The Fanon Menace/Season 2/Episode 30 script

Death Star II -Emperor arrives on Death Star

*Lambda-class shuttle lands, Vader and officer approach*

*Landing ramp lowers, two Domain guards walk down, followed by Emperor*

 The Death Star II is nearly completed, my lord.

 Very good. Have the Rebels been informed of its construction?

 Yes, but many good men were lost.

 The Rebels killed them? That surprises me.

 No, they were lost. Some took a wrong turn on I-95...

 I-95?

 Intersector-95. The 95th hyperlane that goes between sectors.

 Oh. So they are on their way?

 They should be here shortly, my lord. Everything proceeds according to plan.

 Most excellent...

Endor -discover Domain forces

*Lambda-class shuttle lands, Luke exits*

 That was the longest ride of my life...

*Han and Leia exit, holding hands*

 We didn’t think it was long enough.

 *shudders* Let’s just go.

 Grawwr...

 *exits shuttle* R2 says that his scanners are picking up Human life-forms just behind the shuttle.

*strike team walks around the shuttle*

 Look, Rebels!

*two scout troopers jump on bikes and leave. Two others trip as they try to get on*

<Luke> After them!

*Luke and Leia jump on one speeder, Han and Chewie jump on the second. Speeder collapses after Chewie jumps on*

<Han> Didn’t I tell you to lay off those Wookiee cookies?

*Luke’s speeder flies away*

-speeder chase

*speeders fly by*

<Luke> GO faster! Pull up next to that one!

*speeders pull beside each other*

*Luke jumps across to other speeder, pulls trooper off*

*trooper hits tree, camera stops panning*

<Scout trooper> *sits up* I’m ok!

*camera returns to Luke and Leia*

<Luke> Shoot him down! We can’t let him reach the base!

<Leia> Shoot him? I can’t do that. It might kill him! He’s just an innocent scout trooper, a poor, helpless stormtrooper in different armor.

<Luke> Aim for the engines.

<Leia> Oh. That would work.

*Leia fires, bolt his speeder. Speeder engines die, brief electrical shock shorts out trooper’s comlink*

<Luke> Nice shot!

<Leia> *turns to Luke* Thanks! *gets clotheslined by hanging vine*

*Luke and empty speeder continue on*

*Luke stops next to shuttle*

<Han> Where’s Leia?

*Luke dismounts*

<Luke> I thought she was with you!

<Han> You’re kidding me, right? You jumped on the speeder right behind her.

<Luke> *mind trick* No, I didn’t.

<Han> *mocking mind trick* Yes, you did.

<Luke> Yes...I...did...

<Han> Hmmm...*mind trick* You want to give me your holodisk player and Hyperspaze and the Jump Lanes collection when we get back.

<Luke> I want to give you the rest of the blue milk when we get back.

<Han> No! *mind trick* You want to give me your holodisk player and Hyperspaze collection when we get back!

<Luke> I want to give you the rest of the blue milk when we get back.

<Han> No! It’s...never mind, let’s just see if we can go find Leia.

-meet Ewoks: Leia

<Leia> Now, if I remember correctly, the shuttle is...this way.

*Ewoks jump out and knock her over*

<Ewok> *speaks Ewok*

<Leia> I have no idea what you’re saying.

<Ewok> *speaks Ewok, points with spear*

*Leia looks over, sees village*

<Leia> You want me to climb up there?

*Ewok pokes Leia with spear*

<Leia> Ok, I’m going!