User blog:C3PO the Dragon Slayer/Star Wars the Musical

Aren't blogs boring when they're rants or raves about something you don't care about? It's much more fun to read something that you can laugh along with.

So without further adieu, I will test the blog feature with this little concoction that I've been wanting to write for quite some time, but haven't been motivated to since Star Wars Fanon kind of forbids joke articles.

From the tune of "This Old Man"

Palpatine I hate you, you hate me, Let's conquer the galaxy With a great big war with the Confederacy So I'll gain supremacy.

Darth Maul You hate me, I hate you, This is just what the Sith do. While the Hutts say "Mine," and the Dugs just shout "Poodoo!" Few things we Sith say are true.

Palpatine I hate you, you hate me, This pathetic villainy Failed to take Naboo with a Battle Droid army But my plans are not stymied

Count Dooku You and me, full of hate, How do we cooperate? Your plans for domination are clever and great, So what now will we create?

Palpatine I hate you, you hate me This is Darth Bane's legacy: With the Rule of Two, I will get rid of thee; Claim Skywalker's destiny!

Darth Vader I loved her, she loved me We started a family. But when I cowered from the visions that I'd seen, I destroyed democracy!

Palpatine: Goooooooood!

From the tune of "The Imperial March"

Emperor Hello, my beloved devotees. I have brought you a new monarchy. Tarkin The Death Star is nearing completion Soon this abomination Will mark an age of tyranny! Darth Vader I must dismiss this thing with remorse. Compared to the living Force, This battlestation is a flea.

(restart Imperial March) Darth Vader The Death Star is destroyed, that is true. Good thing I wasn't there when it blew. The Rebel Alliance is in bloom, But I'm sure that they are doomed, If we build a big Death Star Two. Emperor Why didn't I think of that, you brain? All of our plans that remain Are to find the Rebel refuge!

Darth Vader I will take over the galaxy, Your High Imperial Majesty. Imperial officers lip synching with offstage sopranos High Emperor, with your good mercy Forgive inadequacy We can't kill the insurgency Emperor A disturbance in the Force has come Imperial officers Pertaining to Rebel scum? Emperor We have a brand new enemy.

I guess I'm better with poetry than with actual writing. I have an insistent tendency to write run-on sentences with too many parenthetical remarks or additional points. I'm not the only one; I find my writing style rather similar to that of the Apostle Paul. Which is why I have an easier time reading his letters than anyone else in my family.

I have left the last verse or two blank due to my wanting to change the tune for Return of the Jedi. When I think of something cool, I'll add a new post to complete the saga as told by the Sith.

Stay tuned for more fun stuff from my blog. Expect Avian Hunt updates (yes, the project continues, and I've made good progress), creative works, and music here. I may also relocate my Essays of the Week here, as they seem to fit the blog namespace more nicely.

--C3PO the Dragon Slayer 6,000,000 forms of communication 03:41, 6 December 2008 (UTC)