Jonathan

"Johnny... Who was he again? Oh, Johnny! The funny looking one with the big mouth! Him, right?"

- A servant of Jabba the Hutt trying to remember Johnny

Jonathan, more commonly known by his nickname Johnny, was a Human inhabitant of the desert planet Tatooine. He was known in his homestead of Mos Eisley as an ignorant adolescent with little commonsense. His social skills were somewhat lack, which made him unpopular with the locals. He is both famous and infamous for his unfortunate and abrupt death at the hands of Jabba the Hutt.

Early life
Little was known of Johnny's childhood. His parentd died when he was young. The orphan was adopted by the Toydarian Watto. At a young age, he was taught in the art of salesmanship. It was from Watto that he obtained his skills as a con artist. Unfortuantely for him, he was never taught manners or the normal rules of right and wrong. This made a great effect on the outcome of Johnny's short life, even possibly being the cause of his death.

Servant of Jabba
"So, Octo-Face, where are we goin'?"

- Johnny to Bib Fortuna

Watto eventually sold Johnny to Bib Fortuna, who took Johnny to Jabba's palace. Johnny was excited about meeting and working for the infamous crime boss, but the idiot savant had little time to marvel at his new found career.

Death
"Whoa! Now that guy is fat!"

- Johnny's infamous last words, describing Jabba the Hutt

As soon as Johnny was taken into Jabba's main chamber, and the words escaped his mouth, his fate was sealed.

Fame
Johnny became famous following his death. All across the Galaxy, people spoke of the "heroic" fool who, with no regard for hsi well-being, publicly insulted jabba, face-to-face. And, of course, a year later began the events that would lead to Jabba's own death.