User:Darth tom/Song



 There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow  Most people looked at him with terror and with fear  But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear  He could preach the bible like a preacher  Full of ecstasy and fire  But he also was the kind of teacher  Women would desire 

Rah Rah Bacatine  Lover of the Russian queen  There was a cat that really was gone  Rah Rah Bacatine  Russia's greatest love machine  It was a shame how he carried on   He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Tsar  But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar  In all affairs of state he was the man to please  But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze  For the queen he was no wheeler dealer  Though she'd heard the things he'd done  She believed he was a holy healer  Who would heal her son 

Rah Rah Bacatine  Lover of the Russian queen  There was a cat that really was gone  Rah Rah Bacatine  Russia's greatest love machine  It was a shame how he carried on   But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger  For power became known to more and more people  The demands to do something about this outrageous  '''Man became louder and louder. '''

'''This man's just got to go! declared his enemies  But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please  No doubt this Bacatine had lots of hidden charms  Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms  Then one night some men of higher standing  Set a trap, they're not to blame  "Come to visit us" they kept demanding  And he really came 

Rah Rah Bacatine  Lover of the Russian queen  There was a cat that really was gone  Rah Rah Bacatine  Russia's greatest love machine  It was a shame how he carried on 

Rah Rah Bacatine  Lover of the Russian queen  There was a cat that really was gone  Rah Rah Bacatine  Russia's greatest love machine  It was a shame how he carried on 

'''Oh, those Russians... '''

Original song: http://www.playlist.com/searchbeta/tracks#Rasputin%20-%20Boney%20M Kudos to Supergeeky1 for the image.