The Fanon Menace/Season 1/Episode 30 script

Mustafar -Padmé gives birth


 * *Bail Organa sets next to Padmé, who is lying down.*

 Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, who can do an amazing Jedi backflip...


 * *Obi does Amazing Jedi backflip in.*

 Wow! That really is amazing! Anyway. We have to get Padmé out of here! She’s going into labor!

 No. I have to go back and put Anakin back together…wait! Who are you?

 I’m Bail Organa, the intelligent, respectable Senator.

 How’d you get here?

 Ask the writers.

 I just might. But after I get Padmé out of here and come back to but Anakin back together.

 Aaaaah!

 Padmé, breathe.


 * *Padmé gives birth.*

 He said breathe not give birth! She’s mute and deaf!

 I’m not mute!

 Her lips are moving, but nothing is coming out! It’s like she’s trying to tell me something!

 Master Obi-Wan Ken...uh, Obi-Wan, you’re panicking. Just help me with the next one.

 Next one?

 Yes, twins.


 * *Padmé gives birth again.*

 This is too much.

<Bail> What do you want to call them?

<Obi-Wan> I don’t know. They’re not my kids!

<Bail> Obi-Wan, calm down!

<Obi-Wan> Ok.

<Padmé> *mumbling* Luke and Leia.

<Obi-Wan> Bail, do you hear something?

<Bail> Those are beautiful names.

<Padmé> Thank you.

<Obi-Wan> Wait! I heard her!


 * *Padmé passes away.*

<Bail> She’s gone.

<Obi-Wan> No, wait. 5...4...3...2...1...


 * *Padmé gasps for air.*

<Obi-Wan> I hate it when they do this.


 * *Padmé passes away again.*

<Bail> Now, she’s gone.

<Obi-Wan> No, not yet. This continues a couple times.


 * *Padmé gasps for air again.*

<Obi-Wan> Well, that went fast. Normally they take forever to finally get around. So, umm, what about the kids?

<Bail> We have to get them to a home. You take the boy to Tatooine, to his family, and watch over him there. I’ll take the girl and raise her as my own.

<Obi-Wan> Sounds good! We should leave at once.

<Bail> That’s the smartest thing you’ve said this episode.


 * *All exit, including Padmé.*

-Obi-Wan and others leave

-Sidious arrives to help Anakin


 * *Sidious enters to see Anakin facing the opposite direction he was earlier.*

<Anakin> Guys! Is that you?

<Sidious> It is I. Glad to see you alive.

<Anakin> What happened to Padmé?

<Sidious> It appears, she is gone.

<Anakin> Noooooo!

<Sidious> Clones pick him up.


 * *Clones pick up half of Anakin and place him on stretcher, and carry him off.*

Tatooine: -Obi arrives on homestead


 * *Obi arrives at homestead.*

<Obi-Wan> Hello! Hello? Is anybody home?


 * *No response. Obi leaves Luke at doorstep.*

Mustafar -Darth Vader transformation


 * *Dark room. Imperial March playing in background from Lego Boombox. Darth Vader’s platform tilts upward to reveal the mechanical version. Darth Vader falls forward.*

<Vader> I think I’m a little top-heavy.

THE END