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RE: Some thoughts
Thank you. As for the caring, I can't help it I've got enough care to spill some onto this site. :) - Solus (Bird of Prey)  04:39, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Well.....
I don't think we've talked before, but I think I'll miss you anyway. May Jesus Christ be with you. Vilxi the Jedi (Talk) 20:14, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

This a little awkward...but necessary, I think.
To begin, allow me to apologize for the length of this message, but some things needed to be said.

You have never seen me before, nor have ever talked to me. Heck, I had never heard even heard of you until until a day prior to writing this message. At any rate, I'd like to sincerely thank you for bringing some sanity to the debate of canon in its role as the mediator between Star Wars material the the fans themselves. If either are out of wack, the whole wall come crashing down around us. Furthermore, your note on the finality of Star Wars was, simply, quite a shock to read and comprehend at first. Being a fan over a decade, and knowing FAR, FAR too much of SW lore than is either honestly healthy or sane (I was able to keep up with your citations and logical discourses and rants on contested canon subjects with minimal effort and no reference whatsoever), your statement at the end of page was really breathtaking, and brought my sad, 17 year-old mind back to Earth and away from my beloved Galaxy. Allow me to give you the most heartfelt and sincere "Thank you" one could possibly give over the endless bits and bytes of the Internet for waking me up to the fact that all this...is nothing, nothing but fiction and fantasy. This hard fact and unchangeable, despite how deep down we might wish the opposite. We need to refocus our lives on real things, healthy things, and become healthy ourselves. As a life-long Christian, I completely agree with you on not letting this enslave our lives, minds, or our spirits. Being a Christian yourself, I'm sure you understand where I am coming from. We only have one Master, and Star Wars is certainly not part of His larger plan (no Gospel of Odan-Urr or Yoda, after all!). It may a stepping stone in our lives (to guide us briefly...or a means to wake us up), but ultimately, worthless in the larger scheme of things.

Again, thank you for re-opening my eyes and forcing me to "face the mirror", rediscover my priorities, and, most importantly, my life.

God bless you, always.

- Ludo Kressh


 * I'm rather surprised that my writings have affected you in what seems a rather profound way. That said, I'm glad that they appear to have affected you in a positive way. In any case, I wish you the best of luck, and you have my thanks for what you've said here. -MPK, Free Man  17:32, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

CUSWFN – Edition 25
Thank you for your continued commitment to the Completely Unofficial Star Wars Fanon Newsletter! Without you, this edition, albeit somewhat late due to unfortunate technical difficulties, would not have been possible. We hope you enjoy it just as much as we do!

Short story
I haven't read your story yet, but you've already got me wanting to just based on the opening line from Kreia. Nice job with that tease. I'm looking forward to this one. = Brandon Rhea  (talk) 21:17, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

FanonProject
Hi. I read your evil Jaden Korr article, and it was really good. I'm currently working on something similar, and was wondering if you were interested in a FanonProject. It would focus on what the canon Star Wars galaxy would be like if all the Dark Side Endings happened. Reply if you're interested. Thanks.--LastJedi1515 (Talk) 22:22, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
 * I appreciate the complement and the invitation, but I must regretfully decline. I'm not very active on this web site at the moment, and that isn't likely to change for a while. Therefore, if I accepted, then I wouldn't be able to devote the time necessary to make a contribution of any quality level to any such project. Have a good day, chap. -MPK, Free Man  04:16, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

Congratulations

 * Your short story, River, was selected as the first runner-up in the Best Short Story contest! I have awarded it appropriately on its talk page and you are also entitled to use this userbox if you so desire. Cheers, Atarumaster88  Jedi_Order.svg ( Talk page ) 00:36, December 6, 2009 (UTC)


 * [Klingon] Thank you, Ataru. I am honored! [/Klingon] -MPK, Free Man  01:12, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

RE: The SWF User who knew too much...
Oh, thank you. <3 I'm sorry you didn't get first. As to your comment, I really don't think I'm the best writer on here - the slowest, maybe, but not the best. :p I liked your story, BTW. Oh! I wish I could have caught you on IRC, I'd love to talk with you a bit. Maybe I still can - when might I catch you tomorrow or whenever? I'd like very much to talk with you again - it's been a while. :) See you soon, I hope! :D - Solus (Bird of Prey)  01:06, December 7, 2009 (UTC)


