User:Red Head Rider/Unfanonepidia

My unfanonepidia. No, it's really not that funny, but can you blame me for trying? But just so you know, I only make fun of articles I like.

NKSCF
Nathen Kenobi Solo Clan Fett Binks Skywalker Amidala Organa Antillies Fortuna Secura Palpatine Mothma ect., ect. was the best Jedi ever because he could ghost, which I guess means he was could turn people into ghosts. And thanks to a lucky brake he got married to Jania Solo, as in the Jania Solo. He dies a couple of times but always pops up again when the Galaxy needs him, which is quite often.

Force shield
Jedi have a special ability to blow really big bubbles and use them to protect themselves.

Reaver
A bunch of dino/devil/movie star creatures nearly destroy the Galaxy. *shakes head* How embarassing.