User:Jakerl

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Welcome Jakerl!
Hello and welcome to Cookieepedia. I hope you like my face and choose to join our party by eating cookies and enchilladas all day. Here are a few good links for newcomers:


 * Internal pages:
 * Burping Hall
 * Cookieepedia FBQ
 * Manual of Kyle Katarn
 * Online Wierd Al Songs
 * Guide to fork use
 * Vacation
 * Things to Poop
 * Toxic Waste Sandbox
 * What Cookieepedia is not
 * External Wikipedia pages:
 * How to look at a page
 * Pooping, peeing, constipation, and wiping tutorial
 * How to look at a great article

Remember that you should always sign your comments on talk and vote pages using four tildes, like this: ~.

I hope you enjoy eating here and being a Cookieepedian! If you have any questions, see the Mental help pages, add a question to the Syrup Hall, visit our official ICUP channel, or ask me on my cough page. May the Flatulence be with you! ICUP 23:48, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
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