User blog comment:MPK/BREAKING NEWS: MPK Returns and Vows to Create "The Best F***ing KOTOR Fanfic EVER"/@comment-20644-20100401183034

Jealous? No. Offended? Yes. Why? Here's why:


 * 1) First of all, your list of the greatest writers and philosophers. Socrates was a crackpot, Shakespeare is as overrated as Justin Beiber, Charles Dickens was a Dick (ha ha ha get it?), Lincoln had a funny beard, Twain didn't have the stones to use his real name, and the list goes on and on. Unfortunately, it ends too soon. Where am I? Damn you sir.
 * 2) No offense at your taking up ten years of my life crack? How dare you. How dare you. There's no greater cause than devoting your life to the REAL Best F***ing Fanfic EVER.

I think you should sit down and think about what you've done.