User:MaulYoda/Unfanonpedia

Okay, here goes MaulYoda's probably pathetic attempt to be funny. Here I will make fun of articles, including my own, but just note that it is all a joke, it is not meant to offend anyone.

Star Wars Episode VII: Return of the Sith
This two and a half day long movie scheduled to be released in 2010 is going to be produced by Bill Gate’s own son! It not only has an incredibly evil Sith lord and 20 feet tall aliens that are secretly hot women but also has every Star Wars character ever created! The budget is $10 billion and is going to be directed by a sixteen year old. But be warned, due to nudity, sexual themes, use of drugs, blood and gore, violence beyond reason, dark themes, and crazed psychopaths, the movie has been given a XXX, or triple X, rating. On the brighter side of things, the sequel is only NC-17!

Reaver
The Star Wars version of the classic Godzilla movies?! What else could we possibly want more? Reaver is not only a huge puppet, has cruddy sound affects, and is controlled by a person not even a tenth of his size but he’s in black and white! Awesome!

Nathaniel Kenobi Solo
Nathaniel Kenobi Solo, whose real name is Nathaniel Kenobi Solo Clan Fett Jabba Durga Mothma Skywaler Vader MaulYoda (that should be a username) C3PO NKSCF JM 76 DV Aiddat Neomessiah Mal Bien todos los dias ultimate mega maniac super man burger king Kentucky fried chicken Solo (wait, I already said that) solo’s son solo’s grandson afraid of the dark in the morning printer fax pie pi…has an such a long name that it takes up way to much space to write an article about him.