Vran-Meyt-Tallano-So-Choka-Pa-La-Hotuuu-Kra-Jeedga-Mekk-Thai-Sorshune-Walafafi-Hamma-Kisth-Hram-Lallahadge-Zriwimith

Jedi Master Vran-Meyt-Tallano-So-Choka-Pa-La-Hotuu-Kra-Jeedga-Mekk-Thai-Shorshune-Walafafi-Hamma-Kisth-Hram-Lallahadge-Zriwimith was a 40,000+ year-old female Sarlacc Jedi Master.

Early Life
Vran-Meyt-Tallano-So-Choka-Pa-La-Hotuu-Kra-Jeedga-Mekk-Thai-Shorshune-Walafafi-Hamma-Kisth-Hram-Lallahadge-Zriwimith was born over 20,000 years before the Battle of Yavin. Her Force-talents were discovered by a fellow Sarlacc, and thus Vran-Meyt-Tallano-So-Choka-Pa-La-Hotuu-Kra-Jeedga-Mekk-Thai-Shorshune-Walafafi-Hamma-Kisth-Hram-Lallahadge-Zriwimith begn her career as a Force-using Sarlacc Enforcer. She user her talents for good, transporting herself between worlds, vanquishing criminals, protecting citizens. She got to Tattooine 100 years before Anakin Skywalker was born, and traveled to the Great Pit of Carkoon, where she heard there was a vile Sarlacc that consumed anything in range. She then defeated that Sarlacc during the Duel at Carkoon. One day, Master Yoda went to Tattooine, because he felt there was something there. He was wandering, and eventually got to the Great Pit of Carkoon. He found Vran-Meyt-Tallano-So-Choka-Pa-La-Hotuu-Kra-Jeedga-Mekk-Thai-Shorshune-Walafafi-Hamma-Kisth-Hram-Lallahadge-Zriwimith and trained her as a Jedi. He gave her several ultra-big lightsabers, which she kept hidden in her stomach. Years later, when Anakin was born, she felt his birth and knew he was the Chosen One. She then made sure to guide the Naboo Royal Cruiser to Tattooine and affect the mind of Qui-Gon Jinn to persuade everyone on board to land there. Anakin ended up leaving, and life was peaceful for Vran-Meyt-Tallano-So-Choka-Pa-La-Hotuu-Kra-Jeedga-Mekk-Thai-Shorshune-Walafafi-Hamma-Kisth-Hram-Lallahadge-Zriwimith for several more years, as the only thing she did was watch over Anakin's son, Luke, and save a girl from some stormtroopers. She briefly left for Felucia and became the Mega Sarlacc, where she attempted, in vain, to assisst Shaak Ti in defeating Starkiller, but caught Shaak Ti when she fell in to fake her death, then used the force to simulate her death. Afterwards, she returned to become the Great Pit of Carkoon Sarlacc. One day, Jabba the Hutt took several prisoners (Namely Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, and Chewbacca to the Great Pit of Carkoon to execute them. Vran-Meyt-Tallano-So-Choka-Pa-La-Hotuu-Kra-Jeedga-Mekk-Thai-Shorshune-Walafafi-Hamma-Kisth-Hram-Lallahadge-Zriwimith helped the Jedi and his entourage escape, though in the process got shot by Han in the tentacle for attempting to pull Lando Calrissian, who she thought was "A very, very, very, fine specimen of a man" who she would like to share her consciousness with, into her maw. She released them, and had a peaceful life. Years later, she left for Coruscant, which, unbeknownst to her, was now called New Yuuzhan'Tar, under the Yuuzhan Vong. She defeated the World Brain, and the Yuuzhan Vong lost the world as a result. The New Republic awarded her for her valiant efforts, and she got her own (albeit extremely large) room in the Jedi Temple. Several other Jedi came there to ask her questions, and she would tell the younger ones exciting stories about her adventures. She outlived the New Jedi Order by eons, and formed her own Jedi organization, Knights of the Ashla. She eventually left for Unknown Space, and landed on a strange, watery world in a galaxy far, far away. A world a lot like Alderaan, but with only Humans. And not blown into a million pieces by a moon that was no moon but a space station. And no nerfs, or thrantas, or dainty creatures, or wooly moths, or stalking birds, or dainty creatures. A world with a Type I atmosphere, and most of its water undrinkable. A world previously visited by the Children of the Green Planet. A world not unlike Earth. And no wonder it wasn't unlike Earth. It WAS Earth.