The Fanon Menace/Season 1/Episode 13 script

Tatooine -Ani and Padmé find homestead

*Ani and Padmé crash into the side of the homestead*

I really need to learn to pilot a vehicle.

It’s ok!

Anakin! Bless the Maker!

Who are you?

I am C-3PO, human cyborg relations.

I’m sorry, I don’t remember you.

Well, you’re here at least. You should probably come inside.

Why?

Because your mother is gone.

I know, I got the text about Cliegg’s wife, and talked to Watto and found out that she is my mother, then finally got directions here. Where is she?

The Tuskens took her.

Ok. Wait, if I’m correct, I should take the ME-90 back to Mos Eisley, then take the 229 Expressway to the camp, right?

No, that’s to the tourist attraction, Tusken Village. Tusken Camp is in the complete opposite direction.

Oh, so I take the Krayt Dragon Express south and turn left at exit 49 onto the Bantha Back Roads.

Yes. She should be there, but I warn you, 9 of them went out and only 12 came back.

How many were rescued from the camp?

<Threepio>None. They turned at exit 42 and ended up on the Dune Sea Highway all the way to Anchorhead.

<Anakin>Then how did 12 come back?

<Threepio>Three of them were pregnant women who gave birth in Anchorhead.

<Anakin>I don’t want to know the details. Can I borrow a speeder?

<Threepio>Yes, take Master Lars’. He can’t use it since he got bitten in half by that krayt dragon.

<Anakin>Thank you.

*Ani hops on Lars’ bike and drives off*