The Fanon Menace/Season 2/Episode 4 script

Tatooine -droids run away


 * *Luke puts restraining bolt on Artoo*

 *whistles*

 He wishes that you remove the restraining bolt so that he can run back to Ben Kenobi, who lives in the Dune Sea to the east.

 Oh. Ok.


 * *Removes restraining bolt*


 * *Artoo runs away*

 I guess we’d better follow him. Wow, you wouldn’t think that three wheels could go so fast!

 He’s got a top speed of 32 light years per hour. He can make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

 That’s pretty good, actually. I guess I’d better go after him. Aunt Beru?

 Yes, Luke?

 Can I borrow the speeder that Jar Jar broke?

 Just bring it back with a full tank. You know how your uncle is.

 I will.


 * *start to exit*

 *to Threepio* Who is Jar Jar, anyway?

 Your guess is as good as mine.


 * *both exit*

-Luke meets Obi and finds R2-D2

 Anything on the scanners, Threepio?

 Nothing yet, sir.


 * *speeder crashes into Artoo*

 Wait a minute, they’re not on. Ah, he’s right in front of us!

 Gee, thanks.

<R2-D2> *whistles*

<Luke> What’d he say?

<C-3PO> I’m afraid that he’s picking up several life-forms on his sensors.

<Luke> Tuskens!

<C-3PO> I’m afraid so, sir.

<Luke> Let’s go check it out.


 * *head to small hill where Tuskens are hiding*

<Luke> There’s a bantha down there, but I don’t see any Sand People.


 * *Tusken jumps up and raises his gun. Subtitles: Ah!  People!*

<C-3PO> Watch out!


 * *Subtitles: Watch out? Where?  (Swings around and knocks C-3PO over)*


 * *Krayt dragon call sounds, Tuskens scatter*


 * *Krayt dragon walks by*

<Luke> Wow, that was close.


 * *Luke helps C-3PO up*


 * *Ben walks in*

<Ben> Hurry! That call won’t hold them off forever!

<Luke> Call? What call?

<Ben> That was the mating call of the krayt dragon, a very ferocious creature, to be sure.

<Luke> *under his breath* Yeah…and you nearly brought one right on top of us. Mating call, indeed.