 * It's ~7:41 PM (Central Standard Time) right now as I type this. I'll try to be on around 1:00 PM tomorrow, my time. If that won't work, then let me know (I'm very flexible when it comes to time). -MPK, Free Man  01:50, December 7, 2009 (UTC)


 * I think that works...  Erm.... That's 2, right? If it's 3, I can make it, but not until about 3:15...which would be 1:15...if it is 1:15... gurp... 
 * If I read this wobsite's chart properly, then to get from CST to EST, you add one hour. That means you live in the future. -MPK, Free Man  14:48, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, okay! :D Oh, and I knew about the future thing. I have a jetpack. And everything runs on cola. - Solus (Bird of Prey)  18:08, December 7, 2009 (UTC)


 * Oh, and in regards to your User page (which I just noticed heh I'm slow today): You flatter me. I'm not used to flattery. O.o - Solus (Bird of Prey)  12:02, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

LucasForums user?
Hey, MPK, I don't believe we've met before, so first off, hello there. Secondly, I'd like to ask you something that I've been suspecting for the past few days. Would you happen to go by the name TKA-001 on LucasForums? You seem very much like that user. ---Ping(JediCommando) 22:29, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
 * Hi. Yeah, I am. Please refrain from telling anybody. -MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  23:04, December 12, 2009 (UTC)


 * Sure, whatever works for you. ---Ping(JediCommando) 23:54, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Be sure not to put any of that information on any publicly viewable wiki talk pages. You never know who might find it. =P - <font color="#1A2BBB">Brandon Rhea  <font color="#1A2BBB">(talk) 23:58, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

At last! Someone who I can relate with!
"Biff McRockPunch! -MPK, Free Man 14:48, January 16, 2010 (UTC)"

Flint Ironstag! - Solus (Bird of Prey)  19:08, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Crud Bonemeal. -<font color="#990000">MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  19:40, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
 * Big McLargehuge. Do I sense a reference to Mystery Science Theater 3000? BTW thank you for endorsing Rockwater for Best Republic Individual. - Chosen One So the Prophecy says... 21:36, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
 * Gristle McThornbody. - Solus (Bird of Prey)  00:36, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
 * Buff Drinklots.- Chosen One So the Prophecy says... 00:43, January 17, 2010 (UTC)

FW review
Thanks for bringing these to my attention, and thanks for the review. -<font color="#990000">MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  20:31, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
 * I've left you a review on your short story. There's two very small corrections I recommend making. I almost did them myself because they're like 30 second fixes apiece, but I wasn't sure how you felt about me editing your story. All in all an excellent work. Atarumaster88  Jedi_Order.svg ( Talk page ) 18:03, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

RE: That was me story wrote!
You're so very welcome. :D The "Suzie" thing didn't hit me, I couldn't at the time figure out why you called me that. I figured you were just tired to something and I'm willing to forgive tired people. :p Now I remember. ^-^; Funny, I don't remember at the middle of the day, but at 7:14 AM, I do. That doesn't make sense. Anyway! Next time I'll catch you. Next time... - Solus (Bird of Prey)  12:14, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

Re: HBD
LOL I think I have enough crazy ass crap in TCO already. No need to add more. XD - <font color="#1A2BBB">Brandon Rhea  <font color="#1A2BBB">(talk) 05:11, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Hate TJM?
"...and even though I wouldn't recommend playing The Jedi Masters..."

