Quote:Tevin Felth

In the Empire
"Max Veers is lucky I didn't shot him myself."

- Giving his thoughts on General Veers.

"I believe that as much as Judge Judy believes 95% of her litagants."

- Catching people tellimg him a lie.

Living with Kelly
"Shut up, 3PO, or I'm gonna deactivate you."

- C-3PO's talking annoying Tevin.

"R2, there's something wrong with the stove again."

- Having R2 fix things before Tevin destroys them.

Galactic Wrestling Alliance
"This is my house, my ring, and my rules."

- Telling the WWE's Executive Assistant the way things work in the GWA.

"Tonight, you're going one-on-one with ME!"

- Dealing with trouble.

"The wig shop called. They need to measure your head."

- Making fun of the WWE Chairman being shaved bald.

"Get out of my face, before you get hurt."

- Giving a stern warning to someone before he places them in a match against his enforcer.

Fake weddings
"Beloved, we are gathered here today because I'm the cheapest wedding in Queens and don't care who I marry as long as the check clears."

- Opening of weddings.

"By the power vested in me by the New York State Gaming Commission, I now pronounce you um, married"

- End of weddings. After this, he pretends to fall down drunk.

Comments about him
"Tevin can be sweet one second and complete moron the next, but I wouldn't leave him."

- Kelly Felth

"Master Tevin reminds me of Captain Solo for some reason."

- C-3PO

"Now that I've gotten to know him a bit. He's very friendly, almost too friendly."

- Richie Terrik

"He asks the fans what they want. That's why his business is in the toilet. I however, tell the fans what they want and they pay to see it. He'll let them see it for free. He's costing me money, but we won't be seeing Tevin Felth for a while soon. Because I'm going to beat him senseless."

- WWE Chairman