Board Thread:Star Wars Fanon Discussion/@comment-31421-20170401172118/@comment-3528596-20170405014830

If your heart was truly broken by the realization that this was a joke, you can always use the Speak Screen option on an iphone (best used in tandem with safari reader view) to get Siri to read an article for you. Her cadence is terrible, but she pronounced "terentateks" correctly. Do with that as you will.