User:Mitch the Hutt

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"Mitch the Hutt, ahahahahahaha..."

- Those pod racer announcer heads

Hi, I'm Mitch Mitcha Mitchell, the unsung hero of the Sith and Dark Jedi, Darth Sidious's first apprentice, and Emperor of Nal Hutta. I was born to Pizza Anchove Mitchell in 666BBY. But in 39BBY, I was kidnapped and taken away from my beloved home and taken to Coroucant. My kidnapper, Darth Sidious anointed me Darth Vader 2.0. But I kept talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking until one of the Battle Droids pestered his own leg off to avoid being annoyed..TO DEATH!!!. In fact I annoyed Palpatine to near death. Then Darth Ethan(who is my brother in real life) came along. And Palpatine yelled "Lord Ethan, HELP ME, HELP ME! Take this annoying peice of Bantha crap.

SLAM right in the face!
 * Ethan:Well, I've heard that he's annoying, so am I, how much is he?
 * Palpatine: $100,000,000,000.
 * Ethan:Well, I have $999,999,999,999,999. I'm rich, And that will only be a slight amount of my money. Here ya go buddy.
 * Palpatine: Now hurry up, hurry up, take him. I'm about to die because he is so annoying!
 * Ethan:Come on Mitch.
 * Me: Yes my new master... huh? I sense that you are going to be my brother on another planet, in another galaxy, in the future.
 * Ethan: What!!! Oh no!
 * Me: Maybe now you will respect my feelings!
 * Ethan: Yes, my new master.

I became rich, overthrew the government, and became the Emperor of Nal Hutta.

I also built a big empire. And I was crushing the Galactic Empire, until those darned old rebels just had to go and take over the empire. Eventually, I crushed the fairly new republic, and conquered the galaxy. I controlled it until Darth Krayt took it from me. But I destroyed his empire to.

In 666ABY, my personal bartender, put something red and glowing in my pop, and said that it would strengthen me in the Dark Side. It didn't, it blew up inside me, killing me of course.

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