Clone Wars: Beginning of the End

[In a mysterious galaxy filled with unknown terrors, a Republic platoon and squadron set out on a mission to keep the peace in the neutral sector of the mid rim. Aboard the Jedi attack cruiser was a Jedi colonel known as Colonel Burnside, much different from all of the other Jedi members. Also with him was his trusted second in command, Commander Tee. Tee featured green markings and painted horns on his armor which indicated that he was apart of the Horn Company. Also aboard the cruiser ship was non other than Patrick Rahr and leader of the Coruscant Guard, Commander Stone.]

Commander Tee: All quiet, Colonel.

Colonel Burnside: Okay.

[Goff, a man who thinks he’s full of integrity and power, owns the ship and only a partial amount of troops]

Goff: Okay, peeps, listen up. If anyone and I mean anyone who has anything to report, they better report it directly to me. I’ll be in my quarters napping, uh, I mean working. Secretary, check my emails for me, will ya?

Patrick Rahr: I’m back!

Colonel Burnside: Oh, it’s Rahr.

Patrick: Where?

Commander Tee (shaking his head): Well, at least he’s alive and well, sir. Well, sort of!

[Clone trooper lieutenant named Bartholomew entered with his .950 JDJ shotgun]

Lieutenant Bartholomew: I have a great feeling that today will be the day… the day that I kick some ass!

Commander Stone (also walking in): Calm down, this is just a routine scouting mission on the verge to find neutral lifeforms we can assist. Right, Goff?

Goff: What? Yeah, sure.

Colonel Burnside (glaring at Goff): Goff, can I talk to you for a second.

Goff: As a matter of fact nope.

Colonel Burnside: Excuse me? What did you just say to me?

Goff: Oh are you deaf now?

Colonel Burnside (whispering): If you say as much as another peep of insubordination I’ll tear your ass apart.

Goff: Ooh, aren’t you intimidating. I’m going back to my quarters.

[As Burnside stared him down whilst leaving in the elevator, he went over to Commanders Tee and Stone who were admiring the stars and then started over to Patrick]

Colonel Burnside: Rahr, don’t you think that there is more to this place than meets the eye?

Patrick Rahr: I met my eye once, it was a long time ago when I was standing in front of some type of glass and I could actually see myself!

Colonel Burnside: Oh boy.

Commander Stone (walking over): Sir, don’t worry. Goff is known for having an obnoxious attitude.

Colonel Burnside: I don’t care and I certainly don’t care if this is his ship or not. If I hear it again he’s being relieved of duty. (walking over to Tee) I don’t like this, Tee.

Commander Tee: I don’t either. But I’m with you all the way, sir.

Patrick Rahr: I want to be with someone, dashing through the snow, laughing all the way!

[Tee and Burnside exchanged glances. An ordinary clone trooper with standard armor named RP walked over to one of the computer consoles held in the bridge]

RP: Men, there seems to be a disturbance in engine room 1A.

Commander Tee: Check it out and find that source.

[RP saluted him and raced off to locate the disturbance. He went into the elevator and pressed a couple of buttons to indicate on where exactly he was going. The sound of the elevator music soothed him as he decided to rest his optics for a bit… or at least until he got to the level he was going. Before entering the engine room, he stopped by his close clone trooper buddies]

RP: What’s going on my boys?

[They all just stared at him with their guns at the ready for some odd reason]

RP: Uh what’s going on here?

Sergeant Ricco (peculiarly): Come on in.

RP: Uh, okay.

[Entering the engine room, RP looked around and could spot no such disturbance. The door immediately shut and locked him in]

RP (walking up to the door): Oh man, what the Hell. (hears noise and turns around) Hello?

Unknown: Hey, bitch. Come closer.

RP (approaching unknown voice): Excuse me? Who do you think you’re talking to? I’ve been in the grand army of the Republic for five solar years now and I deserve an ample amount of respect- (gets gassed and coughs)

Unknown: Well your days of the Republic are numbered, pal.

[The cloaked figure uses his or her code to unlock the engine room door and let the other clone troopers in. He or she reloaded RP’s blaster with a new type of custom compound filled with chemicals]

Sergeant Ricco: I’m itching to kill someone now. I have an itchy trigger finger.

Unknown: First off, shut up. Second off, you’ll have your chance, Sergeant. Right now we need to worry about infecting more. Am I understood?

Sergeant Ricco: Yes, my liege.

[A few minutes later, RP woke up and looked around]

RP (slowly): What the Hell happened?

Unknown (crouching down): I am your master, your sovereign, your lord. I recreated you. And you are mine. Any oppositions will be met with brutal force. Am I understood?

RP: … Yes, my liege.

[Back on the bridge, the Republic squad started to grow weary over RP checking in on the engines]

Colonel Burnside (shaking his head): Gosh dammit. Commanders, locate RP please. On the double.

Lieutenant Bartholomew (chiming in): Now, now, Colonel. If my buddy is in peril, best be letting me do the work.

Colonel Burnside: If you insist.

[A blinking red light started to flash]

Commander Stone: Men, there’s some sort of distress call.

Colonel Burnside: Can you pinpoint where it’s coming from?

Commander Stone: Affirmative. It is coming from… engine room A?

[There was a short pause]

Lieutenant Bartholomew: I’ll go check it out.

Commander Tee: Think we should keep this quiet, sir? Colonel Burnside: No. (Bartholomew leaves) Tee, Stone, let’s stay behind Bart; just in case.

Tee and Stone: Yes sir.

[Bartholomew arrived at engine room A and looked around]

Lieutenant Bartholomew: RP? Where are you?

[There was another pause, yet a long one]

Lieutenant Bartholomew: Alright enough kidding around. Where are you?

RP (sneaking): Right here.

[RP then shoots Bartholomew with his newly reloaded blaster and he goes down. The door soon opened and in runs Burnside, Stone and Tee as RP began to shoot more of his blasts]

Colonel Burnside (as RP runs away): Get him!

Commander Tee: I’m on him.

[Stone approaches Bart and removed Bart’s helmet]

Colonel Burnside: Is he gonna be okay?

Commander Stone: Well, he suffered a major contusion when the blast made impact on his chest. Fortunately he always carries a chestplate right where he got shot. He’ll be out of it though.

Commander Tee (returning): I lost him.

Colonel Burnside (getting red): You what??

[Burnside then kicked Tee and he fell to the ground and Stone stared)

Commander Stone: What are you doing?

Colonel Burnside: … I’m sorry, Tee. I don’t know what got over me.

Commander Tee: No, it’s alright. Happens to the best of us.

[Stone was shocked]

Colonel Burnside: Anyway, let’s get Bart to the infirmary, now.