Your Mary Sue

"1 4m t34 PWNAG3!" "He was a great servant to the Galaxy. He gave everything anyone could give, and he received nothing. Except eternal life through cryogenics."

- Tai painj "Who's next?"

- after slaughtering about ten million Yuuzhan Vong

 was a Jedi Sith hero during the Clone Wars Yuuzhan Vong war Legacy Era and is considered by many to be the savior to the galaxy. He She It was born in 19 ABY 29 ABY 9999 AROTS2 on Coruscant, because that's where everyone is born. Alderaan, even though it blew up. Dagobah, because 's parent's liked nature. When was 10, 4,  8,  he  she it was kidnapped by pirates Tusken Raiders Oog, the Master of Cheese Worshipers and his her its parents slaughtered. He She It escaped captivity by learning to use the Force, and piloted a Naboo Starfighter Jedi Interceptor Star Destroyer to the planet Coruscant to look for employment. Tatooine to enjoy the beach. Hoth to find the all-knowing Waampa.

When arrived, he she it was discovered by Qui-Gon Jinn Darth Maul Nom Anor and was taught in the ways of the Force dark side. Mandalorians.

Biography
"My life is an action-packed journey of countless adventures of my own exploits." "Wouldn't YOU like to know about my life?" "I'll pour the wine and you tell me what you like best about me." went to the planet of Endor, even though it technically isn't a planet, Yavin IV, even though it technically isn't a planet, Pluto, even though it technically isn't a planet, to complete the trials to become a fully-fledged Jedi. Sith. clown. In the harsh terrain of the... spherical body, was ambushed by  ten thousand four legions of three Battle Droids! Stormtroopers! voxyn! In the thick of the ambush, 's master was caught in the crossfire and killed. , trained too well in the light side, dark side, military arts, waited until after the battle to mourn. The ambushers ceased fire. The enemy continued to fire. The ambushers started to dance. called on the power of the Deepest Darkness Potentium Pwnage crackers to fight the overwhelming numbers of his her its enemies. adversaries. evil colleagues. He She It drew his her its dual-wield tribladed lightwhip-chucks blaster-lightsaber-seismic charge combo weapon light-umbrella and charged into battle. With great Force power, he she it summoned the wrath of Ultra Super Mega Force Telekinetic Energy Lightning Jab Wave and Ultra Super Mega Force Telekinetic Energy Lightning, Jab, Wave, which blasted a crater seven kilometers long. every living thing within two miles radius (except ). all of the attackers. Afterwards, stole a  Star Destroyer T-65 X-wing TIE fighter and headed back to Dantooine Dxun Mustafar to complete his full acceptance into the Jedi Academy. Sith Temple. Catholic Church.

First real mission
"It was the darkest time in my career." "HE IS SUCH A PAIN!"

- 's mom (who is probably in some way related to Obi-Wan) "Yo, whatup dawg?" As was struggling emotionally after the death of  his her its master, he she it was assigned to solve a dispute between the Condorians Sith Order of Decreto Grey Jedi and the Dren-Keeg Alliance. Rogue Knights. POC3 Dragon Slayers. The conflict was taking place in orbit over Tatooine. Dantooine. Blahtooine. Reluctantly, went to the battleground in a  Jedi Starfighter. Speeder Bike.