User:MPK

"Why do I not seek some real good; one which I could feel, not one which I could display?"

- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Welcome to the userpage of MPK, the Starkiller. I would tell you about myself, but I like to let my work speak for me, because lots of words say more than words.

Current Status
"Slavery takes hold of few, but many take hold of slavery."

- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Fanon production has been officially suspended until further notice. My work on GA/FA Reviewing will continue, however (and by continue, I mean may begin at some point in the future). Over and out. -MPK (MPK's Talk Page)|undefined 23:07, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

Information
Still want to know about me? Fine. I'm known here as MPK, and my real name is none of your business. I live in the United States of America, and like most other people here, my gender is male, and although I'd hate to admit it to another human being in real life, I like  quite a bit and know far too much about it for my own good. As I understand it, I am also an infamous, vicious, and self-righteous critic of all things Star Wars, but most relevantly, just around this place.

If you want to know more about me, just read my work. Lots of words speak more than words.

Templates that have to be here for some arbitrary reason
"If by 'high-five', you mean high-five you in the chest and using my foot instead of my hand, then yes, I would be happy to 'high-five' you, Garrity."

- MPK, voicing his disapproval at the course of action taken by his brother