Star Wars: Kehl

Preface
''This life entails many mysteries--the force being probably the largest mystery to solve. It shall, however, never be solved, as the mystery of life itself is the same. I've lived many years, and from my experience, I can wholeheartedly say that life only gets more confusing as time goes by. I most definitely have my regrets, and my largest regret is not having made an attempt to conquer the galaxy. I'm a Sith Lord--I should've made my conquest ages ago. The best time would've been after the fall of the empire, but Skywalker and the rising Republic were taking its place, and I couldn't confidently make a move without risking my own security. However, it's been over one-hundred years since then. Maybe overthrowing the Galactic Federation Triumvirate isn't the worst possible idea''

Scene
"Stranger: 'Hey, I'm walking here,' said a stranger."I was carelessly walking through Courascant's streets late at night--not a care in the world about the people I was bumping into.

I approached a bar and took a seat. The bartender asked me what I wanted--I simply asked for anything cheap. The credits I had were so old that I'd have a hard time purchasing anything with them, so I'd pick-pocketed the people I'd passed by--fifteen credits. It's not much, but it'll buy cheap liquor."Bartender: 'You seem a little down there, man.'""Me: 'I wouldn't say I'm feeling down, sir. I'm actually feeling pretty good.'""Bartender: 'What brings you here to Courascant? We don't get too terribly many visitors anymore. You know, since Darth Krayt and all that a year or so back.'""Me: 'I've only heard of Darth Krayt--never really experienced life under his leadership.'""Bartender: 'I was taxed like a bitch when he was leading Courascant. I mean, he was making us pay 35% of our monthly profit. You can't run a business with that kind of tax--damned socialists.'"