Star Wars Fanon:User of the Month/Archive/March 2009

This is an archive of the votes obtained by the winner of User of the Month for March 2009.

Support



 * 1) My friends. My not-so-friends. I am typing this because one of our own, a very dear friend of yours and mine, is deserving of this award. He insists that he is from the planet Krypton, but all of us know better. His commitment to this website is commendable - and if you don't think so, then I think we'll have a problem. He's a person who the Darthipedians have chosen as their punching bag; to be fair, he's deserved it. Not in the sense that he instigated any sort of insults or demeaning commentary, but in the sense that he has dreams. Dreams of grandeur. With dreams like his, it's to be expected that someone with a sense of humor will log into #swfanon as "MonicaLuwampa" asking him to have sex in the Lincoln Bedroom just because he aspires to dream. A dream that we should all desire to imitate. Commonly referred to as "buttercup", the residential "sexpert", and "Achmed", depending on who you would ask, this particular user is a man of many names and few stories to show for it. He doesn't hesitate to point out the obvious and he will occasionally give you deep, philosophical advice if you prod him enough. And sometimes he's just there to make people laugh. Now, he hates gushing praise and doesn't like to toot his own horn, but we all know that he is damn good at what he does. So I'll just end this and say: Brandon, you are deserving of this award. Thank you for all your time and effort. Cheers. &mdash;  JM ' 76 ' Ask Archives [[Image:Sabersmilyjm76.jpg|18px]] 07:15, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) Friends! Fanonites! Countrymen! Lend me your leers! I come not to mourn Brandon, but to bury him!&hellip; &hellip;Oh wait. Wrong script, sorry. MY BAD.   Ahem. Dearly beloved, we are gathered together on this blessed occasion to bear witness to the joyous matrimony of Brandon Rhea and &hellip;dangit, still the wrong script. Looks like I'll be winging it. Well, let me start off by saying that Brandon gives me far more credit than I'm due. It's only fair that I balance out that equation by giving him far less&mdash;usually on a regular basis in IRC. If I were to tell the unbiased truth (shudder), I might point out things such as his inexplicable dedication to the community, even when it's not worth being devoted to. I might mention the rules and policies he's helped formulate, the idiots he's banned, the rules he's enforced with loving strokes of his banhammer, and the good and featured articles he's written to entertain the masses and show up 90% of the other users in terms of quality. I might point out that Brandon cares about this site far more than any reasonable being should, and that he does occasionally share credit for improving it. Luckily, that's not on the agenda today. If you don't know how much Brandon deserves this award, you're obviously new to the community or self-centered beyond all imagination, so I'll gloss over his finer aspects, or you can see his user page, his contributions, or his article if you need reminded. If you're a newbie and you're straying from the path of policy, Brandon will set you straight. If you're talented or display skills that the SWF community could use, Brandon will do everything in his power to draft you. If you're looking for someone to gloss over your work and tell you that it either sucks or it's "good stuff", Brandon's your man. If you need to hear an off-color remark in IRC or some advice on an erotic scene, look up Brandon. And, if you're looking for an ego to stroke, Brandon is always there to satisfy your need. Well, now that we've had our laughs out loud from reading this novel of a vote, (I tried to make its length roughly proportional to his full ASWS, 1:10,000 scale) let's move on to serious matters. Brandon does deserve this award. Just ask him. He does a lot for this community and does his best to entertain the old hands and help the newbies. His writing shows that you can be both prolific and somewhat coherent. He's willing to defend SWF, to the point of being the resident IRC punching bag, especially to certain Darthipedians, and his reasons for enduring that are utterly beyond me. He even has a sense of humor, one that's filled with political incorrectness. A lot of work gets done by Brandon that would otherwise be shoveled onto someone else's hands&mdash;like yours. So be grateful, and vote Brandon Rhea for User of the Month. And remember, you can go   to hell if you're not going to vote for Brandon due to a lack of commitment to this website, considering everything he's done around here. Cheers, and good luck with your award, Rhea!  If you took anything in this vote seriously, you need to lighten up and work on the sense of humor. It's all in jest.  Atarumaster88  [[Image:Jedi_Order.svg|20px]] ( Talk page ) 07:17, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
