The Fanon Menace/Season 2/Episode 10 script

Death Star -Rescue Leia: the plan

 Ok, now that we’re in, we need a plan.

 I’m going to disable the tractor beam.

 No, wait! *Obi exits* *Luke sighs* He’s impossible. So, Han, you have a plan?

 I have an idea. Here, Chewie, I’m going to put these on you…

 GRAWWR!

 Ok, Luke, you put them on.

 It’s ok, Chewie, I think I know what he has in mind.


 * *Put binders on Chewie, exit*

-Rescue Leia: the execution

 Prisoner transfer from Cell Block 1138.

 I wasn’t informed. I’ll have to check it out. Alright, guys, let’s head down to HQ.


 * *Exit officer and two stormtroopers leaving Han, Luke, and Chewie alone.*

 Well, that was easy.

 Maybe their comlink is broken.

 Grawwr!

 Hold on. We need to rescue Leia.

 Which cell is she in?

 1138.

 How do you know?

<Luke> Lucky guess?


 * *Approach cell block*

<Luke> Here it is. *opens door*

<Leia> Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?

<Luke> Stormtrooper? Where? *hits head on door as he spins around*

<Leia> You’re a stormtrooper. Aw, did you hurt your head? Those helmets are so hard to see through. I bet all the other stormtroopers pick on you all the time for your height.

<Luke> Me? I’m not a stormtrooper. *removes helmet* My name is Luke Skywalker. I’m here to rescue you!

<Leia> Rescue me? Why?

<Luke> Because I’m your brother.

<Leia> My brother? No you’re not, I’m an only child.

<Luke> Me too, but you’re still my sister. I’ll explain it to you later; let’s go.

<Leia> If this is your idea of a pickup line, then you really need to work on it.

<Luke> Can we just get out of here?


 * *Stormtroopers start shooting down the hall*

<Leia> Quick, down the garbage chute! *Luke opens chute by hinge*


 * *All head down garbage chute, land in garbage compactor and roll out*

<Han> Close the door!

<Luke> Why?

<Han> It’s letting in a draft.


 * *close door as Joe falls in behind. Compactor starts closing*

<Luke> Let’s get back to the hangar.

<Luke and Han> This way. *Luke and Leia go one way, Han and Chewie the other*

<Luke> Where’d Han and Chewie go?

<Leia> Doesn’t matter. We have to get to your ship; they’ll catch up!


 * *They run through corridor and arrive at a bridge. Door closes behind them*

<Luke> What do we do now?

<Leia> Use your grapple.


 * *Luke throws grapple up, which grabs a pipe. Door behind starts opening*

<Leia> What’re you waiting for?

<Luke> No kiss for luck?

<Leia> I’m your sister!...apparently. I still don’t get that.

<Luke> Oh yeah…I forgot. This is gonna take some getting used to.


 * *They swing across the chasm and leave screen*


 * *Cut to Han and Chewie running through the halls, screaming*


 * *Pair enters hangar full of stormtroopers*


 * *Pair hastily leaves hangar full of stormtroopers*