Quote:Marcus Jacobs

Marcus Jacobs is a living in Chicago, Illinois. "Tevin, can you have someone fix my door."

- Complaning about a squeaky door.

"Someone parked a truck in my parking space."

- Complaning about a parking ticket.

"How would you like the boot on your car?"

- Complaning about having the boot put on his car.

"Who flattened my tires? Michael and Erik."

- The last sraw has been pulled.

"Why can't the Empire put a leash on its people?"

- Complaning about the Empire.