User:Mitch the Hutt

Hi (on crack), I'm Mitch Mitcha Mitchell, the unsung hero of the Sith and Dark Jedi, Darth Sidious's first apprentice, the one who crushed the annoying Jar Jar Binks to death, and Emperor of Nal Hutta. I was born to Pizza Anchove Mitchell in 666BBY. But in 39BBY, I was kidnapped and taken away from my beloved home and taken to Coroucant. My kidnapper, Darth Sidious anointed me Darth Vader 2.0. But I kept talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking until one of the Battle Droids pestered his own leg off to avoid being annoyed..TO DEATH!!!. In fact I annoyed Palpatine to near death. Then Darth Ethan(who is my brother in real life) came along. And Palpatine yelled "Lord Ethan, HELP ME, HELP ME! Take this annoying peice of Bantha crap.

SLAM right in the face!
 * Ethan:Well, I've heard that he's annoying, so am I, how much is he?
 * Palpatine: $100,000,000,000.
 * Ethan:Well, I have $999,999,999,999,999. I'm rich, And that will only be a slight amount of my money. Here ya go buddy.
 * Palpatine: Now hurry up, hurry up, take him. I'm about to die because he is so annoying!
 * Ethan:Come on Mitch.
 * Me: Yes my new master... what the he double hockeystick, I sense that you are going to be my brother on another planet, in another galaxy, in the future.
 * Ethan: What!!! Oh no!
 * Me: Maybe now you will respect my feelings!
 * Ethan: Yes, my new master.

I became rich, overthrew the government, and became the Emperor of Nal Hutta. In 666ABY, my personal bartender, put something red and glowing in my beer, and said that it would strengthen me in the Dark Side. It didn't, it blew up inside me, killing me of course.

=Images About me=

So what'r ya waitin' for?!!! Pack your bags, and get ready for the 'xperience of a lifetime!

PS. The AKCF has an indoor swimming pool, continental breakfast, and a vertual reality arcade! Come on over!

=The death of Jar Jar (play)= (For the short version, check out My part on How Jar Jar Died).

=Scene 1=

Jar Jar: Good by mommy and daddy, meesa going to take on Mitch Mitcha Mitchell.

Jar Jar's mom: Yes, now yousa hurry up and leave (yousa gettin' annoyin').

Jar Jar's dad: Kill 'im son!

=Scene 2= At Mitch's Palace...

Jar Jar: Yawn! Meesa tired from climbin' up da ridge! Yawn! Meesa so tired, sigh, that meesa take a nap right here on this floor...yawn...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Me:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Ah nah! Ah nah! Pizza, no!

Royal Guard: Your highness!!!

Me: Huh?!!! What?!!! The Pod race on TV!!! Who won?!!! Where am I?!!!

Royal Guard: Are you all right, Sire?

Me: Oh yeah, I had a dream that my Parent, Pizza was angry at me.

Servant: Would you like a drink Sire (it's poisoned)?

Me: It's poisoned!!!

Narrorater: I pull out my lightsaber and kill him.

=Scene 3=