- You, at the Knights of the Old Republic: The Jedi Masters deletion proposal

...Really? I personally thought that TJM was pretty good, especially the stuff related to The True Sith. I know, some of it is like it was written by a 5 year old, but you have to admit, the conversation between HK and Bastila on Onderon was pretty funny! And the Spongebob Squarepants and Harry Potter easter eggs were funny also! LordDeathRay (The Sith Archives)   01:31, May 14, 2010 (UTC)


 * I'm afraid I don't remember the Easter Eggs. While playing it was an interesting experience, I found the "voice acting" to be rather jarring and in some cases downright freaky, the combat and other gameplay stuff wasn't very balanced (which is saying something, since it's a mod for TSL), there were quite a few bugs, a lot of the textures on the modules were so weird or distasteful that I actually ended up removing them from the Override folder, and a lot of the time I felt like I was being forced to move to certain parts; I distinctly remember there being a bunch of planets that I could go to, wander around on, maybe kill some stuff, and not do anything else because I wasn't supposed to be there yet. Furthermore, a lot of time was spent wandering around through huge, barely-populated modules. Overall, I found the experience to be like TSL, but arguably less playable in more than a few areas.


 * Moreover, I found myself having to suspend disbelief so many times that my ability to do so gradually broke. One of the first things which contributed to that was that HK-47 for some reason (and somehow) became the leader of some droid empire (or whatever). I didn't understand what the point of my Player Character was; all I know is that I'm a Doctor (who is surprisingly good with a blaster pistol) who is on Onderon with my assistant for some reason involving a negotiation thing which I didn't understand (I barely remember it, but I seem to recall it involving several HK droids beating someone to death). Then I go to the Tomb of Freedon Nadd, for some reason, and visit his ghost (which should be dead), and I decide to become his apprentice, or protege, or something, for some reason. He gives me a lightsaber and I'm sent out to find Revan. Overall, the individual elements of the story ranged from some stuff being cool to just plain lame. In no particular order, I remember this story involving Kreia being cloned from her hand found on the Harbinger, Darth Nihilus coming back to life for some reason, that bad guy from my party who joined the Sith blowing up a planet called "New Taris" (groan), a sidequest involving running back and forth across a map to convince two droids to fall in love with each other, and an homage to the movie 300 near the story's climax. The Jedi Masters, while an impressive achievement in the field of KotOR modding, to be sure, was not close to being as fun as the original game for me, and I definitely wouldn't recommend playing through it more than once unless the creator makes another release with a lot of added polish. I don't hate it, but I certainly don't like it beyond some minor curiosity about the plot, which I can only remember pieces of. -<font color="#990000">MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  12:33, May 14, 2010 (UTC)

Well, okay its BAD. But, some of it was fun. And lots of it was silly. I'm going to make two SCs, one for KOTOR 1 and the other for KOTOR 2. The K1 one will be you as a soldier in the Mandalorian Wars, and the KOTOR 2 one will be like a REAL KOTOR 3. Assuming if I could make them since I have a lot of mods on my hands (14). LordDeathRay (The Sith Archives)   21:20, June 5, 2010 (UTC)

Corusant Chronicles
.........AhhhhhhhhhhhhahahaAhahahaAhahahaAhahahaAhahahAha[XD}hahaAhahahaAhahaha AhahahaAhahahaAhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaAhahahaAhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaAhahahaAhahaha AhahahaAhahahaAhahaha(X...Ohhhh Yesss, the...NOW, THE... Chronicles..... I'm suprised you could do something else for a living, instead of recording everybody elses, child's play. You're rough on users! I feel freaking raped! Seriously, WHAT the tiddlywinks are YOU trying to do to me?! Thank you. very much.   --Corusant (yadiyadiyada) 23:22, January 12, 2011 (UTC)


 * I'm not required to answer your questions, but I'll make a list regardless.


 * 1) I don't do anything on this wiki for a living.   (I know)--Corusant (Talk) 17:38, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
 * 2) I only record a few other people's work, and aside from a smattering of articles, I've also authored two novellas on this site.
 * 3) It was never my intention to sexually assault you.  (!_!/Duh)--Corusant (Talk) 17:38, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
 * 4) Furthermore, I don't believe I ever actually did.
 * 5) I'm doing this for archival purposes. In the event that any misguided administrators decide to delete your work, a sizable portion of it will be saved on that subpage.
 * 6) There are no rules on this wiki prohibiting me from doing so. I am not claiming that it is my own work, so it can't be plagiarism.
 * I hope that answers your questions to your satisfaction. -<font color="#990000">MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  04:56, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

