The Fanon Menace/Season 2/Episode 23 script

Bespin -Meal with Vader

 And right in here.


 * *Keys door open as C-3PO runs up. Camera at an angle that you can’t see inside the door*

 There are stormtroopers in the base!


 * *C-3PO is blasted, knocking head, arms, and legs off*

 Ouch.


 * *Leia turns to face open door*

 *gasps*


 * *Camera pans to see in door, revealing Vader sitting at the table*


 * *Han pulls out a blaster and shoots. Vader catches bolts and tosses them to TK-421 and TK-422, who are flanking him.  Subtitle:  Man, these things are hot!   Of course they are.  They’re lasers!*

 *pulls Han’s blaster away with the Force*

 Sure, Dad.

 Dad? Lando, did you know about this?

 Of course. I thought it would be nice for Leia to have a family dinner. As far as I know, she’s never had the chance just to sit and chat with her father over a nice, quiet meal.

 Uh…father?

 Sh. The audience doesn’t know yet. You’re spoiling the big plot twist.

 Oh.

-Han is carbonite/Luke arrives

 Well, that was good. Time to head to the carbonite room.

 Why’re we going there?

 You’ll find out.


 * *Go to carbonite room*

<Vader> *enters* Put him in.


 * *TK-421 and TK-422 enter with Han between them, still holding blaster bolts*

<Vader> Throw him in. And why are y’all still holding those blaster bolts?

<TK-422> *as Han is thrown in* The lasers were hot! They melted to our hands.

<Vader> Oh.


 * *Carbonite chamber hisses*


 * *Crane lifts carbonite slab, back facing Leia and Vader. Crane turns slowly to reveal Han standing in front of the carbonite*

<Han> *steps off pedestal and turns around* Huh. Pretty good sculpture.

<Fett> Can I take him now?

<Han> If you can catch me! *turns and runs. Jango Fett leaps out and tackles Han. Boba flies in to trap him between the two Fetts.*

<Fett> You’re coming with me.


 * *Two Cloud City personnel load Han onto the repulsorlift carbonite slab and push him out of the room*

<Vader> Take them away. I have a very important meeting here in two minutes.

<Luke> *enters* Leia? What are you doing here?

<Leia> No! It’s a trap! *is pulled out of the room*

<Luke> A trap? I wonder what she means by that. Look, Vader!


 * *Vader ignites lightsaber*