The Fanon Menace/Season 1/Episode 28 script

Kashyyyk: -Yoda meets Chewbacca


 * *Yoda enters.*

 Hello. My name is Master Yoda, the wise dyslexic Jedi Master, I came with Clone Troopers. I’m here to save you.

 Grrrawrrr.

 Who’s Leia?

 Grarwarr.

 Why does everybody insist on giving away details of later episodes?

 Grrrawrrr.

 You’re name is Chewbacca. Pleased to meet you.

 Grraw.

 I know! Just take me to the battle. *whispers* How dare he comment on my height.


 * *Both leave.*

-Clones turn on him


 * *Both enter.*

 You there! Clone Troopers! Where are all the Battle Droids, the nice embodiments of destruction!

 Over there *Camera pans over to see a troop of droids.*

 Grrrawrrra.

 What do you mean he’s bad?

 Grarw.

 You saw him talking to a holographic figure of Darth Sidious, the mastermind behind it all. When?

 GRAWRRR!

<Yoda> Just now!


 * *Yoda turns to face the Clone, who has a gun pointed at him.*

<Clone Trooper> What?

<Yoda> You weren’t going to shoot me, were you?

<Clone Trooper> Of course not. *Turns around and motions more Clones in.*

<Yoda> Why are you motioning more Clones in?

<Clone Trooper> *Whispers.* Call in the Tank.


 * *Turbo Tank rolls in. Mace Windu pops out.*

<Chewie> Grrraa!?

<Yoda> Master Windu?

<Mace Windu> What? I came with the bet. Oh, right. And Palpatine ib Darth Bidioub, the mabtermind behind it all, the Bith Lord. He ordered Order bixty-bix, to kill all the Jedi.

<Yoda> Oh, thank you.

<Chewie> Grawrrr!

<Yoda> Good point. Let’s go.


 * *Both exit.*

<Mace Windu> Bo...I can go now, right?

<Clone Trooper 1> Yep.

<Clone Trooper 2> Yeah.

<Clone Trooper 3> Go ahead.

<Mace Windu> Thank you.


 * *Mace exits.*

-Chewbacca helps Yoda escape


 * *Yoda enters.*

<Yoda> Hurry up! You’re supposed to be protecting me.


 * *Chewie creeps in.*

<Chewie> Grrrawrrr.

<Yoda> You’re afraid of the dark? But you’re a Wookiee! Oh, never mind. Do you want to get killed.

<Chewie> Grwarr.

<Yoda> Yeah, I though you would be afraid of that, too.


 * *Han runs in.*

<Han> I’m here to free the Wookiees!

<Chewie> Grrrawwrrr!

<Han> Then when?

<Chewie> Grawr.

<Han> Oh, ok.


 * *Han leaves.*

<Yoda> Goodbye, Chewbacca, who is afraid of the dark. I’m going to go into exile. It was nice knowing you.

<Chewie> Grawr?

<Yoda> No, Exile! Not suicide!

<Chewie> Grawr.

<Yoda> I’ll miss you, too. Goodbye.

<Chewie> Goodbye.


 * *Title saying, “Oops. Forgot to dub that one.”*


 * *Yoda leaves. Han runs back in.*

<Han> Now?