The Fanon Menace/Season 1/Episode 18 script

Geonosis -Battle of Geonosis

Look, it’s Dooku!

It is. What should we do!

Take the controls! Follow him!

Why aren’t you talking funny?

The other Jedi aren’t paying attention.

*Anakin heads to the front of the LAAT/i*

*LAAT/i hits a dune and the Jedi except Yoda and Obi-Wan all fall out*

Sorry!

*LAAT/i hits another dune and all the clones except one fall out*

Sorry again!

*LAAT/i crashes into a wall above the cavern Dooku entered and falls to the platform outside it*

That was actually not a bad landing, Anakin.

I really wish we could have some good landings once in a while, though.

Sorry…

-Anakin and Obi-Wan duel Dooku/Yoda duels Dooku

You go left, I’ll go right.

Ok. Wait, my left or your left?

We’re facing the same direction. Left is the same for both of us.

Oh.

Nute Gunray!

Would someone shoot him, please?

*Anakin heads right, followed closely by Obi-Wan*

*Anakin stops*

<Anakin>Uh, Master, left is that way.

<Obi-Wan>Of course. I knew that.

*They separate and come at Dooku from two different angles*

*Anakin and Obi-Wan charge, Dooku leaps up, Anakin and Obi-Wan crash in the middle and fall over, unconscious. Dooku lands and accidentally cuts of Anakin’s arm*

<Dooku>Oo, that’s gonna leave a mark…

<Yoda>Now you’ve got to fight me!

<Dooku>Speak like this, you do not?

<Yoda>Only around the Jedi. You were once a Jedi, but now you’re not, so I don’t have to talk funny.

<Dooku>Slightly odd, I find this.

<Yoda>Stop pretending to be dyslexic and just fight!

*Dooku and Yoda fight*

*Dooku leaps back and lands on Obi-Wan*

<Dooku>Oops. How clumsy of me.

*Dooku runs off screen*

*Anakin and Obi-Wan wake up*

<Anakini>I have a burning sensation in my left shoulder…

<Obi-Wan>Your right arm’s gone!

<Anakin>Waddaya know, it is!

*Padmé runs up to him*

<Padmé>You’re injured!

<Anakin>Oh, it’s only a scratch.

<Padmé>A scratch? Your whole arm’s gone!

<Anakin>Ah, it’ll heal in time.

<Padmé>Keep on thinking that. In the meantime, I’m going to get a doctor.

<Anakin>Whatever flies your starfighter, I guess.

<Yoda>Fought, your first battle is, Anakin. Well, you have done.

<Anakin>Thank you. Now, let’s get out of here.

-Clones enter hangar of Acclamator

*Clones enter Acclamator in background in wave after wave*

<Sidious>Look at them. Hundreds of thousands of them. All of them photocopies of our strategically placed man, Frank.

<Dooku>Do you think all will go as planned, my lord?

<Sidious>They do not call me the mastermind behind it all for no reason. Of course it will all work out; I’m a mastermind.

<Dooku>Oh. In that case, I have no doubt.

<Sidious>This will all work to our advantage, my not-so-young apprentice. In due time, you will see.