User:CurrentBigThing

"Just because bullets bounce off of you doesnt give me the right to shoot you"

- Brandon Rhea on IRC, when he was told by CBT that name calling and PA's don't effect him

"'Cause I am, whatever you say I am. If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?"

- Marshall Mathers

Selected Song
"God That Failed" By - Metallica On Album - Metallica

A little Background on CBT
CurrentBigThing, or CBT, as he is referred to, is a man whom many think they know. Including some that use this site. CurrentBigThing lead a solitary life, preferring to draw, read, or play video games. It was this life that had his father refer to CBT as "his other daughter". Daily, he was called numerous derogatory terms by his father, and was never taught the things a father is "supposed" to teach his son, such as throwing a football, or shooting a basketball, causing CBT to be scared of playing sports, as he did not know how to do them. CBT's childhood years were filled with fights between his parents. This lead to CBT's mindset that every disagreement had to be filled with, and settled with hatred.

However, the one thing his father did enjoy that perhaps lead to CBT's infatuation with violence, was the love of wrestling. CBT loved watching his favorites "walk the aisle", to the "squared circle", and dish out the punishment. He became enamored with them, and hoped to one day be good enough to be one of them.

CBT's teen years followed suit, with his father being arrested on CBT's 16th birthday. This day can be directly linked to CBT becoming the angry man he is today. As the one thing he was afraid of was removed. However, CBT did not openly express his emotions, which lead to his attitude of not caring what people thought of him. This attitude lead to many problems in school, with other kids picking specifically on him, as they knew he did not care. CBT was made an outcast, with kids making fun of every aspect of him, some going as far as spitting upon him. CBT's inner self wanted to let go, however, one theory is that his "good side" kept it in check. It was this treatment that lead to CBT's hatred of the general population, and his withdrawlment from society, preferring to spend time in a weight room, or doing what he enjoyed most, playing games and reading or drawing. CurrentBigThing distrusted almost everyone, save for one female named Maria...

CBT incorporates many of his emotions, and experiences into his work for the Star Wars Fanon website. In addition to writing, CBT holds a job working the overnight shift stocking shelves, a job that is severely underestimated by many, due to their lack of education on the subject. He also works out on a daily basis in hopes of achieving his goal of winning the World Heavyweight Championship in professional wrestling. His ultimate goal is to wrestle for the World Wrestling Federation.

Additionally, CurrentBigThing dislikes any type of debate, as it only proves further that people cannot agree. The two sides attempt to force the other into seeing their side. When, in reality, the two entities are blind, believing their side to be the absolute truth. CBT also questions the existance of any "higher power", as while their may be arguments that can have people beleive differently, their is absolutey no real evidence to support whether or not a "higher power" exists.

CurrentBigThing takes people as they come, not believing in the stereotypical "first imprssion" theory. Perhaps the person was having a good/bad day, and their true nature was surpressed. The only person who truly knows who that person is, and why they do what they do, is, that person.

On CBT's "Attitude"
Before anyone whines or complains about an "attitude" that he may have taken, read this. Maybe you'll understand why he's not the bright ray of sunshine you find yourself to be. Be warned, it contains expicit text. Also, you may comment if you have a MySpace, but keep it there. Save your pity on here.

Something You Should Know About CurrentBigThing
He doesn't believe in cutting corners, or "Beating around the bush", as some say. He gets straight to the point, and if that offends people, so be it.

On Vandals
"ZOMFGLMMFAOROF, ey ken mez up a paygeh dat n e 1 can chaynge!!!!ZOMG!$%%#%@ eye am liek supr ultra leet uber ROFLMAO!!!"

Seriously, get a life. You aren't cool, or "1337". Okay, you are an immature child with apparently nothing else to do, besides sit on your ass and mess with wiki pages that anyone can edit. Grow up.

Mission
CBT notices a lot of articles that are complete garbage. They will be hunted down and dealt with accordingly. Articles containing very little information, only infobox articles, and those with overall poor quality. Also, articles that are supposedly "under construction", even though they haven't been touched in months. These types of articles just clog up the site and make it look like the article, trash.