The Fanon Menace/Season 1/Episode 16 script

Geonosis -Relay message back to Council/Obi Wan’s capture

*Obi arrives at his fighter*

R4, relay this message to Anakin: Anakin? Are you there?

*Split screen to show Dooku holding a commlink and Obi-Wan on the other end, talking to R4*

Who is this?

I am Obi-Wan Kenobi, who can do an amazing Jedi backflip.

Oh. And who would you like to speak to?

Anakin, if he’s available. I’m on Geonosis and I just overheard your conversation with the Separatists, and now I need to report back to Coruscant, but my ship is damaged and it doesn’t have the power to broadcast a signal to the capital.

Hold on a second.

*Dooku leaves his screen, Anakin comes in with commlink, flanked by two B1s*

Hello?

Hi. I need you to relay this message back to Coruscant.

Ok. Go ahead.

Plo Koon!

Plo Koon? What kind of message is that?

That’s not the message. *Turns to K1* Are you still going at it?

Of course I am, Master. The message is being received by the Council at this moment.

Not you! Oh, never mind. Anyway, I have news for the Council. There is an urgent situation on Geonosis that needs immediate…

*Obi-Wan is cut off as the Council walks in*

Wow, that was fast.

What’s going on?

<Obi-Wan>Council meeting. Thank you for your cooperation, Anakin.

*Commlink clicks off, Anakin’s side slides out*

<Yoda>News for us you have, Master Obi Wan?

<Obi>Yes, the answer is. Learned, I have, that an attack on the Republic, Dooku is planning.

<Mace>Thib ib terrible newb. It cannot be tolerated. We mubt stop him.

<Yoda>Agree, I do.

<Obi-Wan>Then launch a preemptive strike, we shall!

*Dooku enters with two B1s and a destroyer droid*

<Dooku>Capture Obi Wan, I must. Apologize to the council, I do.

<Mace>That’b ok.

<Dooku>Thank you, I do.

*Dooku and Obi-Wan leave, taking the droids with them*

<Mace>Now we mubt attack!

<Yoda>Ahead, you shall go. Business elsewhere, I have.