 * 3) Comrades, it's time we worked upon our transition to the glorious Union of Bac's SWF Republic! In our great leap forward and five year plan to raise Bacatine to the level of General Secratary of the UBSR, it's about time you remaining infidels in opposition or neutrality vote! Not until we see Comrade Bac as our User of the Month will we be happy for now. --[[Image:Darth tom sig.png|100px]] (talk) (contributions) 08:30, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
 * 4) *' &mdash;  JM ' 76  Ask Archives [[Image:Sabersmilyjm76.jpg|18px]] 08:51, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
 * 5) People, we're not going to let them insult us like this. Don't you remember who we are? You are performers, not entertainers. You're doing this for the arts. Now there isn't anyone who knows this better than Brandon Rhea. Remember how he rid the studio of those vandals and trolls. There isn't anyone that manages the banhammer better. Don't forget how Brandon used his masterful talents to direct the audience's attention away from 's lousy script. Now, when we go out there, ask yourselves, "What would Bac do?" -- Michaeldsuarez [[Image:Sabersmilygreend.jpg|20px]] ( Talk ) ( Deeds ) 14:26, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
 * 6) I always wanted a job that would only let me sleep once a week, and when I would sleep, only in a chair - Brandon helped me achieve this! Not only has Brandon helped one, small person, but also successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery! Vote for Bandon - err, Brandon, instead of or whoever he is! When someone asks me what or who I believe in, I say "I believe in Brandon Rhea!"  Drewton  [[Image:Era-old.png|20px]] ( Drewton's Holocron ) 15:33, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
 * 7) My friends, if you have any desire to see those bad guy terrorist commie vandals stop in their quest to take away our god-given freedom to edit, then vote for Rhea. Only he has the ability to sort out the situation in the IRC quickly and decisively. Not only will he provide a 10100% increase in military spending, but will send anyone who messes around on our articles to the electric chair of bannination! Therefore, for the good of this Wiki, I hereby say 'I believe in Brandon Rhea', and so should you. Unit 8311 [[Image:1110 Big small.jpg|20px]] Talk!  16:52, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
 * 8) The poster won me over.  Darth Wylind [[Image:Presidentialseal.gif|25px]] ( Conference Room ) 05:38, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
 * 9) Yes we can?--Arav (Ancient Grove ) (Lost Archives ) 01:34, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
 * 10) * #Four score and seven years ago, it was 1922. The First World War was over and the people of the US were swingin’! Or were they? Yes they were because four score and three years later men named Rhea joined the Star Wars Fanon Wiki world! And thus, I, the bumbling idiot say yes to Rhea and no to Trans Fat! Hallelujah! Preacher! VOTE FOR RHEA Bumbling Idiot (Talk) 15:36, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
 * 11) **Vote void as the user does not have the 100 mainspace edits required by the voting policy. - Brandon Rhea (talk) (contribs) 22:39, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
 * 12) On these closing days of the anniversary of the month of Rhea - a.k.a. February 2008 - let us put forth a new month of celebration. And per Wylind regarding the poster ;). -- Kathkira talk  02:53, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
 * 13) I'd prefer, but this'll have to do. -- Nightmare 975 20:45, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Oppose

 * 1) I oppose, based on both "no sex" and "bad sex". Good day countrymen. –Victor  [[Image:Redstarbird.png|15px]] ( talk page ) 07:20, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) *There's this passage from the Bible I've got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee! - Brandon Rhea (talk) (contribs) 07:24, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
 * 3) Per Victor. I'm just not feelin it. -- Joe Butler   (Talk to me) 21:24, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

Neutral/comments

 * It is not recommended that you vote for Brandon Rhea without a suitably amusing quote, preferably attributable to Rhea, with which to placate the Cabal of Epic Lulz. There will be lulz in SWF tonight! Atarumaster88  [[Image:Jedi_Order.svg|20px]] ( Talk page ) 07:21, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
 * Hahahaha, lulz have been had. –Victor  [[Image:Redstarbird.png|15px]] ( talk page ) 18:53, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

=) -- Joe Butler   (Talk to me) 21:24, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
 * Well, Joe, I believe you did take the coding from Darthipedia... --[[Image:Darth tom sig.png|100px]] (talk) <font color="#000001">(contributions) 21:29, 9 February 2009 (UTC)