TMMDS:Dave's True Power

Dave's True Power is a fan-fiction episode of The Many Misfortunes of Dave the Stormtrooper and the first episode of the series.

Story
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. A young man named Dave was once again spending some after hours at the Mos Eisley Cantina. Dave was a lonely quiet type, who still never found a job. He was drinking a coffee, searching threw the papers for a job that suited him. Finally, he found something that caught his eye.

"What's this?"

Dave yelled with excitement. He was focusing on a small box in the paper. The headlines were "Stormtrooper Position Wanted".

"I've waited my whole life for this!"

Dave said. And it was true. Ever since Dave turned 5, he always dreamed of having a part time job as a Stormtrooper. Quicker than a flash of lightning, Dave ran out of the bar to apply for that position. The next thing Dave knew, he found himself dressed as a Stormtrooper, wandering the halls of the Death Star.

"Wow. Simply amazing."

Dave stared around the Death Star at the many interesting sights. Suddenly, a tall Stormtrooper walked into sight, and Dave knew that was his boss the minute he saw him

"Welcome to the Death Star. I believe you are applying for a job." Dave's boss said lazily.

"Oh yeah" Dave shouted with excitement. I've waited my whole life to apply for a job! I'm a huge fan of the Imperial Army! I have all your action figures, and mugs and T-shirts. Look! I'm even wearing one right now."

"Shut up kid. Being a Stormtrooper isn't all fun and games. Its a lot of hard work, and I'm pretty sure a nitwit like you wouldn't be able to handle it."

Dave was hurt, but he just nodded lightly. He was still excited to finely be a Stormtrooper.

"Come. Let me show you your position."

Dave followed his boss into a small narrow room, with computers lined up against the walls. Almost everyone of them had a Stormtrooper working at it.

"OK. Your job is to just look at the computer screen, and tell everyone if a Jedi is approaching. Good Luck"

Dave sat down on one of the computers, next to a short plump Stormtrooper. He was confused. What was a "Jedi?"

"Excuse me ser, could you please explain to me what this "Jedi" thing is?"

As soon as Dave asked this question, everyone in the room looked shocked. Then they just started laughing.

"You should know what a Jedi is. That's the whole point of your job. You see that big circle in the middle of your computer screen, if a red dot is approaching it, that means a Jedi is coming."

But all Dave cared about was what was a Jedi.

"Yes but that's not what I asked. I asked what was a Jedi?!" Dave was angry at this point

"They are the sneakiest beings in the galaxy, you never know who could be a Jedi." replied a tall Stormtrooper a few seats down from Dave"

"Oh no! So does that mean I could be a Jedi?! Oh no!" Dave was shocked

"No. We have documented proof that you are not a Je-"

"Or you could be a Jedi" Dave pointed to the short Stormtrooper sitting next to him.

"No!"

The next thing Dave did was grab a hand gun. He started shooting all around the room. Soon it was total chaos. Later that day, Darth Vader arrived at the room to find graffiti on the walls, computers knocked over and everything badly damaged. Many Stormtroopers were lying around unconscious.

"What's going on in here?" Darth Vader demanded.

"I think everybody in here is a Jedi. Wait could you be a Jedi too?!" Dave asked shocked.

"Uh ,well. I wouldn't say a Jedi" Darth Vader ran out of the room.

"Hm. That was suspicious." Dave whispered to himself.

His boss sighed. It was going to be a long shift.

The End