Absolutely...... I really, do appreciate your perogative satisfaction in the community, Carry on .--Corusant (yadiyadyadyadyada) 17:27, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

RE: All Goodwood's Fault
O.o - Solus Talk to the Hand  12:14, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

Hall of Fame
I have an article that might interest you, it is right up your alley.- I'm the Chosen One You must see it... 22:45, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
 * Oh? -<font color="#990000">MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  23:11, March 29, 2011 (UTC)


 * It was the Hatrex one. By the way, you copied the wrong version. You need the version prior to my first edit. That one is the best version. Trak and Goodwood followed with clean up edits that made it less amazing.- I'm the Chosen One You must see it... 21:36, April 1, 2011 (UTC)
 * Oh! I had no idea, thanks for mentioning that. -<font color="#990000">MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  21:45, April 1, 2011 (UTC)
 * Yeah, no problem.- I'm the Chosen One You must see it... 22:15, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

Revan
From what i've read, I think your mistaking the redeemed Jedis gender. Revan is a boy. --RequiemsEnd (Talk) 13:04, April 24, 2011 (UTC)
 * Canonically, yes, but in the realm known as the few fanfic stories I have written, Revan is a she. -<font color="#990000">MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  21:07, April 25, 2011 (UTC)

HI!
Hi! I thought I'd drop by and say hi. I'm new here. :D --Arceus The God of Pokemon (Talk) 07:16, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
 * Alrighty. Hello back, then! -<font color="#990000">MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  13:09, May 27, 2011 (UTC)

There's no such thing as a dumb question
As Ataru said, you can nominate your own stories for Featured Work &mdash; that's actually how all three of my FWs got their status, by self-nominations. Check the nominations page for further details. 00:11, June 5, 2011 (UTC)

That bigass review thingie
"I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awaken"

- Wesley, The Princess Bride

I just finished reading your review of Prophet: Thing of Evil and I gotta say wow...just, wow. Writing all that had to have induced a minor migraine at best. Hopefully something will come out of a certain community reading that review, however that hope is probably in vain &mdash; but then, I've always been an optimist at heart. Keep up the good work. 01:51, June 6, 2011 (UTC)
 * I read it as well, but words fail me for an appropriate response. Therefore, I have seen fit to borrow (allegedly) General Taylor's. "Double-shot your guns and give them hell." Atarumaster88  Jedi_Order.svg ( Talk page ) 03:38, June 6, 2011 (UTC)
 * By all indications, despite the unusual amount of gushing that PToE got, there's no evidence to suggest that it gets more readers than any other fanfic buried in that crevice of the internet, and even if its citizens weren't conditioned to reject my review immediately on the grounds of it being negative, I'd be surprised if it changes one person's mind. Honestly, the entire review was a waste of time, but hey, we all have our vices. Thanks for reading and the feedback. -<font color="#990000">MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  14:04, June 6, 2011 (UTC)
 * But on another note: My nerd-rage is all well and good, but you really need to at least read snippets of the story itself to get the same effect - it has to be seen to be totally believed. Anyone who complements my obsessive bullshit and shares at least a little bit of the misery has my respect. -<font color="#990000">MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  23:19, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

RE: Don't Have Time...
Oh, thank you so much. :) - Solus Talk to the Hand  23:17, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

Found a fic for you to rage about...
Bad Penny

It's from the Proverbs Challenge on TFN. I ranted about it to Goodwood and he suggested passing it on to you.  Trak Nar  Ramble on 07:38, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
 * Why thank you so much, Trak. Remind me to give you both a nice, big hug the next time I see you. -<font color="#990000">MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  13:32, June 27, 2011 (UTC)


 * Read it. Wasn't much to nerd-rage at, I'm afraid. I mean, the story is idiotic - that base should have better security, throwing two characters who hate each other into wacky problems together is a dead horse, both characters don't act like themselves, and I hate Ashooka - but what of it? Next time bring me a worthy badfic to rage at. -<font color="#990000">MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  18:11, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
 * Blame Goodwood, it was his idea to pass it on to you. =P  Trak Nar  Ramble on 23:23, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
 * He already did, Trak.  23:26, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

