The Fanon Menace/Season 1/Episode 27 script

Utapau: -Obi-Wan arrives on planet

-Obi-Wan confront Grievous


 * *Obi-Wan enters backwards.*

 He has to be around here somewhere?


 * *Obi-Wan continues walking backwards.*


 * *Obi-Wan runs into Grievous and turns around.*

 Oh, there you are.

 Took you long enough. Guards! Guards? Stupid IG-100 MagnaGuards. They’re never around when you need them.

 You could just fight me yourself.

 That would work.


 * *Obi & Grievous fight.*

 Hold on!


 * *Obi & Grievous stop fighting. Grievous turns around & a puffing sound is heard. Grievous holds his breath for ten seconds and exhales.*

 Ok.


 * *Obi-Wan and Grievous fight some more.*


 * *Eventually Grievous gets the upper hand.*

 Now, you are doomed. *cough*


 * *Grievous starts coughing uncontrollably and starts shaking until he falls over.*

 What just happened?


 * *IG-100 MagnaGuard enters*

 He had an asthma attack.

 Oh, thank you. Is he dead?

 No problem, and no he’s not dead. Just unconscious forever, until someone splashes some water on him.

 Thank you.


 * *IG-100 leaves.*

 Well, I had better get back to Commander Cody, the better known photocopy of Frank.

-Clones turn on him.


 * *Obi walks in.*

 Commander Cody, the better known photocopy of Frank, how is the battle going?

 Ok. The droids are in full retreat.


 * *Beeping sound in background.*

<Cody> Hold on. *Cody turns around.* *muffled.* Uh-huh. Uh-huh...uh-huh. Love you, too.


 * *Cody turns back.*

<Obi-Wan> Who was that?

<Cody> My wife.

<Obi-Wan> Oh, how is she doing?

<Cody> Really good. The kids are growing up so fast…but that’s not what she told me.

<Obi-Wan> What did she tell you?

<Cody> She told me that Darth Sidious issued Order 66.

<Obi-Wan> Why didn’t just contact you to tell you to kill me.

<Cody> Low speed connection...stupid Dial Up.

<Obi-Wan> Oh...ok.

<Cody> I’m sorry.


 * *Cody raises gun. One bolt flies out, Obi blocks it and kills Clone next to Cody.*

<Obi-Wan> Sorry. Reflex.

<Cody> It’s ok. We can just grow another one. But, umm. *pauses.* Get him, men!

<Clones> ROGER!

<Obi-Wan> Oh, dear!


 * *Obi-Wan runs away. Camera pans over, following Clones, to see CIS bomber. Clones run off, and camera stays on bomber, which Obi is hiding behind. Obi gets in the ship and flies off.*