The Fanon Menace/Season 1/Episode 10 script

Jango Fett

-Talks to council about issues

What have you learned, Obi-Wan?

A strange many things.

What would these disturbing issues be?

Like Yoda, the wise dyslexic Jedi Master, would I have spoken, but too long is the spiel…so, anyway. I have learned about a Clone Army that was created on the request of Sifo-Dyas with the backing of the Jedi Council for the use of the Republic in a Clone War coming up in the next episode.

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More to say you still have?

Yes, Master, I do.

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By a template, the Clone Army appears to be photocopied from, a template that requested only one thing.

And what would that request be?

For two demands, it was.

What might these two requests be?

For two unaltered clones, the one for the other, named Jango and Boba Fett they were. Believe I do, that Padmé’s attack, this Jango is responsible for.

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Confront this Jango, I must.

Bring him to us. Question him, we will.

<Obi>Yes, Master.

-Confront Jango Fett

*LS escorts Obi to Fett’s chamber*

<K1>Boss Nass!

<K2>What is it with you and green?

<LS>Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, who can do an amazing Jedi backflip, this is Jango Fett, the source of all trouble.

<Obi>He wouldn’t happen to have a son and Slave I?

<LS>You should ask him.

<Obi>I was, I just like speaking in third-person to bounty hunters.

<Jango>Yes, Jango does. Boba, open the door. Why are you here, Jedi?

<Obi>I’m here to investigate a Clone Army that was created on the request of Sifo-Dyas with the backing of the Jedi Council for the use of the Republic in a Clone War coming up in the next episode.

<Jango>Jango Fett finds this interesting. What does Boba think?

<Boba>Boba thinks we should leave.

<Jango>Jango agrees. Goodbye, Jedi.

<Obi>Bye…

*Fett and son leave*

<Obi>Rats, they got away.

<LS>His ship is on Platform 9 if you want to catch him.

<Obi>Thank you.

*Obi runs to platform 9*

<Obi>Jango Fett…hold it right there!

<Jango>Sorry, Jedi, but my master is calling me.

<Obi>Oh. Well, can you at least put up a fight...for posterity’s sake?

<Jango>Well, for posterity’s sake, I guess.

*Obi and Jango fight*

<Jango>Well, that was fun. We should do it again sometime.

<Obi>Yes…where are you going?

<Jango>Geonosis…it’s less than a parsec from Tatooine.

<Obi>Ok, thanks.

<Jango>Bye!

<Obi>Hold on!

<Jango>What now?

<Obi>Attach this tracking beacon to your ship.

<Jango>Here?

<Obi>No, to the left a little. That’s perfect. Thanks!

<Jango>No problem.

*Jango walks into his ship, knocking himself out on the door. Boba comes out and drags him in*

*Obi climbs into his ship and walk to it, along with K1*

<K1>I have it now! Qui-Gon Jinn!

<Obi>No.

*Obi climbs into his ship and flies off.*