User:MastahCheef117


 * \Message Incoming


 * Hitman 1: Sir, we're hearing noises. . . something's out here. Requesting support, over.
 * Hitman 2.1: Negative, Sergeant, support unavailable at this time. Continue patrol.
 * Hitman 1: Sir. . . we found something. . . damn. . . what- OH MY GOD! OPEN FIRE! SHOOT! SHOOT!
 * Hitman 2.1: Sergeant, sergeant, what's going on!?
 * Hitman 1: Sir, it's a giant- NO! PARKER! GERNARD, GET HIM OUT- ARRRGHH!
 * Hitman 2.1: Sergeant! Sergeant, are you there?
 * Hitman 1: It's a giant flying ninja sausage. . . no one survived. . . NO! PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!!! ARGGH!
 * Hitman 2.1: Sergeant! Sergeant?! Can you read me!
 * Hitman 1: It's. . . coming. . . run. . . *puking sound, radio cuts off*
 * Hitman 2.1: Is he. . . is he gone? WOO HOO! PARTAY!!!!
 * dancing music over radio*
 * Hitman 3: What the hell is this crap!
 * Hitman 3: NO! ITS HERE! ARGGGHH
 * Hitman 3.2: Ha ha! PARTAY!
 * Hitman 4: What is this. ..

Battles:
 * First Battle of Alkarnia
 * Battle of Mortis IV
 * Second Battle of Geonosis
 * First Battle of Bothuwai
 * Battle of Fondor (MastahCheef117)- Cordon Era
 * Rebellion on Hypori- Cordon Era
 * Battle of Carida- Cordon Era
 * Battle of Glee Anselm- Cordon Era

Characters:
 * UN-0326- Grievous Reborn- Cordon Era
 * Fleet Admiral Uri Gtano- Hammerhead Ownage
 * Gunra Asioer- Pirate outcast owns a starfighter squadron- Cordon Era

Ships:
 * Grenado- Hammerhead Ownage's Flagship
 * Red Rose- Don't just a book by it's cover

Ship classes:
 * Quantum-class Battlecruiser- Imagine Spirit of Fire, mixed with Recusant... awesomesauce
 * Neptune-class Fleet Carrier- Reminds me of the Sovereign... except without the superlaser
 * Arrival-class Destroyer- The first, last, and only thing you'll ever see!- Cordon Era
 * Variable Geometry Self-Propelled Battle Droid, Mark III- Awww, look at that cute little mini death machine!- Cordon Era
 * Valens-class Gunboat- Serving the Republic since 29 B.B.Y.
 * HSR 01-class Interceptor- Rising from the Grave, the Sith Interceptor has Revan's name on it- Cordon Era
 * Sith Heavy Cruiser
 * Astraeus-class Battleship

Fleets:
 * Hypori Defense Fleet- Menacing enough, but still too piss small compared to Battleship Row- Cordon Era
 * Deep Core Armada- Biggest Republic fleet evah... BUT NOT AS BIG AS TEH HAMMAHED OWNAGEE!!!!- Cordon Era

Stories:
 * Star Wars: Menace Chapters 1-3
 * Script of The Second Galactic Civil War (MastahCheef117)- Cordon Era
 * Star Wars: The Mantell Confrontation- Chapters 1-3- Cordon Era
 * Star Wars: The Mantell Confrontation- Chapters 4-7- Cordon Era
 * Star Wars: Immobilizer
 * Star Wars: Sith Lord- Cordon Era
 * Star Wars: Dominator- Cordon Era

Organizations:
 * Cordon Liberation Front- Mini Hammerhead Ownage's Son- Cordon Era
 * Cordon Empire- Bigger than the Galactic Empire, bigger than an Elephant... it's teh Hammerhead Ownage!- Cordon Era
 * Cordon Sith- The Sith reawakened... by teh Hammerhead Ownage!!!- Cordon Era

Conflicts:
 * Underground War- Big peepulz fietz teh litle gangstuhz-  Cordon Era
 * Campaign of Coruscant- New Republic attempts teh ownage of teh little Empirez

Timelines:
 * Timeline of the Second Galactic Civil War
 * Timeline of the Third Galactic Civil War
 * Timeline of the Cordon Empire
 * Timeline of the Fourth Galactic Civil War