User blog comment:Darthjimscott4th/Male Jedi Exile Fan/@comment-952501-20100128061320

Oh I'll just post it here in my comments. make it easy.

A Male Jedi Exile Fanboy response to the G*nk administration

To all those who refuse to accept the fact that the Jedi Exile is female, here's the Top 10 Things that You Implicitly Say About Yourself When You Complain About the Exile Being Female

10. "I actually believe that my personal views supersede canon as established by those who are actually on Lucas' payroll."

I reply: Well duh! I did pay for the game.

9. "I am too stupid to realize that I can still play the game as a male character."

I reply: Am not!

8. "I fear anything with a vagina."

I reply: How did you know that!!! My God the Freemasons have been hacking my e-mail again!

7. "I take my KOTOR characters more seriously than my online reputation."

I reply: What reputation?

6. "I believe cooties exist and are transmissible via game controllers."

I reply: Naturally! Female Jedi Exiles are the #1 source of cooties! Female Revans not so much.

5. "I have failed to embrace the egalitarian ethic of the Star Wars films. George Lucas would be ashamed of me if I was important enough to register on his radar, which I will never be."

I reply; I know you are but what am I?

4. "I am either a sexist pig, or I am violating COPPA. Quite possibly both."

I Reply: I have no idea what a COPPA is & I'm not a sexist pig I am a sexist Water buffalo.

3. "I have ignored the wisdom of Qui-Gon Jinn, who said: 'Your focus determines your reality.' I remain too focused on my own penis."

I reply: Well if I don't focus on my penis the Female Jedi exile will cut it off! I must protect my penis!

2. "I want to be banned from Wookiepedia."

I reply: I would rather be banned from Darthipedia. That would be more fun.

And the number one Thing that You Implicitly Say About Yourself When You Complain About the Exile Being Female, Make Erroneous Edits Implying She's Male, or Otherwise Illustrate Your Nonacceptance...

1. "I will never know the touch of a woman."

I reply: Well who wants cooties?

Thank you I'll be here all week.