The Fanon Menace/Season 2/Episode 7 script

Tatooine -Cantina

 I’d like a Jawa Juice, please.


 * *subtitles:  Hey, Chewie, look over there!*

 Just one more drink…

 You’ve had 12 already!


 * *subtitle:  Fine, don’t come. Sit here in the dark booth all by your lonesome.*

 *drains glass* One more?


 * *subtitle:  Thought so. Let’s go. *both get up and go to bar*

 No!

 My friend and I noticed that you guys need a ship. I think I can help you with that.

 Perfect!

 One more?

 Of course, we don’t work for free.

 *to Obi* No! *to Han* Naturally. We’ll pay you 2,000 now, and another 10,000 when we reach Alderaan. And we’d like to avoid any…Domain entanglements.

 I like stormtroopers.

 *to Obi* You’re also very drunk. Shut up.

 Well that’s the real trick, no, isn’t it? And it’ll cost you something extra.

<Luke> Alright, 5,000 now, 15,000 when we get there.

<Han> Deal!

<Luke> Can I borrow 4,995 credits?

<Han> Sure. Here you go.

<Luke> And here’s your 5,000.

<Han> Pleasure doing business with you.

<Obi> One more drink?

<Luke> Let’s go.