Diary of an Alleged Jedi/4

Entry number: 4 Entry mode: verbal

* sigh* Things are going from bad to worse. I failed again. That kriffing Gryph dumped something all over me that smells horrible, then resisted a mind trick and kicked me off a ladder, causing me to fall through the traffic lanes [i]again[/i]. I swear gravity hates me. I ended up crashing through the window of a restaurant only to get nine lightsabers in the face. Turns out it was the restaurant where my Masters were holding the knighting banquet for the families. Yeah, just my luck.

Anyway, the table I landed on collapsed after a few seconds, and now I have to pay for all the damages—the table [i]and[/i] the window. The manager's taking forever to calculate the damages. I wish he'd just give me an estimate so I can pay and get going. The ceremony's in just under an hour. If he doesn't hurry up, I'm going to miss it. Not like there's any reason for me to be there anyway.

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