User:MaulYoda

'''VON WOLFSKEN IS THE NEW RIGHTFUL AIR TO THE THRONE OF THE ROYAL VANDAL KINGDOM. I CLAIMED THE RVK ON SEPTEMBER 2ND, 2006. BELOW I LIST THE DEMANDS THE RVK REQUIRES OF THIS WIKI AND WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF THEIR NOT ACCEPTED.'''

'''IF OUR DEMANDS ARE NOT ACCEPTED WE WILL BE FORCED TO LAUNCH A MASSIVE ATTACK AND BY USING PROXY WE WILL BE ABLE TO TAKE OVER THE ADMINISTRATIVE ACCOUNTS AND CONTROL THIS WIKI. IF YOU AGREE ATTACKS HERE ARE PROMISED TO END AND THE SITE WILL BE RENEWED AND ALL USERS MAY CARRY OUT WITH THEIR BUISNESS BUT WILL BE FORCED TO PROVIDE FOR THE RVK AS THE RVK WILL PROVIDE FOR THEM. OUR REQUEST ARE SIMPLE.'''

'''OUR REQUESTS,
 * 1) VON WOLFSKEN BE MADE ADMINISTRATOR OF THIS WIKI.
 * 2) ALL VANDALS IN THE ISV, RVK, ROMAN EMPIRE, OR ANY OTHER VANDALS ARE WELCOME HERE.
 * 3) YOU WILL NOT RESIST THIS TAKEOVER OR YOU WILL ALL DIE!'''

SINCERLY, VON WOLFSKEN, KING OF THE ROYAL VANDAL KINGDOM

P.S. RVK AND VANDALS DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TROLLFEEDING SO STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND FUCKEN FIGHT BACK WITH YOUR FORCES!!!