User:Riddikulus/Awards

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 * Well, first of all, I disagree with having to turn the word "Cabal" into an acronym. If you want to use the word cabal as the name, then just do it. You don't have to come up with a cheesy set of words to fit it. ("Livewire", for example. What's a livewire?)


 * This article doesn't explain itslef enough. Cabal tricks a Sith soldier "into interfacing with the ships system". How does this happen? How does "he" "override the captives vital systems"?


 * Once inside a human brain, is Cabal still capable of "calculating over thirty-eight billion, trillion byte per second," as the author claims? Now, I'm not a computer expert, but "thirty-eight billion, trillion byte per second" seems like an insane amount of data. Can a human brain handle that? (Or for that matter, a computer that isn't the size of a room?)

Darth Tyler
Sigh... Where do I begin?


 * How does a security battle droid pilot an AAT without being programmed for the task?


 * How does a security battle droid survive without a control signal?


 * How does a security battle droid pilot an N-1 starfighter without being programmed for the task?


 * How does a security battle droid pilot use Force lightning? (Vader couldn't, because of his droid arm).


 * How do you take seriously a government called the New CIS/GDE?


 * I'm not even going to begin on "Form XLII: Zastra".


 * Note:The author of this article has left Star Wars Fanon, so it will no longer be updated.

Jack Nebulax

 * It's a good concept, but just too overbearing. From the opening quote, it just screams Mary Sue. "Jack Nebulax is a truly great man"? Oh, please. I wish I could say "Well, at least it's a well-written Mary Sue". But no, the author (He happens to have the username "Jack Nebulax". Suprise.) has denied me that.

Nathaniel Kenobi Solo Clan Fett

 * He's supposed to be a hero, says the article. Yet he can do something as evil as cut his father off from the Force (dooming him to an eternal, painful existence), and still think he's doing the right thing?

Slipknot

 * Yes, it is too a cross-over. An absurd one at that.

Steel Legion

 * I like the idea of a droid tranferring it's identity between bodies. It's much more plausible then a glorified sever transferring itself into the brain of a human. (See my comments about Cabal above) But, a crime syndicate that is willing to take on the Empire in open combat? The Steel Legion is just too powerful to make for a good read. The Astrography section in particular bugs me. It's just a list of how awesome the Legion is. I find the whole concept of the Steel Legion just a little bit riddikulus.

Swerto Dragonouve

 * He is a Stormtrooper and a TIE pilot? No, wait. A Stormtrooper, TIE Pilot, and Dark Jedi? No, wait, he's a Stormtrooper, TIE Pilot, Dark Jedi, and excellent mechanic? The further I read, the more talents this character has, and the more of a Mary Sue he becomes.

Unit 8311

 * On the whole, I enjoyed reading this article. If it weren't for the obnoxious quotes, I wouldn't have anything to say about it.


 * Who am I? People call me many things. A relic from another age. A crime lord. A weapons dealer. A warlord. But one thing's for sure. I'm going to kick your sorry ass.


 * Yay! A war! Just what I was built for!


 * Thrawn, a new Emperor...where all these bastards coming from?


 * Yay! Another war!


 * Note to self: never make a deal with temperamental Imperial admirals


 * Well, establishing one of the most powerful crime syndicates in history and kicking a lot of Vong ass should make me remembered...


 * Hmm. Shall I go for pain, firepower, or precision? Screw it, I'll take 'em all!


 * Yippie-kay-yay, motherfrakker!

My advice to the author: Ditch the quotes! Please!