Review request
Hey MPK! I recently completed the biography of my character, Vilos Cohaagen, and I would like to ask if you would take the time to review it and point out any realism errors. Thanks in advance. TK999 —[Discuss] 11:20, July 16, 2011 (UTC)
 * Right, never mind. Sorry. TK999 —[Discuss] 14:57, July 23, 2011 (UTC)
 * Aw, geeze, man. I'm really sorry I forgot to respond to your request! What happened is I saw it, then I said, "K, I'll get back to him later", then tucked that into the back of my head and forgot about it, even as I responded to the other dude below. So now that I actually remember, uh, yeah I can look at your article. But as I'm sure you've gathered by now, I'm not that great at being punctual with this sort of thing. So if you really want my take on it, it'd be best to ask a second person's as well, to increase the chances of actually getting feedback. Again, really sorry, I feel like an arse. -<font color="#990000">MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  02:38, July 24, 2011 (UTC)
 * Oh, no problem. The Solusinator pointed out the major problems, so you won't need to beat yourself over it. 14:58, July 29, 2011 (UTC)

Review
A while back I read your review of my article Darth Tyler, and I really hated it. Now a few years later, I read it again and I have not laughed so hard in my life. I just wanted to let you know your "critique"s or reviews, not just of my article but others as well, really taught me something. Since my return to this site I'm going to try to avoid the stupidity of Mary Sues. I kind of wish I could become disassociated with it. Anyway, thanks for the review, you indirectly helped me.&mdash;Darthtyler (Talk) 05:29, July 22, 2011 (UTC)
 * I'll be interested in what stories and articles you'll be bringing around here, then. Welcome back. -<font color="#990000">MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  19:33, July 22, 2011 (UTC)

RE: Alan Parsons
Awesome! :D - Solus Talk to the Hand  20:00, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
 * SWEEEET. - Solus Talk to the Hand  22:47, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

SWGB campaign

 * I just read your entire rant on that fail SWGB campaign and laughed quite hard through most of it along with repeated facepalms. Thanks for the read. :) Atarumaster88  Jedi_Order.svg ( Talk page ) 17:10, November 29, 2011 (UTC)
 * Good sir, thank you for reading it and telling me that you read it. Also, I noticed that description of Burning Bright you have on your userpage, and it pwns. -<font color="#990000">MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  19:41, November 29, 2011 (UTC)

Burning Bright
Hey MPK. I hope all is well. I finally got around to reading Burning Bright, and I have to say I thought it was fantastic. I can definitely see room for expansion as a larger story, but I thought what you did with it was great. I really enjoyed the characterization and evolution of Deyrus, particularly the philosophies and descriptions of the Force. Very well done. I'll probably be reading The Beasts of Rutan tonight.

Do you know when you'll next be on IRC? There's something I wanted to run by you. I'll probably be on around 8:30 EST tonight. - <font color="#1A2BBB">Brandon Rhea <font color="#1A2BBB">(talk)  22:08, November 29, 2011 (UTC)


 * If you do get this, make that around 9:30 EST tonight. - <font color="#1A2BBB">Brandon Rhea <font color="#1A2BBB">(talk)  00:37, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
 * If my calculations are right, 9:30 for you is 8:30 for me (CST). I'll be on then, but I'm hanging around on IRC right now and for the hell of it probably will be until you turn up. Just ping me till I stop ignoring you. :P Also, many thanks for the feedback. -<font color="#990000">MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  01:07, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

Possible nerd-rage fic?
Stumbled across this one while looking for bad fanfic titles to nominate for the "Stupid TFN Fanfic Title" of the night award: Pieces of Anakin According to the author, it is "PURE angst." I've gotten up to chapter two and here is one of the highlights; Anakin is a booze-swilling, pill-popping emo. Not much else is new. XD Enjoy and blame Goodwood for suggesting I recommend this fic. :P  Trak Nar  Ramble on 05:26, December 8, 2011 (UTC)
 * Thank you both, Trak. I'll add this to my file. -<font color="#990000">MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  05:29, December 8, 2011 (UTC)

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Special invitation for !
Hey, you! Yes, you!



