The Fanon Menace/Season 1/Episode 7 script

Hiding Away

-Council meeting

Disturbing news this is.

Yeb, it ib. We mubt not let any more attackb happen. Padmé mubt go into hiding.

But to where must she hide?

Why are they talking like that?

Ancient Chinese Secret the Jedi discovered. Only Masters know it, and only Masters can speak like that. And they only speak like that in the presence of the great discoverer of this secret, Master Yoda, the dyslexic Jedi Master.

Then why doesn’t Master Windu speak like that?

Because he can’t pronounce his s’s, so no one understands him anyway.

Then settled it is. To the lake country Padmé shall hide.

But go alone she should not?

Yes, an escort she will need.

May I buggebt that Jedi Bkywalker go with her.

A wise decision this is.

*Obi walks off and gets in Jedi Starfighter*

-Padmé and Ani travel to lake country

*Ani drives gondola right over TCG and Maintenance Droid*

*Ani turns the gondola around*

Oops. Sorry, this boat is hard to control.

That’s ok. I’ve been through worse. And I got out of rehab from the last episode a week ago, so it’s about time I get injured again. Cleaning up droid parts is such a tedious job…

Again, I’m terribly sorry.

It’s ok.

*Ani pulls gondola into dock*

*Ani and Padmé retreat to lakeside resort*