

"You wikia people are weird, you always talk like you're from the 1700's."

- to a philosopher, an English major, and a lawyer

"(user repeatedly reoffends) Savage: 'Send another warning message in a REALLY STERN TONE this time!'  Sakaros: 'Ban for three days.' Firedance: 'Ban for life. Also, kill his mother.'"

"And on the other end there's Jamie right out of the gate with, 'Don't make me open a can of trying to persuade Savage to do admin stuff on your sorry behind.'"

- on the comparisons between and Firedances' approaches to offending users

"'The Jedi Guardians won't stop asking how much he can lift (with telekinesis), the Jedi Consulars don't think he's deep enough for them, and those weird Jedi Sentinels with their skinny jeans and white makeup insist that learning to slice a computer system is, like, SO retro, man.'"

-, on the plot of Upon Arrival

"Could be a dish he was ordering, with 'young man' the translation from 'garçon.' 'Oh oui, monsieur, paictenic is our speciality!'"

-, on the potential origin of an article typo

"Yeah, we've got the Harry Potter formula down: Savage is the noble hero marked out for a special destiny at a young age, Jamie is the girl who's way more cerebral than either of the others, and I've got the comic relief covered."

"I'm like Hermione mixed with Pansy Parkinson."

- on herself

"And to be honest with you, I think you... could easily become admin... with a bit more time, SWFanon-specific experience, and patience..."

- to, before the dark times, before the Empire.

"At some point, I was trolling Wookieepedia, and I came upon one of their 'go do your dumb fan stuff on the fanon wiki' messages to some user..."

-, his SWFanon origin story

"I'm not bragging, but I'm incredibly intelligent."

-, December 2015

"Disclaimer: I'm not actually an idiot. I'm terribly brilliant."

-, August 2016

"I'm kind of a model for how to live your life."

-, August 2016

"When in doubt, write a Mary Sue. It works for comic book writers; it'll work for you."

-, August 2016

"I'm SWFanon's resident menace." "You may be giving yourself too much credit, mate." "Fair point. I am a mere gadfly upon the flanks of the mighty horse that is SWFanon."

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