The Fanon Menace/Season 2/Episode 11 script

Death Star -Obi fights Vader

 That tractor beam was easy to disengage. Almost too easy…

 Master Obi-Wan!

 Master Anakin! Wait, that’s not right. Darth Vader!

 But I am Anakin.

 I know. But you’re a Sith! You destroyed the Jedi!

 Nah, the Jedi left on vacation. Either that or they retired…

 Really?

 Yeah. You went to Tatooine, Yoda went to Dagobah, Master Windu went back to visit his family on Haruun Kal, Jedi 1 and Jedi 2 went and started their own families close to the start of the Clone Wars…

 Oh. So you want to practice your lightsaber skills? I’m a little rusty, and could use the practice.

 You know how well that turned out last time…

 This time there’s nothing to distract me, like Padmé going into labor.

 I suppose you’re right. And the practice won’t hurt my skills any, either. I’ve got to keep those sharp for the next time I have a life-or-disassembly duel.


 * *Obi and Vader fight, Obi’s lightsaber turns off*

 That’s strange. It’s almost like it was…scripted. Do you believe in predestination?


 * *Obi looks straight down at the lightsaber, which turns on. Obi turns into Force Ghost*

 I’d put you back together, but…you seem to have disappeared. All that’s left is a strange bluish hue.

 Curse you, curiosity! Hey, look, it’s Luke! Hi, Luke!

-Escape the Death Star

 Was that Obi?

<Luke> Can’t be. He’s blue.

<Leia> Looks like Obi to me.

<Han> You know, kid, the Princess has a point. And besides, who else do you know that could be so…ditsy? Sorry, I normally reserve that word for teenage girls, but the Jedi seem to do that to people.


 * *Leia looks at Luke, who is carrying her. Luke shrugs, then slaps Han, who falls apart like in LEGO Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy*

<Luke> Sorry, about that, Han. If she had her body, she’d have done it herself. Chewie, help me put him back together.


 * *Luke and Chewie reassemble Han*


 * *Stormtroopers enter and start firing at the Falcon. Falcon crew shoots back, Luke shoots door controls and blocks Vader from entering.  TK-421 is knocked over and loses his helmet*