User:MPK

"Mace Windex was a spokesman for Biscuit Baron and a super-duper Jedi Master with no hair."

- Karo on IRC, concerning Mace Windy

Welcome to the userpage of MPK, the Starkiller, the Free Man.

Information
Current status: Inactive

Still want to know about me? Fine. I'm known here as MPK, and my real name is none of your business. I live in the United States of America, and like most other people here, my gender is male. If you want to know more about me, just drop me a wire. Just remember, no rushin'.

Dramatic Readings
"It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare, it is because we do not dare that they are difficult."

- Lucius Annaeus Seneca


 * Star Wars: The Real Empire, Part 1
 * Star Wars: The Real Empire, Part 2
 * Star Wars: The Real Empire, Part 3
 * Star Wars: The Real Empire, Part 4

Index of SWFanon Users
"Sanity is not statistical."

- Winston Smith, Nineteen Eighty-Four


 * (In no particular order)

CurrentBigThing (Lawful Good): Looks like evil, behaves like good. You decide what to make of him.

Unit 8311 (Neutral Neutral): Younit EightThreeOneOne is a pretty cool guy. He fightz 4 mother Rushha and doesnt afraid of anything.

Squishy Vic (Lawful Good): He has manners, a badass name, and a cool hat, so he can be trusted.

Atarumaster88 (Chaotic Evil): The one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with his teeth.

Drewton (Neutral Good): I haven't talked to him much, and despite his improbably large collection of action figures, I can't think of any particular reason to dislike him.

Brandon Rhea (Neutral Evil): Though he is polite, Brandon is a demonic crow in sheep's clothing.

Solus (Chaotic Neutral): Probably the nicest person here, and the most enthusiastic, almost to the point of questionable mental stability.

Kathkira (Neutral Good): Kind of like Solus, but without the craziness.

Medal Case
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."

- Napoleon Bonaparte