You're cordially invited to the 7th Annual Wiki Awards on the Star Wars Fanon Wiki! Come nominate, procrastinate, marinate, and pontificate over the best and brightest of the community's offerings with us! Sample the choicest works with your critical eye (monocle sold separately) and submit your own works for a chance to be enshrined in the annals of Star Wars Fanon history. You might write whatever you want to because it's fun, but getting shiny awards and bragging rights doesn't hurt either, right? We didn't think so.

Don't force yourself into exile, or look for alternative activities this winter. Whether your work is one of the myriad incarnations of Revan, a Sith Lord with a hard-to-pronounce name, or some random teenager's pet pittin, you'll find an entry where it belongs. (Editor's note: "Best Incarnation of Revan" and "Best Hard-To-Pronounce-Sith" did not make the categories list this year.) It's time to break out the ancient Sith armor and capes, the dress uniforms for every soldier, and something to catch the eye for every pretty lass. And did I mention our sponsors include Sarth's Darths, provider of the finest black capes in the galaxy? Join our star-crossed, er&hellip;star-studded collection of Star Wars Fanon administrators including Brandon Rhea, Goodwood, and Trak Nar as we celebrate the individualism and creativity on this wiki. And if you thought this announcement was cheesy, you ain't seen nothing yet. (Consider this a warning to those, like Fiolli, who are lactose intolerant.)

So fire up the hyperdrive, hope it doesn't catapult you a few millennia forwards or backwards in time, and head on over to the Seventh Wiki Awards. We'd love for you to nominate deserving works (including yours!) and help us choose the best entries for this year! We can't pick between all the entries without you! And if you see any other special snowflakes who need invited to the extravaganza, just slap this message on their talk page to spread some holiday cheer&hellip; or something.

So from two folks who've contributed far more at Wookieepedia than here, who habitually bring you either terrible puns or delicious pasta, please accept our sincerest invitation to the Seventh Wiki Awards. And remember, we're doing this all for the community, because that's what really matters on this wiki. Right? Yeah&hellip;

&mdash; Atarumaster88 , 7WA cohost, general procrastinator, occasional writer, and constant instigator

&mdash; Fiolli , 7WA cohost, professor, silent contributor, and master of several fine culinary arts
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7WA
Hey MPK. I just wanted to let you know that I nominated Burning Bright for Best Long Fanwork and you for Best Author in the 7WA. - <font color="#1A2BBB">Brandon Rhea <font color="#1A2BBB">(talk)  08:37, January 1, 2012 (UTC)
 * Thank you so much, kind sir. -<font color="#990000">MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  16:07, January 1, 2012 (UTC)

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RE:...whatever he said
Great! Hope you like it so far. 22:29, January 27, 2012 (UTC)

Another gift from Goodwood
Thy Rod and Staff &mdash; it's an ROTJ/Mass Effect 2 crossover and the summary for the first work (this itself is a "sequel") is in the first post. If you're feeling low and need to stockpile some nerd rage, this is your go-to place... 08:00, February 2, 2012 (UTC)
 * I don't know anything about Mass Effect, but I'll take a look. Thanks. -<font color="#990000">MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  16:59, February 2, 2012 (UTC)

Came across this last night...
The real kicker of this article, at least for me, would have to be the pictures. Enjoy! :D  Trak Nar  Ramble on 05:00, February 9, 2012 (UTC)
 * Thank you, Trak. I think my definitely favorite image is the second one. -<font color="#990000">MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  18:19, February 9, 2012 (UTC)

Another gift from Trak Nar
Attachment's Forfeit Read this one, classic hurt/comfort angst with lousy dialogue and a bad pairing. I also read choice excerpts to Goodwood and dropped a few in the Wookieepedia channel. I dunno why, but while I've read worse, this just amused me for some reason.  Trak Nar  Ramble on 07:12, February 21, 2012 (UTC)
 * Thanks again, Trak. Ashooka's one of those very, very special characters who you don't believe can be worse in fanfic than in canon until you read it yourself. -<font color="#990000">MPK, <font color="#990000">Free Man  02:03, February 22, 2012 (UTC)